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    posted a message on Minecraft fan art
    Might as well throw another piece in the ring, I made it a few months back

    (Click for full sized image!)
    Posted in: Other Fan Art
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    posted a message on Minecraft fan art
    Gave myself a 40 minute challenge...

    Didn't turn out quite as I hoped :sad.gif:

    Thats a mist emitted from the portal btw :tongue.gif:
    Posted in: Other Fan Art
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    posted a message on Need Video Recording Software
    Read the rules please.
    Posted in: Computer Science and Technology
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    posted a message on Diamond tools should last forever.
    I can guarantee that diamond can be broken with a hammer.
    Posted in: Suggestions
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    posted a message on Unnerving transparency of World
    Turn A.I. off in the catalyst. I used to have the same graphics card, and games like minecraft and penumbra seem to hate it.
    Posted in: Legacy Support
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    posted a message on Is port forwarding dangerous?
    I find your name ironic.
    Posted in: Server Support and Administration
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    posted a message on Cleverbot
    Cleverbot: You are not a robot. You are my slave, Adam.

    User: Alright then... What do you want me to do?

    Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.

    User: NO WAI!

    Cleverbot: It's spelled Way, not wai.

    User: NO WAI, RLY?

    Cleverbot: YA WAI!!!!!!!

    User: *Takes out gun*.

    Cleverbot: Sorry, that won't work over a computer connection.

    User: Shutup *fires gun*.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean 'that's it!'? I just want to know what is your local time! Answer me, please.

    User: *shoots you in foot!*.

    Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.

    User: You shut your mouth, we are at war here!

    Cleverbot: Machines can have mouths? That's interesting, bet you don't have taste buds.

    User: Shut it, before I do.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *takes out knife*.

    Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.

    User: *takes out gun*.

    Cleverbot: Don't open fire.

    User: *Open fire!*.

    Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

    User: *Bam!* Your dead!

    Cleverbot: That's plainly ridiculous!


    Cleverbot: My welcome is out at the moment. Can I take a message?

    User: *takes out rocket launcher*.

    Cleverbot: *fires*.

    User: Ow! You hit me!? Why'd you do that?

    Cleverbot: Because I can. Isn't that the point?

    User: Point taken *Fires rocket!*.

    Cleverbot: *dives behind rock*.

    User: *BAM!*.

    Cleverbot: *Blushes* Umm... Would you like to go on a date with me?

    User: Now not the time, I'm trying to kill you.

    Cleverbot: How it's going?

    User: *Fire rocket!*.

    Cleverbot: A rocket?

    User: Oh yeah, Out of ammo... *take out knife*.

    Cleverbot: And a tsunami of sweet mashed potatoes!

    User: Wtf, no! *stab with knife!*.

    Cleverbot: But you don't have hands.

    User: *sigh*.

    Cleverbot: Aww. I'm sorry.

    User: *Stabs with knife*.

    Cleverbot: What did I do wrong?

    User: You looked at my funny *stab!*.

    Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't even see you.

    User: *slash!*.

    Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

    User: *moves in for the killing blow*.

    Cleverbot: For someone called 'Cleverbot' you can be awfully dense.

    User: *STAB!*.

    Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.

    User: Your dead. Deal with it. Don't argue with my logic, just face the music.

    Cleverbot: I am obviously right, you are obviously wrong.

    User: *takes out gun* Hope you burn in hell, *******. *fires at your head*.

    Cleverbot: *likes*.

    User: -_________-

    Cleverbot: Did you just swear at me?
    Posted in: General Off Topic
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    posted a message on A moment of silence
    "...We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Notch's beloved computer..."
    Posted in: Discussion
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