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    posted a message on Minecraft! :D
    Quote from anthony5008 »
    K thanks? Whats a flame?

    Flame: A small fire; An internet term: "Look at him flaming!" or "Darn flamers." (Terms from the Flest-inary)

    A flamer is a child that prefers to hop onto a forum or another widget/site with chat enabled for all. They then proceed to flame. This means they say bad things to ruin someones day, unless the victum isn't offended by the flame.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on Request: Scottish Skin
    If you can make one I will use it and advertise you when people ask where I got it. :smile.gif:

    Details: Anything but no hats and must be able to have someone look at it and understand its scottish please. (Must be male aswell)

    Thanks

    ~Flester
    Posted in: Skins
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    posted a message on Well this came to my mind. Will servers ever be stable?
    Quote from Anthony_Stone »
    Well, Question will be backed up.

    Will the SMP servers EVER be stable and lagg-free? Think about it.

    ---Currently, There is no conversion of data from night to day- Day to night.

    ---No monsters to spawn and sync in, process and send data, Most effects are Client Side.

    ---Items are Client side again less data to send.

    ---Furnace Less data as that simply DOES NOT WORK.

    ---We can not attack other players and damage them, Thus no data to send to the server saying " HURR DURR I HIT HIM"

    -------Boats are not Streamed/Synced.

    ----Minecarts are not Synced/Streamed.

    ---Buckets of lava/water don't stream properly.



    So the server does not need to process the data that way.

    Now. The majority of SMP servers lagg. I'll be honest. You can agree. They MOSTLY lagg with over 6 players on.

    Now, Imagine if servers have SO MUCH LESS DATA TO SEND LISTED ABOVE^^^^^^
    Then How laggy will the servers be when they have So much more data to send and process at the same time. With MORE users on at one time.

    What are your thoughts?



    -Small Edit-


    Do you think the hosting software is extremely slow in the format it uses to stream? Could this also be the cause for the server lagg?---Could it be improved for faster speeds?

    Well this post is informational, but so is the blog. Notch said it was buggy and he released it to keep us from whining! He has left for the thing in Germany. (I know form his Blog andhe got on the server i was on and talked a bit then said he was leaving for it!) and he will fix it when he returns! PS: If you are on a wrapper server the command for a working furnace is #summon (or #s) 62 1
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from lolwut0 »
    Quote from RjMint »
    Quote from lolwut0 »
    Random video is random and unrelated to Minecraft.


    WRONG!

    it is because as soon as the sun sets the monsters come out and thay all rush into their base!

    :SSSS: + :Skeleton: + :Spider: + :Zombie: = The Monsters in that movie thing...

    O LUK HIS MOUTH IZ OPEN LIKE CREEPER LOLOLOLO
    LETS POST DIS ON MINECRAFT FORUM XDDDDD

    The connection between that video and Minecraft is 0.00001%. Stop trying to cover up your mistakes

    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    PS: That does look like a creeper!
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on The reason animals aren't in SMP atm.
    Well love takes time... ya know?


    EDIT: im a noob at video working on this forum! If you can fix it, please do!
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from SkyPiercers!? »
    Quote from Flester The Great »
    Quote from Jamimi »
    Watch as Notch add pyramid head-like mobs to MC...

    I woulden't doubt it.

    And they pick you up by your throat and tear you skin off? That would be pretty sweet.

    Player: NO NO NO NO NOOOO!
    *Skin gets ripped off*
    Player: DAMN IT! I'm default agian!
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from Jamimi »
    Watch as Notch add pyramid head-like mobs to MC...

    I woulden't doubt it.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from firetigerchs »
    I got how the first part relates to minecraft, but how does the second part relate?

    HAPPY 300th POST! The second part is were the mobs attack the base and they have to lock themselves within the Church (base) to keep safe.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on Seriously creeped out, send help.
    Quote from FoxChicken »
    Quote from Flester The Great »
    Quote from haxelnut »
    @above
    What?

    You boviously don't understand the ways of the great Flester.

    You're an odd one....

    Oh man, go back to the Survival Multiplayer thread and click on: "IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS" and yes im very odd, its my personality. :smile.gif:
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from SuddenlyCreepers »
    ...
    entire flaster is babies

    WARNING: Nasty ****
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Quote from Invertin »
    Quote from Flester The Great »
    !

    Fixed.

    Thanks I was getting a bit confused.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on IM SHATTIN' SOME BRICKS
    Seriously! This is the scariest thing I've seen! How close Silent Hill is to Minecraft!


    So the video is about some players returning to their base in SMP at night. So I watched, and once that pyrimid head ******* ripped the girls clothes off (no nudity can be seen so the video is safe) and then proceeds to rip off her skin while shes alive... I SHAT SOME BRICKS THAR! Then he threw it at the door... I SHAT SOME BRICKS THAR TOO! Then people began to ask for the Pyrimid Head skin.... I SHAT SOME HUGE BRICKS THAR!

    Lesson Learned: Play on peaceful!
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on Seriously creeped out, send help.
    Quote from haxelnut »
    @above
    What?

    You boviously don't understand the ways of the great Flester.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on Seriously creeped out, send help.
    Quote from kholhaus »
    So I was playing Minecraft and started to work on a little fishing village project.

    While gathering materials for it, I hear a 'huhh'. Short and echo-y. Like a split-second. A sort of sigh.
    Night comes, I build a hut to hide in, and craft some stuff with materials.
    Morning comes, and I go out to make a ocean-side farm, I hear another 'huhh'.
    After I set it all up, I go out to chop some trees with my new axe, and when I come across a cave, it is completely empty, and quiet. I hear a 'huhh' and freak the hell out.

    I go into the raws, and lo' and behold, there's a sound called 'breath' that sounds just like the one that haunts me.

    Help.

    EDIT.
    IT IS NOT, a cave sound. It is NOT a mob sound.
    I'm on peaceful, and I've had good experience with cave sounds before.
    Go into the minecraft raws and go into the 'random' folder. It's there, and I have no idea what it is.

    What you've got is a Demonic Ghost. What this, is a creature that looks a little like the image here: :Notch:
    Now this is one demon from hell! What they do is they have 'intercourse' with the closest thing they find. In this case... a zombie. :Zombie: Although another silent alternitive is rock. :stone: This is what is on most maps. Now it can't be seen by the naked eye. If you turn on 3D, and hide in a pitch black cave all night you will see it. Trust me, I discovered the creature myself. There is one on every map. I've also seen UFOs in Minecraft but that's another story. Now this creature likes to joke with you sometimes, so occasionally he will tell his mate to moan, although sometimes it's not fake... but when it jokes it may also tap your shoulder. This means you need to run to a beach fast then grab a torch and return to the cave. It is IMPORTANT That you got one from a beach, no were else. Now you put this creature into a "Hula Stance" this renders it dancing with a hula skirt. If you are tapped don the shoulder agian you can run to the nearest wood, if there is a torch take it, if not, leave. Now bring the torch back and place it exactly 6 blocks infront of you at the cave enterance, now walk to the corner of the cave. Now when you turn around, congratulations. BLOODY MARRY
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on Major Bug in Survival Mode
    Quote from Alanim »
    have you tried changing your location? that might do it(through modding it)?

    *edit* if you don't know how just upload the folder and I'll do it for you.

    Well I've moved my location a few yards, I can try to move myself farther.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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