How come buffet food is always so much more filling than other food? I mean, you pay for like a whole winter's worth of food to take the family out to dinner, but everybody eats maybe two or three dishes before you're on the verge of exploding. Why? Even if you don't actually eat that much food, that's the case!
In other Caleb-related news, his new book series, The Solomon Chronicles, is a smash hit with one of his family members! It's still a work in progress, but he plans to evolve from that!
Eenie Meenie Minie Moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers, let him go... wait, scratch that! There's no WAY I'm going to release a roaring predator that I just provoked!
So, you're going to keep holding on to its toe? Erm... good luck, lunch, no, I mean, Count...Of course, the moment you provoked it was the moment you messed up, it doesn't really matter what you do afterwards unless you run... FAST.
Wait, you mean that you know about my master plan to reduce everyone's intrest in that rp for a couple days so when no one is looking I can make myself the supreme ruler of the land there and when everyone comes back I can command my army of Magicarps to lock them in the dungeons of my castle? You know about that?
I'm thinking French or German, but I'm open to other suggestions.
And no, before anybody mentions anything, Klingon and Orcish are not valid options.