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    I just saw a Claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan, But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of creeper poop. Clearly, John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on salvia and reeds. Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves Minecraft. So I died. Pokemon loves Notch. My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees X-ray beams telling him that fire is good. Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool. Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
    MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and your mum is hot. Chuck Norris molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice-cream O.o In double-rainbow land. Spy chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!" While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives. Tecno viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches little children brush hear. I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking my asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The power ranger's Batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new Batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7. Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, the dog has worms, the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!". The buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a MW2 pancake. I want milkshakes. We like cheez3burgers in syrup from space! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a goat monster in pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffle-brand pancakes! Lord DavidAngel64 did not suck. Afro ate garbage with his ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!". Pancakes monster killed a shaft the hobgoblin's ass. Then Sparta exploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate Ninetales's enemies pancakes, then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop pancake's ass. Overweight nutcracker's pancakes are fat pancake-stack. Blaze rules butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz pancake. Homosexual cats have pancakes that taste like Blazes gigantic pancakes! Then forgot Jewish pancakes! Pancakes should be increased. Flubbernuggets taste like waffles! Strange Batman wants alphabet cakes. Let's walk alone with dolphins which hate mudkipz. Therefore, pie waffle's pancakes waffle cupcake taste like Cheeto's junk. Rapists don't love piggy's. However,they have a lot of **** waffles that come around when Megan Fox shows PANCAKES to Justin Bieber's waffle. Bieber's waffles were exploding by nuclear PANCAKES. However, her missing balls had made the game a lot more sexy, while the dog readied his **** inside of the woman's ***** and shoved it in there, skeeting all over the place. The lady then drops the soap in the shower and she picked it up, and the dog licked the **** out of her ass. The lady called the cops and told them the dog was raping her, however, they arrested the lady because that is animal abuse. Miku jumped until she/he bathed in pancakes. Finally, ShamWows made The President kill Vegeta with lard. Turtles pooped sulfur and dioxide. Suddenly, PANCAKES! Thousands of butts penetrated by big bookshelves bereft with poison PANCAKES! Diarrhea tastes better than WAFFLES! surprisingly, fat black creepers sucked hippopotamonstrosesquipedaliophobic spiders' youknowwhat. Notch is cooler than pigman butts whenshitofcoursecomestoanendandbreaksthiswholestory. Dancing Pepsi is better than hot butts inside Chuck Norris because creepers penis of and a creeper raped your mom. Luckily, this was seen on the internet by X-treme fubar. Bonsly was hardening. Penis. I ate playstation porn flakes poo. Which is Lucky Charms Breakfast pouring profanity penis inside butts and a creeper raped pigs while i crafted Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis but Megan Fox is making love with a nerd. I was the happiest creeper that has the most pineapples and condoms. However, a black dog is sucking Justin Bieber's toes and tickling her tiny little armpit. Then, I started complaining about llamas. Herobrine is sucking justin's spy-cam,meanwhile justin bieber is spying on Chuck Norris's um, you know..but herobrine only know: his butthole was very smelly, man. Megan fox had cancer and crabs so she was equal to Notch. Squid hates a creeper licking and killing skeletons with creeper poop eating jellied Notches. Megan loves lamp more than justin bieber getting shot while giving cancer to a baby. Microwaves puke out Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis so something eroctic occurred up, this something was a banana painted the clout of a penis, just beiber got hold of it and tried to shuv it places were the sun dont shine. My milkshake started freezing some -giant snip- and it was SPARTA! shouted NOTCH PANCAKINGTON who slapped Megan. ONOESSSSESS! said "ka-chow!" Diamonds are shinier than my enormous gold. Santa has diarrhea. Therefore, Notch rules! Then a wenis pissed out diamonds tastier than waffles, but not good enough to beat Pikachu's fart. GLaDOS rocks! turret dies although Mr.T
    black PONIES rapist mesa created aperture waffles Science with MAGIC. So they listened to Daft punk ponies dancing like chickens humping Megan Fox causing global cancer. Fluttershy was SO gay that Poisoned everyone everywhere and Micheal Jackson mutated into a zebra. This caused BONERS mutating Water. Then Micheal Jackson fingered Megan while Fluttershy helped Obama destroy anal devilish Poop. Suddenly, Mr. T is transformed into an unicorn. Pylons began constructing several additional giant adjectives. GLaDOS has Companion named Bubbles, but Powerpuff Girls want cake that won't move when i raped Michael Jackson. Cobblestone started a portal with a diamond hoe combined with sacrifices. You suck. Then something exploded GLaDOS. Surprisingly,Rainbow Creepers came everywhere. Then I constructed seventeen Morgan Freeman shaped sponges. Next
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    posted a message on Add 1 word
