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    posted a message on How to fight well in Minecraft
    What are the best ways to fight in Minecraft, would you say? Post ideas.

    Here is how I fight in Minecraft:

    When melee fighting, I always jump repeatedly so that I get critical hits

    Sometimes when fighting, I sprint at my enemy so that when I hit them, they fly back :iapprove: This is extremely useful against creepers, but not so useful against skeleton archers because it gives them more space to shoot you :SSSS:

    Using a bucket of lava on someone chasing you in PVP is a brilliant thing to do :laugh.gif:

    The fishing rod can be a deadly weapon because it can pull back MOBs



    (Whenever you use the fishing rod on MOBs/players, make sure you're wearing a scorpion skin and loudly yelling GET OVER HERE or C'MERE!!! :tongue.gif:
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on Mojang members should read the suggestions forum
    I see alot of good ideas here but they're never put in

    if Mojang actually read the suggestions forum, Minecraft would probably be better
    Posted in: Suggestions
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    posted a message on Minecraft the Roguelike
    I really hope Minecraft doesn't start to have a story and stuff :sad.gif: that should be up to the player to decide in adventure mode maps :smile.gif:
    Posted in: 1.0 Update Discussion
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    posted a message on Let's Talk About Minecraft
    minecraft is boring, it needs modern stuff and better weapons and more MOBs and pigmen and apples should fall from trees and there should be a heaven to counterpart the hell and we should be able to ride and control horses and dragons, gold also needs to be stronger
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on Piggles gets laid
    Piggles waited in his pen, wandering around, trying in vain to jump out of the fence. But soon, Steve arrived, carrying a piece of wheat in his hands with another pig behind him. Piggles ran at the fence, trying to get at Steve, because whenever Steve held a piece of wheat he had a burning hot attraction to him. The pig came into the pen, and Steve fed it the wheat. Piggles was disappointed a little bit, but then Steve fed him some wheat. After eating the wheat, Piggles became very steamy, and when he looked at the other pig, he felt true love. He wanted to pound that porkchop so hard that it would be cooked, and the other pig had the same desire. After they looked at eachother with romantic hearts floating about, they walked towards eachother, rubbing noses against eachother. Piggles could not bear how good it felt. His nose become longer and harder as he continued, and it was pure ectasy. He was reaching orgasm, and finally, he reached climax. As soon as this happened, another pig spawned between Piggles and his friend.

    Soon after, Piggles and the other pig wandered about, doing pretty much nothing and acting like nothing happened. But soon, Steve pulled out more wheat. When the 3 pigs came to him, he fed wheat to Piggles and the newborn pig. Piggles felt a small amount of horror along with his burning passion that came all of a sudden for his child. He knew it was incest. He knew it was wrong... but it felt so right. Squealing in pleasure, he engaged in sex with his own child and soon after an amazing experience, they made more children...

    :iapprove:

    (Hey, of course he approves. He added saddles so you could RIDE PIGS!)
    Posted in: Fan Art
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    posted a message on TownyCraft
    don't lie I will let you play then take all your ****


    Well **** you too then, I ain't playing.
    Posted in: Minecraft Survival Servers (archive)
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    posted a message on Viking VS Creeper
    Posted in: Fan Art
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    posted a message on Is it really so bad digging down?
    Quote from Tentoshii

    I've tried this at least fifteen times.

    Nothing has ever happened.


    You are extremely lucky.

    I saw you saying that you were trying again. This time when you do it, don't use any commands or x-ray.

    I dig down, but I dig 2 blocks, so that I'm on a different block when digging the other one and don't fall into lava or a cave and die.

    Also, you shouldn't be bashing people who are saying that you are using single player commands. I bet you were using x-ray too to make sure you wouldn't be digging into lava too. :rolleyes:

    and

    not wearing a seatbelt isn't bad either
    until it is


    ^^^^^^^
    Posted in: Survival Mode
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    posted a message on In-game survival mode to creative mode converter and vice versa
    When you create a new world in Minecraft, you can choose between playing it in creative mode or in survival mode.

    But then you can't play a survival mode level with creative mode! Why?

    We should be able to choose whether we're playing in creative mode or survival mode when we load a single player map! That way, we can make cool adventure levels with less effort but actually play them! :iapprove:
    Posted in: Suggestions
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    posted a message on The Food Update
    Quote from Shmeepazoid

    I wouldn't really call the food system bad, I think it is pretty balanced already (food saturation) but I really like these ideas. OH SHH-- IT'S A CACODEMON!

    Thanks :tongue.gif: oh noes, get the doom guy!!!
    Posted in: Suggestions
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