@The_Nonexistant_Tazz: The "his" is referring to the stick. As in the stick would have had his mass scattered except the same thing is done to UserZero because of the power of similes.
Also yes, i think I joined the first DTG before GM's health was below 95.
I don my boots of shin-obliteration (they deal maximum pain to shins), then start kicking Herobrine in the shins from all points of history at once. I then feed him to the InfiniKitten, the amalgamation of all kittens that will have ever existed, second in power only to the OmniBee. The simultaneous feeling of pain and adorableness (that is a feeling, saying otherwise will get you fed to the InfiniKitten) overwhelms Herobrine's mind and leaves him with the intellectual capability of a carrot. Then I taunt Herobrine by stealing his nose.
RGW ÜZRGIE ID RGW HIZEBÜKA. NÄ VEIRGWE.