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Sep 21, 2009I woke up and dragged myself to the mirror. I couldn't beleive what I saw! THE MIRROR WAS BROKEN! And scattered on the floor were pickles covered in cheese! I quickly rushed to my drawer and pulled out my gun. I pulled the trigger, and all hell was let loose in my head. I immediately died. Suddenly i woke up from my nightmare and pooped my pants! My dad then came in the room, shoved my crap down my throat, and suffacated me untill I died. Then i woke up again. Then i walked outside and hopped in an out-dated go-cart from 1991. It blew up, I died. I didn't wake up. I was actually dead. Then i woke up and started racing with an asian child in some old go-kartz! The end. Or atleast it was for that sub dream. I awoke to see that I had crapped my pants then my mom entered my room and farted on my bed. She immediately called for my father, and he took off his belt and started lashing me with it. It was the best moment of my life, for I am a masochist. My mother then started to twist my nipples. I then woke up yet again, and went to the kitchen. I was about to get a bowl of cereal when I found out that the cereal was not there. Thus started my epic quest for the cereal! Then dwarves killed my family because we were all filthy goblin bastards and I never did get that cereal. How's that for a story, Mr. Satan?The story was good, then we all fell asleep and got rich, using GoldPaq and Cash4Gold!Posted in: Forum Games
I have THAT as my ctrl v?
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