+1 let alone who cares about the Yankees?
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MCFUser6937662 posted a message on Derek Jeter's 3,000th Hit!Posted in: General Off Topic
+1 let alone who cares about the Yankees? -
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Toad posted a message on Derek Jeter's 3,000th Hit!Sports? Who the **** cares about lame ass sports?Posted in: General Off Topic -
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Im posted a message on What do you guys think of MrBossManPosted in: General Off Topic
Yeah, right.
Fact is, you were trying to enlarge your miniscule e-peen. -
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Nintorii posted a message on Beta 1.8 Discoveries
Sound:
From C418's Twitter, shortly deleted after posted.:
- Less annoying rain.
- New water splashing sound.
- New swimming sounds.
- Moving minecart sound.
- New, "more horrifying", skeleton sound.
- Skeleton walking sounds.
- Unique sound for big slimes.
- Spider walking sound.
- Zombie walking sound.
- Chicken walking sound.
- Cow walking sounds.
- Wolf walking sound.
- Sheep walking sound.
- Pig walking sound.
- Shearing sheep sound.
- New grass walk sound.
- New gravel walk sound.
- New sand walk sound.
- New stone walk sound.
- Ladder climbing sound.
Confirmed:
- Deeper oceans.
- Lakes, rivers, and waterfalls.
- Pressure plates can be placed on fences. (Good for tables.)
- Wearing a pumpkin will protect you from endermen in ways.
- A new glass-like block. It's very thin. [Picture]
- A very scary, dark mob named "Enderman". It's purpose is unknown, but it's holding a block. [Picture] [Reddit]
- Hunger bar. (Look to the right of the health meter.) [Twitter]
- Cooked chicken; raw chicken. [Twitter]
- Farmable melons and pumpkins. [Interview]
- New achievement for shooting a skeleton from 50 meters away. [Twitter]
- Iron reeds. (Name unofficial.) [Picture]
- New bricks. (Name unofficial.(Stone, mossy, and cracked.)) [Picture]
- Chargeable bows.
- Critical hits.
- NPC villages. [Tumblr] [Picture]
- A new mob. (A very "scary" one! (A boss, possibly? Maybe the silverfish?))[Tumblr]
- Different style dungeons. [Picture]
- More complex combat. [Tumblr]
- More unique farming.
- New mossy cobblestone texture.
- A moderator on a survival server can play as if they were in creative. [Twitter] (1.9?)
- New lighting. [Picture] [Tumblr]
- More unique and interesting world generation. [Tumblr]
- Gamma slider. [Twitter]
- Big mushrooms. [Picture] [Picture2][Picture3]
- Underground ravines. [Picture]
Likely Features:
- Mystery bar. {Stamina? Armor? Fear? Experience? Oxygen?} (Right above item slots.) [Twitter]
- Server list GUI.
- A way to win. [Interview]
- Moon shooting achievement. [Twitter]
- Mini-Quests. [Interview]
- Small animals. (Baby wolves.)
- Poison.
- A block that stops fall damage.
- Silverfish boss.
- Sprinting.
- New launcher. [Twitter]
- Food in buckets / stacked food. [Twitter]
- Secret stuff. [Picture]
- Experience orb. (Possibly part of the "potions" ordeal) [Picture]
- Sheep will regenerate wool. (1.9?)
Speculations/Pending:
- Crystalline caves. [getSatisfaction]
- Nettherack spreads around portals in the overworld. [Twitter]
- Sky dimension. (.class file still remains in code.)
- Platinum tools. [Twitter]
- Modders will be able to change the map height in a .class file.
- Naturally generated torches. [Picture]
- Dragons.
- Biome-complient water. [Picture in 1.7 files]
- Fence gates. [Twitter]
- Moss spread.
- Default hi-res texture support. [Twitter]
- Interactive mobs. Farm animals, for example.
- Terraria features. [Twitter]
- New SFX in caves and nether.
- More nether things.
- Spikes. [Twitter]
- Natural cobwebs.
Unconfirmed:
- More things to do with maps. (Zoom in, set waypoints, etc.)
- Dragons.
- Apple trees.
- Sponges.
- Modding API.
- 3rd person front view. (Opposite of F5.)
- More underwater content.
Release Date:
- September. [Google+]
Bugs:
[Red] Unfixed
[Orange] Fix In Progress
[Green] Fixed
There will be nothing in this section until 1.8 comes out.
If you actually happen to have any information on 1.8, or things I've forgotten, please post or PM me. I'll be updating this thread even after 1.8 comes out.
Polls:
Poll #1:
Do you feel these changes will ruin your original experience?
