Those pictures are actually pictures of my girlfriend. Before you go off and say "omg he stole pictures from his girlfriend off Facebook so he can pretend to be a girl on the internet!" No, that's not how it happened.
One fine afternoon, I was taking my dog for a walk when I got a text from my girlfriend asking all these questions about Minecraft and I told her what it was all about and stuff. She signed up for the forums and asked if I had an account and I told her my username and all that jazz. After that she texted me saying that it would be funny if I pretended to be a girl on here (keep in mind that she barely goes on the internet and she doesn't know what the internet does to girls, etc.) So I asked her if I could use her pictures and we made a bet (10 dollars) on how long I could last. If I could make it to 5 months, I win (I made it to 10 or something.) I decided to do it longer for the hell of it.
I told everyone because I was just getting bored and I didn't want to take the risk of getting some info wrong and getting called out or whatever.
Aaaand I just realized that Orc jerked off to a picture of my girlfriend.
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What the hell did I do?
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Reality is reality.
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I'd say a 3.5.
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Just a guitar player?
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It's a Pokemon.
Seriously guys? Joe Strummer vs. Orc.
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This is true.
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Funny story.
Those pictures are actually pictures of my girlfriend. Before you go off and say "omg he stole pictures from his girlfriend off Facebook so he can pretend to be a girl on the internet!" No, that's not how it happened.
One fine afternoon, I was taking my dog for a walk when I got a text from my girlfriend asking all these questions about Minecraft and I told her what it was all about and stuff. She signed up for the forums and asked if I had an account and I told her my username and all that jazz. After that she texted me saying that it would be funny if I pretended to be a girl on here (keep in mind that she barely goes on the internet and she doesn't know what the internet does to girls, etc.) So I asked her if I could use her pictures and we made a bet (10 dollars) on how long I could last. If I could make it to 5 months, I win (I made it to 10 or something.) I decided to do it longer for the hell of it.
I told everyone because I was just getting bored and I didn't want to take the risk of getting some info wrong and getting called out or whatever.
Aaaand I just realized that Orc jerked off to a picture of my girlfriend.
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C'mon Orc. I thought you were better than that.
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HAHAHAHHA.
I was expecting it.
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That's the spirit!
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Can I silently dislike you?
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If we had a battle to the death with everyone's avatar, mine would reign over all of your avatars.
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Your avatar reminds me of some kind of Dwemer contraption.
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Stop making me hand out rep to you.