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(Lol, I expected someone to Freak out. This ship dwarfs planets. Kinda. Anyways)

"We submit to scans. We, that is, Empereror Srebro IV The Icebringer, would like to meet the person behind this voice. I must also warn you about the fact that any hostile action will be met with your sun's mass being infiniely rended. I don't have any data recorded about what happens then, but I believe it is going to be very nasty."

The A.I. then cuts off the Signal, and a moderately sized cruiser is released from one of the Hangar bays. Even though this ship is fairly big, it is smaller than an ant to the Elder Kleinstern. It waits to be scanned.

Decelerating to sub-light speed.

Suddenly, the planetoid comes to a halt near Mars. Many anti-gravity generators are cancelling the gravitational influence of The Elder Kleinstern.

"I am The Boardcomputer of the Elder Kleinstern. Please remain calm. We do not wish to harm you."

Initiate finite space-rending.

The Elder Kleinstern's thrusters emit a rippling purple flash. For an outside viewer, it seems like the ship is being bent around itself.

Entered near-mass free state.

The titanic vessel is speeding towards the Sol System.

I summon Srebro Icebringer. He headbutts a random monster.

(Remember the spikes?)

Location: Local Group, Dark Space.

Scanning... Please wait, your icyness.

Scan complete. High amounts of anti-particles have been found, radiation is 0.2% over the normal, temporal gravitational inconsistencies at one planet and gravitational inconsistencies at many places in empty space.

Prediction: Sentient and warring species, capable of destroying and rebuilding at least one planet, evidence on knowledge of fission and fusion. Probability of finding cause: 1.325478865560865477888985521142%

Name of Government: Kleinstern Dominion
Species: Unrecorded humanoid, three metres in height, live forever if not killed by means of weapons, no particular psionic abilities, though some individuals possess a great control over temperature, the greatest to ever be recorded from Srebro IV. called The Icebringer. Only surviving member of species wears body covering armor from refined insanium (a pre-stage of tiberium that is a lot more light while somehow also managing to provide the protection of a dreadnought for the one wearing it.) Looks medievalish, the helmet is shaped like a skull and has a crown with 30 centimetre spikes on it. A Dark blue cape is also included. This armour is usually worn by executors, the dark blue color is the color of the emperor to show his loyalty to him, the skull is a symbol for becoming one with dead and dealing righteous punishment.

Description of government: Srebro IV. The Icebringer is the allmighty emperor of the Kleinstern Dominion. He is assisted by an A.I. of considerable intelligence.

History: As his species has been wiped out by some apocalyptic event, Srebro Icebringer is now cruising with his planetoid-size gunship "Elder Kleinstern" around the universe, looking for the source of said event. The giant ship looks exactly like The Subspace Gunship from SSBB, albeit resized to Jupiter-size. It basically works like in SSBB. Commence the Subspace mayhem!

I summon Elder Kleinsterns and throw them at Jupiter. Because of science and omegrantes, a monster takes damage.

I summon logic and reason. Suddenly, they combust in sparkles of flying water bats because freedom of thought jumps into the fray. I ignore the general mayhem and professionally strangle an enemy with the electric wires. After the sparkles of flying water bats landed on him.

Quote from ReptileHL

herobrine is (i believe) nothing but a little mob that spawns sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rarley, notch addd him and kept saying that he baiscally can't remove him, also, on the minecon thing logo thingy, you can see herobrine over there !

He is not in the game. Case closed. There was a human mob that could spawn, but he was removed too.

I summon reason and plot. Plot brutally slaughters reason, so the Assassin somehow gets damage.

I summon Victor the Wither Skeleton Assassin. He hides in the shadows and suddenly the spider is littered with holes from plasma canno s because of reasons.

Days until arrival: 3

We have a mission kazar....

Bad punz.


Anyways, I Research Megaphone:

Effect: The person says something after completing a wave.

Cost: 50 $

I smite someone. With Alpha Centauri. On his/her nose.

I summon Leviathan, World-Eater and general Jerk against ships. The Enderdragon in his eyes qualifies as a ship and so he munches him alive.

4 days until arrival.

I summon Elder Waffensterne, Elder Schlachtstern, Elder Kleinsterne and Elder Anti-Sterne. I crash them into the Terror Enderman.