    I just saw a Claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan, But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of creeper poop. Clearly, John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on salvia and reeds. Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves Minecraft. So I died. Pokemon loves Notch. My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees X-ray beams telling him that fire is good. Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool. Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
    MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and your mum is hot. Chuck Norris molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice-cream O.o In double-rainbow land. Spy chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!" While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives. Tecno viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches little children brush hear. I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking my asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The power ranger's Batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new Batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7. Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, the dog has worms, the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!". The buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a MW2 pancake. I want milkshakes. We like cheez3burgers in syrup from space! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a goat monster in pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffle-brand pancakes! Lord DavidAngel64 did not suck. Afro ate garbage with his ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!". Pancakes monster killed a shaft the hobgoblin's ass. Then Sparta exploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate Ninetales's enemies pancakes, then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop pancake's ass. Overweight nutcracker's pancakes are fat pancake-stack. Blaze rules butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz pancake. Homosexual cats have pancakes that taste like Blazes gigantic pancakes! Then forgot Jewish pancakes! Pancakes should be increased. Flubbernuggets taste like waffles! Strange Batman wants alphabet cakes. Let's walk alone with dolphins which hate mudkipz. Therefore, pie waffle's pancakes waffle cupcake taste like Cheeto's junk. Rapists don't love piggy's. However,they have a lot of **** waffles that come around when Megan Fox shows PANCAKES to Justin Bieber's waffle. Bieber's waffles were exploding by nuclear PANCAKES. However, her missing balls had made the game a lot more sexy, while the dog readied his **** inside of the woman's ***** and shoved it in there, skeeting all over the place. The lady then drops the soap in the shower and she picked it up, and the dog licked the **** out of her ass. The lady called the cops and told them the dog was raping her, however, they arrested the lady because that is animal abuse. Miku jumped until she/he bathed in pancakes. Finally, ShamWows made The President kill Vegeta with lard. Turtles pooped sulfur and dioxide. Suddenly, PANCAKES! Thousands of butts penetrated by big bookshelves bereft with poison PANCAKES! Diarrhea tastes better than WAFFLES! surprisingly, fat black creepers sucked hippopotamonstrosesquipedaliophobic spiders' youknowwhat. Notch is cooler than pigman butts whenshitofcoursecomestoanendandbreaksthiswholestory. Dancing Pepsi is better than hot butts inside Chuck Norris because creepers penis of and a creeper raped your mom. Luckily, this was seen on the internet by X-treme fubar. Bonsly was hardening. Penis. I ate playstation porn flakes poo. Which is Lucky Charms Breakfast pouring profanity penis inside butts and a creeper raped pigs while i crafted Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis but Megan Fox is making love with a nerd. I was the happiest creeper that has the most pineapples and condoms. However, a black dog is sucking Justin Bieber's toes and tickling her tiny little armpit. Then, I started complaining about llamas. Herobrine is sucking justin's spy-cam,meanwhile justin bieber is spying on Chuck Norris's um, you know..but herobrine only know: his butthole was very smelly, man. Megan fox had cancer and crabs so she was equal to Notch. Squid hates a creeper licking and killing skeletons with creeper poop eating jellied Notches. Megan loves lamp more than justin bieber getting shot while giving cancer to a baby. Microwaves puke out Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis so something eroctic occurred up, this something was a banana painted the clout of a penis, just beiber got hold of it and tried to shuv it places were the sun dont shine. My milkshake started freezing some -giant snip- and it was SPARTA! shouted NOTCH PANCAKINGTON who slapped Megan. ONOESSSSESS! said "ka-chow!" Diamonds are shinier than my enormous gold. Santa has diarrhea. Therefore, Notch rules! Then a wenis pissed out diamonds tastier than waffles, but not good enough to beat Pikachu's fart. GLaDOS rocks! turret dies although Mr.T
    black PONIES rapist mesa created aperture waffles Science with MAGIC. So they listened to Daft punk ponies dancing like chickens humping Megan Fox causing global cancer. Fluttershy was SO gay that Poisoned everyone everywhere and Micheal Jackson mutated into a zebra. This caused BONERS mutating Water. Then Micheal Jackson fingered Megan while Fluttershy helped Obama destroy anal devilish Poop. Suddenly, Mr. T is transformed into an unicorn. Pylons began constructing several additional giant adjectives. GLaDOS has Companion named Bubbles, but Powerpuff Girls want cake that won't move when i raped Michael Jackson. Cobblestone started a portal with a diamond hoe combined with sacrifices. You suck. Then something exploded GLaDOS. Surprisingly,Rainbow Creepers came everywhere. Then I constructed seventeen Morgan Freeman
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    posted a message on How to make a map for use in SMP?
    Come on, 18 views and nobody knows the answer to my question?
    Posted in: Survival Mode
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    Need to update the signatures with the new thread.


