Quote from TheEBlocker
hmm, when im bored in math class i ask to use the bathroom. instant 5-10 minute break ticket. only useable once, though.
My school is a death trap for people with that strategy.
First off, if you merely word the question incorrectly, you get some stupid pun for what the wording is (such as 'can' instead of 'may')
Second, you can't go to the restroom in the same class twice in a row. If you get bored in literature one day, and go to the restroom, you can't go the next 'else the teacher gets suspicious.
Third, and I'm not kidding, if you're gone more than five minutes, they send someone to check on you. No joke. If you aren't back in five minutes, you get a student sent after you. The reason behind this that five girls, one from each class, would go to the bathroom at the same time everyday and stay for half the period. There was also an incident where a teacher was so grumpy, he decided to punish two students at once. A guy had left and was gone for about 7 minutes. The teacher decided to send a girl whom he hated to check on him. Both came back with cheeks red as roses, and refused to look at each other for two days.
Second, you can't go to the restroom in the same class twice in a row. If you get bored in literature one day, and go to the restroom, you can't go the next 'else the teacher gets suspicious.
Third, and I'm not kidding, if you're gone more than five minutes, they send someone to check on you. No joke. If you aren't back in five minutes, you get a student sent after you. The reason behind this that five girls, one from each class, would go to the bathroom at the same time everyday and stay for half the period. There was also an incident where a teacher was so grumpy, he decided to punish two students at once. A guy had left and was gone for about 7 minutes. The teacher decided to send a girl whom he hated to check on him. Both came back with cheeks red as roses, and refused to look at each other for two days.
Just so I stay on topic, here's a random joke I found using google. A quick warning, it's a more....mature joke.
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize.
The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
Joe decided Kim was weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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"My god that guy is soooo sexy"
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I suggest making a version 2.
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Steve is cross-eyed. I just noticed that.
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Baby zombies are baby zombies.
It's that simple.
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Or when you step on a dog turd?
Or when you walk into a spiderweb?
Or when you are hiking, need to pee and walk into poison ivy?
Or when your cat keeps you awake all night?
Or when your laptop runs out of battery and the charger is all the way upstairs?
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*choke* Is that... a diamond hoe?!
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