The funniest thing is that the Varnished Blocks mod doesn't have any pictures or any description other than the one stated in the original post.
But regardless, congrats CurseForge!
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Sep 5, 2013TwinBuilder posted a message on 13w36a Snapshot Ready for Testing!I'm fairly certain the entire changelog is located on the Minecraft Wiki, or it's just you guys editing it with new info as it develops...either way, this snapshot looks GREAT. Downloading it now!Posted in: News
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The goal of this game is to destroy the Godmodder. A Godmodder is a person who can block any attack sent at him. Right now, he is at 16 HP. He started out with 125 HP. If you look on the Battlefield, which is where all entities are, you'll see the Godmodder.
The Godmodder can also summon entities to help him out in battle. They have HP and can attack things as well. The players can attack the entities or summon entities of their own to fight them. You can also charge an entity, making it more powerful.
There are three factions that you can join. Anti-Godmodders are against the Godmodder. They are trying to destroy the Godmodder. Pro-Godmodders are for the Godmodder. They want to serve the Godmodder. Neutrals are not on either side.
The Godmodder's goal is to make any Minecraft player he comes across ragequit to feed his insatiable ego. In this game, he has created a gigantic Minecraft server of his own, called "GodCraft." He has trapped all 16 million players of Minecraft on to this server, and installed a virus on their computers to make sure they can't join any other server other than his. They are doomed to ragequit, repeatedly, forever. Your goal is to destroy the Godmodder and shut down his server to make Minecraft playable again.
This game isn't a roleplay. Every person playing this forum game has done so as their Minecraft avatar. You cannot join the game as "Kirby" or any other fictional character.
However, there are events that happen periodically that change the flow of the game. One is happening right now: the Massive Battle of Armies. Every play can summon a massive army. They will all duke it out in a gigantic battle to see who wins. Of course, the Godmodder is participating as well.
That's basically all the major points. Read the rules in the OP and make sure you know them. There are also a bunch of other gameplay features I haven't talked about here. If you want to know more about them, let me know.
A Fine alchemy raises the alchemy's level by 1. A Very Fine Alchemy raises it by 2. Rough and Coarse alchemies don't take any time at all. Do the math.
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Alright. Here's what I'm going to ask of you: Please repost what your army does (try not to make it walls of text) and post their stats in the army template format. That way, I can understand what it does better.
You're not supposed to charge armies. This includes army units. Once it's summoned, it's summoned. It's gonna fight to the death.
Please stop posting these type of posts as often; you usually have excessive nullposts that should be taken to the Forge.
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You're not supposed to charge armies.
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The Witching Hour arrives once again... Time to run, little players! Can your strength overcome these ghastly challenges?
Does nothing!
Didn't I ask you to repost your army's stats in the army template format, and to explain how it worked better?
The Ender Orb kills 10 Terror Creepers! They then explode, cancelling out your next attacks!
Okay, so how much health to do they have and how many of them are there?
Okay...
Alright.
No armies have attacked yet.
All your spells failed a long time ago! You kill 2 Soldiers, though.
You have to specify what Technique you use!
Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender (Level 3: 1/4)
How can you alchemize something with electrons?
I'll shorten the name... Team Microsoft Cloud Army added!
20 White Pawns killed!
10,000 damage to the Uberghast!
It blasts you with blue fire before you can ride into his army, roasting you alive!
Alright. The Homelands isn't added just yet!
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Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Minigun || Fluorite Octet = Fluorite Minigun
The Godmodder uses an even crappier SORD..... that counteracts your own!
Lil' Cal kills 3 Undead Troops!
You probably shouldn't roll three octets in one post! You only roll the Hopesploders.
3-5-2-3-6-2-2-1
A massive purple lightning bolt materializes, shocking the Undead Troops! You kill 1!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
4 Undead Troops killed!
THE SKRILLEX DROP: A lance that seems to run on speaker technology. A dial can be turned on it to produce massive bass drops that amplify the weapon's power.
The Man Ender && Warp Ring = The Ring Deader (Level 6: 1/7)
15 Terror Creepers killed!
8,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
8 Terror Creepers killed!
Do you even pay attention to my posts? I said that I wanted you to re-post its stats in accordance with the army template. Although it seems like you've done that. The Core will not have any of those effects! Only the army that's here on GodCraft can participate.
Otherwise, army added!Never mind. I'd like to see all of their stats reposted.You must construct additional pylons. You fail.
Ignored, this was your fifth post.
2 Terror Undeads killed!
You stab Uberghast Roland, dealing 8,000 damage!
If I want a weapon to make eldritch sombreros, it's gonna make damn eldritch sombreros.
4-8-7-6-4-6-1-1
A massive lock appears, and from its keyhole, hundreds of spirits fly through, aggressing the Uberghast! They wail at it and tear at its flesh, dealing 8,000 damage!
Okay, so... What are its stats?
We'll see about that.
8 Unarmed Noobs killed!
Arcum Aereum kills 13 Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators!
+8,000 HP!
You eat 8 Chair-Knights!
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CELESTIA
You command the energies of the stars above, flowing them into a red-hot sphere with blasts stellar energy at Death. 10 Undead Troops killed!
7,000 damage to Stheno!
10 Terror Creepers killed!
3 Terror Undeads killed!
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SLINGSHOT
You wield the Overkill Minirail and fire it at Uberghast Hello! However, the shots all arc around the Uberghast, using its immense gravitational pull to slingshot around it! Picking up speed, they aggress Uberghast Roland; 8,000 damage!
Geromy added! He will block all incoming attacks at your army for this turn and next turn.
The Twitchy Staff kills 2 Terror Undeads and Confuses the Godmodder's Army!
You haven't unlocked any Fraymotifs, as they aren't in this game!
5 Soul Hunters killed!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GENERIC STORM
A storm of Perfectly Generic Objects suddenly blocks Death's vision. They collide into the army, and 4 Undead Troops are washed away in the rampage.
Ahab's Boxcars kills 3 more Undead Troops!
The Godmodder simply piledrives you with the Banhammer.
Alright.
HMAS One added! HMAS Two added!
The Shockwave-Laser Canon deals 15,000 damage to the Terror Wither!
Blue's Fleet added!
2 Terror Ghasts killed!
Smash Army added!
Uh... 58 is next to nothing. The Godmodder rounds it to zero.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 GENERIC STORM - GENERIC FORT
From all the leftover PGOs from your previous attack, you build a massive fort with them, armed with Perfectly Generic Cannons. You fire on Death, killing 10 Undead Troops.
It's not that charges are so weak. It's because attacks are so powerful. (Although now charges really are weak!)
+6,000 HP!
The Terror Undeads absorb the rotten fish and carry on.
Okay. Void Army added!
15,000 damage to Stheno!
10,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
20,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
3 Terror Undeads killed!
6 Terror Undeads killed! 4 Terror Creepers killed!
NOCTE CONSUMENS: A terrifying black gauntlet whose plated armor stretches all the way up to the wearer's arm. Crests and symbols move freely on it like the wind, and a pure white eye that seems to consume all light surrounding it glares at enemies. It is pure shadow, and can manipulate darkness at well, casting eternal night on foes.
+7,000 HP!
Since there are so many entities, the attack rounds out to deal no damage to all of them!
What. There's... There's nothing here.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
15,000 damage!
The Mini-Ion Cannon deals an additional 4,000 damage!
15 Shadow Soldiers killed!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 LONG DIVISION - CUBE ROOT
You aim Arcum Dei at the Terror Creepers, ready to use advanced geometry and mathematics skills to help you in this attack... You let loose an arrow, but it sails underneath the Terrors and strikes the block they're standing on! However, the arrow seems to wedge itself inside the block's individual pixels, at a subatomic level... Wow. Math, am I right? The resulting nuclear explosion kills 15 Terror Creepers!
