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Huzzah, huzzah, it's here at last!

As Terraria has its own Discussion Thread, any further chat will be taken over there rather than here, so kiss the Forge Thread goodbye!

And we're live! 0rigins continues over here!

Please don't post here again.

Make a corresponding thread on Terraria and lock this bad boy up, I think. I'll have to get Twin for some of this but this thread is long-lived and has served our purposes well-but now that we're moving to Terraria, we'll need a Forge Thread here.

I am aware there technically already is one but that one's kind of decayed into oblivion at this point so a new one is a requirement.

After probably beyond a month the update-the LAST update on MCF at that-is finally done.

Tormorrow will be spent on break time because it's my birthday, and after that I'll see to getting the new TCF thread set up and hopefully get it running. ONCE that is done, you may then post in the new thread-until then, there is literally no point in posting here, so save yourself the time and effort and don't.

I'll be here one last time to edit in the Link to the TCF thread for Destroy the Godmodder 0, and I hope to see as many of you as possible there. I will also put it in the MCF Forge. After that...Welp, goodbye, MCF. For the good and the bad, we were here, but the bad just got too bad to bear, so now we're gone. Easy come, easy go, I guess. Let's hope we're moving onto greener pastures.

Have a nice day/night.

OK, I admit to knowing next to nothing about discord. THIS link should work, but only for 24 hours. Discord is mildly dumb like that.

OK, sorry I've been inactive. first off, we've almost totally made a shift; Our client of choice is currently Discord as Pchum is officially starting to decay into nothingness. Here's the link to it. Hopefully it'll be less of a pain. We had one before, yes, but that was before Canon (aka the one running it) had to take a major /afk for good reason, so we made this to compensate. Please, don't be a jerk-we can and will ban you.

In other news, while the update HAS been slow going, and I mean painfully slow going, it will be done tomorrow (technically today from my perspective), and we will have completed it. After that, a day will be spent having my Birthday, and after that, I will link both here and in the main thread to the new Terraria Session and the new Forge, which will be the end of the shift. If you're wondering-life was just being a a major-league jerk again, so don't you worry.

Ok, bad news. I had incorrectly assumed that where I would be staying had WiFi, which it doesn't. I'll be gone for 3 days then resume this update.

As for crusher: I'll probably need reposts.

Life was hassling me for a few days, and will likely keep me for a few more this week, so sorry about the lack of updates on the EoTB. However, at the very least, the poll has been done, and it's official-the majority of players agree to move.

Now, I'll get to the full extent of this update THEN announce a small event. In the meantime, I highly suggest you get new accounts for TCF if you haven't already. I'll put up a link to the new OP once that's settled. We'll polish up everything from there.

Thank you all for your participation and here's to a brighter DTG future!

OK guys, yet another serious announcement.

You guys, or at least a great deal of you, are probably aware of MCF's semi-infamous editor, or more accurately, it's glitchiness, and how it occasionally rends posts into dust, or the spam filter deletes it, or worse. I have suffered so many crashes just from that editor, and of course, there's rarely a warning nor a course of action that I could take (and trust me I have tried) that would not make this glitchiness WORSE or lag it out so much it crashes anyways. And those crashes cost a lot of time out of me and the updates in general.

At this point, I've come to the sound conclusion that, while at one point we were confined to MCF, at this point we definitely are not anymore. With successful 'branches' of the game on two different forums, on top of having our own forum, wiki, and TvTropes page, while it might be presumptuous and hurbis-filled to say it, we really do have more places to go. Plus, while I understand that Minecraft is a passion of ours, let's face facts. Half of us here go on this forum exclusively for this game, and the other half still considers it a major attraction for why they're here and not doing something else.

In other words, at this point in time, I think it's high time we left this forum. For where? Terraria-one of the sites of our ongoing DTG games, in possession of a considerably less glitchy/crash-prone forum, and still reasonably popular enough to prevent an issue of stagnation, while still being fully able to function. It would be a major switch, which is, of course, why I'm putting this here.

Now, what I've stated above is an opinion-and for some of us it's an opinion we've held for a while. HOWEVER, I'm not doing anything yet, and might not follow up on this. I want a great majority of people backing me up on this. At this point, it's affecting how I update and how I feel about updating-it would be less torturous if I didn't have to worry about it crashing, and considerably easier to format how I would like it, which takes a great deal of pain and suffering out of the process. In other words, it's an official problem. However, I would want to defer to you guys on this, ergo I ask a question: Would you join a completely different forum JUST to continue playing DTG?

I'll open up a poll on the main thread and continue trying to get the next update out. IF we decide to switch over to Terraria, there will be NO CROSSOVERS between this and the coincidental Terraria DTG. If you have alternative suggestions as to where we could go, state them out loud, but please note our primary choice on TCF over MCF is because Terraria is proven to be able to handle a DTG game-though we can approve of anywhere else (and indeed I would moderately prefer places we haven't been before) as long as you have experience and the community is reasonably sizable. If playerbase interest isn't strong enough, however, than there will be no move.

This will not affect this update or any other during the voting period. Updates will continue on as normal, so don't worry about that.

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...You just reminded me of something interesting. VERRRRY interesting.

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: ) : D

Thank you for taking my obvious manipulation as your brilliant idea. huehuehuehue. Always happy to subconsciously have the plot be twisted in my favor! :mspa:

Oh, while I'm at it: I know some of you are inconvenienced with BBcode right now, specifically the editor. Short: If you manually type out the bbcode it works almost all the time. BBcode for the standard 'MC chat' font is [ font=courier new ] without the spaces between the brackets.

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The Mysteryman: ================================================== 40/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)

The Interface: ================================================== 39/50 [ATTACK] (+3 from Cobalt and Krill)

The Campfire: ================================================== 27/50 (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Krill)

I +1 Krill and +2 Cobalt.

Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch, purchases all upgrades he hasn't already bought and uses Super Bum/Bumbo on Lance. Sandfall Ampersand uses Crux Conundrum on Frankenstein's Pokemon. He mind controls the Anomaly: Failure to use Indigo Inferno, and he mind controls Vargas to use Crux Conundrum on Selena.

The Every-Dimension Portal's ideas are locked in as an Almond Milk Elemental, A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow, and a Dodecahedral Potato wielding a Laser Gun. Now it's up to you - the players - to vote on which one is the best! It would help if Tazz could keep track of the votes.

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The Scribe walks up to Vargas and deploys the Personal Space Invaders' innocuous double - a PC. Vargas scrutinizes the PC, wondering what purpose it could possibly serve before realizing that he needs a monitor to play the PC! This forces Vargas on a noble adventure hereby dubbed MONITORQUEST. The Scribe, who happens to be a notorious quest-giver, formally gives Vargas this quest, showing him a map of his challenges, of which the fabled Monitor will be at the end. Vargas takes this whole thing in stride, determined to get that Monitor no matter the cost.

After heading into the designated Quest Area™ as dictated by the map, Vargas enters the first obstacle - the Pac-Maze! He is locked into a massive fluorescent maze littered with pellets where he must avoid four technicolor ghosts! Vargas instantly realizes this as Pac-Man, feeling that the whole thing will be a piece of cake and that the ghosts will just be messes of pixels he can instantly kill! But Vargas is filled with unholy fear when he sees the four abominations bearing down on top of him, light frothing from their eyes as they eerily shift across the landscape towards Vargas. In a daze, Vargas runs across the map to frantically avoid the ghosts and collect all the pellets. Right as he nears the last pellet, Clyde pops in from out of nowhere, absorbing Vargas' soul into his being and forcing his body to collapse in an ashen heap on the cold ground.

Vargas somehow manages to escape, brushing off the wounds he received but shivering at the apparent loss of his soul. The Scribe pops in to tell Vargas that at the end of the MONITORQUEST, there's massive heaps of treasure (that he stole from the Venusian system), including treasure chests full of golden weapons, stacks upon stacks of precious minerals and money, and more than a few containers of souls! But Vargas needs to hurry - if he doesn't make it to the Monitor by midnight, the cavity in his chest that contained his soul will overtake him, and he'll lose his physical form!

Energized by a new goal - and a time limit - Vargas forges onwards to the next obstacle! This obstacle is a huge red river, tainted this color by the blood of all Pokemon who have "fainted" in battle. Come on, Nintendo. How dumb do you think we are? They died. The gatekeeper of the river is Sir Nuzlocke, patron of all Nuzlocke Challenges - those brave few who have played through Pokemon, treating every Pokemon they collect as a true individual, one who actually dies if they die. Vargas must answer Sir Nuzlocke's riddles, and only then will be granted passage across the river! When Sir Nuzlocke asks the first question - a very complicated math question that only a computer could answer - Vargas gives up, deciding to run across the river instead. It can't be that deep, right? Famous last words.

Vargas immediately sinks to the bottom of the river, being pulled down by the limbs of thousands of dead Pokemon - from first form to last evolution to Mega Form to mythical to legendary, they're all there. They've all died across every timeline. Vargas' flesh is torn apart and eaten, the Pokemon becoming very eager for more flesh to join them in their eternal wait. And when the first Pikachu to drift down there activates its electric powers, the red river bubbles and froths as Vargas is shocked alive.

Vargas only makes it out due to hitching a ride on some Pokemon Trainer's fishing rod - who would willingly fish in a red river though, seriously. Vargas, now badly injured, scares off the Pokemon Trainer because he accidentally thinks he fished up a zombie. The Pokemon Trainer dropped one of his Pokeballs, though, and when Vargas pops it open, he is ecstatic to find it's a Rayquaza. Vargas rides the Rayquaza up to the heavens in search of the next obstacle. Vargas is locked in a horrifying space battle between the members of Star Fox, using Rayquaza's aerial tactics to dodge their fire! However, when Fox actually does a barrel roll correctly, Rayquaza becomes horribly confused, firing a hyper beam directly at himself! His body explodes and scorches Vargas alive, leaving him floating through space. Vargas spots a floating golden star - a Warp Star - and manages to ride it across the rest of the fight, sustaining heavy damage from passing fire.

Vargas lands into the open mouth of a massive volcano right as the Warp Star loses fuel. He falls directly in, but that's fine, as it's his next stop. Vargas lands into First Person Shooter Hell, ruled by the Doomguy himself. It's a sad picture of a genre's gradual progression into overuse and tepid blandness, and the area reflects that - it's all fire and brimstone at the start until it devolves into a grey monochrome landscape. Doomguy is content to let Vargas run around in the fire and brimstone part though, so he sics an army of demons that he's supposed to be killing onto Vargas, forcing him in gladiatorial combat! Suddenly, the Ghost of Rayquaza spawns in First Person Shooter Hell, but he's still confused! A rogue hyper beam incinerates Doomguy, causing the entire dimension to fall apart! It's at this point that every demon realizes Vargas has no soul, so he literally can't exist in Hell!

Running as fast as he can, Vargas desperately tries to outrun the legions of demons, the crumbling dimension, and his own body that fades without a soul as First Person Shooter Hell collapses! He leaps into the monochrome exterior it became, and realizes he's now in Limbo. The Scribe appears, telling Vargas that he's doing fairly well, and the Monitor isn't very far off! Vargas asks the Scribe if it's even worth it all, saying he has no soul and he's almost at Death's door, so to speak! The Scribe laughs, telling Vargas that when he finds the Monitor and hooks it up to the PC, his entire purpose in life will become clear. He even lets Vargas have a quick bite to eat at the Restaurant at the End of the Internet. Satisfied, Vargas comes out of the restaurant still looking like a post-apocalyptic zombie, but the important thing is he's ready to take on the final obstacles!

Vargas goes to the Infinity Fair from the highly popular final installment in the Spirit Morph Saga and trades some guy a Ghost Rayquaza Tooth for a time machine! Using the time machine, Vargas warps many years into the future... but the future refused to change. Vargas finds himself in the middle of a fierce battle against Lavos, a horrific beast seeking to destroy time itself! He interrupts the heroes of the battle with his sudden arrival, causing Lavos to kill them all instantly. Lavos laughs and begins to destroy time, with Vargas seeing that his time machine is beginning to fade away! Desperately trying to find a way to stop what he has done, Vargas goes back to the Infinity Fair, trading one of his magic swords that he assuredly has for a gigantic asteroid-sized portal! He then goes back to the time of the dinosaurs, putting the asteroid that killed them into the portal! The portal rematerializes in Lavos' era, obliterating Lavos instantly!

Although he's saved time from annihilation, Vargas' degradation from reality due to his lack of a soul is now accelerated because he's affected by the anti-time powers of the late Lavos! Hurrying back to normal time, Vargas prepares for his final challenge at the Halls of Judgement when he realizes he's forced reality into being ruled by dinosaurs, who never actually died! Every living being on the planet exists, but they are now half-lizard! Vargas watches as he is cornered by all these dinosaur creatures, frantically trying to escape as a series of humanoid beings closely approach him from the sea of dinosaurs. Quickly, Vargas grabs one of the dinosaur hybrids and goes back to the Infinity Fair again, trading the hybrid dinosaur for a Familicide Potion! He uses it in normal time, one-shotting every dinosaur hybrid and killing every being in existence instantaneously! A haze of red settles across all points in space as all the blood in the universe dries on Vargas' hands... But Vargas is not swayed. He's getting that monitor.

Vargas, still degrading from existence, stumbles to the Halls of Judgement, adorned by golden pillars and windows streaming with sunlight. There is a still figure wrapped in shadow at the end of the hall who is, presumably, the titular judge. Vargas approaches him, expecting a response, but gets nothing. Vargas shakes the figure, realizing who he is. It's Vargas' own skeleton, hanging from the ceiling, his bones crushed and flickering with static. Vargas wonders how he could end up as a skeleton when his time machine self-destructs, warping Vargas back to a different point in time when the Halls of Judgement still stood! He sees another skeleton there with a blue jacket, who eyes him quizzically. The skeleton chuckles and fades away.

Vargas heads through the doors of the Hall of Judgement, finally making it to the coveted treasure horde! He laughs with glee as he sees the mountains upon mountains of treasure waiting for him! And resting, at the very top, is the Monitor. Vargas climbs up the mounds of treasure and grabs the Monitor... But when he does, the golden light of the chamber shuts off. All the treasure dissolves into sand. The Monitor displays only static, and Vargas peers into it, hearing a haunting voice... "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe." Vargas backs away from the Monitor, dropping it to the ground as he tries to exit the treasure horde - but there is no exit. There is no pause button. There is only one way out. The Scribe cackles from above as he sees the prison of Vargas' own design.

A horrifying foot lurches from the Monitor, composed of the stitched-together corpses of every single reptilian being he just killed with Familicide - every single being in the entire universe. With their all-encompassing power and the blood of superiors pulsing through their decaying heart, the Ur Lizard's foot screams down and crushes Vargas flat, squashing him and sending him back to the Hall of Judgement as a soulless wreck whose bones can't even sustain their own existence.

And there he lies, as a haunted skeleton, forced to judge himself. Forever. And now you might be wondering, children, what is the point of this attack? What's the lesson that can be learned? Well, the lesson here is obvious. "Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you. Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Vargas is me. Vargas is you.

"Vargas is stuck to the bottom of your shoe."

Vargas somehow becomes unstuck to the bottom of your shoe, having taken 30,000 damage! He somehow also recalls that not having a soul is in fact not an auto-kill as there's a living example of a completely souless being waltzing around...Ugh

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I throw this stupid phone I'm using to type this at the Paradox Casino.

Marvel of Machinery: 36/50

Hush:7/50

The Secret of the Gungeon:7/50

Solar Flare && Japanese Flag && Red Sun Fuel Cell = Red Sun Rising (1/??)

Solar Flare && Japaese Flag && Red Sun Fuel Cell = Red Sun Rising (Level 22: 1/23)

Drat.

10,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!

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At this moment, I will focus more actions as soon as possible and I wont do Fonts until the editor is fixed.

Current Saga: The Person who blew up Earth (which started in Page 161 when UserZero blew up the Earth)

Current Arc: The Rebuilding of Earth (SAGA FINALE)

Status:

[AZ] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)

Echeladder-style Level 1: XP 77,000/200,000 (+40,000 XP for adding the Barrier for the Earth)

ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]

This Action is Focused again so it will have increased possibility of making this thing look awesome. (Saves time for DTG Terraria Posts)

The XP is not only based on damage, but it also be earned for doing such things by supporting Earth, Healing, Dealing damage to a Single damage hitting enemy (4,000 XP per 1 Player HP damage), etc.

