One day-you’re not quite sure when-you decide to get onto Minecraft Multiplayer and scroll your listed games, when something catches your eye-a server that seemed to just glitch in and out of existence right in front of your face. Out of curiosity, you selected it and logged into it while it was there.
The result kind of screwed with your computer’s clock a bit, setting it to sometime in Novemer, 2011, but that was practically a footnote (at the time) as you could change that whenever: You found yourself in one of the most heavily modded servers of all time! A quick look at everything told you that this place was quite unlike anything else. Your X/Y/Z coordinates told you that you were approximately 5000 in the Z direction (whichever that was). Off in the distance, you can see a beautiful and absolutely massive tree, at the absolute fringe of your view distance.
The other thing is, two figures were kind of staring each other down. Both are the basic player skins modified: One is a Steve? Skin with washed out clothes, an impressive beard, and a tattered red Minecon cape. The other is an Alex? Skin with a red shirt, red eyes, a black jacket, and a lot of bloodstains and a smirk. Both of them wore gloves: The Steve? Skinned one wore a blue glove with a lowercase gamma on it, while the Alex? Skin wore one with a golden Omega on it, as well as one with a red Alpha on the other hand. Above the head of Steve was the username Godmodder477; above the head of Alex? Was the name of UserZero.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: ah, yes, the typical n00b cavalry!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: you’ll be dead soon enough, be a bit patient on the imminent demise, but first, this joke!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I am NOT a joke!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I witnessed the war against Psi!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I’ve been around before even you have, learning the trade!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I've battled Notch head-on!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: And I’ve been ranking up as well!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I'm not just some joke, I'm the absolute best in the world, and all that's between me and glory is YOU!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: talk talk talk, and yet who’s wearing the omega plus glove?!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: who’s the only one here!?
", courier, monospace">UserZero: first.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: last.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: and ONLY.
At least some of you decide that this is quite frankly not your business and attempted to log off immediately. Of course, as it turned out, your attempts to log off of this server immediately failed.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: ah, thinking of leaving, were you? yeah, can’t let word get out that easily!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: anyone who gets on stays on until i say otherwise, and i can do quite a bit more than you’d think with a few mc avatars!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: soooooo, just sit tight there and we’ll get this trash all worked out in a jiffy, and then i get to find where you live and add to my corpse collection!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: seriously i need a few more anti-godmodders to round out the collection right now!
She can’t possibly be serious.
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: You think I’m that weak?!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: well, you are challenging someone twice your rank’s strength, so i really do think you are over your head!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: plus, even if you won you wouldn’t get omega plus, you have to go about killing the other godmodders with the imminently higher rank! killing me gets you nothing!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: Wait, what? You, you're just-but, wait-augh!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: but of course, you clearly didn’t know that's what that old rule actually meant until right about now, so the instant you saw me log onto here, you couldn’t help but try to ‘ambush,’ me, right?
", courier, monospace">UserZero: of course you couldn’t!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: you’re just so dumb!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: i have been on here a long while, plotting out defenses and the like, just for this moment!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: And of course, there’s what I’m doing in the big tree, but that’s not important!
OK, whatever is going on, the big tree in the distance is important.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: what IS important is that this is MY WORLD!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: YOU are NOT WELCOME in MY WORLD!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: and the price for trespassing is death, haha!
Godmodder477 backs up.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: so, yeah!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: i’m gonna reckon you’re pretty dead!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: you have no friends, no allies, and mano-a-mano i am straight-up better than you!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: now, i know the answer already, but are we going to do this the EASY way…
", courier, monospace">UserZero: or the HARD way?!
You swear that the Minecraft Avatar is grinning like a psycho killer menace, when previously she was only smirking. That really shouldn't be possible, this is just Minecraft (though some of you already know better than that). Certainly it's all just a game and this is some kind of weird RP server, right?
Right?
Godmodder477 looks around wildly, trying to think of a way out of this one as far as you can tell. That’s when he notices you all, clustered together.
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: Well, you just heard what she said, right?
", courier, monospace">Godmdoder477: She’s going to honestly just gut us!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I mean, seriously, you must have already noticed how many mods there are on here and how they just got magically installed onto your computer without a second of lag!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: OK, the real truth of the matter’s kind of complicated, but you realize that she is trying to ACTUALLY kill you all, right?!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: She can certainly find out where you live with her skills!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: She can certainly go there and do you in! Can’t respawn from that much!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: waitaminute, you’re not seriously-oh, you ARE seriously?!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: hahaha! man, I never thought you’d stoop this low, tuba boy!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: …Don’t let her get to you, Richard…
Huh. So his name is Richard.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: seriously, is this what it’s gonna come to?
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: YES! Yes it has! Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I will not back down!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: I can’t log off anyways! And all that aside, even you knew I was gonna go for the hard way!
", courier, monospace">Godmodder477: Did you THINK I was going to make it easy!?