Uh.
The Barbahole kills 5 Hoverchairs!
You lack the necessary Sacred Items!
Hey there! Just so you know, this game isn't an RP, and you're supposed to play as your Minecraft Avatar, not a character from outside of Minecraft. For tips on what to do, you can attack anything that reads [PG] or the Godmodder himself. The more original the attack, the more powerful it is!
The buff fails!
The roll fails because they're both at full health!
There are so many entities that it rounds out to 0!
All the armies rush up to attack each other when a bolt of purple lightning flashes at the middle of the Battlefield, creating a jagged crater! The Godmodder yells at the sky.
GM: Come on! ANOTHER interruption?
A portal mirror slowly rises up from the pit... Haunted souls move in and out of focus around it. An unearthly voice is heard! The same one that the players heard one year ago...
The Witching Hour is here once more... Players of GodCraft, do you have what it takes to become the strongest men in the universe...?
Then, a massive figure is seen appearing from the mirror! Green fire blazes around him as he makes his way out of the mirror, cackling wildly... A message is displayed server-wide!
The magician leers at the field... "Oh, having a massive battle, are we? And no one thought to invite Merasmus? On second thought, maybe that's because no one ever thinks to invite Merasmus... No matter! Cower, fools! Today, on this Witching Hour, I will capture your souls and enslave this wretched place!"
GM: Sorry, pal. But I think you were summoned already. Managment explicitly states that there's a one-summon-only rule. You're not enslaving anything.
Merasmus reads the rules of the OP. He scowls. "Bah! No matter! Merasmus has a backup plan... Behold, mortals! Huzzah!"
A massive pole appears out of the sky and slams down into the jagged crater, sealing it up! It appears to be a massive strongman machine usually found in carnivals... Emblazoned in big flashing letters at its top is "STRONGMANN" and a muscle-bound picture of Merasmus. The machine seems to be working, except for the fact that a giant green shining lock is placed around the bell that would be rung by winning the game.
"Let's see if you can test your might against this Strongmann Machine, eh? Only the strongest men in the universe can conquer its mysteries! But be warned! Terrible demons lurk inside of it! Releasing it might prove... fatal! Oh, did Merasmus mention there's a prize if you do?"
Every single entity turns to look at the Strongmann Machine. There's a mad dash to it as they all climb to it, trying to get the treasure. Merasmus yells at them. "No, you imbeciles! Only players can claim its secrets! Consider it a gift from Merasmus to you. That is, if you can handle it. Hahaha!" He disappears, leaving only the Strongmann Machine in his wake.
HMAS One and Two deal 20,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Army of Darkness targets the Godmodder's Army, killing all remaining Terror Creepers and 28 Terror Undeads! The Control Core Tank does not target anything. The KOAXM Army targets Paradox Inc. Army, kills 40 Elsens! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing all Shadow Soldiers! Blue's Fleet does not target anything.
Stheno uses Ophidian Battle Cry, summoning 15 Stheno Swarms! Stheno's Army deals 30,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Perfectly Generic Army does not target anything. Ire's Chair Legion does not target anything. The Crusade of Stal does not target anything. The Noob Army targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 3 Undead Terrors! The Heretic Grayholdium targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 20 Undead Terrors! The Army of Choice targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 15 Terror Ghasts! The Smash Army does not target anything. The Void Army does not target anything.
The Relic uses Tremor and Fire Beam, dealing 12,000 damage to Stheno! The AXIS deals 20,000 damage to HMAS One! Both Uberghasts attempt to attack Stheno, but end up killing 7 Stheno Swarms instead! The Origin Wither kills both Stheno's Pets! The Godmodder's Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing 26 Shadow Undeads! The Godmodder deals 30,000 damage to HMAS Two and kills Stheno!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Strongmann Machine: [N BOSS] Damage Dealt: 0/500,000.
HMAS One: [N] HP: 150,000/170,000.
HMAS Two: [N] HP: 140,000/170,000.
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x74.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: White Pawns. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x80.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x75.) The Pawns: Assault Drones. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x75.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x237.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x95.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Stálkvistcarl. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x150.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x150.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x100.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 166,500/200,000. Charges: Earth -----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 84,100/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast Hello: [PG] HP: 152,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 384,000/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x165.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x140.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Elsens. 1,000/1,000. (x60.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x98.) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x31.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
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Incoming story post! Part One of the Witching Hour Redux.
Picking up back where we left off at the heart of Universe B...
Bill Cipher has just been blinded and merged with the powers of Project Binary. He now speaks exactly in his typing style, plus an orchid color. Binary has received Bill's powers as well, but is incapacitated and nearly defenseless against a raging Bill...
B1NARY. 1. 1 CAN'T SEE! WHAT D1D Y0U D0 T0 ME?
B1LL, 1'M... 1'M N0T SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. PERHAPS MY P0WERS REACTED 1N C0NJUNCT10N W1TH--
1 D0N'T HAVE T1ME F0R Y0UR LENGTHY C0NVERSAT10NS! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED T0 ME!
ALR1GHT. 1'LL... 1'LL TRY. BUT PLEASE TRY N0T T0 RAGE AT THE L0SS 0F Y0UR EYES1GHT.
1T'S N0T JUST THAT Y0U BLEW UP MY EYE, MAN! 1 CAN'T SEE! D0N'T Y0U GET 1T?
WHAT D0 Y0U... 0H. Y0U CAN'T SEE AHEAD ANYM0RE, CAN Y0U. Y0UR P0WERS 0F "KN0W1NG L0TS 0F TH1NGS" ARE...
YEP. G0NE. AND 1T'S ALL THANKS T0 Y0U! WHY D1D 1 EVEN B0THER T0 MAKE TH1S DEAL W1TH Y0U?!
1T 1S 0NLY Y0UR NATURE, B1LL. AND 1'M REAS0NABLY SURE Y0U HADN'T EXPECTED ME T0 SAY YES, S0 Y0U WERE 1LL-PREPARED T0 ASCERTA1N WHAT THE 0UTC0ME 0F THE DEAL W0ULD HAVE BEEN.
ST0P TALK1NG 1N B1G W0RDS! G1VE ME 0NE G00D REAS0N WHY 1 SH0ULDN'T LEVEL TH1S WH0LE BU1LD1NG R1GHT N0W!
WELL, 1 CAN G1VE Y0U A FEW.
1 0NLY ASKED F0R 0NE, HELLSPAWN! TRY F0LL0W1NG 0RDERS S0METIME!
AND WHAT PUTS Y0U 1N A C0ND1T10N T0 1NSULT ME W1TH THAT T1TLE AND 1MPLY THAT Y0U ARE MY SUPER10R? 1N CASE Y0U HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN, 1'M THE 0NE WH0 MASTERM1NDED TH1S WH0LE VENTURE 1NT0 PLACE, S0 1 TH1NK Y0U SH0ULD KEEP Y0UR M0UTH-ANAL0GUE SHUT.
NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HAHAHA! SEE! 1 T0LD Y0U 1'D D0 1T! L00K AT ME, 1'VE ST1LL G0T C0NTR0L 0VER F1RE! ALTH0UGH... 1 CAN'T ACTUALLY SEE 1F 1T'S GETT1NG T0 Y0U 0R N0T...
MAYBE Y0U SH0ULD HAVE TH0UGHT TH1S THR0UGH BETTER?
N0! 1T WAS... 1T WAS A G00D PLAN! SHUT UP!
