... Hold on. I need a contemplation montage here...
(pet pet) Lovely! A dragon! Kinda sweet, but also kinda stalkerish.
Prepare to be petted, new dictator! I can't resist anything soft and cuddly. ALL HAIL.
Sir, you are suffering from obesity. I'll set you up with a gym membership.
Meowstic's side. ALL HAIL MEOWSTICS!
Awww, you seem to have shedding scales. I'll get you a cream for that bald spot.