", courier, monospace">UserZero: eh. good point.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: you’re too big of a coward and a wimp to actually fight me head on anyways, so i guess it could only make sense that you’re gonna team up with the wimpy anti-godmodders, after all!
Richard stands his ground, looking back angrily at UserZero. The fight was practically begging to start.
", courier, monospace">UserZero: …but i can appreciate getting both of you over and done with at the same time!
", courier, monospace">UserZero: ok i would prefer it if we did this one at a time but who cares!?
", courier, monospace">UserZero: let’s rock, n00bs!
DESTROY THE GODMODDER 0RIGINS RULES:
A: GENERAL
B: THE DUEL.
C: GODMODDERS.
D: THE JOURNEY TO YGGDRASIL.
E: TERRAIN AND WEATHER.
F: CHARGING.
G: ALCHEMITER WEAPON SYSTEM
H: ENTITIES.
I: BOSSES AND SPOILS OF WAR.
The Colegmerate: The Power Cleaner. Wielder: Bomber57.
A wooden mop that cackles with electricity. It was the mop of the late Colegmerate, but no more. Upon activation, it becomes the epicenter of a massive orb of lightning which you can then direct onto a single entity for massive damage. Cooldown: [||||]
Charles Barkley: The Zeroth Ball. Wielder: Insert_Generic_Username.
A pure-blue Basketball, made of pure Slamicite and Jamicite. its powers make it so incredible that every dribble produces substantial B-ball energies. However, Basketball is a TEAM sport, so it's best used with a team. Upon activation, the user and four other entities/players of choices can minicrit for that turn only! Cooldown: [|||||]
The Soul of the Core: Traho. Wielder: The_Topazian.
A chestplate with the image of the stars in the night sky brilliantly. It feels of unmatched gravity majjyks, and its wearer can sustain almost any blow through deflection or density...Assuming they can wear it for an extended period of time. Using this, a Player can face-tank all damage for up to 3 entities for one turn! Cooldown: [||||]
Phantom Walker: Mask of Agony. Wielder: Hezetor.
A mask worn by the late Phantom Walker, worn and torn, with black stains running down from the eyelids...Wearing this makes you feel like you're being tortured, ever so slightly. Activating this Spoil will cause you to go into a frenzy, allowing every attack you make to activate Agony stacks! Agony Stacks up to 3 times; the 1st and 2nd stack lower Damage and Defense by 10% each, while the 3rd expends them all for a massive damage attack! This lasts for 3 turns, whereupon all existing Agony Stacks will wear off. Until then, Agony Stacks do not decay. Cooldown: [|||||||]
The Chief: Decaying Heart. Wielder: crystalcat.
A greenish heart locked in a state of near-rot by various machinery dotted along it, this was ripped from the chest of the late Chief. It stinks, BAD. This spoil will temporarily change the Terrain to Decayed Land, which will cause any entity killed while it persists to turn into an allied Tombstone, which will persist until death. Decayed Land overrides any other Terrain types. Decayed Land lasts for 2 turns, whereupon it changes to Purified Land, which has no effect. Tombstones will last until death. Kills by UserZero and Richard do not create Tombstones. Cooldown: [|||||||]
Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: Alchemical Symbol. Wielder: insert_generic_username.
A black symbol glowing a dim red, this ever-shifting symbol rapidly switches between every alchemical symbol ever to exist, a reminder of Twitchy's ever-changing and ever-random form and power. The use of this spoil summons a Disembodied Heart, a powerful entity that can also summon weaker entities as well as attack! It will last until killed, at which point any summonlings will also expire. The Disembodied Heart's cooldown does not resume until it's dead. Cooldown: [|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||]
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The Hyperstorm: Weath Ray. Wielder: battlefury13.
A sleek black, simplistic space cannon-looking thing, between its barrels lies a maelstrom of spatial energies. When fired, a cyndrilical stream of microscopic portals is ripped open, cutting through almost anything like a hot knife through butter. Upon use, this spoil will deal very high damage to a singular entity, ignoring all defensive passives it may posses, except Evasion. It has a 5% chance to do five times its total damage on hit. If the action to use it is Focused, it jumps up to 20%.
Cooldown: [|||||||]
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Chef-Class Imperator Titan: Cutlery of the Cooking gods. Wielder: battlefury13.
A set of cutlery, brimming with the brilliant force of the trifecta of cooking gods: Gordon Ramsay, Alton Brown, and
Emril Lagasse. They give whoever wields them an unnaturally savvy insight into all things cooking. Upon use, the wielder will create a divine feast, granting not only a moderate amount of healing to two entities, but also giving them the well-fed buff, which improves damage by 10,000 points.
Cooldown: [||||]
…And that’s all I have in terms of rules! Now, are you ready to Destroy the Godmodder?
