I would say sorry, but I do not feel like joining your church, thank you for asking though. Then I would politely close the door while they leave.
From the looks of it, your are all rude folks.
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StalePhish posted a message on You come back to your house and find your wife cheating on you with another man. What do you do?This reminds me of an excellent joke I once heard, called The Hit Man:Posted in: General Off Topic
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply.
"You're joking!" was the response.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! "Oh my Gawd! I can't believe they would do that to me!"
He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"It costs a thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her right in the mouth."
"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his manhood off to teach him a lesson."
The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
"Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here....." -
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AmazingHuh posted a message on [RP] (New!) (Accepting!) "I Will Become the God of a New World!" (Civilzation/Strategy/Sci-Fi/Code Geass)CHOOSE THE COLORS FOR THE MAP. ROAWR.Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
The Story:
It is the future, and the entire world is at each other's necks. Countries are claiming more land, and war is about to break out. You can be the leader of your country and join the fight to take over the entire world, or create an organization that will rebel against your country, or you could be a solider, or be a normal citizen, or -- You get the point. Conquer, rebel, or unite- It's totally up to you!
Geasses:
One major difference from this and any strategy game is the power of the geass. This is a special power that grants the user an ability that allows the user to affect someone psychologically. People who give the power of geass have what is called the Code. The people with the Code are immortal and are immune to Geasses. The Geass starts in one eye, but as it is used more and more often, will grow to the second eye. Once this happens, the person who gave the Geass can give the Code to the user if the user agrees, removing the geass, making the user immortal, and immune to all Geass. Overuse and mental instability can lead to a condition called Geass runaway, making the user unable to control their geass.
List of Geasses:
The Power of Absolute Obedience
This is a geass that, when used makes people obey the user.
Fatal Flaw
Eye contact must be direct, and after the first use, people are immune to it.
The Power of Time Perception
When used, the user can stop the people around the user's sense of time.
Fatal Flaw
It cannot effect physical objects. Also, the user's heart stops while it is used.
The Power of Invasion of the Mind
The user can read other's thoughts.
Fatal Flaw
It only takes 3 uses to turn it on permanently. Of course, the user won't know about that until it's too late.
The Power of the Control of the Heart
When used, it makes people love the user.
Fatal Flaw
Once used, the affected person must only love the user for all time.
The Power of Absolute Death
When used, it makes the affected die.
Fatal Flaw
Direct eye contact is vital. If the user has been Geassed before, then it will not work. Geass users are also immune.
The Power of Absolute Cancellation
This is the power to cancel any Geass. It is also automatic when a Geass is used on the user.
Fatal Flaw
This has a five second cool-down time. Though it might not be much, a Geass can be used during that time.
The Power of the Twisting of Memories
This is the power to alter people's memories.
Fatal Flaw
Each time it is used, the user's earliest memories are wiped.
Actions:
Weapons:
Raw Resources:
When you find an area with valuable resources, you can do one of two things: To either gather it
Metals:
Fuels:
Sakuradite- This is an extremely valuable and rare metal.
Natural Resources- This is things you find in nature, such as trees, food, and more.
Rules:
1. No God-Modding. This is when you win every battle, and block every attack.
2. No Meta-Gaming. This is a strategy game, so don't just make your decisions based off of what
3. No whining about your country dissolving or your character dying. Make a new one.
4. In your app in the section other, put any word that starts with the letter c.
5. Romances are allowed, but if you want to describe something graphic put it in spoilers.
6. If you want to hide your strategy from the entire world, then make a spoiler with the words do not read above it.
7. If anything changes about your civilization, please post a current status app in a spoiler. Be sure to say if people can read it or not.
8. No reading spoilers that people don't want you to read. Come on, it's not fun. Really.
9. Act how your character would. If you're a colonist, look down on the natives.
10. Don't copy characters and countries. This is a parallel universe from the original story.
11. Have fun! If you don't, you're insta-banned. ^^
Apps:
Character App:
Name- Character's Name
Position- You can be anything between President and lowly peasant.
Geass- If your character has a Geass, then what is it? If not, leave blank.
Bio- What is your character's history?
Looks- What does your character look like?
Personality- How does your character act?
Other- Anything Else?
Suggestions- Please give me ideas. I'M DESPERATE AHH.
If you have one, fill out the civilization and status app below.
Geass App:
The Power of Your_Geass_Name_Here
description of geass here
Fatal Flaw
Description Here
[spoiler] Put app in a spoiler like this. If you are joining, then put this underneath suggestions.[/spoiler]
Civilization App:
Name of Civilization- Name here.
Leader- It's your character.
Type- Rebel, Country
Where- Where is it's territory?
GDP/year- How much money does it make per year?
Population- How many people are within it?
Flag- Use an image. Don't make it big.
Fill out the Status App too.
Status App:
Health Level: 1-7 (1 is worst, 7 is highest)
Technology Level: 1-7 (1 is worst, 7 is highest)
Resource Level: 1-7 (1 is worst, 7 is highest)
Military-
Organizations:
Enemies:
Allies:
Put your flag here.
Current Conditions:
Black- Korean Empire
Lime Green- Nexus
Purple- Misthallery
White- Unclaimed
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Lord_Dominic posted a message on Good anime?I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Dragonball Z"... Granted, virtually everyone has seen it already, and you might have too.Posted in: Culture, Media & Arts
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Once, I used a female skin and I got injured. Then it shouted "OOH" and it sounded really manly for a woman.
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I have 3 of them in my basement.
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I most of the time do checkered wool carpets.
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It beat my 1:1 scale of the Titanic.
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2. Go back in time.
3. Take an item from the wizard again.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until you have taken all the items.
5. ???
6. PROFIT
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I AM DISSAPOINT.
99.9% of mainstream artists make catchy, but utterly horrible songs.
See some of the less popular artists, they make catchy but good songs.
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It's like a normal dragon but with a troll face.
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∞ The Troll's Skin Shop ∞
SKIN SHOP: OPEN
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