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    posted a message on The Goodwill thread- Free gift games!
    Oh well p00p! Also this guy ----->'. Why does nobody use him on this forum? He is so lonely. He just wants to make your sentences practical.- The Nostalgia critic. lel. Seriously, why not a limit of asks? Maybe,hmm 5 at best? You can see usernames on here so it should be no problem. But who am I kidding? Nobody wants to improve this forum, and it seems nobody, can. But enough of my rant/joke. Seeing as jokes and sarcasm are bannable offenses these days, I will say goodbye, for I am not coming back from a ban, and it is not possible for me to come back, I will say one more thing, I can not use an apostrophe, ever.



    I will give credit to this forum though, at least you are not the My little pony fandom. Thank God.
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    posted a message on The Goodwill thread- Free gift games!
    Does anyone have Mass effect for gifting on steam? Username : Cestus1138. I want it, but I'm not sure how to ask without sounding like a beggar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The first one, I like to play series in order, just my thing.
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    posted a message on Imagine top notch software, but FREE!
    So if you are a gamer like me then you probably have thought of making games. Need to learn coding? Plenty of online tutorials for almost every script. 3D animation and graphical design? Blender is free. Sounds and music? There are plenty of free stock sounds online. And when you do all this you probably go to a forum like this and post it via mediafire, or something like that.



    Now you're wondering "Can I make a good game?". We have all this good software but it's too expensive. I have an idea! If some dedicated programmers could make programs as good of quality as Maya, Unreal, and good programs that make games we love loveable, for FREE, than I believe we might see an explosion of games by indie developers. Just a theory.



    This wave may come in the form of a kickstarter, or many kickstarters. Maybe it will come in the form of freeware, that was made out of the goodness of someone's heart. Maybe people are so greedy it will never come at all. But to be optimistic my bet is on the kickstarters. But if someone just said "Oh Here top notch software, FOR FREE!" than I'm pretty sure Lucifer would be ice-skating.



    But if anyone does know how to make programs like that and did it completly for free, than I'd use all of them. Of course I'd make money off any games I make but pretty cheap since I wouldn't have to worry about royalties. Maybe I'd make a few free ones as a tribute to the guy(s) who made the software.



    Just an Idea. Nothing official or hinting. But if you are someone who can make these sort of programs then by all means announce that your gonna make it free to the people. But don't let me influence you, I'm just someone who wants to make games with genres unheard off, hardly industry changing.
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    posted a message on I made a lore.... inspired by a meme. I DARE YOU TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!
    Quote from pefan»
    why 2K games at the bottom they make good games?

    I didn't make this image. I found it. So really I don't know. Joke I guess?
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    posted a message on I made a lore.... inspired by a meme. I DARE YOU TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!
    I've created a lore for hopefully, a game. It is contemporary fantasy (because guns). Now I did take consideration to copyright, and I came up with my own races and such. I've even thought of gameplay. It would be like skyrim but also a bit like DA: Inq mixed in with some aspects of completely different genres. And yes, you can ride karts. In fact Karts are what are mounts, and you can build your own and customize it. Of course there is golf (no pun intended) and even golf-clubs are weapons (comes in one and two handed). And if I can get my coder and 3D modeling friends to help I think we can make content, but alas we have no funds. We would also need voice actors and such (not to hard to come by actually).

    But anyways if you have questions about the lore than feel free to ask a question. Or just talk about this topic.
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    posted a message on Need helpz with things listed!!!!1111ONE!!!
    Wow that was cool of you ERBF! I think I can get good info from that. Thanx!
    Posted in: Modification Development
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    posted a message on Need helpz with things listed!!!!1111ONE!!!
    I already know java. I was kinda hoping for a preset formula for the things listed and I can base off that. I can't really re-read a video and sometimes people don't get to the point at all. PLZ i'm just asking for basic info is all.
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    posted a message on Need helpz with things listed!!!!1111ONE!!!
    Ok so I'm such n00b at modding and want to make a couple mods to get some rep in the community. I want to know how to do the following.

    Weapons.

    Blocks

    Dimensions

    Biomes

    Functions

    mobs

    Please be as simple and as easy to understand as possible. I will NOT understand anything you say if you scramble your text, leave details out, or don't explain anything.
    Posted in: Modification Development
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    posted a message on Notch's watchet secwet! Warning: Trollpasta!
    Here's Dog Jackman if you're wondering what he looks like. LOL
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on Notch's watchet secwet! Warning: Trollpasta!
    This is a trollpasta, a funny story that looks like a scary story.If I use derp speak in the story I don't have to give any warnings about what's real (you know what i'm talking about). Enjoy the tale. But you know this is a parody, right? You aren't going to call Notch saying you know his secret. If you do I'm not responsible, you are!