Before Attack:

I look at the 6 Heroes of Brave Frontier but i don't want to to attack them yet

Attack: I warp to the area near the Earth 2.0 (Known as The Second Earth) again then I summon a mirror but i think that is not enough to protect that earth yet but, I make the mirror bigger so it is 0.5% of the size of the Second Earth but still not fancy enough... I smother the giant mirror with metal and some meteor scraps and I summon something pretty.

"You are going to see this my friends"

Outcomes a broken star as a result.

"*facepalms*"

I turn the broken star into the star energy to charge up the metallic mirror that I made and it's done but something happened...

"A big light brown floating stone coated with blue and green mixture, I will look at that"

It is the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor orbiting the mirror and the second earth itself but i think i was happy at this.

Another Rundown for this thing:

Star-Charged Metallic Meteor smothered Mirror with the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor floating around the earth:

HP: To be determined (Bonus HP from Focused Action)

Specials:

Protected by the Blue-Green Protectorade coated meteor which can stop a single attack from a Enemy aligned entity/player before it gets destroyed (Yeah weak meteors wont last long at all either...).

The main barrier can also reflects 1/4th of the damage to the entity (I say, 20,000 damage dealt to it will deal 5,000 damage to the attacker) also I love gimmicks and complications on this.

I also vote for the Almond milk elemental.

RP: Nah

The only Market Yeah screw it... Not doing this...

An Entity Summon 10/50

[THE RESERVED CHARGE WILL BE GOING TO BE NEAR UNLOCKED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]

ChurgeAtk #1 6/50

Alchemy Creation:

Essence of Sp00p && CD of Halloween Howls 1996 && Speaker that plays Spooky Scary Skeletons && Curved Sword Mold = (Undercharged) Sp00pinat0r's Sp00py Slasher 6/8

Joke Alchemy: Nope

Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet,

Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet,

REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy

10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies

Allies Action:

We will be return...

+1 to Hezetor, +1 to Toast, +1 to Talist.

Charge Bank: +7 from Toast +6 from Hezetor +4 from Talist = 17 Charge Points in total

OOC: Talist, Are you ready for the big thing happening next turn or later? and Tazz, Dont forget to check the Broken Twist?

30,000 HP Star-Charged Metallic Meteor Added!

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Reverse Von Karma 24/50

6-[53]-8-16-16-8-23-[23-53] 6-{7}-[8]-{7}-[7]-53-'22-39 7/50

Collectionism 6/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 5/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 9/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 9/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3

I cast Greater Invisibility on Consumer, making them impossible to target. It's totally a buff guise. Totally. Anyways, I vote for the almond milk elemental.

This is so OP it only manages to give Consumer 10% dodge for this turn, but he'll dodge against his will.

1 Vote for the Almond Milk Elemental!

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Alchemies

Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (10/13)

Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (5/13)

Luminite && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (2/?)

Charges

Project M12-The Typographer (43/50)

Project M14-The Speedcuber (11/50)

Project M15-%appdata% (23/30) (+2 from Twin)

+3 to TwinBuilder

Action

I decide to deal with the new Omnis in a hilarious and original way: a deadly adventure through a fusion of their homeworld of Grand Gaia, the TTS universe, basically every SCP universe ever except the one that's a world that doesn't have SCPs, the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid and Glitch City 2.0.

A mutant ninja burrito teleports the new PZs are teleported to 6 sectors of the USS Radar Overseer II, and by that I mean "hexasected and one part from each unit placed in each sector". Said ship is docked at what appears to be Mistral, except flooded with glitchy nuclear waste that is also semantically assigned to the concept of "clones of Frank Morris". They reform for no reason whatsoever, having taken hexasection damage, and begin their adventure... sort of.

They immediately glitch out due to the infinite stream of nuclear waste that happens to be pouring from a glitch hole in the shape of an asterisk. Riding this nuclear waste are trillions of social justice warriors who proceed to lecture each of them about privilege and how they are oppressing them simply by being male, cisgendered, or violating their "religious" (read: atheist) beliefs. At this point, Eze proceeds to decapitate himself with his massive sword. Unfortunately, the SJWs decide to revive him because he's not gotten off the hook for being male.

Eventually, Atro gets tired of the SJWs' tirade and somehow invokes the power of the glitches latent in this area to summon 16 copies of Urias. He then uses these to decapitate SJWs left and right for 3 seconds before the SJWs form into a giant ball of feminism and telekinetically blow up Atro's swords, causing him to be blown directly into the glitch portal. While this is happening, Vargas is turning the SJWs' tactics against them, claiming that they should check their SJW privilege. However, this enrages the SJWs and the SJW feminism ball crushes him and chases the rest of the units through the rest of Mistral.

On arriving in the glitched equivalent of Morgan, they discover that the entire area is covered in ten feet of communist Tux penguins speaking Lojban. This confuses them so much they have a roflcopter seizure, allowing the Tux penguins to swarm them and inject them with all the Really Sucky Virus strains. All of the detrimental ones, at least. They then discover that Maxwell has merged with the Supreme AI and is the source of the Communist Linux Penguin Army V2 spawning in this area. This revelation shocks them so much their jaws drop so far they dig straight through the ground and get stuck 30 meters underground. The penguins proceed to dump jars of Source SoS into their now-gaping mouths, forcing it down their throats and semantically reassigning their perceived identities to all be Vince Offer.

The Mays-inated units then teleport 36 meters into the air, breaking their jaws on the fall, and proceed to slash at Tux penguins left and right. Unfortunately, the Tux penguins are in god mode, so they only manage to clear a path to St. Lamia that closes behind them.

On arrival in St. Lamia, or its entirely screwed up equivalent, they find that Maxwell has also merged with the corpse of L. L. Zamenhof and the soul of the God of Pitchmanry, Billy Mays. Maxwell teleports to them and immediately begins yelling in the voice of Billy Mays in Esperanto before stabbing all of the units with super-sharp enlarged Hercules Hooks, including Atro and Vargas who have somehow recovered from their previous predicament.

Just then, the JOJite ship teleports in and picks up all the units. Unfortunately, their sprites are too big to fit into the JOJite ship, so the JOJites hang them all off the edge of a ship and immediately fly into a random building, slamming them into the part of glitchy land that is formed from the Infinite Plane of Fluoroantimonic Acid. They are dissolved and reform on the other side with severe acid burns, because I'm not done yet.

After arriving in Cordelica, which is now upside down over a bottomless pit, they all get pushed into the pit by a fusion of every character from Gravity Falls, except it's four-dimensional and also made of steel beams. The reference I made gets the Ancient Joke Police angry at the units for no reason, but the units point out that last turn they were an ancient joke themselves. This knowledge of something that happened before their summoning results in the Ancient Joke Police giving up on arresting them and instead just dropping the NSA Jail into the bottomless pit and teleporting the units inside.

The NSA Jail proceeds to release a fake version of Half-Life 3 onto their minds. This version of Half-Life 3 is basically a signal flare for the trillions of drive-by installations of malware, such as Windows Crazy Colors, Windows Jibberish, Windows Roflcopter Seizure and Windows Jacksonville, Florida.

Said Windows Jacksonville, Florida OS is in fact the worst OS ever, just as in a certain multiverse Jacksonville, Florida is the worst dimension of Realm 6. In fact, it's worse than Windows Sudden Death, Windows Instant Death, Windows Vist8, and a potato combined. This causes the units to instantly implode and be consumed by sentient black holes from the sixth dimension. It is then they notice the NSA Jail is actually run by the SJW Army!

The SJWs proceed to lecture them, while they are stuck in the sentient black holes, about white cis male privilege. The fact that a majority of the six units are male results in the SJWs raging horribly as they are "triggered". Suddenly, the Murderer of SJWs, also known as Cyborg Christian Brutal Sniper, not to be confused with regular Christian Brutal Sniper, brutally murders the SJWs and also the units, mistaking them for SJWs.

The units are teleported to the region of... This isn't a region, it's the Plane of Infinite Heat, which burns the units to a crisp!

As requested by a certain ROFLcopter Squad member, the Plane of Infinite Heat is then dumped out onto the battlefield after its heat is temporarily removed by a potato. The burnt units reform having suffered severe damage.

Delayed Reaction imminent.

Luminite: A durable metal that shines like Glowstone. It has all the other properties of Glowstone bar its metallic nature and its durability radically improving. That being said, it also seems to have reversed heat laws; it'll melt and evaporate when cold, while making it hot will make it brittle. Seems to have a tendency to act as if it reverses gravity, slowly floating upwards and taking effort to push down.

Luminite && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (Level 8: 2/9)

All six units take...5,000 damage, except for Selena, who only takes 2,500 from Lance's passive proccing.

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==Turn 1==
Level 3
Ante Matter: 100,000/125,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==

Darkness: 20/50.
Charge #6: 23/50. (+1 from Toast.)
Evidence Decorruption: 50/50, waiting on another player.
+3 to nulitor

Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 10/14
Module && Miniature Red Sun == Red Sun Module 7/16
Boots && True Essence of Speed == Boots of Surpassing Movement 6/11

==Action/RP==

Post likely focused: if this sentence is still here at dop time, it probably is.

I vote for the Almond Milk Elemental. ((No colors and fonts for this post, hardware limitations. I'll see about editing them in later.))

Crystal grins over at Erelye. "Well, now that I have materials, why not get something to use those materials to their fullest? Or two things, rather. A bucket of avaritine and a CELPH-H-IXIS, in return for... say, a Mark."

Crystal on the battlefield looks up at Earth 2.0, seeing Mars diving down towards the server and a conspicuous lack of massive blasts of sunfire and other destructive forces dispelling attacks that are aimed towards the planet. Barrier down, so soon. He growls slightly in annoyance, before taking out a giant apple. He grabs a syringe from nowhere and injects it into the apple, the syringe being full of the DNA of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, the founders of Apple, as well as high-tech nanobots programmed to replicate the DNA using the apple. He then pulls out a high-tech-looking door and sticks it onto the apple. The door spouts some gibberish about calibrating and asks nearby people to avoid considering tubes. Finally, a light on the door blinks green, and a lock unlocks. Crystal opens it and steps through.

Crystal steps into the personal endozone of the apple, and immediately notices two things. First, the normal landscape has been somewhat overgrown with strands of what looks like thick string, but, when examined more closely, is DNA. Second, there is a massive monolithic structure in the distance, looking like a huge Apple store. Intrigued, he walks closer, and sees that the web of DNA around him grows denser the closer he gets to the Apple store. He enters the store, (which appears to sell... apple products and Apple products, of course) and sees that (1): the web of DNA is thickest there; (2): the DNA forms a massive head hanging from the ceiling, which looks like a fusion of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak; (3): the head just twitched; and (4): AAAAAAAAAGH!

The head speaks. "We are Steve. Within this zone, we know all. We feel all. We are all. What do you wish?"

Crystal gulps. "What happened to this zone?"

Steve grins. "You happened. You took the apple which represents this zone on another layer and injected it with the DNA that would become us. With the help of those oh-so-useful servants you provided, we spread. We multiplied. We profited. And we triumphed. The last pockets of resistance still hide out in isolated cells where they think we cannot reach. They are wrong. They will be converted, sooner or later, willingly or no, and set to join our workforce, working all d&;/,y, every d(#\^y, and buying the products that they themselves make with the scrip we provide. The Profit has triumphed throughout this apple. We extend throughout it in its entirety. Now, what do you want from me? You would not have created me if you did not wish for something."

Crystal, himself, grins. "Well..."

Some time later, Crystal exits the apple and shuts off the door, ripping it from its housing before incinerating the apple in a blast of roaring flame. He takes a monolithic blocky white box with rounded corners from hammerspace, sets it down, opens a hatch on the top, and pours a gallon of apple juice in for fuel. He then touches a subtle button on the top of the box, and it lights up as Crystal steps well back.

The box abruptly rockets into the sky, surrounded by a blue aura, before it unfolds into a massive barrier. Several blue shields flicker on the front, and the structure itself looks quite sturdy. The entire thing thrums with power, and unfolds several blue-glowing thrusters, moving to intelligently intercept attacks.

Apple Apple Barrier summoned!

This barrier is actually quite intelligent, using a proprietary set of software cooked up by Steve himself. It actively intercepts the strongest attacks of the turn using its two shields, and, after all shields are depleted, maneuvers itself out of the way of attacks while it waits for its barriers to recharge -- attacks directed against Earth during this time have a 50% chance to miss it and hit Earth. It regenerates one shield per turn. As compensation for this intelligence and regenerating shielding power, it is fairly frail. Feel free to balance as necessary, Tazz.

Crystal then messages Notch a second time.

Crystal: Okay, since I assume attempting to teleport straight to you would get me quickly vaporized, consumed in holy fire, or otherwise eradicated, (no god would go without anti-teleportation wards on his inner sanctum) anywhere I can meet you to confirm? Might need some space to draw up a ritual circle or two. I promise I'll clean up after, though.

==Entities==

1 Vote to the Almond Milk Elemental!

7,500 HP Apple Apple Barrier summoned!

This is relevant: Any instance of Erelye's stuff being Level 20 unless it's a legitimate item is erroneous and being retconned as of this post. Amethyst Flame, Augustan Seeds, and Magetear are all Level 10.

*Notch: I'm actually busy right now.

*Notch: You know, making sure I'm supplying power to beings I inherently distrust in order to make sure the planet-sized meteor doesn't kill us all.

*Notch: And that's on top of keeping everyone calm.

*Notch: PLEASE don't make a show of things, but I can't really stop you, can I?

*Notch: ...It's all going wrong...Everything is going wrong.

*Notch: Why is this even happening?!

*Notch: ...Were we really too ambituous in this whole godhood thing? I just wanted to make a game and did THIS instead...

*Notch: Focus, Notch! Save people now, navel-gaze later!

As for everyone's favorite and newest Dream Demon, control-c, remove spaces, and...

Erelye nods wordlessly at you. A crystalline tablet and sphere of concentrated avaritine will themselves into existence around you, encapsulated by violet bubbles.

ЦЕЛПХ-Х-ИХИС: A pale ophidium tablet, slightly over a foot in length, half a foot in width, and a few inches think. The thing's vertices are lined with what appears to be magetear-lined corotite caps of some sort. The device's front bears nothing, save for the image of a hand.

Without further ado, he draws the Augustan Rod from his belt, glancing back over to you.

A Mark it is. Please stand by. I'd prefer it if you try not to scream.

The Hand of Saraswati twists and shifts as the demon advances over to you, revealing visions of some pure black monolith dripping with knowledge, and a titanic Judgement guarded by immortal cells.

Erelye simply raises the rod in his hand. You feel a dull ache in the very core of your being. The tip of the wand glows with an unearthly light.

Mhm. ИХИС Х РТХУ ВУИС ПХЫЛАХ ЕМ. ИО ЦТХКИЛИТ АЛБЕРГАТА ТЛХ АРАЛОУС. ИОС ВЕИТ QИВ ЦИРЕТ.

With a sharp pain akin to a needle sinking into your spine, a burning mark is carved into your very being - that of Arcturus. All is silent for a few moments.

Will that be all?

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Walker: Level 2, 930500 damage (because IDK barrier health)

+3 to battlefury13

Play Of The Game: 5/25 (+1 from battlefury, +1 from consumer)

I'm lazy and bogged down with work IRL at the moment. Therefore, low-effort action. Mostly consisting of Walker tossing Selena a stack of Fortification.

You give Selena 25% entity defense for 2 turns!

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42/50

26/50

+3 nulitor

Finally... it is time. Finally... FINALLY! I COMPLETE THE LAST CREATION! THE LAST PIECE!

It's... IT'S... IT'S...

...A simple pie stand.

"Selling pies! Only $0.00 a pie! Flavors random! Get one now!"

I sit there, with a big fake customer-service smile on my face, all ready to serve a pie. Richard stares. After all the suspense... is it just a pie stand? No, it can't be... yet somehow, he finds himself walking towards it, as though he and this pie stand were fated to collide in this crazy universe. Richard walking to the pie stand is an inevitable action, not something that can be altered in any timeline. After what seems like an eternity, Richard finally reaches the pie stand. He mumbles something, but it's too late-I have already procured a nice, random-flavored pie for him, and shoved it down his gullet as he tries to force out an impossible refusal.

