Well first I'd chat it up a little bit.
Then I'd buy it a few drinks and take it back to my place.
Once we got there, I would light some candles and put on some Barry White. I'd lay it down in front of the fire place and feel it's body quivering against mine....
The next morning I'd give it cab fare and tell it that it should probably get checked...
Born in a small town in Indiana, USA. Parents split shortly after I was born. Raised by my Mom and Grandmother. Made good grades until 4th grade. Slacked off through the rest of school. Currently attending community college in my home town. I play bass in a crappy jam band. Yeah that's about it.
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Then I'd buy it a few drinks and take it back to my place.
Once we got there, I would light some candles and put on some Barry White. I'd lay it down in front of the fire place and feel it's body quivering against mine....
The next morning I'd give it cab fare and tell it that it should probably get checked...
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Hehehehe...Context is for losers.
*ahem*
I like the new Nether, the difficulty just makes it more interesting.
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I was gonna say a hole in your hand and some lotion but whatever floats your boat.
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Is it hot in here? I swear it's hot in here.
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Red Sea, pal. Just sayin'.
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11 The house of the wicked shall be overthrown: but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish.
12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
13 Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful; and the end of that mirth is heaviness.
Hope this helps :]
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