    One day I was playing minecraft with some friends. I liked playing minecraft with them because they knew all the best secrets, and they smelled like decaying cheese in real life. We were playing a mod-pack by popularMMOs called "The mahd pahck". The mods were "Biomes very plentiful" which was made by Kim Jong Un,"Millenzaire" by Kinnikendizzle which added ghettos to your minecraft, "Mo explosions" by Michael Bay, and "Ballkhan's weapon mod" by Khan. We downloaded the pack and we were ready to play this huge epic piece of crap awesomeness.

    We named our world "1-2" because we were underground and cool. We spawn'd in a "made in china" Biome. The wood was fake and in broke when we punched it. One of my firnds said "HAY THIS GAYM IS TRIING TO GREEF MEH1". I just shook it off even though I wasn't in a state of fear. We tried to find a nice American Biome to find quality wood and stuff yo but den we end up in da "Detroit" Biome. It was so run down and ratchet it made me twerk to my stomach. We found one of our millenzaire ghettos, It was a Bloods culture and they were being chill and stuff. The leader named "Pinesol" told us that a guy named "Herbran" was snitching on the cops and stealing their rims. He said if we join the bloods we can get weapons to kill him.

    After a long time of building crack houses, abandoned warehouses, and gas stations that don't violate copyright laws we finally were one of the bloods. We got the title of "One of the homies" but we needed to learn how to be come their leader. Pinesol told us to find Herbran we needed to go to a "Hyper-realistic" Biome. We went to the Hyper-realistic biome and found blood oozing from water, the trees were all in .exe format, and missingno was in my inventory! We was scared because we HAD to go inside! Inside what? A cave with nothing but a jukebox and Iggy Izalea records. Everyone know shes just one of the Wayans brothers but no one believes admits it.

    When we look for JoJ and sus we found Herbran. He was such a MAMA LUIGI I just want to punch him in the DINNER. But I knew deep down in my heart that ALL TOASTAS TOAST TOAST and that cs188 cure me of spadinner virus or at least treat me. Herbran spoke in a terrifying Jeremy Irons voice "I AM GURD1". But then Dog Jackman, a man from the present came in his time machine. He swung his ax at Herbran but that only made him turn into a super sayian. Dog got went back to the blood's hood and left his ax. I GAWT REELI REELI MAAD! So I turned into Shrek, then Johnny test, then finally, Spingebill. I pulled out a mini-gun and capped Herbran for 9069 damage and that was good because that was his health.

    We went back to our bloods city and cap'd Pinesol because that's how gangs work. But he was ok we just put a blue hat on him that said "IMA CRIP" when he was sleeping. We also found a book on Herbrans hot bod, it was called "Notch's secret". It turns out Notch is married to Matthew Mcconaughey, Is Doctor Who's father, and The duke of Sweden with Pewdiepie being the king. WOW I KANT BEELEEV ET, NAWCH IS SO RATCHET!

    Then I got off my computer. Oh what you thought I actually did this? No it was just Wednesday.

    Herobrine is not real. BUT HERBRAN IS LOLOOLOLOOLOOOO!!!!!1111
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on "Lore" Q&A
    Why are pigmen zombies?
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    posted a message on My epic dark story of notch and jeb. LOL
    It all started when our predictably heroic protagonist, Notch, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling really stunned, Notch poked a ninja star, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Unaware of the bleakness of existence, he realized that his beloved Java was missing! Immediately he called his vicariously jealous friend, Jeb. Notch had known Jeb for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were striking ones. Jeb was unique. He was charismatic though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Notch called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

    Jeb picked up to a very unctuous Notch. Jeb calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies turn red before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually earnestly cringe *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Notch. Why was Jeb trying to distract Notch? Because he had snuck out from Notch's with the Java only three days prior. It was a sassy little Java... how could he resist?

    It didn't take long before Notch got back to the subject at hand: his Java. Jeb yawned. Relunctantly, Jeb invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Java. Notch grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Jeb realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Java and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Notch took the nappy, busted-out hatchback, he had take at least ten minutes before Notch would get there. But if he took the Camel? Then Jeb would be abnormally screwed.

    Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Jeb was interrupted by ten dimwitted Pigs that were lured by his Java. Jeb shuddered; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling pleased, he aimlessly reached for his potato and aggressively slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Camel rolling up. It was Notch.

    ----o0o----

    As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a heroic leap, Notch was out of the Camel and went indiscriminately jaunting toward Jeb's front door. Meanwhile inside, Jeb was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Java into a box of carrots and then slid the box behind his refrigerator. Jeb was stunned but at least the Java was concealed. The doorbell rang.

    'Come in,' Jeb wildly purred. With a deft push, Notch opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some insensitive coke fiend in a deliciously practical 4-door,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Jeb assured him. Notch took a seat right next to where Jeb had hidden the Java. Jeb sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Notch was distracted. As if it really mattered Jeb noticed a pestering look on Notch's face. Notch slowly opened his mouth to speak.

    '...What's that smell?'

    Jeb felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when Notch asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Java right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A oafish look started to form on Notch's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dangerous oil-soaked rags from when she used to have pet venomous koalas. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Notch nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Jeb could react, Notch deftly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Java was plainly in view.

    Notch stared at Jeb for what what must've been three seconds. Before the all-seeing eyes of a perpetually displeased diety, Jeb groped indiscriminately in Notch's direction, clearly desperate. Notch grabbed the Java and bolted for the door. It was locked. Jeb let out a eccentric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Notch,' he rebuked. Jeb always had been a little oafish, so Notch knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Jeb did something crazy, like... start chucking potatos at him or something. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he gripped his Java tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

    Jeb looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Notch. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame three days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Notch. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Jeb walked over to the window and looked down. Notch was gone.

    ----o0o----

    Just yonder, Notch was struggling to make his way through the foxy forest behind Jeb's place. Notch had severely hurt his scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Pigs suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Java. One by one they latched on to Notch. Already weakened from his injury, Notch yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Pigs running off with his Java.

    About six hours later, Notch awoke, his love handle throbbing. It was dark and Notch did not know where he was. Deep in the humid bush, Notch was really lost. Just as zero people expected he remembered that his Java was taken by the Pigs. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a bloated Pig emerged from the swamp. It was the alpha Pig. Notch opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Pig sunk its teeth into Notch's shin. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Notch's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

    Less than eight miles away, Jeb was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Java. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened carrot. With a mighty thrust, he buried it deeply into his kidney. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Notch... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the Java that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Pigs, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(

    LOLz!!1
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on Make a fake culture!
    The objective is to create a fake culture. It can be as realistic or fanciful as you wish.Don't be afraid to make dictatorships and the like, it's all about creativity. Come up with as many as you like to. Maybe add pictures for details.
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    posted a message on Cosbydaf! Maybe.....
    If you read creepypasta you obviously heard of "NES Godzilla", right? The creator of that pasta is Cosbydaf. I talked to him, and he might be designing a texture pack and maybe even texture for a mod I'm making. Check out his artwork on deviantart. Again this is a MAYBE! Not a yes or no.

    Here's his page: http://cosbydaf.deviantart.com/

    Picture used is not mine and is creative property of Cosbydaf.
    Posted in: Resource Pack Discussion
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    posted a message on Ebbabbon. A minecraft campaign. (idea)
    Ok modders want to make a mod pack? I got an idea.

    Ok so here's the idea. You are in a wild world filled with magic, metal, and danger!

    You can raid dungeons and bring the treasure back to where you live. You can hire mercenaries to help fight mobs. You can build transits from a simple mine-cart and cow to a magnificent train! Find nomads and help them settle down to build towns and eventually cities. Explore Biomes that would make other biomes look like Justin Bieber! Craft new weapons and craft a de-randomizer for enchantments. Also craft cool armor based on ancient cultures. This is based of D&d campaign Ebberon so combat should be fun! It doesn't have to limit to description but stay on topic.

    Ok so this is a sort of contest so it does have rules. So if you want your mod in this pack read closely.

    Must be original mod. No pre-existant mods, this is supposed to be full of mods that are meant for each other. Plus permission is really hard to get!

    Forge compatible. It's main-stream so it will get popular that way (furious destroyer says: ookay lets plai this Mahd pahck!) Plus some launchers look like viruses.

    In english. I wanna play this too.



    OK modders let's see what you got.

    side notes: I sort of typed as I went along.

    I can do textures if you want.
    Posted in: Requests / Ideas For Mods
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