So a mans siting at a bar and with a drink right as he is about to take a sip it a tall thug walks over and steals the drinks and chungs it down. The man sitting at the bar begins to cry heavily. The thug feels sorrys and says, "Now i cant stand to see a grown man cry, ill buy you another if it will make you feel beter." The man looks at him and say, "No its just that today has been the worst day of my life. My alarm clock went off late this morining so i was late to work. I tried to spead through traffic and crashed my car. By the time i finaly ot to work i was fired for being so late. I arrived home earlyier than usual and found my wife cheating on me with the gardner. I went to the bank to withdraw my money and leave my wife but my wife had beaten me to it. and finnaly i decided i was going to kill myself when some jackass walks over and just drinks my beer with my poison in it."
Did you make that one by yourself? Because Pretty dam good joke.
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down!".
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Did you make that one by yourself? Because Pretty dam good joke.
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What do you call 10 blondes ear to ear?
A wind tunnel!
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