Why don't you tell him to open his eyes? Or actually try the game before he rags on it?
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What?
That makes less sense than trying to light a fire exclusively with wet wood!
Wet wood is the best wood to make fires with, it's like 'Wood: Premium Edition'
Like, totally.
It shows off how skilled you are.
"Man, look at how hardcore I am."
"What the hell are you doing, Tom?"
"I'm lighting a fire."
"Why are those logs-"
"...with wet logs."
"Why would you do that?
"To show off how skilled I am."
"You're an idiot."
That makes less sense than trying to light a fire exclusively with wet wood!
They're not like each other at all!
The best comeback is probably insulting his favorite game, which is most likely Madden or an FPS. Those who play games like that exclusively most likely are close minded to all others.
If he's not a gamer, take a pick axe, mine his room apart, and tell him how fun it was to do it.
Ever since I began in Minecraft, I've loved expanding the ocean. I'd grab a full inventory of buckets, fill them up with water, and pour it everywhere. I've been trying to get an island covered in water completely, but it's a long process. Does anyone else love playing with water or expanding the ocean more than anything else in the game?
You see, I have this diamond pickaxe that I recently got. There's something weird about it. You see, every time it reaches about 8/10 durability, it rolls back to full and stays there. Any explanation for this?
Even though it might seem that it restores to full durability it does run out after that 1024 uses or what was the exact value.
Aw.
'Tis a shame.
I must engineer a new metal to replace this hoax of a pickaxe; one that will truly fulfill the goal of limitless use!
You see, I have this diamond pickaxe that I recently got. There's something weird about it. You see, every time it reaches about 8/10 durability, it rolls back to full and stays there. Any explanation for this?
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It'd be sort of like an angler fish.
It'd be funny on an SMP server.
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Like, totally.
It shows off how skilled you are.
"Man, look at how hardcore I am."
"What the hell are you doing, Tom?"
"I'm lighting a fire."
"Why are those logs-"
"...with wet logs."
"Why would you do that?
"To show off how skilled I am."
"You're an idiot."
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Anywho, rebuild.
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Creeeppperrsss can't stop exploding.
I tried to give my local creeper a gift, but nooooo!
You guys need to stop being so paranoid.
Or stop eating dynamite.
Both work.
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That makes less sense than trying to light a fire exclusively with wet wood!
They're not like each other at all!
The best comeback is probably insulting his favorite game, which is most likely Madden or an FPS. Those who play games like that exclusively most likely are close minded to all others.
If he's not a gamer, take a pick axe, mine his room apart, and tell him how fun it was to do it.
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Next challenge: Add a boat to the mix.
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You deserve it for threating my hoax pickaxe.
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Good god.
That would be horrifying.
A plane with creepers on it would probably be the minecraft equivalent of the nuclear bomb.
Except these won't stop following you. There's nowhere to run.
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Aw.
'Tis a shame.
I must engineer a new metal to replace this hoax of a pickaxe; one that will truly fulfill the goal of limitless use!
Now, where did that copy of Necromicon go?
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With a working entry plug :3
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Don't get any ideas, Creeper.
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Why yes I am.
I am very happy to have this glitch, however.
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