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Instead of attacking directly, I instead use Spikes, Poison Spikes, and Stealth Rock around our base and creators, inflicting heavy damage to attackers. I root them all in place with magically magic chains to prevent something like pesky Wind from blowing them away. No escape!

Suddenly I develop a thick Russian accent for no reason!

"I am heavy weapons guy. And THIS...is my weapon."

I pull out an oversized minigun that's clearly too big to wield. So instead of firing it, I slam it into the yellow base with great sandvich-boosted force. TNT inside the base caused the gun to explode, sending thousands of custom-made $200 bullets flying everywhere, except my own team. The yellow team is starting to look like swiss cheese.

I engage a random yellow enemy in MORTAL STREET INSTINCT BLAZEBLUE OR ALIVE: MELEE! After pulling off some overly long combo strings such as Hadokens, Wavedashes, and Get Over Heres, I pull out a classic arcade controller and suddenly start controlling the yellow unit! I make it Shoryuken everyone on his/her own team(or at least a few), then make her/him go all Shang Tsung and RIP THEIR OWN HEAD OFF OH GEEZ ISN'T THIS GAME PG! After cleaning up the mess, I ask the almighty Game Master what the two Fighter promos are and the difference between them.

I guard the unguarded, normal-amount-of-arms creator.

I celebrate with a very large amount of bacon, which I share with my comrades.

Looking at the base we have constructed so far, I decide to help the creators with my knowledge of mediocre redstone weaponry and gadgets, helping further base construction. One of my weapon examples, an automatic flaming arrow cannon, goes off in the direction of the yellow team, soaring over my allies and hitting some unfortunate yellows.

My ghost shouts random words of encouragement to my teammates.

"I...don't understand."

Did we randomly join a new Pokémon server or something? Nonetheless, I send out Lucario to go shrek yellowwit an Aura Sphere here...a Bone Rush there...oh look a Mega Stone.

There is a distinct lack of alive yellow teamers after this attack.

"Because OURS will be BETTER!"

I guard a creator, or if I can't I guard someone who's guarding a creator.

I just woke up and I'm tired, so the limits of my creativity stretch to a giant flying potato slamming into yellow. Yawn.

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I know the map is a lot like Johto but much different compared to the first map that Reds VS Blues was more likely of Kanto however there are some good areas here. the bell tower of the Magenta continent is more likely of the same bell that summoned Ho-Oh, the Server Admin knew the same hiding place in the Blue continent where Lugia is right now. the area which is much higher than the island where we fight is the Admins area and Heaven where they control the world. while i was waiting, i am hearing some Pokemon G/S/C music right now to more fit the TIW World 2.

o_o The map looks nothing like Johto...

I take the Hero's Crest out of the minecart, and decide to chat up the white fighter. I know he's already been talked to, but I make conversation anyway, talking about irl hobbies and such.

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Unfortunately it looks like Modpack edited your PowerPoint so that it says ALL THE SHIPPING.

"UGH! One sec, Sharky...lemme pull up the backups I have on my tablet."

Generic, do you want us to have a pointless fight? XP is nice and all, but allies are useful in tough times.

"Uuuuugh...I hate shipping, especially when I'm being shipped. Reminds me of that one show people like to ship people from...was it Your Giant Horsey or something?"

My ghost flutters lazily around the battlefield waiting to respawn, until I approach Sharky and show him a ghostly PowerPoint detailing in colorful illustrations all of Tazz's diplomatic points. I add in that NO SHIPPING is a big rule of an alliance.

"Wait, so I can't bend the laws of time to move my posts? Nuts. Ah well, at least I rekt a wall. Now WHO WANTS TO BE BUDDIES!?"

I axtivate Team Fighting. While the Armor Knight guarding Sharky assumes I just misspelled "activate" by mistake, it turns out that a giant battle axe is in my hand, as my ally that I team with grabs part of the handle. We together smash the axe into the armor knight's head.

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dufhugth20 joins the battle!

INFO:

CLASS: Legendary Hero (Well, please make this class, but only make it available to 10 players.)

HP: 10000/10000

MP: 5000/5000

POWER: 51

DEFENSE: 86

SPEED: 53

LUCK: 17

LVL 59

dufhugth20 used Poison!

The blatant OPness hurts m8. Of course, we have a Shaman shortage, so you could be that class.