Yeah, I'm living the friggin' American dream. Haven't done laundry in weeks; if it smells funny, spray it down with Febreeze and throw it on. There's moldy food in the fridge. I don't want to check the mail because I know it'll just be bills and spam from the local grocery store.
Dinner is a burrito with Velveeta and last Tuesday's leftover KFC.
Wow. I actually feel slightly better about my own life after reading that entire post.