:SSSS:WARNING, EPIC STORY, READ AT OWN RISK
Creepers were The Lord Markus' failed attempts to create man, and when he finally DId create men, creepers were happy, they were happy to have mankind and pigmen as company, they built huge houses together, huge towns, cities, and empires, life was good
but there was one problem with men and pigmen, they had something the creepers didnt, greed, if a creeper was mining and struck iron, gold, or diamonds, the others would dash towards the payload, and snatch it all up,
one day, the first nether portal was discovered, and everyone rushed in to find lush riches in the new world, the nether was a beautiful place, there was a golden castle full of riches beyond their wildest dreams. the owner of the fortress, Lord Markus himself, came to see what had been done, his home in shreds, he saw happy men and pigmen strolling down the bridge he made carrying more treasure then they could carry, this angered Markus and he cursed the entire population of the world, the sky turned a crimson red as all men were separated from eachother, so far that the may never be able to come in contact with another human being again, the pigmen were not so lucky, being the honor guards of the fortress, sent to earth to accompany man, Notch stripped them of life, barred them from reentering the surface world ever again, and put huge, horrific firebreathing beasts in their place as guardians.
the creepers went about their business, waiting for their companions to return, but they never did
the creepers donned depressed faces, until one of them saw something, a light in the distance, he was elated to reunite with a possible friend, but instead of greeting him with open arms, he struck him with a makeshift wooden sword, the creeper was devistated, and the bottled up sum of all felt emmotions of all currently living creepers at the time, gained a burning, explosive feeling of vengance, and he burst, destroying the small outpost that the miner called a base, marking the age of a new era of creepers, an era of vengance, an era of freedom, and most importantly, an era of very pissed off players
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