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The sheer generalness and unmanlyness of your action is shrugged off by the PAIN FOREST, which orders all mobs within to focus on Brendan. At the front lines are the diamondsheep and their laser vision.

I spread the PAIN FOREST, causing more damage to the landscape and players.

The squad of terminators divides, six attacking the ET freak, and six go off and cause general mayhem on the server.

I return the turret production line back to the Portal 2 era standards. Turrets are boxed, mailed to the next door down and unboxed, costing who-knows-how-much in diamonds.

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Organization is decidedly silly and weak. and none of them has very good aim. They do indeed drop the nuke to the hacker, but it doesn't land on or even near the hacker since Joe can't throw worth creeper crap. Boom. Pretty fireworks.

(Is anybody going to help the hacker here!?)

A time portal opens, and dozens of terminators (From 2 and 3 mind you) spill out of it. Their mission: Destroy the server.

Error: Unrecognized word: Discrupting. Team Avolition entry continues uninterrupted. An Enderdragon is butchered and it's OP enchants granted to them.

The ghasts fire back, the players fire back, and the Enderdragons sweep through the ranks. At the same time the undead ground forces strike. Whatever damage is dealt is erased by the life draining.

Heck, if it ain't broke don't fix it. I summon TeamAvolition.

I begin draining the life of nearby players and using it to heal the army of ghasts and enderdragons.

If you can change my posts half-way, I'll do the same.

Sadly, the CIA specialist doesn't care about you little game.

I hastily attach a pair of arms to the creeper, allowing it to complete the hug. Since we all know creepers only blow up out of the sheer sorrow of huglessness, this prevents the blast and makes this creeper the first happy creeper since before pigs.

(I think you can do as much as you like, so long as you don't doublepost.)

I empty the arrow cannons and throw the arrows to the mounted players.
10% chance of a "Torrential Downpour of Blood" to begin.

I pull out a whip and get those hacks working again.

The sun has risen over the PAIN Forest, Wooden structures BURST INTO FLAMES in the awesome heat, and passive mobs become ANGRY and DANGEROUS. All bows gain the Flame enchantment, and hostile mobs begin firing arrows from their sternums through a process described as SCIENCE and HERESY.

The hacker's epic score has reached a new level! He's on fire!
Ahem.

I let the PAIN FOREST do its work to the landscape and instead direct the army of the dead to attack the stone buildings that didn't burn.