451 voted yes. [9.57%]
4,260 voted no. [90.43%]
Poll #2:
What are you most excited about in this upcoming update?
679 voted "Fighting these new mobs and playing around with the new combat system!" [25.49%]
366 voted "Using the blocks and items!" [13.74%]
1405 voted "Exploring the cool new terrains and caves!" [52.74%]
138 voted "Not much, I'll be playing Minecraft like it was meant to be played." [5.18%]
76 voted "Other." [2.85%]
Poll #3:
Try to guess when 1.8 is publicly released!
Voting coming soon. -
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I always thought that system had good potential. Why is sony basically not (or not?) making games anymore for it? Monster Hunter was a great series and there could've been much more to it, along with quite a few other series. I think, if it had good games it should be better than the 3DS or any DS for that matter. PSP go or whatever all that stuff is was stupid, they should've just stuck with PSP or newer versions of it or something.Posted in: General Gaming
Final Fantasy could've been a great series, but the only one I've heard of is the futuristic one (crisis core), which was okay, but not great.
There was a lot of stupid titles on the PSP which kind of ruined it's popularity, but I think it deserves to be better than DS...
So, to me PSP could have and should have been much more successful than DS, but for some reason they picked up a lot of unknown/stupid titles, and on top of that tried to make a bunch of shooters which don't really work with PSP.
I played the **** out of Final Fantasy 3 for DS and Final Fantasy 12 for DS, but for some reason PSP couldn't manage to have good games like those :\ -
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Beltir posted a message on A fun thing Notch can do the please the beta buyers.Personally, I don't see what the issue is. Alpha gets more stuff for purchasing earlier. That's all it is, not some "We're alpha, so we are better" kind of thing. Of course, you are going to have some elitist that will say they bought it first, so they are better. That comes with everything. "I liked them before they were popular." This should not represent ALL alpha players though. Go ahead, look through every post I have ever made... I have not once claimed to be better for buying Alpha. Is it fair alpha paid less but get more? Yes, because that was the original incentive to buy the game. Who honestly would have bought early alpha without these promises? Not enough to get Notch off the ground to fund Mojang. This would still be a side project, and that is why Alpha gets more. Beta gets less for their purchase being safer.Posted in: Discussion
Adding an option vanity addition to pre-release buyers would be fine, but it shouldn't be towards one group if so. Why would it be fair that Beta accounts get a vanity thing if Alpha doesn't? Are we not all playing Beta right now? -
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JoshBrickstien posted a message on We need to fix the food/health systemPosted in: Survival ModeQuote from Buddy1006
WE MUST KEEP THIS POST GOING THROUGH THE NIGHT. THE PROPHET OF STUPIDITY (0001)HAS DEEMED IT NECESSARY.
The Prophet of Stupidity
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The Land of Cactus and Pork -
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Maddayish posted a message on HEROBRINE IS REAL!!!!!Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from Meman46
Lol coming from the guy with the gay ass picture? Puppys... And your calling me a woman
I'm sorry, but I fail to know how you can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat. Somebody needs more education. <3
Oh, and I'm a girl. Of course I would have a kitten as my profile pic. ~sigh~ Kids these days.. -
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Randomlyweir posted a message on The Minecraft Forum and Beta 1.6 Safety GuideI'm bored, so i've made a beta 1.6 and general forum stuff safety guide.Posted in: Survival Mode
I want you alive!
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First preventing Measure:
Remember yesterday? (yes, u do)
Then imagine what will happen on beta 1.6, Useless threads spamming the internet, in packs of hundreds.
And thirty seconds later Beta 1.6_0.3 will be released.
So, when beta 1.6 is released, you should cut your internet connection.
[Safety Message by the courtesy of: Randomlyweir]
The Forum:
After the release (3-5 minutes) people will complain about:
-Notchs laziness
-1.6 is crap
-Too easy, got all achievements (thats new)
-Already crafted all new
-I don't feel any changes in-game-
-No bugfixes (sheesh, doesn't works for 1.6 but worthly)
-It lags
-FPS
-Pistons!
-I perefer 1.5! (not probable, but deadly off-topic messaages)
-OMIGOSH 1.7 release and information!!!
-(Other stupid messages)
So, the updates are getting a rutine, if you want to enjoy the game don't even think of this page in the first 30 mins of the release. (really, enjoy minecraft, you need it)
[Apocaliptic Message by the courtesy of : Randomlyweir]
The thread graveyard:
Between 1 and 3 hours later, the update will be forgotten and you'll continue with your normal discussion. (*hope*)
[Warning]: Probably your thread has been asfixiated by the hundreds of 'update is crap' threads, so if you don't see it in 6 hours, your thread is dead.