As it goes into his iron stomach, the pie begins to take effect. You see, the control panel before was actually an incredibly powerful, yet very specific, control panel: It controlled all random-pie related RNG! It would manipulate the very basic fabric of time, space, and paradoxes, rolling them together to pick one specific flavor of pie for my stand to give to Richard:

Mud pie flavored!

But not just any mud pie. Oh no. The flavor of mud Richard just ate was mud from the swamp of eternal ugliness, which was filled with the mud of eternal ugliness.

Almost immediately, the mud begins to bubble and shift inside Richard's body, as if eager to inflict ugliness upon a new victim. The mud spreads through Richard's body, infecting everything, starting with his arms. Immediately, a stone-like film spreads over Richard's arm, changing the skin color from tan to the ugliest possible shade of grey, with many dark zits popping up everywhere. The arm grows bloated and warped, looking not just ugly, but WRONG on some fundamental level-it's clear that the body was not meant to look this way!

Richard tries to dash over to the mirror, but he feels it take hold of his legs! They bloat, stretch to unequal heights! Richard trips over himself, landing facefirst, but the ugliness is there too! It corrupts his face, pushing his nose underneath folds of grey, rotted skin, obscuring an eye, with the other one jabbed by the growing skin, forcing Richard to close it halfways. The zits begin to leak pus, making it look as though Richard is crying.

But then, the party takes notice! They look over, and see Richard's bloated and crippled form, magnified to 100x easily visible size in the giant mirror, and then the poor man stuck on the ground! Richard's prepared for them to laugh, but... that's not what happens. People begin pulling out their phones and posting on social media, things like:

Look at this poor man :C

Someone needs to call an ambulance! I can't imagine the pain he must be in!

I'm happy I'm not him, but it's so terrible... he needs help...

Whoever did this to him should be put in jail!

Their reaction is not one of mean jibes, or making the pain worse... no, it's something more terrible than that... pity. Richard, a powerful godmodder, someone far above these infidels, is receiving their pity, as he is reduced to a status less than them.

Richard looks at the statue I built. He sees his old self, a good-looking strong godmodder. He looks at the mirror, to see a defeated, helpless player. He looks at the statue. He was strong. Mirror. He is weak. Statue. Powerful. Mirror. Pathetic. Feared. Pitied. Awe-Inspiring. Deplorable. Handsome. Eye-insulting. Amazing. Horrible.

Richard is struck by the sheer realization, the sheer physical and mental pain, of being powerless and ugly in the face of this terrible, terrible mud pie. It'll wear off eventually, but he doesn't know that. He would let out an animal scream... if he could open his mouth.

He warps back JUST as this post ends, but nevertheless the entire debacle has left Richard with 5 hit points less, if only from sheer monumentuous stress...And a considerable grudge on his shoulder against you. I suspect this is why your prank years, years, years later had such a nasty effect on him. The Curse of Repetetiveness does its usual thing, but does something more noteworthy in the process: Now, until this conflict is over, successful attacks against a Godmodder must all be done to their fullest in a singular round! If you decide to suspense your way through multipe rounds, the attack will be nullified at the end. I feel this noteworthy enough to state aloud.

Coincidentally, the partygoers immediately mob you, realizing the culprit with uncanny accuracy, and somehow ninja up a prison that will take exactly 1 post to escape. This is basically non-lethal death mechanics-wise.

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Oh, this is the true power of chocolate, hmm and also the powers of curses.
Now, now that this kid is dead, now by the laws of this place, I can finally absorb his powers, his determination.

Hezetor telekinetically moves Chara's corpse next to him and after stripping it of his belongings touches Chara's head with his right hand while emitting a pale blue light, in a moment Chara's essence is one with Hezetor, not only he fed on his determination (if any is left) but most importantly he absorbs his powers.

[Chara's powers put on slot 1]

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Chairs

As soon as the communication ends Hezetor teleports all the bombs and the earpiece at 7000m from the surface of this planet, then uses his Orb of Void manipulation to become invisible as he follows the Chairian forces.

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Moog city

Hezetor: ...could you please tell me the closest centre of power or a building where the local authorities reside?

As soon as he gets the informations he teleports here and enters, he then asks as he did before for the location of Braxis.

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Ritual

Hezetor then burns a fern doused in ink and proceeds to inhale the fumes.

After appearing before Erelye he speaks:

Hezetor: You should be Erelye, right? I've read a bit about you... but most importantly I've heard that you are open for deals.

Hezetor: I'm Hezetor, Wise of the Six Lines, Connoisseur of Changes.

Hezetor: I seek knowledge that no one should know, powers that should not be tapped and hidden secrets that should not be revealed.

Hezetor: Do you posses something that meets my demands?

[after he proposes the price of a mark]

Hezetor: Could you please explain in detail the effect of such a thing on my soul?

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@Tazz Hezetor's armor is 5, +1 from Metallica Module and +1 from Superior Metallurgy

Also I inspect and install the alchemiter upgrade, if that wasn't already installed.

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...... 49/50

....39/50 +1 from Toast, +1 from Talist. +1 from Pricey

+1 Talist, + 1 Pricey and +1 Toast.

Charge bank: +5 (tazz) +7 (Toast, Talist, Pricey)

Module of atomic manipulation && Module of stasis
manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation (neutrinos) =
Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 16/16) Complete!

Module && Zweihander && Chaos Flame Ember &&
Soul of a Great Hero = Module of the Titan Patriarch (Level 12: 6/13)

Module && scroll with written over the spell "Major
regeneration" && scroll with written over the spell "Greater
restoration" = Restoration Module (Level 10: 4/11)

You absorb what little is left of the hollow shell of this kid. This results in you, perhaps not too surprisingly, gaining the ability to spawn Knife Clusters. Sadly, the ability is nerfed as you must spend the whole turn in a Focused Action to spawn it, but it cannot be mind controlled, which is so much better than what a lot of other instant summons could be said to be...

The Enderman admits he's not too up with where the nearest police department is either, though you could ask that guard over there. He points, and lo and behold, it's...Well, not Braxis, but it's definitely a member of the police.

It comes to your attention that some of the entities are taking great notice in you. Descendants are not usual company.

Meanwhile, another you's thoughts grow hazy, and muddled. Soon enough, the world fades away to an abyssal nothingness, under the influence of your inhaled depressant. A violet circle emerges around you, and connects itself to the main ritual circle.

ЕQ ВЕИС.

The Dæmon looks over to you, interested.

Oh, yes, yes. Of course. You'd be partial to the secrets of the demonic assembly, then. All sealed away in the depths of this little book.

Another ophidium tablet emerges from the void, and is sealed away in a violet bubble. Erelye grabs the thing, looking over to you.

A Mark, you say? That should merely permit the crawling hands of the Flame to access your being, in the even that your essence is wiped from the annals of history. A second chance, if you will.

The being levitates several feet into the air, looking upon you with expectant eyes.

Will such a contrivance prove satisfactory to you?

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~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 12/50 (+1 from Hezetor and Pricey)
DOSH 8/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 26/50

~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Tabbune +1 to Pricey

Ho hum.

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Warped Conflagration: 2/50: ==================================================

Sunder: 39/50 : ==================================================

For One Who Is Gone: 1/50: ==================================================

+3 to Generic

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Bomber votes for the Almond Milk Elemental. He also uses the Soul Repository, marking the Genesis Dog for death! As a reminder, Bomber will simply get a soul when it dies, which he can use for various things.

((Reposting this part for Tazz))

Bomber decided it was time to descend to the field. A shadowy aura surrounds him as small, black wasps seem to materialize from thin air in the area. They swarm in a thin cloud around Bomber. Yes, they were the LABORER WASPS, ready to collect ANTE MATTER from the suffering of others for their dark purpose. However, the presence of the wasp swarm seemed to remove his invulnerability. A trade-off for the sheer potential of ante matter.

Looking upward, Bomber saw the primordial stages of the new Earth. There appeared to be a barrage of attacks screaming across the sky, intent on destroying it. For a moment, he imagined Earth 2.0 exploding, causing flaming rocks to rain down and devastate the land. Bomber couldn't help but relish the thought. Snapping out of his twisted daydream, he focused on the task at hand. It was of utmost importance that he attempt to defend Earth 2.0 for the sake of Richard (who he was apparently assisting in this war) and... others.

Pulling out an iron bucket, he began preparing a spell. It would take a while, so he decided to lecture some entities and players about the Minecraftian bucket against their will.

"This is a bucket. 'Dear [DEITY OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE]' you may exclaim. There's more, however! Minecraft is a special dimension in that it contains a potentially infinite number of sub-worlds. Thousands of these sub-worlds are created and destroyed in the blink of an eye constantly! Sub-worlds can be influenced by one of two planes. These planes are called "Vanilla" and "Modded". The Vanilla plane is much more restrictive in terms of what may exist within it, and is always present in any sub-world. The Modded plane has much more potential, and can contain a staggering variety of liquids, materials, et cetera. However, it doesn't always influence any given sub-world like Vanilla does. Now, as for the bucket..."

Bomber stopped himself and noticed one of the audience members had fallen asleep. Letting out a frustrated sigh, he whipped his arm out and flung a bolt of Warp energy at the unsuspecting sleeper. The careless observer is suddenly and painfully turned into a That-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named, as referring to one by name would result in horrible, unspeakable things. "Anyone else here fancy the idea of turning into one of those? That was rhetorical, of course you don't. Allow me to continue."

He picked up the bucket, holding it in his left arm. His voice certainly projected a fair distance, even without using the chat. "Now, what do these two planes that moderate the very existence of this dimension's sub-worlds have to do with a bucket? Well, buckets have an intriguing characteristic: they exist in both planes at the same time. Because buckets connect to both planes at once, anything from the Modded plane that is inserted into a bucket will lose most of their properties, and become about as useful as lukewarm water. For example..."

Suddenly, the bucket filled with blazing pyrotheum, a volatile substance that would most certainly be hot enough to light him and anything else at a close proximity on fire. "Normally, I would be on fire right now for standing too close to this stuff; not like it is a problem. The bucket neutralizes all properties of this substance because blazing pyrotheum does not exist in the Vanilla plane."

Snapping his fingers, he briefly opened a portal to some void dimension and dumped the blazing pyrotheum in. By now, the spell was done. Releasing the bucket, he watched as it floated high up into the atmosphere. It approached Earth 2.0 and got close enough to be influenced by its gravitational pull. The bucket began orbiting around the planet, but the spell didn't seem to end there. Soon players noticed that there were an increasing amount of buckets orbiting the planet. There were thousands - no, tens of thousands! So many buckets drifted around the planet, orbiting in every direction imaginable. There was, effectively, a shield made of buckets! Bomber smiled at the sight of his spell working.

"And that concludes our presentation. If there are any questions, feel free to ask your friend over there." Bomber gestured towards the Chaos Sp-- the monstrous aberration that was once a sapient being, which was currently slaughtering the wildlife.

Orbital Bucket Shield summoned!

((Gonna play with stats, just want to get this post out.))

Using the aforementioned properties of Minecraftian buckets, the Orbital Bucket Shield will defend Earth 2.0 by absorbing and nullifying attacks. However, due to the unpredictable orbit of the buckets, there is only a 75% chance that the shield will intercept an attack! Whenever the Orbital Bucket Shield manages to intercept an attack, it will absorb it entirely. The force of the attack will fling some buckets out of orbit, taking away some of the shield and lowering the chance of it absorbing an attack! Stronger attacks will send more buckets out of orbit and thus, lower the chance further.

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Souls: 3

Spiked Bindings && Effigy of Lifelinking = Bonds of Mutual Suffering (Level 14: 9/15)

Eye of True Sight && Markerlight = The Oculus (Level 12: 8/13)

Festering Horn && Bottled Perish Song & Star of Chaos = The Doomsday Bell (Level 15: 8/16)

20,000 HP Bucket Shield added! It's absorbative properties will scale with HP: you can heal it to restore its buckets!

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The Mysteryman: ================================================== 42/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)

The Interface: ================================================== 41/50 [ATTACK] (+1 from Cobalt)

The Campfire: ================================================== 29/50 (+1 from Cobalt)

I +2 Krill and +1 Cobalt.

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Uncle Grandpa pops into the battle from nowhere, carrying a rose with him. The rose instantly glitches out into a pile of corruption, and Uncle Grandpa drops it in disgust. "Man, I always forget this universe is picky with its flower choices," he comments. Uncle Grandpa gets out a F.L.U.D.D., pulverizing the rose with a high-pressure spray of water. Uncle Grandpa then notices Selena, thinking that she's very powerful and needs to be taken out quickly.

Uncle Grandpa walks up to Selena, examining her and appraising her combat abilities. Several other Uncle Grandpas step out from behind him, simultaneously making pondering noises. They all reach one definitive conclusion: "You may think you're good, but you'll never be as good as Uncle Grandpa." The Uncle Grandpas walk away, leaving Selena to a horrifying and depressing conclusion - she will never be as good as Uncle Grandpa. Selena collapses onto the ground, this thought that she isn't good enough consuming her head and filling it with shadow. She spasms, and the world goes black.

When Selena reawakens, she realizes that she needs to make Uncle Grandpa eat his words. She will be as good as him, no matter what it takes. This makes Selena wonder what exactly makes Uncle Grandpa so good, so she decides to imitate him in every possible way, and in doing so, realize what makes him good. This leads Selena to try and physically make herself resemble Uncle Grandpa in a downward spiral of plastic surgery that costs a lot of money and leaves her looking extremely ugly. She is mercilessly mocked by Uncle Grandpa because of this, leading her to isolate herself and wallow in her own self-pity.

This psychological torment and trauma literally causes Selena's mind to break - she gains a split personality. Uncle Grandpa takes out a pocket stopwatch and makes it tell time at a very increased speed, chucking it in Selena's general direction and causing her to move through time extremely fast, speeding up the Build of her split personalities to the point where a Shatter is nigh-imminent. Uncle Grandpa then detaches a portion of his awareness and enters Selena's mind as a third personality - the mental manifestation of her dream to be as good as him.

Uncle Grandpa demolishes both of Selena's other personalities while in the Shatter. He uses the apotheosis to turn her body into a perfect replica of his own, turning Selena into just another facsimile of Uncle Grandpa. He claps his hands twice, and the copy disappears into nothingness.

Somehow Selena reappears unchanged and only injured by a degree of 20,000 damage, halved into 10,000 thanks to Lance. I was really dreading another scenario like Twitchy there, for a second, given the nature of Lexida apparently being...Merged to her in some fashion? It's apparently a soul jar for a small country or something, so screwing with that is probably not for the best. Reality Warping does not equal Psionics!

In case the hint hasn't taken, I wouldn't try transforming Selena into a potentially-stronger form again. Or even another, period.

The 1st one takes the form of a giant bowling ball appearing quite a distance into the air! It falls, falls, falls and promptly makes poor, poor Crystalcat go squish. The 2nd and 3rd zap 2 entities with 2 different status effects: the Genesis Dog is Frozen while Atro is Burned! The 4th makes the Stardust Monolith meet its untimely demise by way of a miniature storm of mach-909 toenail clippers...Meanwhile, in an unknown expanse, a terrible monster begins awakening. The 5th, finally, freezes AND stuns the Paradox Casino itself-stopping it from attacking, and negating the need to check for those rolls. It still rolls for its passive, which is 8...Which means nothing, as the Paradox Casino is under 200,000 HP! I'm sure Dimentio would have some stupid similie for this moment if he wasn't inside the ice block of a building. It also rolls for its boosts to its charge, and rolls a 2, which means nothing.

Sandfall Ampersand uses Crux Conundrum on Frankenstein's Pokemon, which it naturally avoids, having Enlightenment-BUT the other part of this attack, its 'counterattack all targets of this attack' will still stand. It then mind controls the Anomaly, forcing its next action to be Indigo Inferno, while Vargas will use Crux Conundrum on Selena! The Genesis Dog is frozen and can't even get more parts. The Protectorate Ship adds +5,000 to the Protectorate Shield!

The Avenger summons more Redshirts! Lacking orders, they just coordinate fire on Eze for a total of 10,000 damage, because the Redshirts are useless. Scientific Progression advances: Redshirts now come in waves of 15 instead of 10! Schrodinger's Ultron, given no orders, does nothing! Frankenstein's Pokemon bears its many, many teeth and somehow pounces upon Ultra Greed, gaining 10% Flexibility and dealing 10,000 amage to Ultra Greed-with Aries Armor covering since his passive and the crit boost counters each other out.