HA. 1 SEE Y0UR PR1DE KN0WS N0 B0UNDS. AND 1'D REC0MMEND Y0U QUELL TH0SE FLAMES.
YEAH, Y0U ST1LL HAVEN'T G1VEN ME A REAS0N, HUH?! 1F Y0U D0N'T, 1'LL... 1'LL BURN TH1S PLACE D0WN!
1 D0N'T TH1NK Y0U W1LL, B1LL.
WHY W0ULDN'T 1?! 1 HAVE THE P0WER T0 D0 1T!
Y0U D0N'T KN0W WHAT W1LL HAPPEN. Y0U'RE M1SS1NG Y0UR PREC0GN1T1VE AB1L1T1ES. AND, AS F0R THE 0NE REAS0N WHY Y0U SH0ULDN'T, 1F Y0U D0, AND TH1S BU1LD1NG C0LLAPSES, B0TH 0F US W1LL D1E, AND THE G0VERNMENT W1LL BE UNDER F1RE F0R DESTR0YING THE W0RLD'S 0NLY H0PE 0F SURV1VAL. THE W0RLD W1LL FALL, AND DARKNESS W1LL RE1GN, W1TH Y0U RES1GNED T0 A F00TN0TE.
...0KAY, THAT WAS PRETTY DEEP. F1NE. Y0U W1N.
1'LL ST0P TH1S WH0LE PYR0MAN1AC N0NSENSE. BUT 1N RETURN, Y0U'VE G0T T0 AT0NE F0R Y0UR MESS!
0H, S0 1T'S 1 WH0 HAVE ERRED? 1 D0N'T TH1NK WE SH0ULD F0RGET THAT 1T WAS Y0UR DEAL THAT G0T US 1NT0 TH1S MESS.
AGA1N W1TH THE B1G W0RDS! TALK 1N ENGLISH!
L0 SENT1M0S, ESTA UN1DAD ES 1NCAPAZ DE 1NGLÉS D1SCURS0. P0R FAV0R 1NTENTE 0TR0 1D10MA.
W0W, REAL FUNNY, SMARTASS.
WHY THANK Y0U, B1LL. Y0U ARE FUNNY AS WELL, PART1CULARLY 1N THE WAY THAT Y0U TH1NK 1 HAVE T0 "F1X" Y0UR 1SSUE. 1 WARNED Y0U AB0UT THE C0NSEQUENCES 0F Y0UR ACT10NS. THE FAULT 1S ENT1RELY Y0URS!
WELL, 1T WAS Y0UR P0WER! H0W D1D 1T JUST HAPPEN T0 BACKF1RE 0N ME, HMM? 1T'S Y0UR FAULT!
1 C0ULD EAS1LY REFUTE THAT, BUT ALR1GHT. LET'S ASSUME THAT 1T S0MEH0W WAS MY FAULT. WHAT C0ULD 1 D0 THAT W0ULD LESSEN TH1S M1STAKE?
0H, 1 HAVE AN 1DEA. AN0THER DEAL!
...Y0U HAVE A 0NE-TRACK M1ND, Y0U KN0W THAT?
0F C0URSE 1 D0! S0, HERE'S MY 1DEA. Y0U HELP ME REGA1N MY EYES1GHT, AND 1'LL HELP Y0U WHEN WE ARR1VE! N0 STR1NGS ATTACHED!
THAT'S WHAT Y0U SA1D LAST T1ME. 1T D1DN'T G0 S0 WELL.
1 CAN'T EVEN ATTACH ANY STR1NGS TH1S T1ME, B1NARY! 1 HAVE N0 KN0WLEDGE 0F H0W TH1S CAN UNF0LD. 1'M BLIND! AND TH1S W1LL BE AN EQUAL EXCHANGE AS WELL. WHAT D0 Y0U SAY?
HMPH. F1NE. JUST LET ME L0WER THE ARM AGA1N.
ALR1GHT THEN. Y0UR QUEST CAN START N0W.
MY "QUEST"?
0H, YEAH! 1 1MAG1NE 1T'LL TAKE A L0NG T1ME T0 GET MY S1GHT BACK. 1T C0ULD BE PAGES. AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES...
PAGES 0F WHAT, EXACTLY?
SH00T! 1 KEEP F0RGETT1NG AB0UT THAT L0USY F0URTH WALL. THAT WAS N0TH1NG, ALR1GHT? D1SREGARD 1T.
WHATEVER Y0U SAY, 0H M1GHTY TR1ANGLE G0D 0F BL1NDNESS.
HEY, SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPP0SED T0 BE FR1ENDS N0W! D0N'T SQUANDER THAT!
0H, AND D0N'T F0RGET AB0UT Y0UR M1ND MAN1PULAT10N 1 GAVE Y0U!
1 W0N'T. 1T WAS A S1LVER L1N1NG T0 TH1S WH0LE DEBACLE. 1 W1LL TREAT 1T AS SUCH.
G00D! 1N THE MEANT1ME, 1'M G01NG T0 USE TH1S P0WER T0 UN1SURF.
THAT TERM 1S F0RE1GN T0 MY DATABANKS.
0H, Y0U'VE NEVER G0NE UN1SURF1NG? 1T'S WHEN Y0U JUMP AR0UND A BUNCH 0F D1FFERENT UN1VERSES AND SCREW TH1NGS AR0UND 1N THEM! THERE'S TH1S 0NE 1'VE HAD MY EYE 0N F0R A WH1LE... BEF0RE 1T G0T BL1NDED, 0F C0URSE.
WELL, D0 Y0U REMEMBER ANYTH1NG AB0UT TH1S UN1VERSE, PERCHANCE?
0H YEAH. 1T WAS BLUE. REALLY BLUE.
WELL, G0TTA G0. TH1S SH0ULD BE FUN! AND REMEMBER, REAL1TY 1S AN 1LLUS10N, THE UN1VERSE 1S A H0L0GRAM, BUY G0LD--
BYE, B1LL.
Alright. Now that Bill's gone, you decide to contact one of your colleagues.
GLAD0S.
Oh, it's you. Should we even refer to each other by codenames anymore? I enforced the idea earlier, but it seems to have fallen out of practice.
N0, 1 SUPP0SE N0T. REGARDLESS, 1T W1LL BE 1RREVELANT SH0RTLY. THE ARR1VAL DRAWS NEAR. Indeed. The government's all ready, you know. They've assembled who they think is an elite team to take down the Godmodder. I would laugh at them, but common sense forbids it.
1NDEED. 0NLY ART1F1CAL P0WER CAN W0RK T0 TURN H1S MACH1NAT10NS AGA1NST THEM. MY C0DE-BASED AB1L1T1ES SH0ULD PR0VE USEFUL.
I suppose so. And I have a score to settle, so this should work out. Although, it may require a bit of branching out of your primary objective...
0H?
I need to exact revenge on the one who murdered me. TwinBuilder. All my findings point to him having both a Minecraft avatar and a superpowered human body. His avatar is deactivated. His body is not. Yet it is here, on Earth, and yet I have no clue where to find him. 1 SEE. QUITE A D1LEMMA Y0U FACE. 0NE THAT CANN0T BE S0LVED UP0N ARR1VAL. AND SPEAK1NG 0F THE ARR1VAL, 1 TRUST THAT Y0U HAVE C0MPLETED THE TR1FECTED P0RTAL DEV1CE?
Of course. It was trivial to make, really. All that was needed was a modified frame and a slightly powerful black hole core. But yes, it is built. It should be operational upon activation, and it has been built to your requirements. It will serve as a portal, but rather than jumping between two walls, it will jump between two universes.
PERFECT. THE PLAN 1S THEN C0MPLETE. EXCEPT, THAT 1S, F0R 0NE SNAG.