[Random Message by the courtesy of: Randomlyweir]
Some fresh-baked messages:
The countdown:
Off-topic advise: Hiding under a table won't work, trolling either.
If Notch sets an hour this will happen:
-People making coundown threads
-[All from other list]
I know, you think:
-Wtf?
With this i say that:
-Notch is a HUMAN person (get it? cuz its Markus... forget this) and he needs basic things like eating, drinking, breathing and playing Portal 2. The last rain of threads was MILD because 75% of trolls and trollfaces were playing THE game (Portal 2). So, i'm afraid about 1.6.
[Yeah]
The Good Updated:
If you want to fit into the category of non-troll updated (you was updated by Notch, remember) follow these tips:
-Forget about forum some time.
-If u didn't forgot about forum do this:
-Don't post anything
-Put your status off- line
-You are kidding! You posted something? Folo this:
-Say that you are a pirate and have got 1.5
-You haven't played the game in 3 months and still got it in 1.2
-You didn't do anything of this? MR. Troll? No, kidding, No one has got so far.
[._. : Randomlyweir]
The Snake and the Apple:
If you played Minecraft after the update and looked into the forums (1-5minutes after) no problem, we still can save you (not 100% but we can try (we?))
1st:
Pray
[I still can save you: Randomlyweir]
The End of a new start:
Yay, complete release of minecraft will come in 6 months!
this means:
-2 updates max.
-1 update min.
-1 month before rain of threads.
-Appocalypse in 11/11/11, this page will be overloaded
[No fun: Randomlyweir]
Some ppl talk about trolls:
The Troll Season:
Well, you know whats a troll, so i'm going quick:
-It bites
-It makes ur topic go crap
-They just fill inernet space.
So, now that you know the troll basics lets talk about the TROLL-HUNTER.
The TROLL-HUNTER is a person (normally an Op, but if you've warned 100 trolls ur a troll- hunter too) that spends some of his time hunting for trolls. Attencion! A person that ONLY searches for trolls is called Troll-Addict.
Now that we entered in the office, lets know in what terrain we are working on:
Basically in MC Forums the troll goes from 'newly spawned' to 'stone miner' (me? i'm not a troll).
Then:
-No avatar, low rank, ridiculous or unwrittable name and even a trollface as an avatar are basic signs of troll-ism.
-Caution! If you see a troll, never get on his side, it'll betray you.
-No, you can't have them as a pet (What are you thinking about? It's a human person!)
-If a troll has got the same grammar level as a creeper don't even response, the thread is closed.
-Main themes go to Herobrine and updates.
-No, a troll hasn't got friends.
-This is weird (like me) but never think if a troll is man or woman.
-No, because piratebay has got a trollface as an avatar (edit if false) doesnt mean that he/she's a troll.
-Most common word : LOL
Now, if you find a troll in SMP do this:
1-Get a bow, and stay here jimmy.
1b-Get a diamond sword and kick his butt.
[Written by: Randomlyweir]
Something new :
The n00b
Pretty sure that u know what a n00b is?
Ok, lets say n00bs are ppl with a very low experience in the game we are talking about and a low social experience about how must they act (READ ALL).
I'm not here to insult n00bs but i'm here to ridiculise them a bit.
In forums you only can judge a troll for his posts, a person can have 100 posts and be a n00b! (i'm progressing!)
So, this article is about differencing N00bs from trolls.
A n00b is quietly pacific, and only will troll you if it doesn't get the answers from what he was searching.
Now, a troll will ask something that he/she knows that is in the wiki. A n00b doesnt evenknow aboutthe existance of a wiki.
A n00b is normally a 7-years kid that has got his opinion and thinks that minecraft will be changed for him.
Now, if this kid continues, and doesn't understand how MC's developement works, its a troll!
A n00b isn't a good specimen to hunt, either, in some forums they're protected.
Ah, a last thing. Do not feed the n00b, off-topic approaching!
Fresh, new, funny!:
Emergency Response Line:
If you suffer from minecraft stress and any forum related issues please contact your internet provider and ask for 'Minecraft related injury' helpline.
Thankyou for your time.
[Not me: Vramel]
Huge Arsenal and Your mobs:
Sometimes you'll see topics about an overpowerage of something or the proposage of deleting a mob.
Then, that isn't a troll, yes, it can be a n00b but never call them trolls.
These ppl are semi-trolls, they continue raging about minecraft's stupidity. And in the worse of the cases they don't ask your opinion, they just think that making people insult between them is fun (it is, but whem you don't get insulted).
You can call those Morons.
So, if you're a moron, GET OUT!
