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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((That is true...

    We did steal a lot of Anime concepts already, didn't we?

    So.

    IF I really decide to merge Cross and Horizon, I'm going to need a really wicked awesome picture. Unfortunately, my art is not the best by any definition. So I'm gonna need an awesome picture from SOMEWHERE. And no, in case anybody asks, I'm not looking for Cyborg from Teen Titan. So that process may take a while.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((Because names are fun and important.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((OH MY GOSH, YES.

    Seriously. At some point in our lives, we need to make an anime off of this roleplay. We could come together and make our own enterprise.

    A'Thery Productions.

    Maybe. Maybe not.

    ---

    Seriously, TK? A robot with a dragon arm?

    That sounds so impractical, so crazy... and so awesome. However, if I were to do that, I would make it so that Cross and Horizon become one entity PERMANENTLY. But if I were to do that, Horizons solemn, quiet personality would completely clash with Cross' loud, maniacal and bloodthirsty one. They would either 1) cancel each other out, or 2) combine to form an outright HIDEOUS personality.

    And besides, would he be named Cross, Horizon or a mix of the two?

    Also, there's the issue that Cross is a sentient, even if inorganic, being. The way I see it, there are four likely outcomes.

    One outcome is the immediate and brutally agonizing death of one or both participants.

    The second one is the outcome being completely chaotic, to the point where you almost couldn't even call them a living being.

    The third is that the merging would be completely impossible.

    And the fourth outcome is that it creates a life-form so awesome that human minds can hardly comprehend it.

    I just realized - all of my characters have an O and an R somewhere in their name. I guess I really like those letters.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    Quote from NinjaBoss1»
    Wasabi! Haven't seen you in forever. Ronin, why would Wasabi need to join if he's been in this for longer than you? Even you need to respect this dude. (On second thought, I think you're referring to Eprimav. In that case, it all spends on his app: has to be Mafia worthy. snip snip snip

    For anybody with more than one character, please evalute your dudes and see who is actually necessary and who is not. I want to cut off anybody who isn't really important, although I won't be the one to decide. Seriously, I don't want everybody to have thirty dudes or dudettes. If you are above three characters, I strongly recommend you to see who you use and who merely exists.

    Actually, I was referring to Wasabi... and did I ever say I don't respect him? I respect everyone here. I just thought it might have been up in the air.

    ---

    As unfortunate as it is, I don't really use Cross or Horizon anymore. I'm still torn as for whether I should keep Cross or scrap him, though...
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((Yeah, you try summarizing a thousand years in a single paragraph...

    But seriously, it's so awesome to see you again! Although admittedly, it's somewhat hard to say as for whether or not you'll be able to join. But you know, Ninja's pretty awesome, so it's up in the air.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((WASABI?!

    I remember you! Oh my goodness, where on Earth have you been?! Please tell me you've come back to possibly petition to Ninja so you can join...

    ---

    And on an entirely different note...

    There's a certain part of me... just a slight part, so don't worry right now. But I kinda want Ivan to give Cross an upgrade so he looks kinda like General Grievous.



    Look. At. That.

    Seriously.

    Not gonna ask anything right now, because then I would sound hippogriffical. But maybe someday.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    Who are you? Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but... this thread isn't over yet, and it's not ready to be over yet. Your comment's unnecessary, at least. Or were you trying to say something else?
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    Oh just the usual. Takranos' tower is going to become the base and home of Team Takranos (totally not egotistical in any way) and the gift shop will be in space (which will include all variety of Chicken Sandwich memorobilia). TK's wanting to make even more changes to his characters (although I probably don't have any right to speak, considering I've got four already (#adminbonuses)) and I'm still bustin' his chops. Day and night. Breaking his teeth, too.

    You know, the usual.
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    *pries open TK's jaw and smashes his teeth, then yanks on his uvula and evacuates before the imminent vomiting*
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    *drop-kicks TK over a giant chicken sandwich*
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    posted a message on Gun Arc: H4X0RZ
    [Gemini]

    After finally emerging from the forest, I come out at Fort Willis. It was a pretty big place, but I've seen bigger I suppose. First things first, though - I had to visit the shop.

