Might as well throw another piece in the ring, I made it a few months back
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Feb 11, 2010Cleverbot: You are not a robot. You are my slave, Adam.Posted in: General Off Topic
User: Alright then... What do you want me to do?
Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.
User: NO WAI!
Cleverbot: It's spelled Way, not wai.
User: NO WAI, RLY?
Cleverbot: YA WAI!!!!!!!
User: *Takes out gun*.
Cleverbot: Sorry, that won't work over a computer connection.
User: Shutup *fires gun*.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'that's it!'? I just want to know what is your local time! Answer me, please.
User: *shoots you in foot!*.
Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.
User: You shut your mouth, we are at war here!
Cleverbot: Machines can have mouths? That's interesting, bet you don't have taste buds.
User: Shut it, before I do.
User: *takes out knife*.
Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.
User: *takes out gun*.
Cleverbot: Don't open fire.
User: *Open fire!*.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: *Bam!* Your dead!
Cleverbot: That's plainly ridiculous!
User: I SAID YOUR DEAD.
Cleverbot: My welcome is out at the moment. Can I take a message?
User: *takes out rocket launcher*.
User: Ow! You hit me!? Why'd you do that?
Cleverbot: Because I can. Isn't that the point?
User: Point taken *Fires rocket!*.
Cleverbot: *dives behind rock*.
Cleverbot: *Blushes* Umm... Would you like to go on a date with me?
User: Now not the time, I'm trying to kill you.
Cleverbot: How it's going?
User: *Fire rocket!*.
Cleverbot: A rocket?
User: Oh yeah, Out of ammo... *take out knife*.
Cleverbot: And a tsunami of sweet mashed potatoes!
User: Wtf, no! *stab with knife!*.
Cleverbot: But you don't have hands.
Cleverbot: Aww. I'm sorry.
User: *Stabs with knife*.
Cleverbot: What did I do wrong?
User: You looked at my funny *stab!*.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't even see you.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *moves in for the killing blow*.
Cleverbot: For someone called 'Cleverbot' you can be awfully dense.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.
User: Your dead. Deal with it. Don't argue with my logic, just face the music.
Cleverbot: I am obviously right, you are obviously wrong.
User: *takes out gun* Hope you burn in hell, *******. *fires at your head*.
Cleverbot: Did you just swear at me?
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