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    posted a message on [1.4] RealCraft! Minecraft Life SIM Mod!
    Quote from Stonebrew »
    I'm posting because of the wives run off with neighbors to the forest for midnight rendevouz glitch... It happens every new game i start ~_~ so now instead crafting a suit and going to work, or selling logs for child support, I now just craft a carton of cigarettes and two guns, one for them, and one for me :iapprove:


    It's imperative not to hint your wife NPC at the fact that you're suspicious... the smart thing to do is cut off her :Diamond: supply and that should resolve this horrible, homewrecking glitch :iapprove:

    Also, I got a couple PM's asking me about where they could get the Actioncraft picture in the original post. I made it myself in Cinema 4D. If you want the project file, PM me.
    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on [1.4] RealCraft! Minecraft Life SIM Mod!
    Thank you for all the kind words! :biggrin.gif: But... I have an announcement

    COMING LATE APRIL 2011

    FROM THE MAKER OF "REALCRAFT"


    BABYCRAFT!

    An extension to the award-winning "Realcraft", you must begin Realcraft and impregnate your whoring, tramp of a wife. 2 day/night cycles later, you will have a baby! You can either play as the baby or care for and nurture it to become a productive member of society. When you take control of the infant, you can fight off hordes of creeper toddles wanting your toys, breastfeed on mommy (ages 18+) and poop in your diaper all day long.

    COMING SOON! :biggrin.gif:
    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on [1.4] RealCraft! Minecraft Life SIM Mod!
    Quote from kyleleitch »
    Wow its awesome, just one problem,

    My wife went out around mid-day and didn't come back until well into the afternoon of the next day. She didn't bring any torches so I know she wasn't camping alone.
    Is this normal?


    Sorry 'bout that, but it's a bug where wives run off with neighbors to the forest for midnight rendevouz. Nothing you can do but beat a little loyalty into her using my "Rule of Thumb" weapon. For those of you who know what the Rule of Thumb is, this should be self-explanatory:

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    Quote from TheWunderfulWub »
    Okay guys....THIS is how you make an April Fool's Day joke mod. This is the extra effort people should be making on their jokes.


    Thanks :biggrin.gif:
    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on [1.4] RealCraft! Minecraft Life SIM Mod!
    Mod edit: Topic locked because April Fools is over in GMT.

    HELLO! WELCOME TO REALCRAFT FOR MINECRAFT 1.4!

    Realcraft is a realistic, gritty portrayal of day to day life as an average American. It is a fully featured modification/simulator, that allows the player to completely transform into a shockingly average middle aged man during his mid-life crisis!

    FEATURES INCLUDE:
    -Fully fledged office that deals with stock portfolios and other aspects of economic growth


    -Said office comes complete with fat, incompetent, asshole boss

    -A nagging wife and an ex-wife riding your ass for child support for your three ******* children


    -A pet with a bladder problem, constantly ruining your rugs!

    -And much more!

    BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

    That's right! With Realcraft comes all new crafting recipes and various uses of said recipes!

    Cigarette (to calm yourself and temporarily restoring 2 hearts of health:

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    :|: :Coal: :--+:
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    A gun (for suicide if you're a quitter and you give up):

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    :Iron: :Coal: :Iron:
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    With Realcraft comes a mob replacement system. This algorithm modifies different Mob behaviors. An example of this is Creepers building their own houses and constantly buggering you for a cup of sugar, Spider eating your brand new pet wolves, and Zombies coming over and visiting as your in-laws and destroying your house, leaving before you make them pay for damages!

    http://www.mediafire.com/?g5faaov6wcep92c DOWNLOAD REALCRAFT NOW!

    And coming soon...
    ACTIONCRAFT!

    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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