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Mar 21, 2012reepieman posted a message on Republica [1.7.4!][Towny][McMMO][PvP][Economy][Events][Anti-Grief][Anti-Cheat][Dedicated][16GB]Hello, I was recently kick from the server for "spamming". I wasn't using a spam bot,and here's the real story. I was playing on the server and my little sister was watching me. I went to my inventory (I had too many items) and she pointed at the bone on TMI and said "Get the bone!" then I told her that I couldn't because I wasn't an admin. then she said "But what if you click it a lot?" I said that I still wouldn't get the bone if I did that. So, I showed her that repeatedly clicking it wouldn't work. I looked back at my screen and realized that I've been kicked for "spamming".Posted in: PC Servers
So, I plead that you don't count that against me in MCBans, I don't want my reputation to get ruined. I hope you understand. ~reepieman~
Mar 20, 2012reepieman posted a message on Republica [1.7.4!][Towny][McMMO][PvP][Economy][Events][Anti-Grief][Anti-Cheat][Dedicated][16GB]ING: reepiemanPosted in: PC Servers
age: 12 (I know that I'm a bit young, but I'm mature enough to not be a disturbance)
Where did you find the server?: Minecraft Forums
Reason for joining: I've been looking all over Minecraft Forums for a good server to play on. And I finally found it.
What you do best in minecraft: I love making things with redstone and pistons (including roller coasters)
Jan 28, 2012Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from nxmee2011
I guess, but you need more spaces.Quote from zedinzy
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
I love waking up to a blonde joke.
Jan 28, 2012Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from SteevyT
A physicist, engineer, and statician decide to go hunting. After a good part of the day, a huge buck comes into sight. The physicist is the first one up to shoot. He runs through his calculations, double checks them, and finally takes his shot 15 minutes later. His shot is 5 yards high.
The engineer prepares to take his shot, he fudges a couple numbers, makes some estimates and takes his shot a couple minutes later. It's 5 yards low.
The statician shouts, "WE GOT HIM!"
Interesting, nice signature by the way.
Jan 28, 2012Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from OmegaLambda
The term is "anti-Semitic."
Host of engineer jokes incoming:
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
The optimist says the glass is half-full.
The pessimist says the glass is half-empty.
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Engineers erected the Large Hardon Collider. Physicists have been playing with it ever since.
A rock guitarist is showing off his new amp which goes all the way to 11.
A physicist explains that 11 is just an arbitrary number since there's no associated unit.
An engineer offers, for $10,000, to build the guitarist an amp that goes all the way to 12.
A physicist is walking to work and his colleague rides up on a brand new bicycle. "Where did you get that bike?" "You'll never believe this!" his colleague replies. "Yesterday a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her clothes and said 'take what you want!'" "Good choice!" the physicist replies. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf. The group in front of them is taking a really long time on the fourth hole, so they ask the greenskeeper what the deal is. The greenskeeper takes off his hat and says "oh. That's the volunteer fire department. They all went blind while saving the school down the road from a fire, so we let them play for free whenever they like." The priest says "I'm touched. I'll put in a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor says "that's a good idea. I'll talk to my colleagues at the clinic and see if there's anything we can do for them." The engineer says "why can't they play at night?"
Three engineers are debating what kind of engineer God must have been to have designed the human body. The first said "He must have been a mechanical engineer. Just look at the muscles and joints." The second said "He must have been an electrical engineer. Just look at the nervous system and brain." The third said "No. He was a civil engineer. Who else would route a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" One time, I was telling this joke while stoned. And I said "I think he must be an aerospace engineer. Just look at how hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh I am!
I don't know how to reply to this, There're soooooo many jokes in this post!
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