Your Uncle Jim placed them there, thus they only electronically growl at you, not shoot you.
My watermelon fell into the neighbor's yard.
Being a yandere, part 1
Banned for having no words in your signature.
9/10 cleanly-drawn avatar
How many years qualify?
Next poster has a box of tissues within one meter of them.
I do not like bronies, mate.
Next poster is listening to European electronic music.
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That was cheese
But you feel the better than everybody else when you wake up.
I was enrolled into a class with a bad teacher.
It's a really small lab-produced diamond.
I rode on top of an weather satellite like a cowboy.
Guessing it's from an anime.
"Je suis un ananas"
Convert my country to Yogurtarianism, or employ me into dairy business.
Your intimate friend swaps the tea with lemonade.
My computer overheated.
Being a sentient robot geared towards war? Arrested for violating the Laws of Robitics!
Multiple roundhouse kicks and projectiles fired.