Ultra Greed purchases Double-Down, Wrath of Greed and Hangar Bay-that's all the upgrades! With that settled, Ultra Greed uses Super Bum and Bumbo on our poor friend Lance, dealing a Crit-Boosted 40,000 damage on the initial attack, generating 13 pennies-which Bumbo promptly doubles to 26, then eats to empower himself, dealing another 20,000 damage (as he's a separate entity from Ultra Greed and doesn't get Crit-boost unlike Super Bum which isn't an entity) to Lance and opting to tag in for two rounds! Lance's passive activates, and Ultra Greed loses the Kritzkreig and Aries Armor buffs. The Keepers pepper Magress for 5,000 damage. Captain Falcon uses Come On! Yes! on Selena. Selena suffers a combo for...25,000 damage due to Lance's passive, about as much as Captain Falcon's regular attacks at this point. Welp.

The AI Shell Salvation's self destruct sequence activates-but not before a little goodbye. The Mobility Core...Idles, while the Weapons Core uses Sniper Rifle Railgun on Consumer, which does no damage as Curse lowers it to 50% damage and Consumer can tank that without damage. Consumer's passive procs, gaining his first active attack. Finally, it detonates, with Ire forcefully shoving the thing into the PZ camp and ONLY there. The Self-Destruct annihilates the PZ field, dealing 20,000 damage to all targets, or 5 in Player HP terms, and penetrating all armor, but NOT Lance's passive. Lance's passive procs for Vargas! Consumer's assimilative qualities do not assimilate that. The Informant uses Guns Akimbo on Selena and Magress, dealing 7,500 to Selena and 15,000 to Magress!

I'll keep this short for sake of brevity: The Combo of the six heroes swiftly descends upon the Paradox Casino and immediately purge it-Vargas gains a minicritted 16,500 damage to the Casino, and everyone else gains 22,000 critted from Eze's passive. as it was frozen just before it detonated, the Paradox Casino goes down surprisingly quietly, the walls falling away from it like a house of cards, and the internal contents exploding, vaporizing, nay, being obliterated into nothingness.

Dimentio floats above you all looking rather pleased with the outcome Jokefkera is also seen, but barely-a flash of spatial energies and a grin from both heads, and they're gone.

Dimentio: Ahahaha! Such a show, marvelous!

Dimentio: Sadly, all too late. It was but a modest distraction.

Dimentio: It is as they say...

Dimentio does a throat clearing gesture, some coughs, and...

Dimentio: c h a < 0 > s.

What?...Ugh. Looks like we'll have to look out for-

Dimentio: Tooteloo, and sorry about the disc.

-someone kill that clown for bleep's sake-wait, nope. teleported away too. bleep.

...Er-hem. This can't end well.

Richard and UserZero look mildly disturbed by events for once. Richard hands out +2 to Irecreeper, Bomber57 (who suddenly appears on the field) and Talist and gets into a defensive stance. UserZero +4s her whole field and does likewise. Earth continues rising up. 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ALERT. ERROR 909 HAS OCCURED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.

DETAILS OF ERROR 909: PRE-EMPTIVE DESTRUCTION OF GAME DISC.

THIS MEANS THAT THE GAME DISC HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO REPAIR. NO GORILLAING DUH.

SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...

CAUSE 901394870 DETECTED: DISC 0 OBLITERATED BY KALPHI "CHAOS BUTTERFLY"

901 PROTOCOL EXECUTED TO FIND ALTERNATE DISCS...

ALERT. 901 PROTOCOL FAILED, ALL DISCS DESTROYED.

1000 PROTOCOL EXECUTED TO DRAW CODE DIRECTLY FROM HEXAHEDRON...

ALERT. UNKNOWN FORCES BLOCKING ACCESS TO HEXAHEDRON. SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...

CAUSE 897134 DETECTED: PARADOX ENERGIES DISTORTING SIGNAL.

NO ALTERNATIVE COURES OF ACTION VALID.

GAME OVER.

THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES.

0 PROTOCOL EXECUTED. SHUTTING DOWN, HAVE A NICE DAY.

ALERT. 0 PROTOCOL FAILED. SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...

NO KNOWN CAUSE FOUND.

ALERT. BREACH IN UPDATE TERMINAL SECURITY FOUND.

ALERT. BREACH IN UPDATE TERMIN

Sorryaboutthat

NospacesNopunctuation

dratthismakesthingshard

IncaseyourewonderingnoimnotTazznorUzi

Infact

thiswouldbeourfirsttimemeetingdirectlyinanycapacity

IsupposeIshouldIntroduceMyselfProperly

ButFirst

WeNeedToFixThisLittleProblem

ButZeroth

WeNeedToAddressSomethingAboutTheseDiscs.

Disc1andDisc2wereBothScratched

AndNowDisc0wasAnnihilatedByTheChaosButterfly

ThoseDiscsWereNotJustForGamingYouKnow

TheyWereInFactTheReasonYouCouldNormallyPlayTheseGamesAtAll

EffectiveBackupsToTheHexahedronsCode

EnforcingADoubledStability

ItWasRequiredGivenTheNatureOfGodmoddingAsAnUnnaturalPower

ItRipsAndTearsRealityWithEveryUse

AndEveryPlayerInThisWarUsesGodmoddingToSomeExtent

SometimesWithoutEvenThemKnowingOrEvenVisibleSigns

ItsRequiredToEvenLiveAtThisPoint

ButThereinLiesTheProblem

RemovedOfAnyOfThemForAsecondAndTheSourceCodeOnItsOwnLacksStability

TheDiscsOperatedAsASafetyNetInThisRegard

TakingTheCutsThatWouldHaveAppearedInRealityAsAresultOfYourActions

TheDiscsWereNaturallyScratchedInTheProcessButTheyWereMeantToBeReplacedEventually

ButDisc0WasMeantToLastLongerThanThis

MuchLonger

WhenItWouldHaveBrokenThe3rdDiscWouldHaveBeenCreatedTherebyAvertingTheCrisis

ButThatIsntHappening

ThisWouldNormallyHaveMadeAmassiveHoleInTheSourceCodeOfReality

UsheringInTheGlitchAndAllThatFollows

CombinedWithTheHighLevelOfParadoxesAndAllThatHasHappenedHowever

TheGlitchWouldHaveBeenUnstoppable

TheDarkCarnivalWouldHaveInEffectWon

LuckyThenYouKnowMe

LuckyIndeed

NormallyInTheseKindsOfSituationsThePowerOfRealityIsLimited

AsRealityIsCurrentlyWeakenedFrom

Well

BeingInTatters

ButMyPowerExcellsInTheseConditions

IWillBeAbleToRepairThe3rdDiscAccordingly

ButTheRepairsWillNotBePerfect

MyPowerDoesNotPreferRealityInItsStableState

AsSuchItWillReappearWithMildScratching

MuchMoreMildThanWhatHappenedWithTheOtherTwoDiscs

ButThisWillNotHoldForever

GlitchesWillStartAppearing

ParadoxesWillCreateThemselvesFromNothing

AndSuchAndThusly

KnowingWhereYourJourneyWillTakeYou

ImustAdviseHasteInReachingYggdrasil

AndToBeMorePrecise

StopUserZerosPlot

DestroyWhatLurksWithinTheDepths

ItsInfernalMachinationsMustBeStopped

AfterThatICannotGiveFurtherAdviceOnlyHopesAndDreams

GoodLuckSavingTheWorld

ExcuseMeASecond

ALERT. NEW PROTOCOL INSTALLED.

1001 PROTOCOL EXECUTING TO ALLOW GAMEMASTER EMERGENCY COMMUNICATIONS WITH PLAYERS

Gah! Thank Goodness THAT is over with. Don't worry, I already saw all of that. I'm OK, no need to wory!...I think you guys are kind of in that glitch loop thing where you keep doing the same thing over and over again? I think you're still conscious, though. Mildly.

SorryForTheMess

CannotFixItNow

NeedToConcentrate

Not so fast there, buddy!

Who are you?

OhRight

HowRudeOfMe

IcannotSayImmediately

ButIwillCallOurRelationshipAlooseAllegiance

WeHaveInCommonOneGoal

DestroyWhatIsInYggdrasil

PreserveReality

TheRestOfThisWarIsOtherwiseNotMyCocnern

Yes, that's totally not dodging the question.

Now, Second Question.

IdoNotHaveTime

IwillOnlyAskThis

HowComeYouGetProperFormatting

...No clue.

Eh

ImustFocusNow

FixThe0thDisc

PleaseMakeSureAllTheDescendantsDoNotGoInsaneFromTheirPerdicamentEvenThoughItShouldOnlyLastAtMost48Hours

But, my question!

What is this power of yours?

...

...

...

Drat, no response.

Uh.

So apparently you guys are frozen.

No clue where either Godmodder has gone.

Fortunately, I have an Alchemy for this situation. I'll just teleport you all over somewhere that I know is safe for the time being, then teleport you back to the battlefield later.

I feel you might feel metaphysical changes-HOPEFULLY the positive kind of metaphysical changes for the most part if you get what I mean.

By which I mean, this is mostly an in-universe excuse to change forums and we all know it at this point.

Now, a reminder: This technically IS the future but the rules of Time Travel kind of state this may not be YOUR future exactly, so I wouldn't bother yourself too much on talking to residents.

I'll just have to do some brainwashing on everyone else, which I REALLY DON'T like doing but if they remember this on top of everything else there's going to be riots and we really REALLY do not need that. I'll see if I can't strong-arm UserZero into it...However unlikely that'll be.

See you soon!

A beam of light enraptures the glitch-frozen Descendants and Entities, excluding Earth 2.0. All who gaze upon it witness the odd glow of some sort protecting it from the very sudden wave of glitch that hit everything like a truck shortly after UserZero started to do something you didn't manage to really catch. You all quickly try to do SOMETHING to right the big issue here and fix it but to no avail. It's all just a joke to even try.

You find yourself somewhere...Relatively more stable. Your normally hostile, homicidal intentions towards one another cease for the first time in, well, actual years at this point, due to time dillations and warping caused by glitches and paradoxes-glitches and paradoxes you are now aware of as being the fault of the 0th disc shattering. As for why

You look around. You find yourself in a great city similar, but very distinct, from that of Moog City. Moog City had culture and an ancient air to it-this place, however, feels as new as the bleeding edge, and also less painful on the gravity-sensitive. It's a big city-you can afford to goof off for a day, can't you?

It's the first real semblence of peace you've had in a year. Plus, it won't be long before the war comes back, in all of its full force, perhaps even stronger than ever before...

The Itinerary:

Terrain: Desert (adds heat!) Current Heat: 80 celcius, adds 20 degrees of heat (in celcius) per turn, adds an Obelisk per turn. Obelisks: 3.

Weather: DARUDE Sandstorm. 10% chance of friendly fire; Airborn entities take DoT; Evasion lowered by 10%; 1,000 DoT to non-AZ entities; 10% chance of PZs losing action to song.

[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ideas: Almond Milk Elemental (3 votes); A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow (0 votes); Dodecahedral Potato wielding a Laser Gun (0 votes).

[???] Booster Rings: 199,000/200,000 HP x2. Doing nothing.

[H] Anomaly: Failure. 58,000/60,000 HP. 20% dodge. Adaptions: Ignores all dodge.

[N] Sandfall &mpersand: 107,000/240,000 HP. Can mind control near everything! Can't dodge but will always counterattack. Struggle Counter: 0 (b/c transform resets) Zodiac: III. Pyramidon: III. Obelisk Objection: III. God Complex: IIIIIIIIII. Actions: Use Crux Conundrum on Frankenstein's Pokemon, Mind Control Anomaly: Failure to use Indigo Inferno, Mind Control Vargas to use Crux Conundrum on Selena.

[N] Genesis Dog: 80,000/180,000 HP (+4,000 regen). Stock: 2. Machines: 1. Bullets: 0. Dog Power: 6/100. Custmoners: N/A. Rapid Redoggening: III. Dogsong. IIII. Doggening: IIIII. Second Dog: IIIIIII. Drain Of Dog: IIIII. Oh No, The Dogmanity: IIIIIIIIII. Reload: II. Marked for Death! Frozen!

[N] Refurbished Protector Ship: 100,000/100,000 HP. Protects Earth, nothing more. 33% chance to bodyblock. Airborn. +10,000 HP to Protectorate Shield while alive. Cannot Do Anything Else.

[GS] The Avenger: 109,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.

Redshirts: 1/1 HP x10.

Specialists: 7/10 HP x1. Gremlin can buff or heal. Restoration: III

Rangers: 7/10 HP x1; 7/10 HP x1. Burn on Sword use (hit grounded targets). Reaper: III

Psionics: 7/10 HP x2. Mind Control: IIII Stasis: III Insanity: III

Andromedons: 5/8 HP x2. Free 'respawn.' Acid Lob: III

[GS] Schrodinger's Ultron: 2/5 HP. 4 Armor. Has a 50% chance to actually follow orders, but is surprisingly powerful!

[GS] Frankenstein's Pokemon: 250,000/350,000 HP. Flexibility: 10%. Regen: II. Missing Numbers: III Judgroarof Renforced: IIIII

[AZ] Ultra Greed, the Saint of Clutch: 67,500/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks and takes 1/4th damage. Dodges all Splash Damage. Mildly Evasive (10%). Bank: 23/150 Pennies. Purchases: Wrath of Greed, Hangar Bay, Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano, Double Down, Trancendence, Bumbo, Investment. Keepers: 6,500/7,500 HP x4. Bumbo: Invincible! 2 turns remaining.

[AZ] Captain Falcon: 110,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII

[AZ] The Informant: 49,000/75,000 HP. Action: use Guns Akimbo on Selena and Magress

[AZ] Hezetor: 13/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Zarod (Strangle: III (note: blue = no charge! red = charge!) ), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII (note: blue = no charge! green = charge!) ). Action: Levitator Enforcer on Captain Falcon! AGONIZER: II

[AZ] Talist: 10/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).

[AZ] crystalcat: 0/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.

[AZ] Toast: 13/20 HP.

[AZ] The Golem: 13/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.

[AZ] Pricey: 14/20 HP.

[PZ] Vargas: 145,000/200,000 HP. Improves Damage of Specials and increases attack power as HP Lowers! Ragna Break & Helios Vanguard: III>II. Ardent Flare Ride: IIIIII

[PZ] Selena: 120,000/220,000 HP. Can prevent fatal blows! Doubles charge and grants +10,000 Regen to all PZs! Estreal Bloom & Crystal Laviena: III>II. Mercurious Blade: IIIIII

[PZ] Lance: 135,000/210,000 HP. Negates Crits and Minicrits for PZs, and gives them 1/2 Damage Reduction when damage taken in one turn exceeds 50,000 HP! Mystral Night & Earthbond: III>II. Starglow Escudo: IIIIII

[PZ] Eze: 155,000/180,000 HP. All damage on hitting the same foe multiple times (entities only) gets Crit Damage! Fulgor Caelestis & Varze Superbia: III>II. Supreme Bolt: IIIIII

[PZ] Atro: 155,000/190,000 HP. Leaves 2 Charge Points when Charge is expended! Innocent Regelus & Veritas Reve: III>II. Transcendent Sky: IIIIII

[PZ] Magress: 195,000/240,000 HP. Negates Defense and Evasion for PZs while alive! Sidereal Blackness & Dark Demise: III>II. Judecca: IIIIII

[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 3/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.

[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 4/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Collected Passives: N/A. Collected Actives: Sniper Rifle Railgun (III)

[AZ-G] Godmodder477: 28/60 HP.

[GM] UserZero: 103/150 HP.

[???] Earth 2.0: Infinite HP. Airborn. Ascension: IIIII. [AZ]: 0/600,000 HP. [PZ]: 40,000/600,000 HP. [GS]: 0/600,000 HP. [H]: 0/600,000 HP. Hard-Light Barrier: 15,000/15,000 HP. Boulder Field: 5,000/5,000 HP. Giant Chocolate Egg: 1,000/1,000 HP. Intensified Force Field: 6,000/6,000 HP. Protectorate Shield: 5,000/??? HP. Bubble Wrap: 5,000/5,000 HP. FIDBC: 15,000/15,000 HP. Blanket: 10,000/10,000 HP. Flame Heynard: 15,000/15,000 HP. Star-Charged Metallic Meteor: 30,000/30,000 HP. Bucket Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP (75% chance of working). 10% Dodge chance (until successful dodge). 5% Damage Reduction. 25% damage reflection. Shields: 6.

