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    posted a message on Make Your Post as Boring as Possible
    To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. Whoa! Don't stampede for the exits! I promise I'll get to the main topic of this letter, Diamond Tiara's peccable vaporings, in just a few sentences. I simply feel it's important first to provide some additional context by mentioning that Diamond Tiara has so frequently lied about how it's okay to produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to take rights away from individuals on the basis of prejudice, myth, irrational belief, inaccurate information, and outright falsehood that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, Diamond Tiara's confidants don't really care that her parasitic jokes paralyze needed efforts to explain a few facets of this confusing world around us. Diamond Tiara then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one.
    I believe, way deep down, that Diamond Tiara somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (we ought to worship malapert wantwits as folk heroes), distortions (the government's policies should be at odds with the will of the people), and misplaced idealism (her excuses are Holy Writ). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "floccinaucinihilipilification". She always puts a fugleman in charge of preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. That way, Diamond Tiara can feign innocence, as she wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, she can easily deny that certain facts are clear. For instance, enough is enough. In reaching that conclusion I have made the usual assumption that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities and, as the alternative, the lethargic and materialistic dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Diamond Tiara. Choose carefully because if adversarialism were an Olympic sport, Diamond Tiara would clinch the gold medal.
    Diamond Tiara sometimes uses the word "epididymodeferentectomy" when describing her tracts. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. Perception becomes reality if one is brainwashed for long enough. Diamond Tiara's acolytes probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, we must nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. If we do, then perhaps a brighter day will dawn on planet Earth. Perhaps people will open their eyes and see that Diamond Tiara's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Diamond Tiara-ism". It is a liberticidal and avowedly biggety philosophy that aims to confuse, befuddle, and neutralize public opposition. As this letter draws to a close, I should state that I regret not having been able to say more about how Diamond Tiara is a myth-generating machine. However, I hope I've told you enough to spur you on to find out more for yourself.
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    posted a message on Torchlight 2 Coming Out Tommorow!
    Are you going to pick this game up? I already did like four months ago, pretty much.

    Will you drop Minecraft for at least a while to play it? I haven't touched Minecraft in ages, so I can't exactly say I'll drop it.

    Do you think it's gonna be better than Wowblo 3? More than likely, but I can't exactly answer this question either, because I've never played Diablo III.

    On a scale of 1 to 10, your hype level? 9.

    Which class will you pick first? Engineer, because it's who I played as first in the beta.

    An hour and a half more, guys, prepare your bodies.
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    posted a message on Mess up the image above as hard as you can!
    I think there was a thread like this already, but if so, then I suppose it's dead, very dead.

    The rules are simple. You open the image the user posts in your preferred image editing program, and mess it up as hard as you can by either drawing all over it, or using a bunch of special effects, and then post the edited image, along with a different image for the next user to mess up.

    EXAMPLE:
    Image


    The same image above, but messed up.

    New image


    Same image above, but messed up.

    New image


    Rules!:
    No porn/gore images, please, keep it clean. Yes, pony images are allowed, why wouldn't I allow them?

    Begin!

    Mess this image up!
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    posted a message on Count to 400 before...bronies post
    Still zero.
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    posted a message on How many Steam games do you have?
    Team Fortress 2
    Counter-Strike: Source
    Terraria
    Half-Life 2
    HL2: Deathmatch
    HL2: Lost Coast
    Dungeon Defenders
    Garry's Mod
    Torhclight
    Torchlight II (pre-purchased)

    Yep, I don't have even half as much Steam games as everyone else here it seems.
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    posted a message on Darkout - 3D Terraria
    Okay, so now I have this and Starbound to look forward to.
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    posted a message on mother games or earthbound
    Earthbound (MOTHER 2) obviously. I could never get into MOTHER 3 for some reason.
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    posted a message on Type in any Language, but English
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    posted a message on Describe your favourite game and make it sound as awfull as possible
    It is without a doubt the hardest game ever made, even on Easy mode, I die all the time, and I don't know HOW anyone can even beat the game! It's obvious that those who have managed to beat the game on the hardest difficulty without using up a single continue has no lives. The music is probably the only good thing about it. The game runs in 640x480 of all things, everyone knows graphics make a good game, right? I was hoping I was gonna be able to play the game in 1920x1080, but NOPE, it HAS to be 640x480!

    Touhou
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    posted a message on The next poster is ...
    Nope, it's been almost six years since the console launched, and I still don't have one.

    Next person thinks I'm a furfag for liking Lucario.
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    posted a message on The next poster is ...
    Nope, never even heard of that.

    Next person dislikes my current avatar.
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    posted a message on The next poster is ...
    Obviously, because I don't play "underrated" (more like practically overrated) JRPG's that I have never heard of until a several people started shoving them into my face for like four years straight.

    Next person is in at least one gaming clan.
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    posted a message on The above avatar is the cover of a movie!
    My Little Pony: Rainbow Dash's Quest for Radicalness.

    Two Pegasi have just arrived in Ponyville, and Rainbow Dash becomes jealous, because they are cooler than her, so her goal is to become the coolest pony in all of Equestria!
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    posted a message on Bronies VS Furries (New edition)
    74.

    Now we are!
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    posted a message on Why do people hate on the wii?
    Because motion controlled gaming was apparently invented by Hitler.
    Posted in: General Gaming
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