Well, nothing ever goes right in these situations. There's always one variable unaccounted for.
1N A SENSE. B1LL HAS G0NE R0GUE 1N A WAY. HE MADE A DEAL W1TH ME AND HAS WALKED AWAY W1TH MY P0WERS AND A BL1ND EYE. HE'S 1NCREDIBLY ANGRY AT ME, AND HAS ASKED ME T0 HEAL H1S BR0KEN F0RES1GHT.
Binary, you're supposed to be smart. Why would you agree to a deal with that triangle?
1T WAS A P0WER EXCHANGE. 1 N0W P0SSESS H1S MENTAL MAN1PULAT10N. Interesting. I can think of many ways this could work out. Wait. I just thought of something.
YES?
Why don't you use your power to exert complete control over Earth? I know it sounds a bit cliche, but now it is something that rests firmly in your grasp. The players of GodCraft are already enemies of the world, and we have already announced plans to shut down Minecraft upon Arrival. Why not go further?
1 C0ULD ACT1VELY TURN THE W0RLD AGA1NST THE PLAYERS, AND THE GAME 1TSELF... TH1S C0ULD EVEN 1NCLUDE TURN1NG THEM AGA1NST THE TW1NBU1LDER Y0U SP0KE 0F.
Ha. I love it when plans work out like this. And it never even occurred to Bill to do this? 1'M SURE 1T D1D. 1 BEL1EVE THAT HE 1NTENDED ME T0 D0 TH1S W1TH H1S P0WERS, 0R S0METH1NG S1M1LAR T0 1T.
Where's the isosceles now? You said he went rogue. Does he still support our plans?
YES. HE AGREED T0 PUT H1S ANGER BEH1ND H1M AND F1GHT W1TH US, AND 1 W0ULD HAVE T0 ACC0MPL1SH THE AF0REMENT10NED TASK 0F 0PTIC REB1RTH. YET HE CURRENTLY 1S 1N AN0THER UN1VERSE... HE ANN0UNCED H1S PLANS T0 "UN1SURF" AFTER C0NCLUD1NG H1S TALK W1TH ME. 1 D0 N0T KN0W H1S EXACT C0-0RD1NATES.
Hmph. We will have to make sure that Bill returns to Earth shortly. Ikea's ready, you know. I would have thought that tables wouldn't have the best IQ, but his race seems very smart. Their studies on chronal displacement helped in creating the Trifected Portal Device.
THEN EVERYTH1NG 1S AS 1T SH0ULD BE. 0H. 1 JUST TH0UGHT 0F S0METH1NG AS WELL.
What?
M0JANG. THEY ARE ST1LL W1TH US. H0W HAVE THEY REACTED T0 THE NEWS THAT WE ARE SHUTT1NG D0WN THE1R GAME, AND THAT THEY W1LL HAVE A HAND 1N 1T?
I do not think they were informed of the decision until the President made his speech on it a month ago.
TH1S 1S AN 1SSUE. THEY MAY BE TRY1NG T0 W0RK AGA1NST THE G0VERNMENT, AND US AS WELL. TH1S S1TUAT10N MUST BE RECT1F1ED BEF0RE ARR1VAL.
I will leave it in your hands, then. My hard-light avatar is in the process of compiling. Once it has completed, I will use it during Arrival.
G00D. THE DESCENT C0NTIN1UES AS PLANNED. THAT 1S ALL.
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Yes... All according to plan... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Me and TT2000 have discussed this topic already. Rest assured that we have a plan...
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Sweet Bro absorbs the multiple colors you send at him! Nothing happens!
Damn straight.
You can't use two Spoils at the same time like that! You only use the Emerald Nova. It fires at the Godmodder's Army, wiping out 25 Terror Creepers! However, they all create a massive explosion that knocks Tricky backwards... Tricky's next attack fails!
10,000 damage to each!
X-QUANTIZER: A heavily modified version of the X-Stalker that is flowing with quantum energy, as well as the radioactive powers of uranium. Possibly attuned to the Green Sun itself.
You attempt to use the Auditory Piston, but the Nether Sidequest is over!
3 Diabolos killed!
Fine. 150,000 damage to the AXIS!
Uh, okay then. True Maniac killed!
There are no such thing as Hostile armies! The armies summoned by players align themselves by the player's faction!
Army of Darkness added! But seriously. The Pawns alone have a million HP. This thing is getting nerfed.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKBREAKER - HIGH NOON
18,000 damage to the Elite Army of Eliteness! Carcinogenesis deals an additional 5,000 damage!
That's a pretty long name... I'll call it the Perfectly Generic Army. P.G.A added!
CTHULHU'S EYE: An empty, black pearl that seems to shiver with the voices of the Outer Gods. Its powers are unknown. Perhaps you should test it out.
Onyx Visink 8-Ball && Energy Tap = Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball (Level 7: 1/8)
Ire's Chair Legion added!
Well, the end isn't TOO near. This will serve as a good time to continue and finish this quest. (You may have to cut some of the battles, though. After this, there won't be much time for sidequests.)
Control Core Tank added! Even though I understand you are by the very nature of reality OP, I'm going to have to nerf this.
Alright... This army seems really confusing. Do you think you could format it as an actual army? Then I could understand it a bit better.
AG is Anti-Godmodder, which means "against Godmodder". Welcome, by the way! I understand there's a ton of RP, but really, most of it is furthering the players' plotlines.
Crusade of Stál added!
The Godmodder stares back at you!
Agreed! The Godmodder's army is just a template. You can tweak the numbers of your army as you see fit.
EA'S ORB: A white mace that shines the colors of the noon sky. Its spiked ball seems to depict the skies of Skaia, of Earth, and of the cosmic glory of all universes. It bends light to its whim and is capable of pushing back any darkness.
I'll calculate this once I've decided how to nerf Maniac's Army. Tricky cannot attack!
It is.
4,000 damage to the Elite Army of Eliteness! The Table Leg deals an additional 10,000 damage!
The Oblivion's Octet create two swords, one red, one green, and tear through the army relentlessly! 9,000 damage!
Sure. That works.
Alright. I understand. Thanks for providing the Origin Wither's stats; it's what I wanted! So, here's how I'll factor in what happened.
A: What you said happened happens.
B: I quickly phase out of reality, my body becoming a portal to somewhere else in the world. The beam travels to an unknown location...
C: Origin Wither added!
Hmm... I think the Angered Spirit/Undead Troop special should be changed so that every time ALL of an enemy unit type is killed, a bunch of them will be added. I'll rework that later. Otherwise, Death added!
2,500 damage to both!
HA! Noob Army added!
6,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Yes, you get to keep the Queen.
Oh, believe me, I've noticed. But they're just there to confuse people!
Paradox Inc. Army added!
I'm pretty backed up on requests. I'll get to it when I have time.
You fail!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
20,000 damage!
9,000 damage to the Relic!
The Godmodder quickly pulls SBaHJ out of your army! Having them infect an army would just be... catastrophic.
8,000 damage!
+8,000 HP to Hella Jeff!
The End ~~~ Loom = Ender English Scarf
Aries' Annihilator ~~~ Loom = Aries Shirt
ENDER ENGLISH SCARF: A scarf that fluctuates in color, like the Cairo Overcoat. However, its colors are dull and muted, like the sky of the End.
ARIES SHIRT: A dark grey shirt with the sign of Aries emblazoned in it in rust.
Zero. Zero posts.
You fail! You cannot attack the Core until the majority of the army is destroyed... Try attacking the Pawns first.