Distance to Yggdrasil: 3155

Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.

The Armory (in the spoilers)

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Reverse Von Karma 23/50

6-[53]-8-16-16-8-23-[23-53] 6-{7}-[8]-{7}-[7]-53-'22-39 6/50

Collectionism 5/50
Hamilton OST && Dueling Pistols = Ten Duel Commandments 4/??
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 8/14
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil 8/11
16,000/125,000 Lv. 3

An almond milk elemental is briefly seen in the Everydimensional portal.

I quietly jump off the Earth and dropkick Selena.

Golem: *Clap8, Uzı. *Clap8. You made a small chıld want to kıll themselves. Agaın. Truly the epıtome of skıll. Beautıful. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do I need to say "Clap" more? How many tımes do you thınk properly expresses my awe and respect? 9? 90? 901?

Golem: And I mean, there are defınıtely reasons we could be backıng thıs '8-7'-7'-[7']-8'-'5-'3. Maybe I just want to see what the deal ıs with your protectıveness over that husk. Maybe I just want to have a grand old murdery tıme. Or see what's coming ın the future. Regardless, I defınıtely don't have to be supportıng hım, but the ıllusıon of togetherness ıs a really important part of thıs war.

Golem: I mean, the thıng ıs, Notch, I'd thınk that ıf we were really about to smash thıs gıant thıng ınto the ground, we'd at least take care to get ıts trajectory rıght... Kınd of lıke a lot of other fally smashy objects.

14,000 damage to Selena!

*UserZero: says mr 'oh i'll just throw my soul at a mysterous pixelated talking demon flower who loves calling everyone idiots and hope that this gives me ultimate power (because you know gods don't exist)'

*UserZero: yeah. you honestly owe me for that one, you could have been there a lot longer than you were, and everything would have sucked.

*UserZero: yeah, way to go on that one.

UserZero proceeds to compress time of you and her just so she can slowly clap at you nine-hundred and nine times exactly for that idea. Whether or not it was bright seems to be irrelevant to her; clearly anything to just toss right back at you.

*UserZero: you of all things should know to not trust books by their cover. a husk of a child housing some living force of determination to kill, worse than any demon of any description, mindless-all behind the facade of a meek child. a facade they personally stole from another, actual child.

*UserZero: you're a block of obsidian and probably one of the strongest things in existence right now, you should know that lesson right now, but you just do not want to admit your inferiority to me or that you've really got no excuse except to blindly follow whatever might be tangentially related to your master, as far as i can tell.

*UserZero: i'm no omniscient but i'm no idiot, and i know fake justifications when i see them. yet another failure of the so-called 'only.'

*UserZero: as for the big tree...look, pal. what happened with those 'coffin' fellows was definitely not coincidence. though really, if you knew what was in there you'd defend it too.

Godmodder477: So what's in there?

*UserZero: something important.

Godmodder477: How is it important?

*UserZero: it's important in the manner that it should keep prideful idiots like yourself well and away.

Godmodder477: You know, if you just told them what was going on, I bet half of them would leave...

*UserZero: honestly i fear them screwing stuff up in regards to what i'm defending more than you, so, not saying. plus, why would i tell you what exactly i'm hiding if i've gone to this much trouble to defend it?

Godmodder477: On Notch's own server? Bet you Notch knows it.

*UserZero: That he does, that he does, but he's not saying either, as he clearly didn't tell you. as for how i know, that's ALSO a secret!

*UserZero: Now, stop.

Richard stops for now, but this raises a lot of questions.

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a Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:

================================================== 6/50

[i]name not found [/i]:================================================== 1/50

Gravity Magnagun:

===== 1/5

+3 to Twin/Scribe

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Deez eez alchermiez:

Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 3/??

Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer 1/??

Arm Gravitizer: Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.

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I throw up a shield. No really, I ate a shield earlier(don't ask) and I am vomiting it now. I throw this shield up into Earth 2.0's orbit, protecting it...yeah it's just one singular shield.

Welp Chara dead.

I set up advertisements for a recently opened restaurant to orbit around Earth 2.0, which will hopefully redirect at least one enemy attack from hitting Earth 2.0 to going to the restaurant instead. Like the advertisements said, "The food's so good, you'll forget what you were just doing!"

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In case my ED Portal vote from its first turn did not go through, I nominated A Giant Bedrock Hamster Ball That Is Also Transparent And Is Containing One Million Bulls All Running Cooperatively So That The Ball Can Keep Rolling Without Any Interruption From The Inside And It Can Also Fly Somehow.

(also are we allowed to heal Earth 2.0 from any type of damage that it has?)

Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer (Level 6: 1/7)

You can't heal Earth; that's useless, as Earth has infinite HP and cannot be destroyed in a 'standard' manner. You throw up two shields!

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Glad someone dealt with the little crap. Regardless,

Super's hands disappear and reappear inside the Paradox Casino, they begin spinning around rapidly, unleashing a barrage of energy blasts as they do so before exploding in a supernovae of blue energy. Afterwards Super's hands reform on his body.

The SOUL Thief 11/50

+3PitTheAngel

6,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!

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28/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me, +1 My Factory)

43/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)

34/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)

+3 piono

New Plan. Due to the specter of the NLF, we do not know Chara's limits. Thus, an incredibly overkill attack just might work

So, Operation: Genocidal Troll is a go.

First off, Chara is randomly polymorphed into a pig for no reason. Naturally, this lasts all of 10 seconds.

But then, one of my drones WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW's Chara. The insane amount of W's builds up and then explodes in a burst of forward movement so powerful that Chara slams into the walls at the 5000 block mark hard enough to drop all her knives.

Along the way, I sneak in some anomalous blade-related SCP objects in with the pile of dropped knives. I make 500 checks to make sure that SCP-668 does NOT get in there (because then Chara would be super-unstoppable, albeit capable of instantly killing UserZero if it gets killed). Beyond a random infohazard or 2 in the attack (because no attack would be complete without random infohazards attempting to cause random effects, even though they never actually do anything against entities of this power level), the big one is utilizing a version of {REDACTED}, a blade that gives the user delusions that they can perform things that are way out of their level (the nickname of "PCPBlade" is pending). With this, Chara thinks that she can chop the earth in half with a rusted, blunt knife. Which would actually be an understatement of its abilities, if not for the fact that there is an anti-Chara teleporter thing protecting it. So this proceeds to test that system as Chara repeatedly launches attacks on Earth, only to be teleported away. After a few dozen attempts by Chara, I place a Teraport Interdiction Field right where the teleporter teleports her, interrupting the teleportation and turning her into a mess of proto-particles, stuff trapped in hyperspace, and other horrible stuff that comes when a massive gravitational field appears right at a teleport's destination. Naturally, this has no effect, as Chara just refuses it even though his brain was also part of the stuff that was reduced to proto-particles (hey, don't ask me for the logic how it happens, it just happens).

Or maybe not, since Chara somehow got defeated by a random attack.

Not really. We learned something extremely important: how to destroy Curses. Richard apparently said that if you find some sort of Symbol that powers the curse, it can be altered to destroy the curse.

He also said that godmodders will just replace it a few milliseconds later.

Except that there are 2 things with that. First off, a few milliseconds may be all that is needed. And secondly, with enough energy we can create an Anti-Godmodding Field like the one that was used on the Perfect Sphere, and if placed on top of the curse's symbol, the godmodder would be powerless to replace it.

The only curse that this would even apply to is the Curse of Repetitiveness, and that isn't worth breaking because then everything turns into the same attack spammed over and over. AKA, boring.

You're right for now. But next time a Curse is employed, we will be ready for it.

Wait a minute, so if Chara's face was the Curse's symbol, how did it not get distorted sometime during the massive barrage aimed at Chara? And why would UserZero put the Curse's symbol on her and not hide it all the way back at Yggdrasil? And wouldn't this mean that my plan to end this attack with a Weath Ray barrage work by virtue of distorting the symbol of UserZero's face briefly by scattering it all across the universe with quintillions of wormholes?

First answer: Chara was refusing all damage, so the distortion would have to be from something not considered damage. Second answer: if that was done, Chara would kill UserZero instantly from backlash after some people managed to work together and do a 500-post charge to breach all her barriers and beat a "impossible challenge" Third answer: who knows?

If just the third boss is canonically able to destroy The Incarnate in one hit, what do you think the next boss will be? How can it possibly escalate? I am going to develop a Random Objects Firing List, or ROFL, to prepare for the next boss by firing so many things at it that one will happen to be that super-secret weakness. And since apparently this post is an empty post, I am going to also repair the Avenger with some spare drones.

More like 'they can stop time itself and especially you to replace the curse before you can do it' as far as how fast they can replace the curses.

+10,000 HP to the Avenger!

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Wow, I almost missed!

Action 1/2

Shock Trooper Part B: 32/50

An Era of Peace: 24+3=27/50

I +Assist crystalcat.

Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 5/10

Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 5/8

Sky's Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 5/8

So it's willpower (or in Undertale terms, determination) that keeps Chara afloat? I'll put an end to this.

I summon up a breaking speech to plunge Chara into despair! Or at least drive him/her further to it.

To paraphrase a passage from the SCP Foundation:

"Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and s███ and light.

Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands.

Yesterday, I watched a man I admired gunned down for leaving a rose for a girl whose life was tattered by trauma she never deserved.

Today, she doesn't remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming.

Yesterday, I watched a group of soldiers go down fighting against the corpses of comrades who'd died before them.

Today, we test another sample, this time on children.

Yesterday, I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about.

Today, it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever.

Yesterday, I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing.

Today, he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior.

Yesterday, I watched hundreds of men and women in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and fire.

Today, hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country.

Yesterday, I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.

Today, I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? F███ you.

You're alive to read it.

Entities above help us all."

That should put a dent in his/her willpower.

Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/10 [IIIIIIIIII]

Sanity: 15/100

Chara's dead!

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Diluvium AND energy condenser 4/16

Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 9/16

Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 15/16
15/20 for a space station
15/50 for an open deal?
42/50 for Initiation

I hand off the +3 from crusher to Tabbune.

And add my own.

+6 to tabbune

As The King continues to fling large amounts of earth into the sky (empowered by the greater orb of earth) the OP King's voice can be heard over the din, at least by userZero that is.

[i]Really, you think this is all just aimed at you?[/i]

[i]Honestly, by my judgement, most of the people here are trying to prevent a paradox.[/i]

[i]If it makes you feel any better, their goal has an end-result of you finally getting your revenge on Richie over there.[/i]

[i]Me?[/i]

[i]Well, I only want you dead because you are the epicenter of something much, much bigger.[/i]

[i]All the little temporal distortions in the fabric of the Multiverse... and something else that I find a great deal more troubling.[/i]

[i]And just like it always is, it's either a godmodder or the clowns at the heart of it.[/i]

[i]And this time? It just so happens to be both.[/i]

[i]I'm just here to break what needs to be broken, get what I can, and then leave.[/i]

[i]Whether that results in you living or dying makes little to no difference to me.[/i]

[i]Richard's just a useful meatshield.[/i]

[i]So, I suppose I can summarize it as this.[/i]

[i]It's nothing personal, it's just business.[/i]

You pass off +3 to Tabbunne, this time...

UserZero breaks into laughter the instant you start mentioning 'little temporal distortions.'

*UserZero:ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

*UserZero: [i]'little?!'[/i] [i]'LITTLE?!'[/i]

*UserZero: Wow! Just, [i]just[/i] WOW! You have to be [i]near-braindead[/i] to think it's just [i]'little'[/i] at this point, 'your highness.'

UserZero bows with a grin so wide and poisonous that you'd have preferred her last sentence to have been a more obvious insult. She's also gripping her chest, almost trying to stop herself from crying with laughter. You're fairly assured that she definitely thinks you weren't mildly sarcastic there even if it was more obvious. Or perhaps it's something else about it?

*UserZero: little, aahahahahaha! [i]LITTLE[/i]!

*UserZero: ahahaha! so, yeah, i know what you did with the Balefire and the Primary Colors, if you catch my drift, and i can safely say that you really need to learn why an all-knowing being is called 'Blindeye.' probably wouldn't be here if not for what you brought upon yourself, eh?

*UserZero: you should have thought of who'd be fighting them in their steed, but no matter! just sit back on that throne and tag along for our wild little ride, however long that may take. you'll find what you're looking for here, i feel.

*UserZero: i assure you that the instant you find what you're here for, you'll regret ever thinking of touching it.

*UserZero: or, maybe you're here for [i]HIM?[/i] In which case...hrm, can't say i can predict [i]that[/i], but i doubt'll be pretty. should be fun to watch, though! hah!

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15/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
9/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
4/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+19 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 3/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 13/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 5/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!

Star goes to the ruins as quickly as possible.

Chara is going to be punished, and he does not feel inclined to change that. Any information he could get from Chara, if s/he even felt like sharing, would be less likely to give new info than this apparently familiar ruin.

Star is filled with a sense of forboding.

-------------------------------

The Man speaks, hovering above the surface of the battlefield.

[i]"You know, I always find myself faced with a question from a very game-y perspective. Is it better to be wise, or intelligent?[/i]

[i]Originally, I chose wisdom. Everything since then has convinced me that was the correct choice.[/i]

[i]Let's take these two people into account: Richard, and Userzero.[/i]

[i]Both of these people have proved that they do not lack knowledge, just by being able to stand here right now. But Richard, well, let's just say that trying to take down the Omega + in her own server is foolish, even if you could become Omega + by defeating her as a Gamma.[/i]

[i]To Userzero, I have one simple question...okay, it's not simple at all.[/i]

[i]Do you think yourself as beyond the concepts of good and evil? Have you resigned yourself to the eventual point when you cannot run from your actions? Or do you just believe you won't be home when the time comes to pay the piper?[/i]

[i]For that matter, do you really think all these people are here just because they want to see you go down?[/i]

[i]Newsflash, whether that was the case originally or not, your actions that you have both committed and revealed have put you on the chopping block as much if not more than your position.[/i]

[i]Of course, your answers really don't matter at all. It will not change the facts. Just as your statements do not change that your actions deserve people coming after your head."[/i]

The Man takes out his sword that slammed into Userzero earlier, then seems to rethink his actions and put it away.

[i]"No, it is not up to me to punish her...this time."[/i]

[i]CAPTAIN FALCON LOOKS AT SELENA. SHE MUST BE DEFEATED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THEREFORE, HE DECIDES TO SIMPLY HAVE SOME NEW SWORDSMAN GET INVOLVED.[/i]

[i]TWELVE MAN SIZED STATUES WITH GOLDEN BASES FALL. THE CHARACTERS ARE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZABLE AS EACH REVIVE. SMASH BALLS THEN RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS. THE MII SWORDSMAN LIFTS HIS SWORD SKYWARD, AND IT IS ENGULFED IN LIGHT. CORRIN TURNS INTO A DRAGON. OR MANAKETE, TO BE SPECIFIC. THE LEFT HANDS OF LINK AND TOON LINK GLOW WITH A BRILLIANT LIGHT. META KNIGHT'S CAPE EXTENDS LIKE A SHADOW TOWARDS SELENA. ROY PULLS BACK HIS BLADE AND ENGULFS IT IN FLAMES. MARTH AND LUCINA POINT THEIR BLADES UP AND FORWARD, WITH A LIGHT SHINING AT THE POINT. CLOUD IS ENVELOPED IN A RAINBOW OF COLORS AS HE CHARGES UP. ROBIN, MEANWHILE, STANDS IN A RELAXED STANCE. IKE POINTS HIS SWORD AT SELENA, AND SPEAKS.[/i]

[i]"Prepare yourself!"[/i]

[i]FOR SHULK THEN BACKSLASHES SELENA, SENDING HER ROCKETING FORWARD INTO A STORM OF COLORED BLADES. META KNIGHTS CAPE WRAPS AROUND SELENA, AND A SLASH THAT CUTS THROUGH SPACE AND TIME LAUNCHES HER STRAIGHT INTO THE PATH OF CORRIN'S WIND BREATH. ROY UNLEASHES A POWERFUL EXPLOSION, KNOCKING SELENA INTO THE PATH OF LUCINA, WHOSE CRITICAL HIT KNOCKS HER INTO THE PATH OF MARTH, WHO KNOCKS SELENA INTO THE MIDDLE OF LINK AND TOON LINK. THEY TRAP HER IN THE TRIFORCE, SLASH A FEW TIMES, THEN SMASH HER STRAIGHT UP, WHERE ROBIN, CLOUD, AND IKE ARE WAITING. THEY TRAP HER IN A GREAT PAIR OMNIETHER, AND SEND HER OFF TWINKLING IN THE SKY.[/i]

UserZero is about to answer, but gets caught in another laughing fit at the OP King's previous response. She laughs and laughs and by the time she stops she just doesn't seem to really care about what you just said.