[Hai]
I thought this was dead:
Yoo-Hoo-Hoo Buckaneer!
The title says all, piracy.
''Piracy isn't bad at all, i's not stealing at all...''
Comments like this make me ill, and if they post an image about what is piracy it makes me go zombie. Ok, but they just say that because it's true, they make you go mad with ''Piracy isn't stealing'' well, it isn't but stop making me eat an information that i vomited years ago,, everyone says this intending to make you look like a moron, you aren't a moron (who's my special boy? Who's my special boy?) you know what is piracy. Even Notch said that he would
be in the pirate political party (rum and cookes for everyone with a beard!) Then what we deduce from here? anyone? well, it means that Mojang has become an indirect troll producer machine.
[Drinking rum: RandomlyWeir]
Yoo-Hoo-Hoo Trolls
The Yoo-Hoo-Hoo Troll (don't make me write that again!) is a type of troll addicted to pirate software, they flood these golden (Huh, ''golden'') pages with their illegal bits just to see people rage about... Minecraft?!
Yes! These trolls have became a masters in this terrain, they can just be OP and the thread WILL go off-topic leading to any theme about minecraft.
These trolls aren't just those white faces, those are the soul-eaters, they want you to go Facedesk of Facechainsaw please we know that you won't go facechaisaw just because one of those ***** said it.
Ps: If you go facechainsaw and only facechaisaw post images here.
[Waiting a Chainsaw: *GUESS IT!*]
The first stage has started
Attention! the firs stage has started; incoming defibrilating rumors, Speculations, pasta, tons of pasta and complaints .
Look, i thought that it could be a pacific update, but it's worse than i predicted:
-Notch is said to be influenced by PCgamer
-New dimmension
-Grass
-Buxfixes
Now, you are saying 'and what? this isn't new' no, but it's DOOMSDAY-ful
-The fact of notch being influenced is causing some disturbs that WILL grow until transform into conspiracys or pasta.
-These three facts are said to outcome in the next week, wrong. Notch has to input some type of logic to grass, new dimension has to be accesible through a creative methods.
-Now, the steak:
[As all updates had bugs, how can we ensure that all bugs will be solved and if there won't be new ones. Good news, we cannot ensure anything! We can wait and watch the growing pasta and continuous trolls overloading the site]
[With Minecraft in another window: Randomlyweir]
I TOLD YA
Today, 25 of march we are afraid of the first attack, we know their arsenal:
-Rumors-
Dangerous, highly explosive, and very very flammable (got it Flam- oh, c'mon, get my jokes!)
As waiting in our double-wooden halfstep houses we had a thought, call the Mods. No, that couldn't work they were fighting in other forum sections, cleaning the impure messages that had corrupted the law of this land.
Now, everyone waits to the first bomb of rumors, the bomb that will make the others go.
Some of us are paranoid, all that are here haven't read the manual (go up, silly) and try not to go mad.
PS: The combustible lemons are said to be great with some whisky, but i'm still not eating them.
[25/5/2011: Soldier Randomlyweir]
Technical advice (a real one (ooh))
As Darkmemories related i'm changing some things to make it less violent and troll baiting. (ok, look, i was studying possibilities)
Although, i am sorry about mentioning a whole message dedicated to notch, but at the time there were many posts about his person.
Any changes you want, just comment and i'll try to fit in.
[Apperture Manager: Randomlyweir]
Today, the doomzday.
Well, i expected flame and i got A HELL, omigosh,. it was horrible..
I think it's still alive (please, get my jokes)...
*white noise*
But really, it was horrible,at least for me.
sheesh, i predicted that something like this would happen (you know, beta 1.6_2)
[Actualising to 1.7: Randomlyweir]
[Warning]: More messages incoming! :3
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Dragonchampion posted a message on Wow, it takes a LOT of gold for working minecartsPosted in: Survival ModeQuote from Yuni »Mine a lot. And also, when the booster glitch is removed, the powered rails will increase in power.
Source? - To post a comment, please login.
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This. So much this.
EDIT: 666 posts ftw.
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Age: 71 I MEAN 13
Skype or Xfire: [email protected]
Finding [Boy or Girl]: Both, as long as they are young.
You are: A horse.
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Stop lying!
He took them to the playground at his school. He'd make one go down the slide, hang out with the other, make that one go on the monkey bars while he chatted with the other one.
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Now, can you give me half-way decent and not shitty reasons?
ITT: Little kid just learned about 4chan
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I saw a picture of this one girl who had KK size breasts. I don't know how her spine was still intact.
Adverts and my toolbar.
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It's also against the rules to be a stupid ****, but that didn't stop you.
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