Terrain: Plains (No effects)
Weather: Clear (No effects)
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 50/50 HP
[GM] UserZero: 150/150 HP
Distance to Yggdrasil: 5000
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Jeez, Tazz, dig around in settings a bit more.
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Actually, uh. Tazz already has a reason. I originally said it, but... eh, I'll edit it out. Suffice it to say that you don't need to. Besides, I like Curse. Outside of this forum.
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This is stupid, pricey.
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Reverse Von Karma 12/50
DTG Atsume 4/50
Collectionism 3/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 2/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 6/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 6/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3
Golem: So Chara, I have a question.
Golem: Why wouldn't Omega Flowey have been vulnerable to your attack?
Golem: I can understand it not working during our invulnerability phase, sure...
Golem: But it certainly wouldn't make sense after we were gone.
Golem: And I doubt that it would have anything to do with game balance...
Golem: Especially considering how it ended.
Golem: Which leads me to a conclusion aided by many other details.
Golem: The fact that you responded to my previous mention of Asriel.
Golem: The statement that Asriel would aid in dealing with your second phase.
Golem: The fact that, at the very end of a genocide run...
Golem: You're not the one who kills him.
Golem: Oh, sure, your hand swung the knife.
Golem: But the player makes that one final decision.
Golem: The decision to advance past the text.
Golem: The decision to kill Asriel.
Golem: I don't believe that you're evil. I don't believe you're a demon or an angel of death.
Golem: I believe you had reasons to do what you did.
Golem: Your best friend still likes you.
Golem: You're the only person who understands Asriel, Chara.
The Golem then notices something...
Golem: ... Oh.
Golem: I'm kind of bummed out that we have to take a third option. Fourth option?
Golem: Did those even count as options?
Golem: I don't think they did...
Golem: I mean, it's this whole thing with choice. Our perceptions, Tazz's suggestions, and what, at the end of the day, Tazz is willing to accept.
Golem: So at this point, my perception of choices has gone from murder to diplomacy to not diplomacy.
Golem: The real question now is what form "not diplomacy" takes.
Golem: Especially considering how useless all these hints seem retroactively.
-Uzi exposition-
Golem: What.
Golem: Eenie meenie miney-It's the asterisk isn't it.
Golem: Uh, Richard.
Golem: What can you make out?
Golem: You went to college, go look for an asterisk or whatever symbol the Curse of Obedience takes. Which I'm guessing is an asterisk. Because reasons.
-G.Aster results-
Golem: Ugh. Look, I know that it's a good idea to bring newbs into the game.
Golem: I also know that being elitist is terrible, and I shouldn't.
Golem: That being said, I still disagree with your decision.
Golem: And really, I saw it happening from the moment you announced the semifinalists.
Golem: Three people whose posts you snipped, an attack that wasn't even aimed at Uzi to begin with, and a newcomer.
Golem: Frankly anyone who had shown up and so much as written one sentence you deemed worthy would have won in those semifinals.
Golem: But it's Godmodder damage, and people are frankly almost within rights to feel miffed about it.
Golem: Spoils are honestly almost entirely for bragging rights, because nobody uses them.
Golem: Bfurry, Bomber, Crystal, Topaz(Where are they anyways), Hezetor(Leveling system, I guess. And you didn't exactly let them give the spoil away.) And me, I suppose.
Golem: 8 bosses, 8 spoils, fully charged, barely used.
Golem: But I digress.
Golem: It's a competition.
Golem: People are bound to be upset if you choose something they don't want you to.
Golem: Side note, the notion that tossing a dirt block is creative is basically the same thing as saying a thrown stick is somehow interesting by virtue of it dealing damage to Uzi.
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Golem: Hey, I just remembered a nice joke.
Golem: It's over on fseftr.webs.com
Golem: Go look for it.
/rpnull
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Darn. Now I'll never get to ask Tazz for constructive criticism whilst assaulting him with the tape.
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Tazz, Tazz's RP character turned GM, was at one point a Keldeo. And probably still is, just not in a Keldeo's body.
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Flowey: Hah. You IDIOT.
Flowey: You can't even use proper grammar.
Flowey: And since when was ANYONE here a human? And when could Papyrus see someone's aura? Do we even HAVE auras in the underground?
Flowey: Granted, Papyrus doesn't know what a human looks like.
Flowey: But at the very least YOU should.
Flowey: And who would even be teaching people about me besides myself? That's just. I mean, sure, you're all a bunch of quotespammers, but at least think things through before you quote.
Flowey: By the way, it's spelled "bonafide."
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Let's be real. There is no way that any of us would be trusting you with the real Herobrine in any hypothetical situation. Besides, if the Lparenthesis- ....you know what I mean. Was actually Herobrine, Twin would have to work with your plot. And really we've had enough players take their plot into the rest of the game.
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Sigh. Crusher, YOU'RE the descendant. This IS a prequel, after all.
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