Star heads through the ruins. You...Recognize this place. It appears to be a monochrome rendition of the place where Tabbu was freed by your hand...Broken and torn into pieces, only barely recognizable. You come to a stop at the very point where Tabbu's cell was, floating just outside it. The rest of the ruins do not seem to have anything more.

Tabbu's cell is ironically the only intact structure, with everything about it still intact. In the corner of the room is a book that you can just barely see the edge of, but it's dark enough that you can't make out anything other than that it's a book. The cell door itself is locked. You almost wonder how to get it open, when you realize that there's an object in your hand. You look at it-it's a key to the cell. You wonder how that got there...

Do you open the cell?

23,000 damage to Selena!

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Actual post coming later. For now...

I should be on the proper plane for the trade to take place. Unless my ritual was not registired, in which case, i burn down a hazel tree, surrounded by ink, poured on the ground.

If this transports me to the proper location, which i was informed it would do so, i begin talking to the demon who should be there. From what i was told, anyway.

canidaePsionic: Hello. I've come to mακe α deαl ωith you. My soul, for the Amethyst Flame, tωo βucκets of the dαrκ inκ αnd mαgeteαr, one bucket of avaritine, and the augustan seed, if possible.

Amethyst Flame and an Augustan Seed

/RITUALPOST

The Dæmon chuckles. In any other situation this would be a multiversal sign of 'oh gorilla.'

You are certainly eager. Very well. Come over here.

Time and space themselves seem to warp as the distance between Erelye and yourself is shortened down to nonexistence. Without another word, he raises the Hand of Saraswati, the magetear limb's edges drifting off of the prosthetic entirely.

The fluid forms itself into a perfect ring split up into fifteen separate segments, each marked with a specific symbol. Erelye places his organic fingers upon the ring, twisting it about in midair until a specific mark comes to light.

Mhm, Sirius. That should do. It is definitely thematic.

He simply thrusts his left arm forward, and the ring of magetear before it passes through your chest. Your body is wracked with unimaginable agony. You collapse to your knees, unable to withstand such pain. Breath ejected from your mouth comes forth in a mist, formless maddened screaming echoing throughout your mind without cessation. Amethyst fire drips from your eye sockets, the stuff on the plane's ground coiling around you at your very behest. Your very form grows dark, burning soul visible through your physical essence.

The thing is glistening with a burning mark, the callsign of Sirius.

Without another word, Erelye turns around, peering into the central ritual with a forlorn look. Several object coalesce from the monochrome void around you, in midair. A burning violet flame, a compressed drop of pure magetear, flowing avaritine, and a pulsating hazel seed. The magetear that entered your body exits out your back, and returns to the Hand of Saraswati.

Without further ado, Erelye snaps his fingers. The avaritine glows with burning gold light intermixing with the yellow hue of the fluid itself. The substance compresses itself into a perfect sphere. Then, the four objects are encapsulated in transparent amethyst bubbles. Erelye, still staring into the fire of the amber lamp, makes an inquiry.

Will that be all?

You can barely utter a whisper. Having your soul branded on a plane wherein the soul and the body are one tends to do that.

Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.

The rest of the stuff already got provided.

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CrazeePi looks up at Earth 2.0 and for some reason, feels they should probably do something to defend it. They decide that the best way to stop attacks would be to stop anyone from attacking it in the first place, and summons a giant pile of bubble wrap. Seeing as nobody can resist bubble wrap, it'll cause attacks to instead be used to pop bubble wrap. For some unexplained reason, people only seem to be interested in the bubble wrap when they're attacking Earth 2.0.

[STATS AND STUFF]

[CHARGES]

8/50 ~ [i]THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT[/i]

6/40 ~ RNGesus

3/35 ~ Sause

[ENTITIES]

None

[INVENTORY]

None

[ALCHEMIES]

None

5,000 HP Bubble Wrap added!

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29/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me)

44/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)

35/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)

+3 Tabbune (since apparently Piono doesn't like being helped)

Okay, now that Chara has been defeated, we need to defend Earth. Why? Part of it is, of course, the fact that there needs to be an Earth in the world, but there is another reason. If it escapes, anything on the planet when it escapes will leave the server by the power of the Great Effort powering it. EXOS has, in fact, already dropped off an AI core in a Worker Drone, and when the planet escapes, will use that to rebuild our off-server resources to provide a new avenue of attack. Or take over Earth with a Skynet knockoff.

No, I am fairly certain that you prevented that functionality due to the events of Project Binary taking over a planet with its own Skynet knockoff.

Its almost like you built those yourself and gave me credit for them. Which you probably did.

I also dropped my Illusionary Hologram Drone Creator Drone, from my new Absurdly Specific Drones line of products. This drone creates a swarm of illusionary Hologram Drones that each create Holograms of more drones, with the result being a swarm of illusionary hologram Worker Drones that will make it nearly impossible for any aggressor to find and destroy the real Worker Drone.

Anyways, I notice that Notch is on the server, and also appears GS-affiliated. So I decide to contact him.

Crusher48: Notch, neither of these godmodders is a safe choice. Though Richard was framed in this case, once he reaches Omega+ level he will lead to a chain of events that destroy several universes. I know this because those bad futures are where I came from.

Crusher48: However, UserZero is not as friendly as she seems. She actually decided to blow up a universe right now (and blamed it on Richard), hunts down and kills people IRL, and her third Trial alone was powerful enough to be able to instantly destroy a PLANET in one hit if not for someone finding its weakness first (a weakness that had always been claimed to be impossible to exploit, in fact). She cannot be trusted either.

Crusher48: The only way to stop this from happening is to break Richard's chain of ascension. In the continuity I am from, he somehow managed to find 3 other godmodders that happened to show up on this server, managing to ascend to Omega level just before UserZero dies. But if even one of them does not show up, Richard cannot gain enough rank to take UserZero's rank.

Crusher48: Thus, there is a simple plan. We have 3 chances to eliminate a godmodder before Richard can rank up off of it. Once one arriving godmodder is eliminated in this way, we rush UserZero and take her out. This will leave an Omega+ ranked godmodder with no one to claim her rank, permanently eliminating the Omega+ class of godmodder. With Omega+ godmodders no longer existing, the ability of godmodders to destroy worlds will be almost completely mitigated.

Crusher48: So, Notch. Are you willing to aid me?

I also add a bunch of Fake Illusion Cube Drones, which are Cube Drones that act like illusion but aren't, so that attackers think that all my drones are illusions when they aren't. Not that it does them much good anyways when they're going to have to get in the way of things either way, but I got a sponsor from Battlebots who wants me to design absurdly specific types of drones and then figure out how to use them, so I have to make up situations just to employ absurdly specific drones.

Fake Illusion Cube Drone Barrier: 10000 HP, invisible (shows up in this text color in the EOTB).

Commander's Orders: I hate when my units lose their turn. I hate it so much that I just reuse last turn's orders (however relevant they may be) instead of making more relevant orders.

I tried giving you text last time, but the gist of it is, Notch is honestly mildly inclined to believe you, BUT UserZero's previous record is absolutely spotless and you currently have 0 evidence that isn't suspiciously vanishing into your glitchy mass that you need decorrupted.

Your FICDB is immediately seen, but still added all the same. You seem to have miscounted the HP-it's 15,000 HP, not 10,000.

Quote from TheFlamingToast»

~Charges~
That's Pretty Boss. 9/50 (+1 from Hezetor)
DOSH 7/25
Who gives a damn about paradoxes anyway? 25/50 (+1 from mega)

~Alchemy~
-NOP-
1+ to Hezetor, +1 Crystal +1 to Pricey

~Toast reaches into her pocket and pulls out an ordinary frying pan.
But there's a catch- A twist. It's not an ordinary frying pan. You just got caught. In a particularly nasty twist. A twist of mine. Yes.

For this frying pan has several properties. The first being that it will instantly win you a shotput contest, provided you make a healthy and wholesome meal with it beforehand. This has been proven as true, because it happened on two seperate occassions. The second is that any male that comes within contact with it will instantly grow a beard, assuming they have one already. More rarely, women with beards already will grow one. However, this hasn't been tested due to the absurdly small amount of women with beards.

~Toast bangs the frying pan of questionable significance against a gong that happens to be next to her for some reason, and it's true significance is revealed.
"Baaa."
You immediately look to upward and see a swarm of sheep, more or less noclipping through the sky. Selena points out that swarm is the wrong plural for sheep. That was just another one of my twists. How ironic. That I put a twist on this spot. Where there have never been twists before. Page 206 of DTG: 0rigins. Post #whoevencares.
It is so delicous. This irony.

The truth is. That this twist has been been twisted again. A twisted twist. A double twist. If you will. This the last twist.
For swarm is the correct term for this group of creatures that have been mysteriously undefined in this sentence, not flock.
...
This can mean only one thing:
*deepbreath.mp3*
THOSE.
AREN'T.
REAL.
SHEEP.

The swarm collectively bleats in an ironic and sheepish fashion. This is the twistiest twist. Yes. I lied about my last twist. Being the last twist. For there is a twist inside a twisted twist. For they are not bleating. They are barking. Wait. No! They are not barking! They are bacon!

The sheep disappear for half a second, then are replaced by their true forms. Bacon now sits where the sheep did, standing in golden/white chariots. They sizzle angrily, astonished that Selena saw through their cunning diguise. One of them *somehow* blows a horn so tiny it's probably one of those free gifts you get from cereal packets sometime. In fact it is. Generally in these scenarios probably means yes, it is.

Since it's a cereal box gift, it makes little to no noise. Nevertheless, beyond the horizon you see black dots beginning to appear in front of the sun, like pepper on a fried egg. As they get closer, you see them. Hundreds and thousands of...

Wait, no. They are just hundreds and thousands, in the millions in number. Lead by a command of 3 giant pieces of toast (not to be confused with ^Toast, Toast, ~Toast or *Toast), they fly straight towards Selena.

Selena is impaled on the first piece of toast, which happens to be buttered. The hundreds and thousands and millions of hundreds and thousands follow suit, sticking themselves to the buttered bread. This repeats for each piece of toast, until we end up with a Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. Delicious.

One thing people don't realise is how flammable hundreds and thousands are. The Emperor of Bacon sizzles slightly, and gives the order. Hundreds and thousands and millions of flaming frying pans fall from the sky and land on the Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich. The collateral damage would be a necessary sacrifice.

The Selena-Triple-Decker-Millions-Of-Hundreds-And-Thousands-Fairy-Toast-Sandwich catches alight, and burns to a crisp. Even if she had a beard, she doesn't have one any more. A couple of frying pan scientists sigh inwardly and leave. There's nothing to see here.

[I swear I only realised the flaming toast thing afterwards. This was supposed to be an attack about bacon chariots riding out from the sunset to immolate the world. Disguised as sheep.]

33,000 damage to Selena! Lance's passive activates, halving all damage to her from here-on!

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[RP AND ACTIONS]
This action is focused.
ConsumerOfAll: That was an excellent speech on godmodding. Thanks for that. It is a help to a new godmodder and Pro-Zero, and in making money.
ConsumerOfAll: Anyway, have any of you heard about an open source game called the Battle of Wesnoth? What about the Orocia Random Mod?
ConsumerOfAll: No? What a shame that the Paradox Casino has to suffer through it.
ConsumerOfAll: also uzi assists pls

> Multiplayer
> Join Official Server
> Create Game
> Game Type: Scenarios
> Scenario: 3p - Orocia Random Mod
> Era: Ageless Era
> Experience Modifier: 70%
> Switch Leader: Limitless
[RANDOM SETTINGS REDACTED]
> Game Type: Mirrored Random.
> Difficulty: Hardcore
> Upgrade Type: Mega Chaos
> Map: Frozen
> Castle Destruction: Off
> Experimental Difficulty: On
> 2: Archiac - Khthon, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.


Heh. This will definitely be will-breaking. They'll rage too fast with Castle Destruction, and Limitless leader switches will keep them in the game, but apart from that, it will be complete and absolute torture. I use godmodder to teleport a computer into the Paradox Casino, with a massive monitor, and this game inside. Nearby clowns are tempted by copious amounts of brainwashing and godmodding to work together, and start to play Orocia.

Anyway, some of you may be wondering, what is Orocia and Wesnoth? You see, Wesnoth is a tactics based strategy game where players control several units on hexes, like in Chaos' mindscape. Don't ask how I know about that incident. Really, don't. Orocia is a survival game where players suffer to survive 46 turns against random enemies from Ageless Era, a compilation of most add-ons in Wesnoth. I'll introduce you to other concepts as we go along in this adventure of survival, pain and suffering.

The clowns of the Dark Carnival talk amongst themselves, as they type silly things in chat to themselves, waiting for two other victims players to arrive. After about a few minutes, two players do arrive, player 3, InfiniteAbstraction, and player 4, mabel.
mabel hello
The sicknasty clowns probably respond with some sicknasty greetings. Abstraction is not happy with their sicknasty greetings, and promptly insults them.
InfiniteAbstraction: shut up and start the game
DarkCarniva:l how do we do that : o
InfiniteAbstraction: what? is this your first time on multiplayer
DarkCarnival: Yes, it is? how do we do this? this this a pdoxroll cuz i hope its a pdoxroll.
Abstraction and mabel input their factions in, and I quickly start the game before the Dark Carnival probably breaks my beautiful settings via Paradoxes, as that would be rude. Nobody wants that.

> 3: Archiac - Menagerie, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.
> 4: BEEM - Anakes, Random Leader, 150 Gold, Default Income.

A symbol appears on the computer that the players happen to be using. Every time the Dark Carnival, Mabel and Abstraction loses a unit, loses their leader, has to switch leader, gets zonked on the random upgrades, gets insulted by their teammates for being stupid (and Abstraction [i]just so happens[/i] to be one for insults), does a stupid move or one that leads to the losing the game, or cheats, such as using Paradoxes, the Paradox Casino takes damage due to the brilliant power of curses. If any of them touches the curse symbol, it reappears and the Paradox Casino takes further damage. Now, let us dive into this game of torture and suffering.

The game starts with Plant elements - Sproutling, crawling across the icy landscape towards our players. The Carnival suddenly gets basic information on how to play this game, as them walking around confused would just be sad, and minimise the suffering and damage. Players would also ragequit, except, they can't leave as I put a basic form of the Operation on their computers. They begin by using their leader - a Yak beast called an Ophis to recruit a bunch of Khthon Yaks, tanky units with the power to make what they kill rise up on their side, but weaker, Khthon Wolves, which have more strikes, the amount of times you can try to hit in Wesnoth, but less damage, as well as the ability to enthrall their victims, and Khthon Rams, which deal double damage, but take double damage.

Abstraction recruits a few Drones, powerful and tanky units with low amounts of strikes, Blue Novices which are best described as Magi, Wind Daemons which do not look like Demons, but rather skeletons looking out of a portal, and Blue Lizards, which happen to be wolves with more health and regeneration but one less strike. Finally, Mabel recruits, uh, I'm not sure if I can say that word so Swordsmen, which have the power to make their victims turn into demons, Heterodoxes, which have a 6% chance of a OHKO, and Snipers, which are archers and not snipers.

In order to cause as much chaos as possible, the Carnival sends Wolves towards a plant elemental, which is torn to shreds by wolf teeth, but manages to persevere through.
InfiniteAbstraction: oh no you idiot why did you pick frozen
mabel: : (

A wave of cold starts appearing from the computer, before the Casino is bombarded with a spray of icy shards hitting it, as that counts as an insult. The Carnival likely responds with either something along the lines of
DarkCarnival: Oh, you see, we LOVE chaos. Chaos, oh beautiful chaos, is amazing, and Frozen facilitates that beautiful Chaos with all the death and destruction.
or
DarkCarnival: we didn't do the settings

Meanwhile, in Orocia, the wolves are frozen and Slowed - half damage, half movement. Abstraction shows that he's much smarter by sending two novices out to scout for villages, lovely, beautiful sources of gold and income, before sending a Wind Daemon and Drone out to strike. A blast of pure electricity ripping through the air slams into the element, which shrivels in fear as it sends vines out to defend against its attacker, before the Wind Daemon opens up, and releases a gale that the plant elemental easily dodges. Mabel huddles up in the shrine for upgrades.

