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    posted a message on Answer the question above you

    because


    What is a negative of eating apples?

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    John awakened to the sound of his own coughing. He had grown ill form the shock of Teft's betrayal, and the heat and pressure of the flames. He steadily rose to his four feet and looked around the room he was in. It felt like a big metal shell, with a cold floor and walls, but increasingly tightening air. the fires were still close, John presumed, perhaps just outside of the confines of this room. John combed the room for an escape. Scattered all around the floor were the unconscious bodies of animals, enderfolk, and monsters - still alive, some recovering their senses just like he did. Suddenly, a light emerged, not far away, but it was obscured by bulky silhouettes. John shook his head, rapidly. It was those golems from before, haphazardly chucking more bodies into the tank. He heard them mumble to each other, but he couldn't make out the words. Finally, they chuckled to one another, and put the iron door back down. The light vanished with them, and yet again the room was in darkness.

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    posted a message on Name a movie starring the above avatar

    Pfft. Says the person with a Dark Knight Returns avatar.


    Also: your avatar is already in a movie (Dark Knight Returns), which should be cheating.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    --", courier, monospace">DANGER: ENTIRELY OUT OF CHARACTER POST AHEAD. TREAD LIGHTLY--

    Quote from Taigona»

    ((Still can't do anything. Where are the golems taking the captured mobs?))


    >This hasn't gone by the committee yet, but I like imagining a carrier tank the size of a cruise ship parked in Teft, disguised as a building. It's the best I've got, and I haven't heard any other ideas yet.


    Name: Edamicamorhpiton (His friends call him Ed)
    Mob: Enderman
    Bio: A once successful master of disguise, Ed maintained a fake human identity as a scientist between humans. One day, however, he was discovered, and the humans sliced his body with a sword. However, Ed managed to keep himself alive with an end crystal fragment. To this day, he is the shortest and weakest enderman at a slab less than a player in height, and 0.5 HP. However, some say the end crystal give him special powers. How do we know this? A fellow enderman told a witch and the witch told a villager and the villager told notch and notch told his mom and notch's mom told us. Nobody knows if it's true.



    Appearance: A rather short enderman, about a slab shorter than a player, usually in an untied suit or a jacket (even if it's hot) and any kind of pants/shorts that are loose and black. Eyes do not glow except when using powers, otherwise he has player eyes. When his eyes glow, instead of purple they are neon green. He has a bright green and black color scheme when it comes to his clothes, and he normally doesn't have anything else on unless it's a t-shirt. his face is a rather light shade of brown (u thought he was gon be black u damn racist), and he has black hair that is naturally very neat and shiny. It's like a mirror.



    Personality:


    Ed, as weak as he should be, jokes around with everyone and uses his teleporting abilities to, well, not move as much. He might come off as someone who does not fear any attack, but that's because he usually teleports out of the way. Once you get to know him, you will know that once Ed is brought to a psychological edge, he will stop his laugh-spirited and jokey atmosphere and will.. Well, he will not stop until you are given justice.



    He has 0.5 health due to him being sliced in half while merging, teleportation is harder than moving to the spot, has virtually NO mercy against enemies, lies too much to get his way, and has a problem having relationships with people.



    Other: Cheeto puff, Lives in a small wooden house in a spruce forest, uses teleportation rapidly as a form of telekinesis, is lucky. Cannot be beaten at chess.


    >Cool, but consider changing your mob. There's already five endermen and you're shaping up to be the sixth.

    Quote from Greevee»

    //So Twitch and I are going to wait for the smoke to lessen in intensity before we act.\\


    >If you're waiting in real time, then the fire probably went out two months ago.
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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    Soon, glimmers of light were forming in every direction, as the golems proceeded to clean out Teft. The temperature rose exponentially and smoke filled the sky. John began to feel dizzy, as his breathing became more difficult. Turning around, he noticed mobs all around him were staggering, fainting even. The sight of this made John... lightheaded. He bolted out away from the pavilion but could only go so far before his lungs caught up to him. There was just too much heat... too much smoke for a single mob to handle. He collapsed, still within the limits of Teft.

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    posted a message on Why can't we talk about cracked minecraft?
    Quote from 109AN»

    Using cracked Minecraft is exactly the same as stealing a brand-new car.
    It is still the full thing, it is 100% what you would've got what you have paid for it, but you STOLE it. You stole it for free when they needed money for the hard work they put into making the car/game.


    109AN is the MPAA confirmed.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    Once John and Stone had eaten to the point of satisfaction, the silence between them died. Their conversation jumped all over the place, as if it was released from imprisonment and consumed by energy. leaping from family to philosophy to corny jokes and then back again as quickly as one could realize that the topic had changed in the first place. Eventually they started pointing out how strange it was that every villager there was giving away food, and none were doing any other job.


    They watched the door to one of the nearby structures for what felt like an hour until someone came out of it. But in that door way was not a villager, but a golem; a golem not made of iron, mind you, nor cobblestone for that matter, but obsidian. Its presence drove a shiver down John's spine. He knew that he should avoid eye contact, but he couldn't keep his eyes off it. Stone, the meeker of the two, sharply turned away, only to find another golem walking into the village among the crowd, and another strolling around the perimeter. John and Stone looked at each other with fear in their eyes. The silence between them was revived.