    After asking around and finding the shop, I approach the counter and browse the variety. From grenades and guns to low-level H4CKs and basic toiletries, this guy had quite the assortment. I pulled the Launch Boots H4CK out of my pocket, and I smiled. "How much for this?" I asked. He eyed it curiously, and smiled. "Not too much, but it'll get you buy. 550," he said.

    "Only 550? You're joking. I had to kill a whole squad of PCs to get this H4CK!" I said, clearly frustrated.

    "Doesn't matter WHERE you got it. My only real concern is how much it's worth, and I say 550. Take it or leave it."

    I grumbled, and handed over the H4CK. In response, he handed over a sack of money, which instantly got added to my total. "Thank you for your business," he said with a grin. I grunted, and continued browsing through his wares.

    After about ten minutes, I came to the counter with three fragmentation grenades, two sonic grenades, a flash grenade, and a gas grenade. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're preparing to take on a Giant," he said with a snicker.

    "How much for all of it?" I asked.

    "900. But I'm willing to negotiate," he said reasonably. I rolled my eyes, and looked at the grenades. "... 500," I offered.

    "I'm not THAT negotiable. Or gullible. 800's a better deal, wouldn't you say?"

    "600?" I asked.

    "800."

    "700?"

    "750."

    "Sold," I said, handing over the money. I took the grenades and clipped them to my belt, then walked off. "Oh, here," the merchant said as he tossed me a roll of paper. "I don't know why, but I'm feeling very charitable all of a sudden. That'll lead you to a spot that's supposed to have a good treasure. I'd go after it myself, but uh, I can't leave my stall. If you actually manage to find the treasure, I'll pay you very, very well for it," he offered.

    "... I'll go check it out," I said as I left the shop.
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((TK, the city has already been built. If you want to have yours remodeled, you'd have to just ask Takranos.

    Also... you don't realize JUST HOW MUCH magical energy Tak really has. He simply chooses to hold it back most of the time because if we didn't... well, the world would become something like these images.







    Nobody wants that.

    He doesn't need your sparkle sandwiches.))
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    posted a message on Wrath of the Divine
    ((Ooh, I've got one.

    You know that tower in the middle of Sylvias, the city Takranos built? He's going to expand it. It is going to be so tall that by the time you reach the gift shop, you are in ORBIT. The rooftop pool has a LOVELY view of Alpha Centauri.))
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    posted a message on The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said
    Mine isn't so much the stupidest thing ANYONE'S ever said, but more the stupidest thing... I'VE ever said.

    A few years ago, I was at an IHOP (International House of Pancakes) with my family. The server comes over to take our order, and for those of you who have been there, you can essentially create your own omelet - you tell them what you want on it, and they'll make it exactly how you want it.

    So I asked for one of those... and I asked if it came with eggs.

    The whole table bust out in laughter. It was then that I was reminded that omelets are made FROM eggs. I already knew, but... the question just kinda flew out of my mouth. The best part was the look on the server's face.

    I'll admit, not my smartest moment. Hard to say if it was my STUPIDEST, though.

    Well... then there was this one time. Coincidentally, it was at that very same IHOP.

    So we walk in the door, and as soon as we enter that waiting room with the comfy benches, I see these two police officers walking towards the door to pay for their meals. I was roughly 5 years old, I think.

    So my five-year-old mind thinks "Wait, don't cops only eat donuts and drink coffee?" And of course, anything a five-year-old thinks ends up flying out of their mouths at the worst possible times.

    Like when the cops are opening the door to leave.

    We decided it was a good idea to go to a different IHOP.

    Er... yeah...
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    posted a message on Gun Arc: H4X0RZ
    ((If you insist. I guess he was only gonna sell it anyway - he doesn't really need it.))
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