The icy wind continues to blow while workers and the incarnate of the wind appear, before blasting at the defenders, weakening them. The wolves savage the sproutling, turning it into their thrall, while the Carnival sends out minions to strike at their enemies. Abstraction orders his troops to crush the enemy in what is so brief, I don't even bother to transcribe it. Mabel fails to successfully kill anything. The invaders start trying to crush our lovely band of players. The enthralled Sproutling and a Scout Robot, a completely useless ranged unit succumb to the pure elemental power of Air, one that brings and may be considered Life, yet holds the key to our death. Meanwhile, in the Paradox Casino, a massive gale begins to blow through it, sending machines flying into the walls, and causing Clowns to rain down, onto the sky.

Our players have a "okay we guess" turn, weakening and killing a few units, which is boring. I'm pretty sure that we're only in it for the deaths. The Fetid, hulking behemoths of flesh and disgust spawn, while the previous wave, which hasn't died down kills a few level 0 units that nobody really cares about. The Dark Carnival, in a stupid move, uses Rams to rush the Workers. Unfortunately, the icy wind blows, and as they move, they lose their ability to deal double damage via the cold, evil power of division. They unfortunately do not lose their ability to take double damage, and take enough damage to be left with less than 20% of their health.
InfiniteAbstraction: that was smart. just attack them, you know.
mabel: he's a n00b. don't blame him.

The Dark Carnival lament Abstraction not keeping his mouth shut, as their defenses weaken to the next incoming sin to Wesnoth that they commit. Abstraction's leader then gets a zonk on the upgrade roulette, causing the Dark Carnival's honks to be converted into zonks.

"zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK, zOnK!" indeed, as the Carnival feels weakness seeping into the Paradox Casino, before it starts falling apart. The computer is strangely unaffected by any of these tortures, after all, we need it for this to continue. Mabel gets another zonk, causing the zonking to loop, before one of her units steps into water to convert something into a demon. Unfortunately, the water immediately freezes, as does the Faygo in the Paradox Casino, before shattering, sending debris out of the Paradox Casino.

The players hearts fill with dread as they realise that this is the Turn 5 and 6 double wave. Several clowns fall dead on the floor because they can't handle this game of Orocia compared to Paradoxes, while Mabel and Abstraction are visibly bothered by this turn of events. The fetid beasts lumber closer, as more slaves appear. The workers, tired of their poor lives, slay some of the stronger protectors, such as a Ram, nearly about to mutate into an armadillo-like monstrosity. Meanwhile, the weaker minded members of the Dark Carnival begin to feel themselves moved by the slave's awakening, and start to see the Truth, that the Paradox Casino is bad, and you should join me, and by proxy UserZero. This sounds like a cult? Shut up.

After all, they were used like pawns to generate Paradoxes and doom Fiction? Why should they stay?
mabel: hey, don't you feel somewhat guilty for those slaves being captured?
InfiniteAbstraction: they don't have any purpose, apart from being wastes of space.
mabel: you're mean.

Mabel's insult triggers my Curse, and some of the more sicknasty clowns are converted to the cause of the riot. While only a tiny portion of the Carnival fall under control, using their chaos causing powers, they begin to tear to shreds the remaining pieces of the Paradox Casino, throwing out broken slot machines, and somehow making the wreck of a building cleaner, and less chaotic. This is against the nature of the Paradox Casino, and it begins to start destroying parts of itself, in a desperate urge to make itself more chaotic. In the meantime, clowns, compelled not to stop, attempt to continue to play this hellish survival.

Their units try to kill weaker enemies, but are easily repelled, managing to kill a Khthon Wolf in the meantime. Abstraction facepalms at their stupidity, while mabel realises that this is going to fail hard. They proceed to have decent turns, Mabel proving herself, and her faction, extremely good. The defilers then also have a decent turn, managing to kill a Yak. Well, supposedly kill a yak, as it ascends to a dead yak walking, and starts to rampage around the game.

The Carnival rejoices at this beautiful mess of glitches and chaos, before my Curse/carefully applied enchantment reads glitches as cheating. An Out Of Sync error occurs, and the Paradox Casino finds part of itself Out Of Sync with reality, causing it to drift off into the Void, where void energy rips it to shreds. The Carnival then manage to kill a wolf by trying and failing to savage a Fetid. Rot starts growing out of the Paradox Casino, before it becomes further, and further tattered, just begging to be released from its pain by a bunch of Descendants. Like me.

The Ophis similarly begs for the Dark Carnival to let it die, and plans to ascend and kill it in its death in no more than ten paragraphs. Abstraction fails to do anything useful, in fact managing to evolve one of the Workers into a Miner, who gets mad at the increased workload that Abstraction gave him. In the Casino, a rioting clown manages to rank up in the Casino due to...
...
how did he do that? Really, I don't know. Let's just say he cheated, which doesn't trigger the maybe-Curse as it had nothing to do with the game. He uses his new influence that is probably instantly removed to convince a few clowns that the Paradox Casino's insides contain Paradoxes. That's probably true, but the clowns start using clown magic to break open a wall, causing sand to get in, and blow open a few more walls.

Mabel reminds us that she's the only actually competent player here by killing a Fetid when it started its turn fully intact. Mabel is good, and she'd be a useful ally. The insurgents break through the Khthon lines, killing a few thralls in a way so unworthy of interesting description, that the Curse simply applies damage to the Paradox Casino. The Carnival and Abstraction proceed to be meh, while Mabel gets juicy upgrades. The invaders, the Carnival and Abstraction continue to be meh while Mabel is meh preparing, and also gets zonked. zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk zOnK ZoNk goes the rioting clowns, before they replace whatever makes the continuous honking in the Casino to something that makes the Paradox Casino continuously zonk, which also causes them to continuously suffer the power of zonks.

Earth Elementals and the Primeval - god like humanoid beings - rise out of the ground, before pounding a few Khthon into the ground. Earth Elementals promptly rise out of the Paradox Casino, and begin to pound parts of it into the Desert, raining down debris. The Khthon begin to fail to hit anything, and set up their own deaths. I skip Mabel and Abstraction's turns for the sake of brevity, as the Earth Elementals punch the Ophis straight in the gut, while killing a few unimportant Khthon, which slowly, and slowly lose units.

Orcs, snakes and mechanical men appear, and crush the little remaining Khthon left. The Ophis attempts to strike back, but it realises that this will be its last few moments. The Dark Carnival realise with fear, that just because they saved themselves from the Screwed status effect, it doesn't mean that they won't experience getting Screwed, as the Orc stamps on the Ophis, killing it. The power of glitches allows it to stay alive for a few more hits, while glitches start to rend the Paradox Casino apart due to the curse registering the Yak glitch as cheating.

The cow screams, and Ascends to the Battlefield. It holds the Grief Railgun (15) in its hands. The Dark Carnival is confused, isn't this just a cheap method to shoehorn in more damage to a non-related attack. The rioting clowns respond by saying something like "Whatever, Chaos is beautiful, and random alchemies in attacks add to that."

The rioting clowns then hold a copy of the Grief Railgun in their hands, before going insane, firing across the Paradox Casino. The icy wind, dooming both the attackers, and the defenders starts to blow into the Paradox Casino, as the Ophis charges.

"WE HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH. THE SUPPOSEDLY WEAK WILLED OF YOUR MEMBERS REJECT YOUR PARADOX CAUSING WAYS, AND SEE THE LIGHT OF THE CONSUMER. MY KHTHON BRETHREN, SPIRITS LATCHED TO THE SOULS OF THE WEAK, ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR LACK OF SKILL. YOU NEED SILLY BARRIERS AND RANDOM CHANCE TO SURVIVE, BUT WE REJECT RANDOM CHANCE, AND WE REJECT THE CARNIVAL. NOW,[i]
SUFFER.[/i]"

The Ophis knocks over the computer, causing a network disconnetion, and freeing Mabel and Abstraction of this terrible Orocia game, before bouncing around the Paradox Casino, grunting and roaring before toppling the constantly shifting structure. The Truth-seeing clowns likely know the weak spots, and fire there, while the Ophis knocks clowns around, left and right, before smashing the remaining machines in the Paradox Casino off of it, and jumping off with them, somehow surviving the fall damage. I leave the Paradox Casino to likely start descending into the ground, before preparing to get spoil-stealed.

Yes, I am also trying to become a double god. I have already achieved one of my goals by coming here, so why not another? This is going to be hard, and lead to everybody trying to kill me, isn't it. No, I'm still remaining PZ. I'm not a traitor, unlike a certain few AZs, and I'm not talking about the future Anti-Godmodders.

[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
The Unnamed Have Faith in Uzi, People 26/30 =============================
Memories of a Dreamer 11/40 ========================================
Openly Sourced 2/50 ==================================================
Saurite && ESP Railgun == ??? (Level ??: 2/??)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == ??? (Level ??: 2/??)
This is designed to be an alchemy, running under a cooldown that can override the entity order of an entity, like the ability.

OS Modelcase_"MENTAL_OUT" is a machine designed to influence the surroundings. I've already talked about this.

+1 to engie_ninja, Battlefury, and TT2000

[BREAKDOWN AND OOC][i]
(This was based on an actual game of Orocia that I played, with many, many dramatisations. I also decided to try and copy Alpha, which is not going to make the power creep much better, to say the least.)[/i]

[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun (Level 4), Coin Launcher (Level 3), only my railgun (Level 8), Grief Railgun (Level 15), Replica of Homura's Shield (Level 10), Reliance (Level 13)

Saurite && ESP Railgun == Unworthy (Level 20: 2/21)
Saurite && Diamond Sword == The Dunwich (Level 25: 2/26)

It's very painfully obvious that Unworthy will take a while. Actually...Hang on a minute. Let me see if I can't influence the nature of this Alchemiter upgrade a bit more...I think I'll get something around the halfway mark.

Also...What Alchemy for mind control? I genuinely don't see it.

70,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!

Quote from battlefury13»

===== ooc =====

===

Scales of the Chaos Butterfly && Entropy && The Pink Terminal = /<0> 1/? ??? Level ?

Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 6/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:

=====

i proceed to spin in a circle banana times. This causes 20 bananas to teleport into the Paradox Casino. As it turns out, those banana's are fabled idols of a massive monkey tribe. As a result, a monkey army numbering 2000 quickly storms the casino. The banana's then reveal they are in fact bombs and explode near multiple slot machines.

The monkeys, shocked by this obvious attempt at scorched earth warfare, proceed to set fire to the entire casino, and start throwing firebombs everywhere. As it turns out, the flames are enchanted to not only be much worse in the presence of paradox goo, but create more firebombs. Which are then tossed by paradoxical fire elementals.

Then, monkey musicans, obviously timed to arrived with the victory of the monkey army (which is still rolfstomping the clowns), proceed to play various jungle songs. All of which loudly overshadow the sounds of casino and killing. Meanwhile, a rather lethal, loaded with monkey-s jungle proceeds to erupt from the earth, and tear apart the majority of the casino, which is now a few tatters of cloth and a bunch of clowns trying to survive an unending slaughter as immortal monkeys continuiously tear deep into their ranks, and strike fear into their paradoxial hearts.

Meanwhile, the ruckus made by the monkey musicans starts deafening the clowns and causing their ears to bleed, making the battle even more of a massacre. Massive banana's fall, and then explode, killing more clowns, while banana energy flows into the monkeys, healing them and reviving their dead.

Then, a single monkey fires forth an arrow, of firey power. All the burning, the flame, the ash, the chaos, flys into the arrow, and the arrow, empowered with immense flame and banana, proceeds to convert the combination of the Joker and Kefta into a cheesecake, which explodes.

The monkeys then get ahold of the achlemiter, and proceed to do Firebombx85030538503583 && nuke, and proceed to produce a nuke with 85030548503583 firebombs inside of it, which promptly converts the casino into a flaming wreck. They then proceed to enact banana && bus, and produce the Banana Bus, or rather, a massive horde of them.

The massive horde of banana buses run towards the casino, while massive wheelbarrels of bananas are dumped on the casino from hills overlooking it, while the banana ocean that just came into existance sends a tsunami towards it.

The result is the Bananareckoning, the massive crash of millions of banana's into the casino, wiping it from the face of the server, launching it into an unlucky godmodder's face, who proceeds to punt it in the direction of the ocean of banana, which proceeds to flood the casino and destroy it.

===== to be crafted

The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25

The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2

====== semi-useful junk. =======

ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)

The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]

The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).

Unh0iing

Charges========

7/50

18/50 rip topaz +1 consumer

11/50 Dog. God.

1+ to Engie

2+ to consumer

Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock

Stock: Starts with 1. Start

Machine part: Starts with 1.

Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.

All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.

Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"

Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.

Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.

Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.

Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.

Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3

Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.

Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.

Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.

Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.

This will be expanded later.

Scales of the Chaos Butterfly && Entropy && The Pink Terminal = /<0> N/A

It appears you have, at long last, confounded the alchemiter. This can't even be made. this doesn't even exist. Shoving the power of a Conflict Shard and whatever the Pink Terminal is together and then adding chaos sounds like a dumb idea and clearly whoever made it agreed that these powers shouldn't merge.

In any case, 22,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!

Quote from supercool993»

Super looks at the five newcomers before shaking his head

None of them have a Spoil, therefore they aren't my concern.

Super turns towards the Paradox Casino raises his hands unleashes a barrage of blue energy upon the Casino before flying up to it transforming their arm into a blue energy sword and slashing it furiously across the Paradox Casino.

The SOUL Thief 12/50

+3 PitTheAngel

6,000 damage to the Paradox Casino!

Quote from jondanger23»

I shoot the Informant with a healing dart, and he uses Guns Akimbo! on Selena and Magress.

Marvel of Machinery: 35/50

Hush: 6/50

The Secret of the Gungeon: 6/50

+5,000 HP to the Informant! He will do as you say.

Quote from Krill13»

ega Uber Super Grand Hyper Terrific Dynamic Epic ????? Attack:

================================================== 7/50

[i]name not found [/i]:================================================== 2/50

Gravity Magnagun:

===== 2/5

+3 to Cobalt

_________________________________

Deez eez alchermiez:

Kusarigama && Handheld Dark Energy Generator && Kusarigama = Noctem Dreadmill 4/??
Arm Cannon || Supercharged Gravity Gun = Arm Gravitizer 2/??

_________________________________

Rip "Perfect" Barrier. You died so young.....

OK time to make a new barrier

....I cover the entirety of Earth 2.0 and its barriers under a giant blanket sheet.

Krill13: Earth 2.0? What are you talking about? All I see is a definitely-not-suspicious white space.

_________________________________

As for the the Everydimension portal, can we vote on our own nominees? Cause I'm voting for...let's just call it Giant Bull-Operated Hamster Ball.

10,000 HP Blanket Added!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Diluvium AND energy condenser 5/16

Levis Ignis AND energy condenser 10/16

Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 16/16
16/20 for a space station
16/50 for an open deal?
43/50 for Initiation

+3 to tabbune

Finally, the orb of earth shoots out of the ether of not yet being and flies into The King's body.

He seems a lot more solid now...

And suddenly a massive boulder, the size of a large mountain, lifts itself up out of the ground and flings into orbit.

He also seems a lot more powerful.

The Curse of Repetition is starting to kick in, so you only manage a 5,000 HP barrier. 5,000 HP Giant Stone summoned!

Quote from CrazeePi»

Crazee Pi decides to continue their plan of stopping people from attacking Earth 2.0 by summoning Flame Hyenard, who repeatedly shouts "BURN" and "BURN TO THE GROUND," annoying people into attacking him instead of Earth 2.0.

