Once upon a time Barack Obama ate cake. A second later Chuck Norris flew into his cake and ate it. A Happy Napper also attacked him with his long sharp banana. It was too late until the weirdest looking cushion exploded doughnuts, spreading blood and blue confetti. Thats when God Summoned Cookies to give everybody a chance to run in circles and Fly in spirals. Then Chuck Norris with a Kick went back into his hole filled with candy. His kick anihilated all yellow penguins with bad behavior and then Wall-E became a brony. After jumping out IT BECAME SPARTA and Wall-E destroyed notch for the lulz. Also, creepers
Once upon a time Barack Obama ate cake. A second later Chuck Norris flew into his cake and ate it. A Happy Napper also attacked him with his long sharp banana. It was too late until the weirdest looking cushion exploded doughnuts, spreading blood and blue confetti. Thats when God Summoned Cookies to give everybody a chance to run in circles and Fly in spirals. Then Chuck Norris with a Kick went back into his hole filled with candy. His kick anihilated all yellow penguins
Once upon a time there was a duck called Shnishneroy, (epic name) who went out on a hunt for stuff that felt furry, and he pooped out eggs, that fart steam dragons and died. Then, Spongebob walked over and said "Who pooped smelly kangaroos?", the passersby stared when Gerald Brain Fitzconroy (the idiot) replied, "Stupid Cheese MOOOO!" and hopped over to the sewers to take a baby ocelot on a time travel back to the future. Chuck Norris kicked Gandalf in agony, screaming "FOAL!". Suddenly, a pie exploded and Russia shrank down to Vatican City. Larry the stupidest mooshroom pushed Akiiuuse's back to Creeperland. AntVenom sucks like poop and England is like an Osama Bin Laden, bankrupt. However, Zelda bought the Minecraft forum and a spacebar but couldn't press X. So Jackie Chan took his wallet full of Pokeballs, walruses and beds. Then, Snisheroy Jr. vomited Raspberry Pis because a nugget exploded right by Hatsune because she was thinking about a nuke then the world didn't understand that the server had corrupted and Dell laptops started to defecate on the street. Then I punched atreethat threw up. Suddenly, a gigantic Enderman nuked Washington D.C with TNT satellites. Buckheimer screamed and cried "BUY CHICKEN FOR SUMMONING IF THE ENDERMAN MEGA-NUKES BANGKOK, WE BRAINWASHED WASHINGTON AND THE ALIENS." The duck was butter logs when Bill Nye exploded. Communism 4chan which was hacked by China for Killing Cirno. Pie told Meganuker to eat poo but Notch went, "lol!" Snisherroy got roflstomped and read the label that killed Rick McShangadsanfo the Charizard killed Micheal. But trololo fairies' forum aliens trolled the posters forum. But, this post has ended. DERP. Jk! Next, a troll for dinner. Jeb farted compressors, which went KABLAMO! Then Eduard Khil (Mr. Trololo) TNTed Jesus who used the toliet and died. Jeb did marijuana well, and then a giant cat raped notch and ate Curse. Shnishneroy got molested by Molestia and FireHazard128 trolled Alduin and danced Gangnam Style to conquer MY MOM! SkyDoesMinecraft Budder trololoed. An elephant excreted the harmful Witherwhich trolled Lavos McMuc and matvor. PSY died and everyone forgot gangnam style finally. Wheatley killed Shnishneroy like he ate poop in Kansas! ate
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Once upon a time Barack Obama ate cake. A second later Chuck Norris flew into his cake and ate it. A Happy Napper also attacked him with his long sharp banana. It was too late until the weirdest looking cushion exploded doughnuts, spreading blood and blue confetti. Thats when God Summoned Cookies to give everybody a chance to run in circles and Fly in spirals. Then Chuck Norris with a Kick went back into his hole filled with candy. His kick anihilated all yellow penguins
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Yay! only 99,983,098 to go!
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Next person will have an account on minecraftforum.net
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Next poster will not write in english.
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next user gets attacked by spy crab
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Help! I have been kidnapped by Fiddlesticks!
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Next person is a stegosaurus.
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I insert my hand on the machine to see what happens.