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I've tried millions and millions of times to connect to a REAL Minecraft Multiplayer server on a mac but it doesnt seem to connect when the server isn't even full. All it does is say Connecting to the Server... and doesn't connect. It might be just the computer but if it's not can anyone tell my why this is?

Do the servers eventually give you timeout errors? Also, what do you mean by a real Minecraft server?

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Here are a list of things showing that you're addicted to minecraft:
1. every time you leave your house, you check around your door in case of a creeper.

2. you place candles everywhere around your house so nobody spawns in your house

3. you put a plank of wood in front of your door thinking it would open when you step on it.

4. you lit some obsidian on fire thinking it would turn into a portal.

5. when you bought wiring, you only bought 15 feet of it thinking it would lose power after 15 feet.

6. you started digging in your yard trying to find some diamond.

7. you tried cooking some clay thinking it would turn into a brick.

8. you tried putting a saddle on a pig and riding it.

9. for a demolition project, you bought a ton of sand and gunpowder, then tried to put it together thinking it would make tnt.

10. you tried to make your own water supply in your back yard by buying two buckets full of water and putting one on each end of the hole you dug.

11. you started punching a tree thinking you would get a lovely piece of wood. Idea by Notorso and C_akso

12. you were hungry, so you got a piece of raw ham and ate it thinking nothing would happen (oops)

13. You punched a chicken to death expecting feathers.By Tazzak

14. You broke your glasses and thought "Oh crap, what texture pack IS THIS?" By Tazzak

15. You tried to create a workbench from four pieces of wood. By Tazzak

16. You look at a brick house and think: damn thats a lot of clay By fatbaby

17. I heard a growl outside my door and I reached for my bow, turns out it was only my mom :tongue.gif: By SamDaMan

18. when i tried building a house, i realized this takes way longer then i thought Idea by Sigfried

19. trying to wear iron pants and thinking, "Why is this so uncomfortable!?"By zizou98

20. The police arrest you when you attempt to place and ride a minecart on subway tracks. By Fredfredbug4

21.You tried climbing ladders with spaces in between them,then they fall By InfernoX

22.You try throwing a snowball at a sheep and expect wool or clock to fall of the sheep in blocksBy InfernoX

23. When It's a foggy day, you try desperatley to find where the F button is. By Tails_Doll

24. You ask a friend who you think has nice clothes; "Where'd you get that skin?"By Tails_Doll

25. you look at postcards of some random landscape and think "wow i could build a cool base there" By Dinh

26. you drop a cactus on sand and expect it to grow By ChaosEternal

27. you try to press t to talk to someone By ChaosEternal

thanks for viewing and give me some more ideas of ways showing your addicted to minecraft!!

P.S. all these ideas were thought up by me and i had and still have no idea of another topic similar to this.

EDIT:
13. You punched a chicken to death expecting feathers.
14. You broke your glasses and thought "Oh crap, what texture pack IS THIS?"
15. You tried to create a workbench out of wood.
16. You look at a brick house and think: damn thats a lot of clay
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i was walking along and i heard a sizzle and i thought it was the bacon in my furnace but it was a