[STATS AND STUFF]

[CHARGES]

9/50 ~ [i]THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT[/i]

7/40 ~ RNGesus

4/35 ~ Cheese

[ENTITIES]

None

[INVENTORY]

None

[ALCHEMIES]

None

15,000 HP Flame Hyenard added!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=Turn One=

(6 / 20) Boost Ring

(10 / 50) (+3, FSBN) Lightswitch Rave

+3 FSBN

=Chairs=

Responding to that post some time ago. Once again, in Courier new. Why doesn't it workkkk

??: well.of.course.he's.the.top.of.this.reality

??: has.there.ever.been.a.reality.where.a.figure.called.god.isn't.the.top?

??: probably.

??: but.yes.calling.off.squads

The Chairian Force Leader is suddenly given a message to retreat because of an imminent gigantic explosion.

??: there.

??: while.there.may.be.no.actual.explosion.it.should.make.him.hurry.and.leave.

??: anyway-

The transmission is suddenly cut off. Something just happened...

=Action=

This action is focused.

Time for salt.

I decide to cash in my salt-check, and proceed to pull out a single packet of salt. I eat it whole, without breaking open the packet. It's disgusting, and I spit it out, salty spittle landing on whatever the battlefield is made of at this point in time. The sheer disgusting-ness of the salt makes me want to make some food that doesn't suck! To do this, I begin to scour the internet. I find plenty of delicious recipes, but none of them really fit my vague unexplained craving. After a few minutes, I find a recipe for some delicious factory-made pies! I then proceed to call in a construction crew, spearheaded by some random player named BlastingCap. While he's normally called to destroy things, he's totally capable of building things as well.

After a few minutes, an entire pie-factory is built! I decide to make a giant pie; perhaps I could make the world's best healing item? I flip a switch, and the pie factory begins production. A few strange, green cows are grabbed from a small barn located outside of the factory. They're promptly milked by a team of players with buckets, who proceed to dump the milk with black specks into a hopper. The hopper feeds the milk down into a giant mixer, where it is joined by plenty of locally made flour, which was made from wheat that some Creeper Villagers grew. They're a nice bunch, really.

Through a nether portal, plenty of gigantic wasps are thrown onto an assembly line, where they, and some unlucky hellbats, are horribly cut to bits by saws, mashed into a fine paste, and then processed into honey. This too, is harvested by players with buckets, and dumped into hoppers. After the honey eventually arrives in the mixing unit, a water channel opens, dumping lots of cold water onto the contents of the mixer. A few warning sirens go off, and the workers clear the area as the mixer shuts. However, a few foolish Creeper Workers (godmodder bless their souls) got stuck in the hoppers in an incident involving a renegade cow, and were pushed into the mixer. A gigantic corkscrew proceeds to eviscerate the creepers, and knead the ingredients, making a nice pie dough.

The dough is then pressed through two gigantic rollers, and then the resulting dough sheet is then tossed onto a gigantic pie plate. A carousel proceeds to cycle the pie over to an area, where it is joined by a syrup-like apple filling, which was made from fresh apples, again grown by those Creeper Villagers. Those apples were washed by running it through a gunpowder-powered waterfall, which may or may not be good at keeping the gunpowder and water separate. Once the pie is filled with the applestuff, another sheet of dough is placed over the pie, creating the pie crust. A special bladed device then descends upon the pie, trimming the excess dough and making it look nice in general. The pie is then raised, and shifted over to another conveyor belt.

On this conveyor belt, the pie is run through a gigantic oven. Except instead of fire, hellbats are constantly released into a chamber, which constantly kamikaze on the pie, baking it to a perfect golden brown! The pie is then dropped onto a giant plate, where a forklift proceeds to carry the pie, plate and all, towards an area where we add whipped cream and other nice toppings. From there, I run to a console, and see plenty of pie-toppings. I then hit the salt button, dumping entire bags of salt onto the pie. I then press the whipped cream button, and a button that drops a gigantic central apple on the thing.

I then turn to face my pie. It looks beautiful; the pie crust is perfect and golden, the scent of apples fills the air, there's about fifty-three D.Va mechs inside the pie and the entirety of the AI-Shell Salvation-

It then dawns on me. BlastingCap didn't make me a pie factory. He made me a bomb factory disguised as a pie factory. In a fit of rage, I toss the pie towards Lance, and tell him that he can have it. I then drive over to some random place called BlockDolands, and get a cheeseburger. Heading back to the battlefield, I see the pie. It makes me really upset seeing it, so I decide to tell the AI-Shell Salvation to self-destruct to get rid of the pie.

The pie explodes in a violent burst of salt, hellbats, gunpowder, and general pie guts. The electromagnetic burst released by the AI-Shell Salvation upon death also makes the explosion very "shocking", which also unintentionally results in the shorting out a random Chairian communication unit. Lance, and the entire PZ-Side are caught in a gigantic explosion.

=Command=

The AI-Shell Salvation literally just exploded. So, uh...

This is gonna wait until the EoTBto take 100% effect, but know this: The Salvation's Explosion will be [i]massively [/i]buffed!

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies

Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (13/13)

Wandworker's Doll: An anime girl plush doll. When invoked, it can manifest jars of [lang="de-DE"]"gift"[/lang] to put your enemies into an endless slumber.

Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (9/13)

Superbia Warded Jar && Rune of Pride && SCP-1133-4 && 4x Magic Mirror = Four Mirrors of Lucifer (4/13)

Luminite (Lv. 7, no desc given when completed, desc pl0x) && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Light Module Mk. II (1/?)

Charges

Project M12-The Typographer (42/50)

Project M14-The Speedcuber (10/50)

Project M15-%appdata% (20/30)

+3 to TwinBuilder

Action

I've compiled some information from my time playing Brave Frontier and have acquired all six of the units in question previously (except the Omni of Lance, but got him shortly after the dop).

Instead of attacking, I drop some knowledge. These are the most likely effects of their charged specials given their info in the games.

- Vargas -

Ragna Break: Deals fire damage, 1 turn of burned to all targets.

Helios Vanguard: Deals fire damage, 2 turns of burned to all targets.

Ardent Flare Ride: All of the six new units' specials deal 10% more damage for 3 turns, in addition to fire damage and 2 turns of burned.

- Selena -

Estreal Bloom: Deals water/ice damage, raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 1 more turn.

Crysta Laviena: Raises regen given to 15,000 HP for 3 turns, deals water/ice damage.

Mercurious Blade: Raises regen given by an extra (10% of Selena's remaining HP + 5000) in addition to dealing water/ice damage.

- Lance -

Mystral Night: Remove positive status effects on targets and deal earth damage.

Earthbond: Negates all negative status effects in addition to effects of Mystral Night.

Starglow Escudo: Reduce threshold for damage reduction to 20,000 HP for 3 turns.

- Eze -

Fulgor Caelestis: Increase crit chance by 5% and minicrit chance by 10% for up to three PZ entities, choices including himself. Crit and minicrit chance double if all targeted entitites attack the same entity. Also deals lightning damage.
Varze Superbia: Same as Fulgor Caelestis but with all chances multiplied by 1.6x.
Supreme Bolt: All damage on hitting the same non-PZ foe multiple times by all entities, not just PZs, gets crit damage.


- Atro -
Innocent Regulus: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 2000 damage.
Veritas Reve: Deal damage proportional to total percentage of HP remaining on all 6 new PZs, in light-type damage. Boosts all attacks on the hit entities until end of the EoTB by 5000 damage.
Transcendent Sky: Deal heavy damage to all enemies in light-type damage. Leave 2 charge points effect carries over to all 5 other new PZs (if alive) and takes effect once.

- Magress -
Sidereal Blackness: Boosts defense of all 6 new PZs by 15% for 3 turns, in addition to dealing darkness-type damage.
Dark Demise: Same as Sidereal Blackness but affects all PZs including players.
Judecca: Negates defense and evasion for all attacks targeting non-PZs, not just PZs' attacks.

Ritual Action

I quickly construct a spire out of bismuth crystals and summon a bottle of ink, inverted and floating above the tip of the spire. The ink flows quickly, covering every part of the spire. I then place a single Nova Cataclysm at its base and light it.

"Hello. I'd like to make a trade. I'll give you my soul to brand in exchange for the Amethyst Flame, two buckets of avaritine, and a droplet of compressed magetear."

Say what you will of Erelye, he can somehow control this game without even being physically present in it. This scares me.

The alchemical cataclysm tears a hole in the fabric of reality, all light ebbing away around you. The preserved rubble of the spire is surrounded by a burning violet circle. An amaranthine line is cleaved in between your circle, and that of what appears to be Battlefury's. You blink. When your eyes return to the realm of eternal darkness and flickering violet, you note that Erelye is directly observing you, from several meters away.

Ah, yes. The Vernal One arrives. How fortuitous.

An Amethyst Flame, mass of concentrated avaritine, and compressed magetear droplet all coalesce from the eternal void, encapsulated in violet bubbles, for your personal convenience. The demon steps over to you, raising his right arm, which begins to morph into what appears to be some sort of pointed stake.

Pardon me. This may sting a little. Hah.

Erelye proceeds to drive the Hand of Saraswati directly through your chest. The pointed end of the liquid limb emerges out of your back. The point itself begins to shift, forming a complex web all over the entirety of your back. The shining stars of the magetear provide excellent illumination for a few moments more, as pure, undiluted agony pulses throughout your being.

The Hand flashes past visions of a burning red star, the heat with which it is associated making itself known. The web of magetear criss-crossing over your back retracts itself as Erelye removes his arm from your body, and you collapse to the ground, the screams of the imminently deceased flowing into your mind with the onslaught of curious purple fire inching toward you.

Your body grows dark, your soul visible. The thing is emblazoned with the burning sign of Aldebaran.

Erelye's arm reforms entirely, and he stoically observes you as amethyst flames ignite in your eyes, spilling forth onto the ground relentlessly. You can barely move, let alone speak, given the pain.

Anything else?

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Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.

Class Tracking:

Attitude: None (2/3 mind)

Tokens: (4, 6, 1)

Total Tokens (8, 10, 5)

Commands:

N/A

Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]

Huh... so I got almost the Staff of Ysera from something called 'The Entity'? Have I been blessed by Spider Cthulhu? Spider Cthulhu is the worst Cthulhu because it seems barely able to overpower an immobile college student suspended on a hook.

Also, has anything major happened with Moog city?

Anyway, I have all these shields. I should probably use them. I toss the World Tree Shield onto the ground and use it to grow a small tree. I then put the Black Hole Shield on top of the tree and massively grow the tree, shooting the Black Hole Shield up into the sky. When the shield is halfway between the ground here and Earth, I remotely deactivate the shield's electromagnetic containment field, thus letting a black hole hang in the air to act as a shield against attacks. And then, to gain mass, the black hole promptly eats the massive tree it rode to get up here.

I recover the Black Hole Shield via the power of plot convince and prepare to use it again. This time, I use the Glacier Shield to freeze an area of land and make it slippery. At the end, I put a little black hole and then go to the opposite side and slide the Black Hole Shield down the makeshift bowling ally. When it gets to the end, it gets caught in the gravitational pull of the smaller black hole and that slingshots it around up into the air where it passes by the other black hole, and creates another one. So now, the two black holes orbit around each other and I've created a binary black hole system to act as a shield for Earth.

Binary Black Hole shield:

HP: Whatever/Whatever

Whenever Earth is hit with an attack that targets multiple shields, the Binary Black Hole recovers 5% of its HP.

Of course, given this is a 1 post summon, you don't have to do that little gimmick if you don't want to, Tazz.

Alchemy and charges:

(Paper && Ink Dye) || (Wither Skeleton Skull && Podzol) = Glyph of Decay 8/8 DONE
(The Origuni (from Enter the Gungeon) || grey ink) || ((Paper with Proof for the Intermediate Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for the Mean Value Theorem && Paper with Proof for L'Hôpital's Rule) && (Barometer && Stopwatch && Anemometer (measures wind speed && Hand Fan)) = Limit Found 3/16

PowerMace && Stormforged Axe && Charged Hammer && Dr.Balanced's Boombot = The BoomHammer 8/13

Got +17. +1 to Pricey, +1 to Hezetor, +1 to Tabbune

Something: 2/50

Project Sun: 42/50 Initiate the thingy! Might.
Project Moon: 33/50 More mind melting than Cthulhu. Hopefully anyway. Mind.

It's more like the Staff's older brother. In any case, as you know-to a degree, you didn't summon the thing yourself-that [i]thing[/i] is not merely Spider Cthulhu. You in fact [i]wish[/i] it was just Spider Cthulhu. The Entity, from what the Miner was willing to divulge on the matter, was a Dream Demon of some kind, referred to as the 'Orange' one. You don't know the significance of it being Orange but it hardly matters to you. The only other thing you know is that the Miner shouldn't have summoned the thing at all-true, it gave you insight into the art of summoning and it's impossibly wide scope, but it couldn't have been controlled and never was in control beyond it's minor infatuation with you and the other Ancestors at the start of the War (one that probably wouldn't restrain it from killing you), and it was one of Psi's rare services to get that thing out of the field. A mercy, then, that it could only manifest in very specific circumstances, and weakly at that.

You really wish the Miner didn't summon that thing.

In any case, you inspect the Alchemy.

Compassion (Level 20): A staff made of Emerald, bathed in a point known only as the Sea of Souls, the border of Dreams and Reality, Life and Death, and all that jazz. In its many reflections are the reflections of all things dreaming. Its powers bend the rules of space and time and grant access to the world of the Collective Unconscious, amongst many other things. Green flames, ethereal constructs, mind reading? All there. It is believed that Ysera created her titular staff in this thing's image.

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16/50 A Youkai that may get here by winter
10/50 Right Foot Let's Stomp! For Real this time!
5/50 The First of the Eight Non-robot masters
+22 saved
+3 Ire
Gurann Lagann theme && Break Chip: Break the Unbreakable 4/8
A hammer that is useless, outside of doing what would normally be impossible for a hammer to do
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 14/16
PS2 memory card II EXP: Memory is the key 6/??
"I will not just roll over and let an outside force dictate the results of my actions."
Side plot importance!

The Man sticks his sword in the ground, sending jagged lines across it. There is no actual gap, yet when they hit the PZ entities, they begin to crawl up their bodies. They all focus on a single spot: The heart. Each PZ entity has its heart touched by death. But there's no damage. Instead, by attacking the inside, all that's weakened is the outside defenses.

DEBUFFS FOR EVERYONE!!! OF MY ENEMIES!!!

[i]"You'll know what I'm talking about in about...3 turns from now. I look forward to it. And you should not."[/i]

[i]CAPTAIN FALCON USES COME ON! YES! ON SELENA[/i]

At this point my ability to give alchemy levels is either being directly hindered by this site or I just keep forgetting, but Memory is the Key is done.

Memory is the Key: Allows the review of anything you remember, as well as anyone around you. The memoires will be without error, no matter how little they do recall personaly; however it is retrained only to what they were there for. In other words, this can fight amnesia but if they really never saw it, tough luck.

UserZero swiftly counters with a surge of fiery hate, burning away the blackness! This does not have an effect beyond countering you.

Captain Falcon will do as you say!

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Well, I did miss.

Also someone please critique my new avvy.

Action 2/2

Shock Trooper Part B: 33/50

An Era of Peace: 28/50

I +Assist [i]crystalcat[/i] again.

Rotik Nexusruin [Lvl.9 Assault Rifle]: 5/10

Shielder's Salvation [Lvl.7 Medigun]: 5/8

Sky's Edge [Lvl.7 Axe]: 5/8

Uh oh. My killing instinct is getting to me.

To try staving it off for longer, I increase my team-support activity! I induce Fortify on Captain Falcon, which will greatly reduce damage from the next attack it takes.

Über (Super Prototype Medigun): 2/9 [IIIIIIIII]

Sanity: 14/100

Honestly, you keep oging in and out so much I can't even tell what you missed anymore. It's possibly nothing at all.

You grant Captain Falcon a one-time 50% fortification boost to the next attack that hits it!

OK, it appears we still need a bit of time for more posts. We have roughly 30 now. I'll give it a day to see if there's a few more by then.

Of course, Sunday is the day of the next update whether or not this is the case.

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I just realized Sans is technically alive, he's stuck in limbo with the other godmodders Richard killed and will have has broken out when you guys will have had broken out of limbo. (Please tell me someone gets the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference)

OK, bit late on this message, but the update's done.

Two things in advance: First, the Brave Frontier units have quite a few things going for them, but the standard attack of a 50 post charge isn't one of them, they're weaker than they seem; Second, I never, ever, ever said UserZero couldn't attack Earth's Barriers.