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Three quarters of the users on Facebook & YouTube spell like 5-year-olds & use horrible grammar, so I can't really decide on the worst example I've seen. One thing, related, though, is that I really hate it when people use the "it's only the internet" excuse. Sure, if one's post has some spelling mistakes & grammar mistakes but still is understandable, I can take it. But when they type like one of those typical teenage Facebook girls (omg liek i luv u fuk al u haters ur all gay i fuked ur mom last nite u ashole), I take it as one of two things:

1. They're too lazy to put a few extra characters and correctly spell your words.
2. They're an idiot.

If it's a valid point and can still be understood, I judge them as the first one. But if it's just fangirl/fanboy trash that you usually find on Justin Bieber music videos, then I'm going to assume they're just plain stupid.

If you're that horny, go watch porn or something. That's what I do when I get the same feeling...

Quote from Hurize

You also have to open up certain ports and such, Just stop bro. I know more than you.

Even though you think external hosts are needed for PC servers? If one were to start up a friends-only server, like that of the Xbox edition, it would be perfectly fine to host it on their computer. Paying for external hosts just to play with a few friends or so would be ridiculous.

Have you ever considered thinking about the fact that your INTERNET CONNECTION IS AS SLOW AS A ****ING SNAIL? Don't complain about long download times if your internet only gets 40kb/s.

And if you're the only person here who experiences crashing & slowdowns with Steam, then clearly it's a problem on your own end, not Valve's. Whether it be doing something else that's eating up RAM or just having a crappy computer, it's not Valve's problem if these problems are exclusive to only you.

GTA4-Mods.com

I have quite a few weapon & vehicle models from there, along with some other script mods.

Queen

This is the same troll that started that other topic about the same subject xD

Well played, I must say. Well played.

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Quote from masterfable117

xbox software is good xbox in my opinion can handle alot just as good as a computer.

Obviously you know nothing about computer hardware. Considering that the Xbox is 6 years behind current technology, it cannot run as good as a PC and can't even come close to handling infinite worlds. Its' "gaming optimizations" don't make up for it either, you can't have a 6 year old system outperform a higher-end modern system no matter how hard you try.

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lol Its funny reading how people justify their answer when they have no understanding of computer hardware or software.

Also, Everybody knows that Minecraft worlds arent technically infinite, but a 64000*64000 km area comes pretty close.

Yeah, I'm not sure why people are asking to include infinite terrain in Minecraft. I doubt they can inhabit every part of the world, considering how huge it already is.

Quote from lavafoxx

you're still under the assumption that pc hardware and 360 hardware are similar, they are not. the 360 hardware out performs the equivalent pc hardware because of the optimizations to it specific for gaming.

Yes, but the optimizations are being put onto a system with 6 year old hardware. Even if it does outperform a PC with equivalent specs, it will still not be able to handle as much as a higher-end modern PC could.

Quote from DyIan

I'd stick with Minecraft for XBOX. The pc version is just too laggy sometimes on my crappy computer...

Fixed that for you.

How could you all forget the greatest villain in video gaming history?



Alright, maybe I was jumping the gun when I said "greatest" villain, but I think doucheist villain is still appropriate. I mean this guy is a colossal douche; his doucheness knows no bounds; if doucheness was one of deadly sins, he would be the embodiment of it; if you looked up Eric Sparrow on Google, it would ask if you meant 'douchebag'.

I don't know how Neversoft did it, but they actually managed to create someone in a video game whose very face makes me want put a hole through my monitor. That's just impressive, and Jesus **** do I hate him for it.

He's practically one of the seven wonders of the video game world.

Actually things are moving along quite well.

By the way, Minecraft Revolution sounds like a cool name for a punk band.

Marv

Pardon this level of aggression from a newb, but... I really, really hate this kind of people.
Gamers, you aren't entitled to anything, especially not when we're talking about free of charge updates. If you want Jeb to update more frequently, look into ways of helping him out. If none can be found, sit down and shut up. Have you really, seriously, never worked on any kind of project before?

It's done when it's done.

Fast updates = shitty bug ridden updates

I worked on the First Strike mod for BF2142 at one point (as Safe-Keeper), and when we were doing testing of a major release (many new maps and vehicles and other cool stuff), all of a sudden the community decided they'd waited for long enough, and there was so much outright hostility from certain members, none of which contributed with development or testing or helped us in any other way, that we decided to release before we were ready.

You can tell where this story is leading? Can't you? Yup, 1.2, which was supposed to draw in lots of new players and rekindle a mod that was didn't really see that much populrity, was a bug-ridden, crash-prone mess. We recovered, of course, but it wasn't fun. Hopefully someone learned something along the way.

Haters, there are people out there wanting faster updates.

Little children, the developers have lives, and there is such a thing as the three T's (Things Take Time).
Be ****-ing patient already.

Obviously a troll... Also I'd say the fail here is the fact you have Roblox pinned.

Word of the wise for the OP:

Never buy an HP ever again. If you want more information, just ask, and some of the "pros" here will go into the details as to why they're probably the second-worst manufacturer to buy from (don't get me started on Alienware).

You followed information the second time we told you, which is quite remarkable compared to some of the pathetic idiots we get in here.

Basically, how it works with those tards, is...

Tard: "hurp derp fart i broke my coputur halp me"
fm87: "I'm not entirely sure what the problem is...be more specific"
Tard: "well minceraft runs at like negative four kajilleroonioillionafartinasticaliciousion fps"
fm87: "Okay, go into dxdiag et cetera"
Tard: "look call of duty black cops runs on medium so why cant i run mincefrapht?"
fm87: "Do as I asked, please."
Tard: "look heres a screenshit sory i dunt know how to post images {broken link}"
fm87: *sigh*

Hours of troubling-idiot-shooting later...

fm87: "Okay, here's what you need to do... this, that, blah"
Tard: *afk, never returns*

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Is this English?

Ask yourself your the one that altered it.

force updating redownloads all of the files, it's almost the same as deleting .minecraft...go ahead if you want, though, there's no stopping you.

Also, can you speak english please? I have no idea what you're trying to say other than "my game broke". Use grammar and capitalization, don't use "teenage girl on facebook" speak. Use "intelligent programmer on Google+" speak.

I see this on Facebook too much.

But Notch also has employees and he doesnt charge anything but to buy the game. 4J studios may have employees, but the game itself made them bank. Paying for skins would be great, but I say do something to setup your skins and texture pack through the xbox website, 4j website, or xbox itself for a price like the halo extended fileshare you had to pay for that feature. even still if they need the money its not the real deal here, your getting skins that could appeal to you, but in the true nature of minecraft you need your skin's you have grow to love just have us to pay like 40MSP for every time we change it. I would be fine with any of these.