Sticks, retrieve them from your assholes. No need to break down planks to get them anymore, as you are all clearly full of them. Anal storage however is not the recommended method, that's why Notch created chests.
Chests which have been modded by many people, and redistributed and game modifications under the canCopy international "parody" and likewise copyright adjunctions.
As per this thread itself, you people are so retarded not to understand what a diff patch is.
1. You need to own and have installed minecraft to use them, you have to have an updated version of the minecraft jar to downgrade to something.
2. Each patch file holds NO SOURCE CODE ITSELF, it only offers the ability infact to REMOVE code from the jars, to go back to previous jar versions. You CANNOT use a diff file UNLESS you have both the patch, and a VALID CURRENT VERSION OF MINECRAFT.
3. You people are retarded, notch made chests, stop storing sticks in your assholes. (to reiterate my introduction for those that don't quite understand it)
4. ???
5. PROFIT
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