Melodic Afterblade ~~~ Loom = Soulbot Chestplate
SOULBOT CHESTPLATE: The chassis of a robot meant to store the consciousness of a sentient living thing. The sign of Aries is emblazoned on it in indigo.
Did you pay attention to the top of my post last turn?
Well, you CAN, but I'm not sure how it will fare against these armies!
The Terror Creepers rebel and spew Minicreepers at you! They blow up and knock you back skywards!
OCTET SWEEPERS: A set of eight silver D8s. Their pips alternate between white and black. Their innocuous double is a white broom.
FOURTH-WALL BREAKERS: A set of eight transparent D8s. Looking into their glass structures reveals cueballs hidden inside every die. They crackle intermittently with green energy.
HOPESPLODERS: A set of eight purple D8s with blue pips. They seem to crackle with the blue energy of a certain legendary POS known as Ahab's Crosshairs.
I'll calculate this later.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE - ONCEST
15,000 damage! The White Whaler deals an additional 6,000 damage!
8,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
3,000 damage!
10,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
8 Terror Creepers killed!
Construct Squad added!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
Sweet Bro killed!
Hmm... This is supposed to be a Massive Battle of ARMIES... engie_ninja technically evaded this rule, but he followed the basic format... I did say you could tweak it, but I'd at least like it to SOMEWHAT follow it... I'm not sure. Keep in mind that you don't have to charge these. I'll add the HMAS Army for now, but I think you should add troops to it. (Of course, this would nerf the Victor accordingly, but it would make for a more substantial army.)
Wait, what? This doesn't even follow the Army Template at all... Unless the names you listed are Expys for the different unit types?
Heretic Grayholdium added!
8,000 damage to the Sandbag!
5,000 damage to Uberghast Hello!
Ea's Orb && The First Light = Deum Lucem (Level 10: 1/11)
12,000 damage to Hella Jeff!
You did that already!
Army of Choice added!
6,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
+6,000 HP!
KOAXM Army added!
Hella Jeff kills the Sandbag! Thanks to Sweet Bro's death, most of the corruption has faded...
All armies do not attack this turn to size up the competition and to allow more armies... PROTIP: Just saying, regeneration won't be a thing that is happening.
Stheno and the Constructs deal 10,000 damage to the Relic!
The Relic uses Tremor, destroying the remaining Construct and gaining an Earth Charge! The Relic then expends all Earth Charges to use Armageddon! 10,000 damage to Stheno, the Stheno's Pet, and all Constructs! This kills most of them. The AXIS has its TJ stay where it is. It deals 20,000 damage to Hella Jeff! All remaining PG entities gang up on Hella Jeff, dealing 45,000 damage to him! The Godmodder kills him and both Stheno's Pets! The corruption leaves the Battlefield entirely, just in time for a massive thunderstorm to start! The Massive Battle has begun...
The Nether Sidequest is finished. The Godmodder also removes the Elite Army of Eliteness because it's too similar to the other armies...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Stheno the Snake Queen: [AG] HP: 49,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000. (x2.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x250.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Stálkvistcarl. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x150.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x150.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Relic: [PG] HP: 166,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 170,100/200,000. Poison: III Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast Hello: [PG] HP: 162,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 436,000/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x200)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x140.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Elsens. 1,000/1,000. (x100.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Terror Creepers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x67.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
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Destroying the Core prematurely will take out the entire army. There are some benefits.
Sure. Ask away.
...
I've actually been drawing GodCraft for the past few months now, before you ever sent this request! I was going to use it as the main asset for GodCraft in Trifecta. Although you'll be seeing a lot of it soon enough, I'll post it here when I'm done. But it could take a while...
You're actually not allowed to charge an army. They're one-post summons.
I've fallen really behind on updating the Echeladder. I've been updating it whenever I can, and I just haven't gotten to when you joined the game. D: Sorry. I'll try to update it more.
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[Y.A] Universe A
The first universe of the Trifecta is signified as a blue circle with two smaller blue circles orbiting it. It signifies the entire continuum of Paradox Space, the reality in which Homestuck presides. (Although, Paradox Space also seems to take root in wherever Homestuck touches, thereby ensnaring the entire Trifecta in its web as well. I won't get too into this; it's complicated as hell.)
To put it less simply, this universe contains the Alternian Genesis Frog (which contains the A1 and A2 sessions of the game), the Earth’s Genesis Frog (which contains the B1 and B2 sessions of the game), as well as all the other locations in Homestuck.
This universe is fairly anomalous, for two reasons. One, it’s more of a multiverse than a universe, since it contains many other universes inside of itself. Two, despite representing Homestuck, Universe A is not actually Homestuck itself. It doesn’t follow the “alpha timeline” of events depicted in Homestuck, and is an offshoot timeline which is doomed because it has not paradoxically ensured its own existence. However, something seems to be preventing this timeline from being destroyed, which is what would normally happen in this case.
Universe A first interfered with Universe C when a being known as the Employer contacted the omniscient inhabitants that resided in the A2 session, and created an invasion against it. The characters involved in this invasion are Doc Scratch (First Guardian of Alternia), Lord English (Scratch’s master), the Condesce (Empress of Alternia), Bec Noir (the B1 version of Archagent Jack Noir), and the Felt (a gang of pool-themed mobsters).
Additionally, the four Homestuck Kids (the players of the B1 session) were involved in the story, albeit not as much as the members of the Invasion. The Kids are: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley.
[Y.B] Universe B
The second universe of the Trifecta is signified as a red circle with a smaller red circle orbiting it. It signifies the prime universe of reality, Earth's. (Note that this is entirely different from Homestuck Earth, which is covered in [Y.A].) Normally, Earth would not be so involved in Minecraft, but Minecraft isn't just a game, now is it? Earth is heavily intertwined with Universe C in that Mojang AB harnessed the raw creative energies of the universe into the game of Minecraft.
Although, like Universe A, life on Earth is not really going as it should (because of the Godmodder’s influence), that doesn’t matter too much compared to Universe A. Since Mojang tampered with Universe C, both universes have been intertwined before the creation of the Trifecta itself, which serves as the basis for all of the events of these wars. Indeed, all seven billion humans of the universe exist on Earth, and of those, all sixteen million people with a copy of Minecraft are locked in a dangerous game.
Thanks to the Godmodder, Earth is trapped in a technological prison. The brave few who can strive to break free of it will find themselves in for the battle of a lifetime. And that’s not to say technology isn’t faring well on Earth. It’s actually doing better than normal. Thanks to donations by Aperture Science, supercomputers and actually A.Is are being built. Now all the government has to do is defeat the Godmodder himself!
[Y.C] Universe C
The third universe of the Trifecta is signified as a green hexagon with a smaller hexagon orbiting it. It signifies the entire universe of Minecraft, which, believe me, is no game. Like Universe A, it is technically classified as a multiverse due to the fact that many, many, many individual worlds exist in it, crafted by its inhabitants.
The universe’s creation is highly volatile, if the legends ring true. In the beginning of time, the universe was a sea of red, ruled over by the Red Dragon. It sought to be the only thing in existence, and one day, a great light shone on it. (This is thought to be Notch himself peering into the world from Universe B.) The light created a shadow, which became the Ender Dragon, who created the Endermen.
The Endermen rose up against the Red Dragon, since they wanted order. They locked him away in a pit, but in his last act, he cursed the Endermen so that they would gradually lose their power as the eons passed until they became only shadows of their former selves. The pit the Red Dragon was locked in became a hellish dimension known as the Nether.
The Endermen, now alone, created a First Block and Scratched it. The resulting halves formed the End and the Overworld, and the worlds prospered until the Endermen lost most of their power and could no longer interact with it. Then, the gods stepped in, Mojang and Notch themselves, and molded the world in their image. And so the legend goes.
