I put down a barricade and hide behind it. I also hand the cyber soldier a battery to try and get it to join our side. Unfortunately, the cyber soldier runs on pure green hamsters running in wheels energy, not batteries, and shoots me in the face.
I awaken in a dark room. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I notice four other people appear out of thin air, two of which I know for a fact were vaporized by a poorly-justified AFK-removal ion cannon. Suddenly, I instinctively know that I can post once a turn, or again if a day passes. Now I know where I am - roughly 38 pages back in time!
Before anything happens, I use the combat experience I've developed since then to make a creative attack that vaporizes all of the holographic grunts. Bio is forced to explain that you can repeat attacks for 5% less damage earlier than he does in the normal timeline, and the rest of the team is annoyed that I stole their XP. We kill some more waves of holographic grunts, and then face off against Marshall. I refrain from showing him my cardboard picture of Jeff Bridges, and opt instead to make a generic "I attack Marshall." Marshall summons his Squadwipe-inducing orb of light, and I immediately unleash every single creative attack I've ever made in this game all at the same time on the orb, destroying it in a single blast! Marshall is amazed that anyone could do 4000 damage in one attack, and decides to end the simulation. However, my massive damage has corrupted the data keeping us all alive, and the whole thing collapses, deleting everyone's mind.
I awaken in a dark room again. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I quickly jump up and yell every single event and bit of information that has ever happened in this thread, from Darthrafael being misspelled as Darthrefael, to Marshall assigning us Operation Burning Dawn on March 4th, to Omicron commandos being available for $100, to the random Destiny crossover, all the way to the time I'm from, where we were about to kill Dawncaller, Coalition Representative. Marshall has a heart attack from surprise and dies. Over a period of several months, the HLF implodes due to the death of its head officer, and the Coalition eventually takes notice and storms into the main base, killing everyone, including me.
I awaken in a dark room again. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I grumble about my plight and go through all of the events up to this very point that I'm posting in. Just as I'm offering the cyber soldier a battery, a steel girder suddenly falls on top of it, due to some nebulous series of butterfly effects that somehow stems from my original grumbling about my plight.
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I research the Antigrave.
Antigrave [$100]: Revives one bled out player. Can only be used once per wave.
I then climb onto a tall building and take cover.
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Gasping Walker, Hard.
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I take the Steel Medulla.
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I heal someone.
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I heal the most injured person.
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I shoot the drone again.
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I shoot the drone.
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I research, purchase, and use a yellow ray on the cyber soldier.
Yellow Ray [$125]: Instantly destroys one enemy, but has a cooldown of two waves. Cannot be used on bosses.
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I heal engie.
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I look inside the VIP's desk. If there's nothing in it, I throw my frag grenade at the cyber soldier.
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I put down a barricade and hide behind it. I also hand the cyber soldier a battery to try and get it to join our side. Unfortunately, the cyber soldier runs on pure green hamsters running in wheels energy, not batteries, and shoots me in the face.
I awaken in a dark room. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I notice four other people appear out of thin air, two of which I know for a fact were vaporized by a poorly-justified AFK-removal ion cannon. Suddenly, I instinctively know that I can post once a turn, or again if a day passes. Now I know where I am - roughly 38 pages back in time!
Before anything happens, I use the combat experience I've developed since then to make a creative attack that vaporizes all of the holographic grunts. Bio is forced to explain that you can repeat attacks for 5% less damage earlier than he does in the normal timeline, and the rest of the team is annoyed that I stole their XP. We kill some more waves of holographic grunts, and then face off against Marshall. I refrain from showing him my cardboard picture of Jeff Bridges, and opt instead to make a generic "I attack Marshall." Marshall summons his Squadwipe-inducing orb of light, and I immediately unleash every single creative attack I've ever made in this game all at the same time on the orb, destroying it in a single blast! Marshall is amazed that anyone could do 4000 damage in one attack, and decides to end the simulation. However, my massive damage has corrupted the data keeping us all alive, and the whole thing collapses, deleting everyone's mind.
I awaken in a dark room again. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I quickly jump up and yell every single event and bit of information that has ever happened in this thread, from Darthrafael being misspelled as Darthrefael, to Marshall assigning us Operation Burning Dawn on March 4th, to Omicron commandos being available for $100, to the random Destiny crossover, all the way to the time I'm from, where we were about to kill Dawncaller, Coalition Representative. Marshall has a heart attack from surprise and dies. Over a period of several months, the HLF implodes due to the death of its head officer, and the Coalition eventually takes notice and storms into the main base, killing everyone, including me.
I awaken in a dark room again. Several holographic images begin to flicker in place before solidifying into walls, crates, and Enforcer grunts. I grumble about my plight and go through all of the events up to this very point that I'm posting in. Just as I'm offering the cyber soldier a battery, a steel girder suddenly falls on top of it, due to some nebulous series of butterfly effects that somehow stems from my original grumbling about my plight.
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I throw a Fan of War at the Evil Leprechaun like a javelin.
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I either attack anyone still alive or heal the most injured person.
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I Christmas Tree the captain.
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Can you show people's HP?
I shoot someone with my robotic bowler hat.