Uh... What's Proxima Centauri?
What RPGs do you play?
I set up a 10 HP Stamina battle, and just dodge all of their attacks until they inevitably kill themselves with self-damage. (Yes, Pichu can actually kill itself in a Stamina match if it takes self-damage.)
I take one of the Pichu's souls and give it to a tree, which will somehow cut itself down in order to fall on the next poster. If it fails, then it will somehow fuse itself together and repeat.
I use the Stasis rune and hit the Cookie with literally every single arrow I have, which gives it enough kinetic energy to fly out of the lake of Corium.
I force the next poster into Master Mode and make them fight nine Golden Lynels, all at the same time, with absolutely nothing at their disposal, and they cannot use commands to give them something. If they win, they get the Cookie.
Let's see... *refers to checklist*
MAX Boost? Check.
Omegacritical Hit? Check.
Charge in effect? Check.
Tarukaja on me? Check.
Rakunda on him? Check.
Sukunda on him? Check.
Alright, we're all set. *Unleashes Hassou Tobi*
You get hit with a total of 7,199,280 damage.
If you get close to the Cookie, you will be inflicted with Slowness 255, so that you will not be able to get closer to the Cookie, and you will die of starvation.