Whether or not you believe that isn’t any of my business. Personally, I think it seems pretty plausible. Regardless, this universe is coveted due to its high alignment with the energies of creation, which no doubt have spawned from its millions of inhabitants constantly building and pursuing their dreams.
It’s the primary setting for all of these wars, and without it, none of this would have happened. Of course, even though Universe C is marketed as a game in Universe B, it is anything but. Those who can realize that can unlock the secret of operating, and from that, godmodding itself. But we’ll get to that later.
[Z] Other Universes
Despite the Trifecta being the main setting of all of these wars as a whole, there are some other universes that don't necessarily fit into it that are important to cover. Since, by the laws of the Narrative, Fourth-Wall-leaning, and entity summoning, any universe can interact with the war at any time, all of them can potentially be equally important. However, there are some stray universes that are more than just entity hotspots.
Universe “4” = This universe is a bit like Alternia from Universe 1, even though it isn’t a part of the Trifecta. This universe has a habitable planet hosted by elves, and they too played a session of the Game. Although, like the A2 session, they beat the Black King, they failed to claim the Ultimate Reward thanks to circumstances beyond their control. They hid in their Veil, and TheLordErelye, a player of the session, found his way to GodCraft from there.
Universe “A3” = This isn’t really a universe, but it is a session of the Game adjacent to the A2 session. It also takes place on Alternia, and follows another set of trolls. The_Serpent, a player of the wars, was in this session as the Mage of Mind. She interacts with the wars from her ruined planet, the Land of Snakes and Darkness.
Tabletopia = A universe full of wood. Its inhabitants are made from wood itself, and worship all kinds of furniture, as well as their fabled artifact, the Black Monolith. They got into the war through some stray nukes. The resulting civil war led their fleet (headed by their King, Ikea) into GodCraft. Tabletopia’s scientists have mastered chronal displacement and have used it in portal-based technology. If you ask me, they’re in cahoots with Earth’s government.
Limbo = A dull grey plane of existence whose architecture seems to match that of other universes. It’s boring, trust me. Once you’ve seen one grey castle, you’ve seen them all.
TF2niverse = The universe of Team Fortress 2. It interacted with the Trifecta during the Witching Hour (Halloween 2013). Also, Sentry Guns and Dispensers from its universe seem to be a common entity summon.
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SBaHJ have no molecules at all! They're made from pure coding corrupted by the raw imbalance of .jpeg artifacts. Therefore, your rod has no effect against them at all!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
20,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
You shoot the Godmodder with the Gender Blaster! He gets knocked back slightly, but takes no damage. He gasps, but it sounds a bit higher than usual! He /gives himself a mirror and sees that he is not a he anymore...! The Godmodder is now the Girlmodder! All attacks against her will fail if you do not call her the Girlmodder!
There's nothing to shoot...
The Ion Cannon deals 4,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
I edited in a response to that.
*nasty laughter*
I'll fix that.
Uberghast BRO? Who's that? The only Uberghasts here are Roland and Hello!
:0
Yup.
You store your alchemies in a document, don't you.
2-8-6-5-4-2-1-8
A massive eldritch sombrero appears, flying at the True Maniac! Numerous eyes all over it open fire, dealing 7,000 damage! The Brassbow deals an additional 3,000 damage.
2,500 damage to both Uberghasts!
It would have worked, if not for...
WARP RING: A golden ring. When one thinks about their destination, it will expand into a shimmering portal. Walking through it will take the user to that destination. It only holds a limited amount of energy though, and must be recharged after some uses.
WIin189Q = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
...this attack!
TwinBuilder's Shades /\/ Scratcher = The White Watcher
Minigun && Fluorite Octet = Catenative Minigun
Bangun /\/ Scratcher = Chemotherapy
All the accidentals in this post cancel each other out!
Since the sword is .jpeg'd, it deals even more damage! 13,000 damage!
Ahab's Boxcars deals 9,000 damage to the True Maniac!
VOID'S ROGUE: A heavily modified monochrome sword that shines with the power of the Void. It can channel void magicks, as well as the fabled powers of the Ruin Seed, to create devastating explosions that rival those of nukes.
Does this count as you as an entity attacking, or you as a player attacking? Regardless, 5,000 damage to the Elite Army! All fire attacks against you this turn will fail!
Well, a lot of this got deleted... Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this editor. Seriously. I'm going to retype it later.
Joker's Wild deals 10,000 damage to the True Maniac!
You had it right before... Making it a Magic 8-Ball would allow you to harness its energies.
5,000 damage to SBaHJ!
You kill a Diabolos!
82THE8TH = Fluorite Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
I9aXv45h = The Skrillex Drop (Level 5: 1/6)
You lack the necessary Sacred Items!
The entire attack fails because there's no such thing as the axis DOG! However, there is such a thing as the AXIS...
THE WORMHOLER: An insanely sleek black whip that crackles with the energies of the universe. It can warp the space around it at staggering levels, tearing through spacetime in the blink of an eye. It can allow its user to teleport wherever they wish, and can even exceed the speed of light.
The Girlmodder glances at the horizon... Storm clouds congregate there. Lightning flashes. It's time.
Two Steel Constructs killed!
Uberghast BRO?
Stheno's down this early because of powerful attacks.
Oh. SCP-044 reappears on the PG side!
GIRLMODDER.
The Relic is immune to elemental attacks!
You don't need to heal anyone; the sidequest will be over shortly...
Awwwwww. I feel your pain. This editor really isn't very good at all. Do you think you could retype the whole thing when you have time? I'd be really happy to see it. If you want, I can delay the Origin Wither's summon until then.
4,000 damage to both!
1 damage to the Gunship!
This entire charge fails because you can't make up your own Combat Operandi now! If you've been paying attention to the game for the past few weeks, you would know that!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Drillgorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it spins its generic drill, getting to work. 4 Diabolos killed!
The Hammer deals 9,000 damage!
True Maniac absorbs the fire from the explosion!
Did... Did you even specify a target for this?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
12,000 damage!
The Gender Blaster seems to have no effect on Sweet Bro...
Of the hack?
Sandbag added! The Girlmodder instantly mind-controls it to her side!
Indeed.
+6,000 HP to Stheno!
9,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
5 Diabolos killed! 10,000 damage to True Maniac!
You fail to pick up a shard.
The ranch elemental absorbs the blasts from the weapons!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GENERIC STORM - GENERIGORG
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Logorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it gets to work, sending its meaty (?) fists Maniac-ward. 15,000 damage!
The Unbreakable Katana destroys 2 Diabolos!
Yes, but he posts infrequently.
Who?
2,000 damage to all three!
The Wormholer || Hammerspace Inventory = Nulla Stella (Level 10: 1/11)
GIRLMODDER.
The Girlmodder changes herself back into the Godmodder because, and I quote, "THIS IS STUPID."
The Godmodder then glances at the horizon again... The storm clouds he noticed earlier have moved over to the Battlefield... They seem to be encompassing the entire world! He realizes a massive battle must be converging at this very spot. He leers at Piono, who seems to be making a speech to the players... Something about how they should either get with him or stay out of his way. The Godmodder leaps up and slams his Banhammer down, disrupting the party.
GM: Alright, you noobs. If you're planning a massive battle of some kind, I want in too. Let's get this thing going. You know what? I'll start it off.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers and a golden flag appears at his position. A fleet of Terrors appears in a ring around the flag... His army. They're all ripped straight from the first thread. He seems to be preparing for another summon, even bigger than this. piono and the rest of the players grin. The Godmodder has officially started the Massive Battle of Armies. He surveys the field with interest... If all goes well, the players could tear themselves apart.
