I can picture it already: The man woke up on a sandy beach to the sound of waves crashing against the shore. He got up slowly and looked down at himself. He wore a bright blue shirt and dark blue pants. He didn't remember anything, save that his name was "Steve". He dusted the sand off himself and looked at the sky. The sun was high in the horizon, and as he looked at the thick trees of the forest ahead of him, and felt a sudden sense of adventure. Just as he was imagining all the grand structures he could build and dark mineshafts he could go spelunking in, a figure burst through the trees.He looked at him for a second, then smiled and ran up to him so he could shake his hand. He wore the seem bright blue shirt and dark blue pants as Steve, and he wore a red "Hello! My Name Is:" nametag that read "Steve 2478" in black ink letters. "Oh hello! You must be a new arrival"
"I suppose. I just woke up on this beach with no memory of who I am." said Steve in his usual brave, heroic manner. "My name is Steve. May I ask yours?"
"Ah. Pleased to meet you Steve. I, as you can see, am Steve #2478. Before I forget, you'll be needing this." He took a "Hello! My Name Is:" name tag identical to his own out of his pocket and attached it to Steve's bright blue shirt. He then took a black SharpieTM out of the same pocket and wrote "Steve #133526" on it. "That's your number." he explained.
"What?" asked Steve, confused. "I'm sorry, but I'm usually just called "Steve". I'm kind of a one-of-a-kind, one-in-a-million, when-they-made-me-they-broke-the-mold type of hero. I'm way too courageous and brilliant and quick-witted and whatever other adjectives a typical fanfiction writer might use to describe my greatness to have anyone else be like me. There are no other Steves."
Steve #2478 laughed. "You have a lot to learn, my friend. Perhaps if the two of us could climb to the top of one of those trees, I could show you what I mean when I say that there are many, many more just like you here." He pointed to the trees in the forest. Not one to shy away from a test of skill and physique, Steve followed him as he began to walk towards it. When he reached the brown wood base of the nearest tree, an oak, he began to climb it, and Steve followed him. When they were both at the top, Steve #2478 spoke. "So, now do you see?"
"What's there to see from this height?" asked Steve. In response Steve #2478 pointed to the land visible ahead of them.
"Every Steve from every Minecraft fanfic every written ends up here, no matter how bad it was. Welcome, Steve #133526, to the Island of Steves!" As he said this he spread out his arms in a grand gesture and Steve looked at the land with a gasp. Ahead of him, in every piece of land as far as he could see, there were other Steves. Some held diamond pickaxes and were mining iron aboveground while beads of sweat rolled off their foreheads, others wiring Redstone circuitry so elaborate that it might have baffled Notch himself and still others building grand fortresses and castles that would have put those with college degrees in Architecture to shame. In every way, they were, each and every one of them, completely unrealistic and exaggerated main characters. Steve #2478 smiled at the beautiful view. "So, are you impressed?"
"Steve #133526?" he asked when he didn't receive a response. He turned, and saw that the son of Notch, the model of courage and brilliance, the single most perfect man in Minecraftia, had fainted in shock. Steve #2478 laughed. "Typical new guy."
Oh god, that's hilarious. It would make an absolutely brilliant fan fiction, too.
Ever read Hyperbole and a Half? Of course you have.
It's a blog concentrated on humor and such; she did a blog post on grammar a while ago if you want to find it/look at it.
She's off of her hiatus (hopefully) that was caused by depression. D;
Oh god... the alot thing... it makes traversing the alternate universe known as the internet all the more interesting.
Oh, you're here as well! I finally saw the replies to Enderman Eyes and decided to check if this one had replies as well, heheh.
This story is the reason why Immortus was able to predict Lupi's appearance in Cubic Fire, though hopefully I can stray the two apart now a bit easier. It's a bit confusing tying my own lore with itself like that, considering it's grown like ivy. A few differences now include:
Rathina's personality, the Bluestone (previously it was not able to speak or be anything but a tool for Herobrine), and Lupi. Not telling what's different about that, though, since it'd be spoilers.
You can't follow your own topic? Isn't there a setting when you post?
When I made this and Fallen Kingdom, I could indeed follow them. It worked for about two months and for some reason stopped allowing me to follow on the two. Cubic Fire still works (thank goodness!) but these ones I have to check manually.
Oooh! Really? I mean, blackrose is here. Nearly everyone here is a boy and everyone here is older than me. Even blackrose! If someone were 10 and was here, I'd be happy. My brother comes on sometimes, but I don't think he counts himself as a writer. More like a gamer or a cartoonist. Or something.
You're how old!? I was making guesses that you were, like, 15...
Oh my cow these are amazing. The custom... everything! Just got done going through cave spider hell and found a chest in there with amazing diamond stuff.
sweet! if i remember correctly they fixed the lagmonster in ssp for this update...? maybe now ill be able to ACTUALLY PLAY IT and not die of horrible 0.01 fps.
i will now go insane. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh god, that's hilarious. It would make an absolutely brilliant fan fiction, too.
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The iBrony server is currently running, and a few friends say it's pretty good.
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In this case, the alot would be more interesting. XD
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Oh god... the alot thing... it makes traversing the alternate universe known as the internet all the more interesting.
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Another reply.
Also, you passed over the special rank for 42, Kasparal! (And welcome to Rift as well. Lots of things to say 'cause so many things to reply to...)
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My email is always up in another tab. Always. It's quite handy for updates on things, hehe.
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This story is the reason why Immortus was able to predict Lupi's appearance in Cubic Fire, though hopefully I can stray the two apart now a bit easier. It's a bit confusing tying my own lore with itself like that, considering it's grown like ivy. A few differences now include:
Rathina's personality, the Bluestone (previously it was not able to speak or be anything but a tool for Herobrine), and Lupi. Not telling what's different about that, though, since it'd be spoilers.
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When I made this and Fallen Kingdom, I could indeed follow them. It worked for about two months and for some reason stopped allowing me to follow on the two. Cubic Fire still works (thank goodness!) but these ones I have to check manually.
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As a reply to the "did this really happen?" It did in a... odd sort of way. I exaggerated a few parts.
Though I'll have you know that Enderman still stalks me from time to time. He froze up my computer once.
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You're how old!? I was making guesses that you were, like, 15...
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And a really bad ending for me, having been a fan until the final book happened...
*hisssss....*