    For example, blue would be:
    [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1025&t=301208][img]http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af254/Crymtastic/IMAbluuuuuuuualexa.png[/img][/url]


    red would be:
    [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1025&t=301208][IMG]http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af254/Crymtastic/IMAREDDDDDDDalexa.png[/IMG][/url]



    EDIT: You never responded to my post. Was I accepted/declined?
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    posted a message on How to make a map for use in SMP?
    In the thread in my signature, there's map submissions to make a map for the game.
    So, how would I go about doing it? Do I use a tool or just build in SSP and give the level.dat?

    Thanks for the reply.
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    posted a message on [Map][1.5] ◢■ Texture Pack Gallery ■◣
    How did you make this?
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    Is anybody working on a map? If not, I can try my hand at making one, if you tell me how.
    Do I just make it in Alpha and give you the level.dat?
    Posted in: Minecraft Survival Servers (archive)
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    How long until the server is back up?
    Posted in: Minecraft Survival Servers (archive)
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    So, I kind of made myself a new skin for this, blue team. CBA to make a red version, so if someone wants to edit it to, be my guest.

    Anyway, I was wondering if it would be fine to be used ingame.




    And here's the download.
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    Quote from Unit117 »
    What about the second question?

    Read the quote above that one, then the answer.

    As long as it is obvious what team you are on.
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    posted a message on Cryogenical Killed Fort Wars
    Name: imacgeek
    Experience in Minecraft: I've played since Indev. No, that isn't misspelled.
    Experience in TF2(Not Important): I play it sometimes on console.
    Why you think you should be a beta tester: I'm good at testing, finding bugs, and all that is required. I'm also a good sport, and get along well with others.
    What is the FIRST letter in this post?: F (FORT WARS v2.0)
    What is the last alphanumerical character in this post?: e (Preamblee)
    What is the minimum size for a submitted FortWars Map?: 100x301
    Why are Obsidian and Adminium not allowed for Fort building?: Former takes 30 seconds to destroy with a DIAMOND pick. Latter is indestructible, and that's just plain cheating.
    Comments: I really like the enthusiasm behind this.


    Question: Am I allowed to modify the skin, as long as it stays an obvious blue/red?
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    posted a message on Arrows Break Glass
    Just what the title says, any arrows should break glass, whether it be yours or a skeleton's. That way people can't just sit behind glass going neiner neiner neiner. Also, make it so that skeletons shoot at you if they see you through glass.
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    posted a message on iPixeli's Gender Mod
    Quote from Gordan_Creeper »
    Quote from begothprincess »
    Quote from Gordan_Creeper »
    The mesh itself looks like Charlotte, made by KodaichiZero, with only a few minor changes.

    On the topic itself, I don't really see how this mod is useful, being that it could provoke to some players using inappropriate gestures and what not.

    Good for your first try though.



    Even if it does look like KodaichiZero's Charlotte this is for the player and not some person that follows you around. For girls who play minecraft like myself this mod alows us to be girls. I mean imagine how you would feel if notch had made the avatar a girl and not a boy. A girl with girl sounds. Im sure at some point someone would want a male skin with male sounds. Girls play this game too ya know. Also for a first mod from a girl still going to colledge this is a good mod imo....

    Oh and on a side note KodaichiZero has officially left as per her status on her page. She wont be updating anymore so its nice to have someone who can pick up the girl mod community.


    You sir, have made 2 errors.
    Kodaichi has not left, but only temporarily abandoned his account.

    It is also against the rules to copy other users work without no permission at all, basically it looks like she just coded off of Kod's work/mesh.

    Also, no I wouldn't be mad if the avatar was only a girl ( although the thought is not crescent fresh ), current avatars are asexual.


    You're an idiot. Look at the post of the author's that she made in reply to your accusations concerning Charlotte. That is the iPixeli model in that picture. Now look at the Charlotte thread. They look a lot different, so stop throwing this thread off topic.


    iPixeli:



    Charlotte:

    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on iPixeli's Gender Mod
    1. Someone tweet this thread to Notch.
    2. Maybe make the limbs a bit thinner than the male model, doesn't really need it though.
    3. Keep up the good work. I'm going to be laughing at the people who use this with a male skin, which isn't a bad thing. Man boobs ftw.
    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on Player Pet (Wolf) Skins stored Online?
    Agree with this idea.
    Limit it to one skin though, I really don't think it should be any more than that.
    Posted in: Suggestions
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