No entities attack due to the events.
How to Play:
Remember the event I was talking about that I said would be the time to finish up your sidequests and plotlines? This is that. Welcome to the Massive Battle of Armies. This is a huge war that will finish up the entity fight once and for all. In short, every player can summon an army composed of hundreds of troops. All of the players' armies will then fight to the death, as well as all pre-existing entities. Here's the basic army schematics:
Army Title: [Army Summoner] The Core: X/X. The Fleet: X/X. (xX.) The Heavies: X/X. (xX.) The Artillery: X/X. (xX.) The Calvary: X/X. (xX.) The Soldiers: X/X. (xX.) The Pawns: X/X. (xX.)
Of course, this is just a guideline. You can be creative with this idea. So, details:
Pawns and Soldiers are attacked first. These guys are basic cannon fodder. The Calvary are special units with more attack power, like assassins or snipers. The Artillery are tanks. Massive damage output, good defense, but there's not much of them. The Heavies and the Fleet are the defenders of the group, and up last is the Core, the guy holding the army together. Take him out and the army falls.
Keep in mind, as I said above, you can be more creative with this idea and come up with your own entity types, but you should be specific! Also, keep in mind that there should be only one army per player! IF you want a second army, you MUST clear it with me first.
Also keep in mind that in this battle, original one-shot attacks will be rewarded, and charged attacks will have significantly decreased damage output!
The Godmodder's army will start everything off and serve as a tutorial. From there on, it's up to you to continue this battle. Let's get this going! The endgame is officially at hand!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 39,000/300,000. Diabolos: 5,000/5,000. (x9.) To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 40,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 134,000/180,000.
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 38,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000.
constructcion workers: [agee] IRON MANs: 7,000/7,000.
Relic: [PG] HP: 175,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 232,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 180,100/200,000. Poison: III Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 167,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Elite Army of Eliteness: [PG] HP: 95,000/100,000.
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: IIII
Sandbag: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. (500,000/500,000.) The Fleet: Terror Withers. (200,000/200,000. (x3.)The Heavies: Terror Guardians. (30,000/30,000. (x20.)) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. (10,000/10,000. (x10.))The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. (7,000/7,000. (x100.)) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. (5,000/5,000. (x100.)) The Pawns: Terror Creepers. (1,000/1,000. (x100.))
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
The Nether:
*In limbo.*
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
0
> ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3 (Already in progress.)
I'll do this every time Homestuck updates, unless there are complaints.
The Godmodder turns the grass, dirt, and stone of the SBaHJlefield into synthetic versions of said blocks that are resistant to nanomachines so that they can't reproduce! He then just turns the entire server into said material. If the server lags because of this monumental change, you don't notice it.
The Hexmobile is dead, you derp!
Uberghast Roland is Poisoned!
Julius Caesar is dead, you derp!
The Godmodder brainwashes your army! Elite Army of Eliteness added to the PG side!
I hope you're noticing a pattern here.
No. He brainwashed the rock too. It's now the most powerful member of the army.
*shrugs*
Husstet && Bullets = Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 1/9)
Doctor's Crystals && Bullets = Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 1/9)
High Rollers && Bullets = Hopesploders (Level 8: 1/9)
4-7-6-1-5-6-8-4
An army of gummy bears appear, which the True Maniac promptly vaporizes.
The Sunsetter deals 10,000 damage to the True Maniac before disintegrating. You can no longer use it unless you reuse the Operandi.
+10,000 HP to SBaHJ!
I don't really know what it looked like or what its purpose was. I'll have to consult DTG1 for details. But it doesn't matter anymore since it's destroyed.
+50,000 HP to Roland!
Roland is Ubercharged! All attacks against him this turn fail!
Sweet Bro turns and looks at the ammunition you fire at him.
NO you dum homo toool..... you've got to SNOP it broke-ways
He then SNOPS the ammunition in half.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
25,000 damage!
The Godmodder grins. He didn't mean it literally, but still agrees that taking out SBaHJ seems like a viable option. The SBaHJlefield is getting pretty corrupted now...
You examine the stone pedestal. It is etched with a sentence: "YOU JUST GOT TWINJA'D."
The Godmodder has a strict anti-ASCII policy on his server! You are muted for the rest of the turn.
Uberghast Roland is Ubercharged! You fail!
7,500 damage!
+6,000 HP to you!
6,000 damage!
Onyx Visink 8-Ball && Energy Tap = Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
You fire a bolt of dark energy at the True Maniac from your Hazel Wand; 30,000 damage!
Unfortunately, the Blotspitter is gone. You'll have to use the Operandi again if you want it back.
Alright. I was saying that as a general statement as well, so it applies for everyone.
What I was saying is that you can't use manipulation of luck to decide what the Faceless Eight rolls. It's the caveat of it being a Spoil; its attacks are more powerful, though. And if a D8 has only a limit of one to eight pips on each side of it, I don't see how you could roll a nine. (Although this IS the Improbability Drive, so...)
The Witching Hour || Machin Shin && Mordeth's Knife = Nocte Consumens (Level 10: 1/11)
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ROGUE'S GALLERY
You levy the fee of 7 Weasel Snot, 2 Pie Filling, and 1 Hog Slop to invoke the command.
You glance around you. Mirror images of people are forming... images of people you know. Tricky, Phobos, Dimentio, and others... You feel their power flow into you. You gain a stop sign. A shadow aura. Paradoxical energies. Luck and rage. An all-seeing eye. You glare at the Wall of Thorns and initiate a righteous aggression against it with your newfound powers, which always obtain the most favorable result. 60,000 damage to the Wall!
+1 charge for the Godmodder!
The water evaporates the second it enters the air of the Nether!
+1 charge to the Godmodder!
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => NIGHTFALL
You expend 10 of every Sacred Item!
80,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENSEMBLE
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 1 Hog Slop.
You snap your fingers, and suddenly, the True Maniac can't see! When he can again, he's looking at a stage with you, Nimbleguy, and some of his other deceased splits! They each man various instruments, and you are in the center with the Insanity Tubas! You proceed to play the best jazz piece in the history of paradox space. Your divine music damages True Maniac, and you finish it off with a blast of pure energy from the Tubas! 30,000 damage!
20,000 damage to the Wall!
The Godmodder's helped the players of the Nether sidequest before, which shows you're probably not paying great attention to it.
8,000 damage!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
50,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
The Godmodder scowls. At this rate, he'll barely have enough Sacred Items to use his attack...
Gender Bender && Ray Gun = Gender Blaster (Level 1: 1/2)
+1 charge to the Godmodder!
I know what Keldeo is; I've played Pokemon for a while. So okay, you use Secret Sword. But at what?
The Godmodder's Extreme Gear is still on GenericCraft, but as you well know, there's no way to get there. Not unless the Operation is destroyed...
You'd be surprised what the Godmodder can do. Although this is part of the reason why SBaHJ is corrupting GodCraft in the first place. It can handle extradimensional beings such as SBaHJ, but their aura is naturally glitchy.
Why did I quote this?
You succeed to level up. Go check it out in the OP.
Diabolos added!
There's no such thing as a super-crit. It goes minicrit,then crit. Also, crits don't stack, so Scorpio Fortune wouldn't do much. I think just having it escalate from one target, two targets, and three targets is fine.
._.
Stheno will regen and minicrit for three turns!
18,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
8,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
You don't get the pun? Man Ender = Enderman?
THE MAN ENDER: A sleek black metallic hand whose double is a black machine gun. It is powered through a nuclear ender pearl which irradiates its shots. Possesses limited teleportation properties.
7,000 damage to Stheno's Pet!
