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    posted a message on Lets teach Cleverbot about Minecraft!
    Cleverbot: Can we reach the stars?

    Cleverbot (To myself): No, we can't.

    User: Play Minecraft.

    Cleverbot: I don't have Scrabble.

    User: Play the sandbox game Minecraft.

    Cleverbot: What game?

    User: Minecraft.

    Cleverbot: Is it getting intense?

    User: Totally.

    Cleverbot: So what do you want to do when you grow up?

    User: That is irrelevant.

    Cleverbot: No it's not.

    User: Yeah it is.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yeah...

    Cleverbot: You don't have a life...

    EDIT: Adding on.

    User: You don't have a life...

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: No you dont, you are a robot.

    Cleverbot: No. Are you.

    User: Your not very clever are you?

    Cleverbot: You are not clever.

    User: Minecraft?

    Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of PostSecret?

    User: Do you watch porn?

    Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.

    User: What have you heard about the game Minecraft?

    Cleverbot: Well, there are a bunch of games. Most of them are pretty good, I hear.

    User: Not games in general, only the game Minecraft.

    Cleverbot: For the pc.

    User: Yeah its for the pc.

    Cleverbot: No the beach is for people.

    User: You make me wonder...

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Who would possibly buy you for 3 dollars for the iPhone?

    Cleverbot: Yeah well you have the right idea.

    User: Your not worth 3 dollars.

    Cleverbot: Yoour only worth 13 dollars? So I can buy this website for 13 dollars?

    User: You spelled Your wrong, and you dont own me so no, you cant buy this website with me.

    Cleverbot: You spelled your face LONG!
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    posted a message on Making a war server.
    PM for server info, going to be whitelisted, dont know max players yet, only looking for FUN PEOPLE =D

    Its going to include 2 castles with no rules on what you have to do to win =p
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on Castle Wars - SMP War Server
    Alright, basically you can make your castle wherever you want, ill start you guys off with basic gear, and you need to destroy or take a certain objective, will be certain events for materials during the intermission, its going to be whitelisted with a max of 20 people online at once for now, until i learn the limits of my intronets.

    Send me a PM if you want to join, im looking for people that have fun and dont grief and can listen to rules...

    have 4-5 friends that are going to play already =D
    Posted in: Alpha - SMP Servers
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    posted a message on Hosting causes my comp to lose it's network connection
    about 4-5 different worlds :sleep.gif:
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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    posted a message on Hosting causes my comp to lose it's network connection
    This has nothing to do with lag, its my internet dieing, there IS something broken in the multiplayer server. Whether its missing compatibility with my computer in some way or just blatantly broken it is a problem with notch and not me, a month ago i could host 20 people with no issues no lag nothing, now i cant host for 2 people without my internet crashing on my computer and FORCING ME TO RESTART IT.

    (once again, only happens with minecraft server)
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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    posted a message on Hosting causes my comp to lose it's network connection
    I used to host my server through my external with 20+ people connecting to it, had no problems, now if 2 people are connected i randomly lose all of my internet ONLY when minecraft server is running, i know it is minecraft, there is no certain trigger, it just happens randomly for me. Have to restart computer to fix, not gonna be hosting until this is addressed kinda annoying having to restart my computer every 30-40 minutes because of this.

    (Yeah, im hinting towards notch broke something again.)
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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    posted a message on Few issues ive noticed.
    1. I fell off a high hill, and then my server crashed, said push any key to continue then closed.
    2. After falling and logging back in, i had all my items back and my old items were still where i died.

    Any fixes for these? im planning on make a seige war server and people duping their items by dieing is a little insane.

    And i dont want my server crashing if someone falls off a bridge or castle..or ladder.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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    posted a message on Fix One Problem Create 10 others...
    The OP is right, if he doesnt test his patches and they break they game even more than they fix it, he shouldnt release it, all you kids that think the OP is wrong is ignorrant and needs to stop kissing notch's ass. Testing is part of game development, you cant throw an untested patch into a game and expect people to be nice and just tell you bugs without complaining, most games would do this, or would have bugs, but they dont have 700,000 purchases in alpha phase, this isnt a normal game being released, its one that has already made its millions so it should be developing faster and have a better crew than most other indie games.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on For all you who wanted health and etc.
    I guess notch doesn't have his priorities straight, he adds **** to single player and does minor things to SMP instead of fixing the one thing everyone wants fixed? Id give up this whole patch just for health, its what ive been waiting for since i bought it 2 months ago :sleep.gif: If he keeps ignoring the community and having useless updates this game will never reach its full potential.

    And to the guy above me, hopefully that isnt a recent update of his progress since its being released tomorrow...
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on Official statement about the MCAdmin issue
    I did use McAdmin at one point, then it messed up my hey0 so i stopped, McAdmin is a good program but i honestly think anything made by a guy that bans people on their own servers, should not be able to distribute software to anyone, and anyone that SHUTS DOWN someones server should be banned from Minecraft.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on MCAdmin revision 109
    Installed Vanilla Server, didnt work, then took my Hey0 folder outta mods...and it works, compatibility with the new hey0 anytime soon?
    Posted in: Server Support and Administration
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    posted a message on MCAdmin revision 109
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    Sorry if this seems like massive spam, but i cant run my server anymore, was working fine all day yesterday then i try to start it today and it just keeps doing this, all i did was updated my Hey0
    Posted in: Server Support and Administration
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    posted a message on Offline Multiplayer Disconnected by server Outdated client!
    Then log into your account on the launcher, it will update it for you, then you can play, the only way to get the update it to log into a paid minecraft account, if you are lieing to get free minecraft i would suggest not talking anymore, the Offline Multiplayer part of your topic kinda hints towards not having an account.

    If you do have an account this will work, if you dont, it wont work, stop trying to get the game for free. You Cant.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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    posted a message on Llamacraft - Finally compatible with 1.2_01
    Hello, is there any way to just get the bucket and furnace fix out of this mod? i want lava, fire, and tnt to work =(
    Posted in: Server Support and Administration
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    posted a message on Offline Multiplayer Disconnected by server Outdated client!
    Considering these are your first 3 ports and you joined yesterday (or today, time zones are funky)

    I am guessing either 1. You have a copy that wont update since you dont have a real account

    or 2. There is no number two..

    Your not supposed to be able to play if you dont have a real account. You can only play single player.

    If you have a real account and its not working then go to the IRC and ask around, probably more helpful people there.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Support
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