    One obsidian golem in one second, picked up one torch, let it fall to the ground, setting one pavilion ablaze, causing one town to descend into chaos.


    EDIT: a few grammatical fixes.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    ((AND I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THIS SO I HAVE TO KEEP REWRITING IT UGH))

    So like...
    John lied upon Stephen's back, sweating profusely as he absorbed the relentless rays of heat from the sun. The pair had joined together but hours before on their seemingly neverending trek to Teft. Stephen had been walking for so long that it was a tad jarring for John when he came to an abrupt halt. "Huh?" he groaned, "What's the hold up?"

    Stephen responded, "I think this is the place..."

    John opened his eyes, which were immediately greeted by the beauty of Teft. Between the giant buildings, the wells overflowing with water, the sheer amount of food all around him, the town was all exactly the way he imagined it. The moment he saw one of the pavilions, he immediately leaped off of Stephen's shoulder and made a b-line for it. Once he was at the table, he ate one slice of seasoned bread and fell in love with it, so he wasted no time swallowing the rest of the loaf. Stephen, on the other hand took a seat beside him and passively examined some of the food on display.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob: Advent of Steve (Minecraft-Based RP) [Currently Accepting]

    ((Even though I already have John Doe under my belt, I decided to bring back an oldie.))

    Name: Stephen Vincent Stone
    Mob: Iron Golem
    Bio: Stephen is an autonomous, un-piloted iron golem prototype built countless years ago by villager engineers. He has an extremely limited memory, however, and can barely remember any occurrence between then and now. Stephen has a tendency to carry the various items he has found over the years within the nooks and crannies of his body. In his right shoulder is a collection of potions, in his left shoulder he carries an iron sword, cracked in half. and within his inner circuits is a skull and a hefty tome.
    Appearance: Stephen is a mess of an iron golem to say the least. Stephen, for one, only appears to be iron; beneath his metal exterior, Stephen is visibly made of cobblestone. Stephen also has huge, broad shoulders, both of which are covered with a large, tattered blanket.
    Personality: Stephen is a bumbling fool with a heart of gold, often providing an innocent voice of reason. He will only occasionally use violence, but only when justified by panic and fear, he carries a sword for a reason after all.
    Other: Because Stephen is made from very little organic matter, he is capable of surviving long periods of time without food, water, air, or even cheeto puffs.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob (Minecraft RP) [Always Accepting]

    ((I can confirm that I made the post above.))

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    posted a message on The next poster is ...

    No... (yes)


    The next poster is currently eating food.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob (Minecraft RP) [Always Accepting]

    ((What'cha guys doing here?


    ((Roleplaying, I think. Honestly I don't even know anymore.))

    I know I'm gonna be notification bombed just because I wrote something stupid on this thread, but YOLO))

    ((Welcome to Hell!™))
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    posted a message on Life as a Mob (Minecraft RP) [Always Accepting]
    Quote from Taigona»

    ((I drew Ayva again.


    ))




    ((It looks a bit awkward around on the dress, but her eyes look adorable. Same with the trees-- I don't know what's going on with the bark but it looks great!))

    Quote from PisuCat»

    ((There is a lot of nothing happening here.))




    ((I see no reason to complain about it and yet proceed to not follow that up with a plot post.))


    ((And now for a plot post... that doesn't further or even concern what you're doing at all.))

    So Stephen Stone did a few things, I guess. He collapsed on the soft grassy ground, his energy outputs exhausted from hiking up this hill. He hauled his heavy hull, huffing from the weight of his companion corpse. Stephen Stone looked over the side of the cliff and saw a beautiful view of the ocean. The view allowed him to sit and relax.
    After some time had passed, he sighed and looked around. To his side was a short stone tower guarding a narrow hole in the ground.
    "It's a grave," the corpse muttered. "My grave."
    Stephen read the engraving on what apparently was a tombstone. REST IN PEACE, JAK THE VILLAGER, A YOUNG SLIME'S BEST FRIEND. He rubbed off a green stain on the stone.
    "I guess that said slime wrote this for you," Stephen remarked. He grabbed the villager to put him in the hole.
    "No," the villager called out. "Not yet. You must first see something."
    Stephen sighed and returned the villager to his back. "Alright then, show me."

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    posted a message on Ice Cream

    I WOULD say vanilla + hot fudge is the best, but once you start including toppings, a whole new meta (we'd rather not talk about) opens up. Thusly: Vanilla Fudge Swirl.

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    posted a message on Life as a Mob (Minecraft RP) [Always Accepting]
    Quote from 109AN»

    ((Hang on- this is the same character from Slamacow animations! I don't think this should be allowed- plus if I was the guy who accepted apps, I don't think I'd let such a generic name pass... Oh well, suppose it does t really matter.))

    ((Oops? I guess I forgot all about Slamacow when writing that. Still, a passable app is a passable app.))
    Quote from 109AN»

    ((posting here is really annoying now. Nana's old Apple computer cannot loaD the post editor, and my phone sucks at using it, as my phone is slow and horrible, so I have to use their iPad which is still a mobile device and their for does not fair well on this site. I will be back home on my usual PC on Wedsday. Please don't make me post something until then, a really long plot post would be difficult, and it's extremely hard to edit posts on this.))

    ((That sucks, I guess. At that point, why don't you mail your posts to us, haha.))
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