Gentlemen, I have just discovered the hard way that getting rubbing alcohol in one's anal cavity is not a pleasant experience.
This has not yet been explaned. Rectify this.
I'm not telling a **** story. Deal with it!
All you need to know is that I went into the bathroom anticipating a ****, and left with alcohol in my ass hole.
Were you trying to use it as lub? Perhaps you were hoping to get your **** drunk enough that it would leave you alone and stop hanging around your ass all the time?
Or are you just kinky like that?
I'm stuck here on this shitty computer for an hour and a half, in the time of day in which the three unblocked websites I could find are all dead, forced to pretend I'm learning german.
Wow, that sucks.
But hey atleast you can type to us I guess?
And why german?
Because that's the language I'm taking, and I suck at it.
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You know what's embarrassing?
Morning wood.
Goddaaaaaaamn, can't you let a Maka walk through his house freely without him awkwardly trying to hide something?
I'm stuck here on this shitty computer for an hour and a half, in the time of day in which the three unblocked websites I could find are all dead, forced to pretend I'm learning german.
odiedodi wrote :
> tyber13 wrote :
> > Anyone got any tips for hiding these spontaneous boners of
> > destroy-your-rep-fast?
> > i get them in pe alot, when im wearing those gym shorts, and we have to
> > run, and i just know it will be noticed.
> > T_T
>
> Nothing you can do about it. I suggest getting harder than ****ing steel and showing
> that **** off.
THIS
That, or you could fap before school, if it's an early class.
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:biggrin.gif:
*incerts the mushroom into your ear*
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Hush now, deary, and take your pants off.
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It's porkin time! Is your ass ready for luuuuuuuuurve?
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Nope.
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+10 respect.
All elder scrolls fans are welcome here, as far as I'm concerned.
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Don't let norix post ANYTHING.
Or there will be cupcakes and intestional scarves.
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I want to know your motivation.
Where, what and why.
What position did you use? Was it induced via gravity or did you use a squirting device?
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Were you trying to use it as lub? Perhaps you were hoping to get your **** drunk enough that it would leave you alone and stop hanging around your ass all the time?
Or are you just kinky like that?
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This has not yet been explaned. Rectify this.
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Focusing on it makes it last longer. The sooner your mind goes to something else, the sooner it goes away.
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Because that's the language I'm taking, and I suck at it.
FAP!
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I'm stuck here on this shitty computer for an hour and a half, in the time of day in which the three unblocked websites I could find are all dead, forced to pretend I'm learning german.
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That, or you could fap before school, if it's an early class.
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Study hall sucks.
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And try to avoid double posting:3