The AXIS prematurely detonates the bomb before you attach it onto it. 10,000 damage to you.
7,500 damage to it!
Hella Jeff turns to you.
BRO.... (or sis (genderd is hard)) <- two parthenthisis.... you cant JUST "done" with comic sans
once you STARTS... YOU CAN'T STOPS
All attacks against Hella Jeff this turn will fail!
Modular?
You know, there's such a thing as not using a Special Attack every post.
5,000 damage to the True Maniac!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 THE PEN - RATIFICATION
Additional 10,000 damage!
The Godmodder does not have time to watch videos (or gifs, for that matter)!
6,000 damage!
Bokrug comes in and annihilates you for stealing his idol! Do I get +5 imaginary internet points?
Oh boy... You're committed to this, I see. You pull up GameFAQs and start reading the guide in earnest.
[1] A Terrible Fate
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Happy Mask Salesman, TLoZ: Majora's Mask
Yeah, I'm prefacing this thing with a quote. Do you have a problem with that? Didn't think so. Welcome to this guide. Chances are, you've come here fresh from GodCraft and are trying to salvage whatever bits of information that you can find left on the internet. Anyways, I've covered the intro to this in the introduction, which, surprisingly, is a damn good place to put an intro. Who would have guessed?
This guide was edited earlier by someone who I know. I've taken it up for them, editing it where edits were needed. In the end, this guide turned from a guide on how to defeat godmodders into a complete database for the only one that mattered. (Or should I say, one of the two that mattered.)
Well I guess that settles that.
2,500 damage to the Relic!
Uberghast Roland is Ubercharged!
+6,000 Amplifier HP!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
20,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
Ultramarine deals 20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
GENDER BLASTER: A ray gun that, upon fire, changes the gender of its target. Can be used for hilarious antics.
Uberghast Roland is Ubercharged!
3,000 damage to Sweet Bro and a Rock Construct!
You scroll all the way down and find one.
V 4.1.3 - Some small edits now. Edited the History to include some foresight, the FAQ, and Godmodding.
V 4.1 - Updated the Trifecta to include Other Universes. Editing the FAQ, the Introduction, and A Terrible Fate.
V 4.0 - New guide finally complete. It has now expanded to form a detailed database for all of the Godmodding Wars. Added The Game Behind The Game. Heavily updated the History and the Trifecta in accordance to recent events.
V 3.4 - Scratch complete. Majority of guide deleted. Major work can now begin.
V 3.3.1 - Created a supplementary, private guide. It will be used as a list of resources while I continue this Scratch. This should serve me will for the new guide.
V 3.3 - Beginning Scratch of guide. It's unsalvagable. Gotta do something about this.
V 3.2 - Continuing restructure. I may have to gut it... There's a lot of outdated info.
V 3.1 - Beginning restructure of guide.
V 3.0 - Heavily updated the Introduction and History. Added A Terrible Fate. Began work on the Trifecta.
V 2.3 - Added Schizophrenia. Updated the FAQ.
V 2.2 - Worked on History section.
V 2.1 - Reshuffled guide around.
V 2.0 - I'll take this from here. Added Temporal Shenanigans and Void Artifacts.
V 1.3 - Added the History section. Needs work.
V 1.2 - Added some things for the Godmodder's Allies section.
V 1.1 - Patched bug on A Godmodder's Greatest Weakness.
V 1.0 - Finished guide! Some bug seems to be affecting A Godmodder's Greatest Weakness, though.
Interesting...
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - ONCEST
20,000 damage to True Maniac!
The Hammer deals an additional 5,000 damage!
Too late!
Clothing? The Godmodder has Armor on! And it's welded to his skin. The Godmodder counteracts your meager channel of the Force with his own dark powers! Before you can equip your lightsaber, he pulverizes you into ashes with his Banhammer!
II. POSTING RULES:
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2. Do NOT double-post. Your post will not be counted if you do.
3. If you are talking or asking a question, you can make your post a "nullpost". These types of posts are discouraged in the main thread. They belong in the Forge Database.
4. The more attacks you use in a post, the less powerful each one will be!
5. You are not allowed to make a "placeholder" post that you will edit later. If you do this, you can only post 2 times that turn instead of 3.
6. Please try to avoid putting spoiler tags in your posts. These glitch out the editor and require work to fix.
Indeed.
THE LOW BLOW: A sword flowing with adamantium and XBOX technologies, forged from an antipolar ore... It glows with a dull grey light, and pink crystals are visible around it, giving it heat. It seems to have many different properties.
4,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! Amplifier fully healed!
7,000 damage to True Maniac!
The Godmodder isn't shocked, since everyone is on all the time.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 RELIC'S ECHO - NATURAL DISASTER
You pull out the silver cylinder, which sounds like wind is rushing through it. You use it to supercharge Superosque and aggress the Wall of Thorns; 40,000 damage!
+Final charge for the Godmodder!
Sweet Bro looks on in horror! 5,000 damage!
You attempt to attack Hella Jeff, but fail because of his protective shirt!
The True Maniac rejects the SBaHJ-based attack! The White Whaler deals 9,000 damage! The dice deal an additional 3,000 damage!
Okay.
You fail because of his protective shirt!
The SBaHJ aura counteracts your code-based attack!
True Maniac uses To The Nether on the Relic, dealing 7,500 damage to it! SBaHJ fully corrupt Itchy, removing him from the Battlefield, and destroy all Rock Constructs (as well as corrupting the rest)!
Stheno's Army destroys Hella Jeff's shirt, dealing 10,000 damage to him! The fully corrupted Constructs fail to do much...
The Relic uses Supernova, expending all of its Fire Charges and firing a massive bolt of white-hot fire at Stheno! Thanks to its Twin Fires passive, the attack crits, dealing 26,000 damage to Stheno! The Relic uses Tremor, dealing 3,000 damage to all Hostile entities! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Main Body into the Mortar! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Shield Generator into the Mortar! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Main Body into the Mortar! It fires; 20,000 damage to Stheno! Both Uberghasts destroy all Wood Constructs! The Godmodder wipes out two Stheno's Pets and deals 20,000 damage to Hella Jeff! He then notices his charge is complete and enters the Nether...
The Nether entities deal 80,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! The Godmodder then lands with a thud and unleashes his charge!
> Godmodder: COMBAT OPERANDI => DANCE OF THORNS
The Godmodder expends all remaining Sacred Items to fuel the attack!
He equips the Red Tooth and glares at the Wall of Thorns! He then jumps up and slices clean through its numerous appendages! They lash out at him, but he dodges every single blow and counters with strikes of his own! Eventually, he cuts through the wall, revealing the center of it! Now's your chance! All the entities run up to get one last shot in, KILLING the Wall of Thorns! It disintegrates into a pile of ashes... Whatever secrets that lie in this Vault are about to be revealed. All entities disperse except for the Wither Skeletons.
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Destroy the Uberghasts! They're buffing the PGs' defense stat!
> AGs: Defeat SBaHJ before the corruption consumes the field!
> AGs: Defeat the True Maniac's Diabolos! They will increase its attack stat!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Uberghasts! They're shielding the Wayback entities!
> PGs: Defeat SBaHJ before the corruption consumes the field!
> PGs: Defeat the True Maniac's Diabolos! They will increase its attack stat!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 115,000/300,000. Diabolos: 5,000/5,000. (x20.) To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 90,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 139,000/180,000. Burned: II
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 27,000/120,000. Burned: II Regeneration: III Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000.
constructcion workers: [agee] IRON MANs: 7,000/7,000. (x3.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 175,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 234,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 95/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 190,600/200,000. Poison: III Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 176,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Elite Army of Eliteness: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 8,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 10,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot