I volley a basketball towards a nearby brick wall. The ball ricochets off the wall, onto the ground and launches back toward me. I punch it, and the ball follows a similar pattern, bouncing off the wall and back to me. Every cycle begins faster, until both the ball and my hand movements are a blur. With a huge spike, I send the ball crashing through the wall, brick and mortar spraying through the air. The ball flies into the air.
I then strap several grenades and a few mirrors to the Barabsol Bomb, and tie a bunch of balloons around the whole pile. I launch it into the air, so that it slowly floats slight above the Hivemind.
"And … 3 …. 2 ... "
The basketball falls back to earth, ripping through the bomb package and into the Hivemind. The package then explodes, several times, launching flaming shards of mirror glass through the Hivemind.
"Oi! You ... Uh ... Whoever you are ... Stop that! .... Yeah..."
"..."
FOCUSED
I then retrieve a revolver from my pocket and pistol whip Twitchy's face. I leap over the beast and spray gunfire down at it. And a stab in the back for good measure.
---Charges----
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/2) COMPLETED
I summon up a couple of smoke machines and throw more smoke bombs across the battlefield. Then, I spread over sized caltrops, sharp stones, spike strips and crowfeet across the ground. Digging a few more holes, I plant several bushes of starthistle and water them with premium EZ-growth formula. The substance works far too well, and after a few minutes the ground is covered in a thick mesh of spiny plants.
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (2/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/?)
4/5 Golden Deer.
7/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to engie and FINALBATTLE
The voice inside his head again.
" ... *yawn* ... oh, we're here."
"Well, I'm glad you've finally joined us."
" Interdimensional travel creates a large amount of stress on the mental and physical sections of the body. Especially when I'm the one controlling it."
0
Maybe new features will push its life span a further along, but maybe eventually it'll give up the blocky ghost.
0
Endermen? NO THANK YOU. Screechy noises? ULTRA NO THANK YOU.
0
I've always enjoyed the default Painterly Pack.
0
FOCUSED
I volley a basketball towards a nearby brick wall. The ball ricochets off the wall, onto the ground and launches back toward me. I punch it, and the ball follows a similar pattern, bouncing off the wall and back to me. Every cycle begins faster, until both the ball and my hand movements are a blur. With a huge spike, I send the ball crashing through the wall, brick and mortar spraying through the air. The ball flies into the air.
I then strap several grenades and a few mirrors to the Barabsol Bomb, and tie a bunch of balloons around the whole pile. I launch it into the air, so that it slowly floats slight above the Hivemind.
"And … 3 …. 2 ... "
The basketball falls back to earth, ripping through the bomb package and into the Hivemind. The package then explodes, several times, launching flaming shards of mirror glass through the Hivemind.
" … On …. Damn it."
Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = Intoxicator (2/6)
12/25 Queen Ant. +4 from Tazz.
11/25 Redwood. +4 from Tazz
1/50 SEE IT BLOOM.
1
Silverfish. All ten thousand of them.
0
22/34. Harder than expected.
0
"And now..."
I glare at Zero as she attempts to intimidate us.
"Oi! You ... Uh ... Whoever you are ... Stop that! .... Yeah..."
"..."
FOCUSED
I then retrieve a revolver from my pocket and pistol whip Twitchy's face. I leap over the beast and spray gunfire down at it. And a stab in the back for good measure.
---Charges----
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/2) COMPLETED
Steel Dagger && Snake Statue && Spider Venom = ??? (1/?)
7/25 Queen Ant.
6/25 Redwood.
1
This bat truly has no fear.
1
Getting back to base after a tough mining trip/journey and marvelling at my spoils.
0
Icepick90 tried to breakdance over lava.
0
They don't eat.
...
They absorb positive emotions, which makes them explode.
That's why I freak when they sneak up on me.
0
"Ok. Kill giant monsters. Gotcha."
"One of which is giant card dealing ... thing, and the other is a giant... WHAT? WHY? "
"When have these games ever been normal?"
*sigh* "Ok, never."
"Thank you."
I focus, then toss a fireman's axe at the chief.
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (1/?)
6/25 Queen Ant. +1 from Tazz.
5/25 Redwood. +1 from Tazz.
(Oh dear. Looks like I'm suffering from Haven't-Played-Undertale-Itus. AGAIN.)
0
UH. Well. Empty space. For now.
/null
0
Somewhere ... else.
ZZZZZ....ZZZZZZZZ....ZZZZZZZ
I awaken.
"GAH! .... Wait ... where is everyone?"
"Uh... you feel asleep. Like always. You should focus on getting over there, and figuring out what the hockey sticks is going on."
"Hmm ... ok. That sounds good."
I run over to the battlefield, tap the nearest humanoid on the shoulder and ask...
"What the frig is going on here?"
"Smooth."
4/25 Queen Ant.
3/25 Redwood.
0
I summon up a couple of smoke machines and throw more smoke bombs across the battlefield. Then, I spread over sized caltrops, sharp stones, spike strips and crowfeet across the ground. Digging a few more holes, I plant several bushes of starthistle and water them with premium EZ-growth formula. The substance works far too well, and after a few minutes the ground is covered in a thick mesh of spiny plants.
Orb of the Sun && Orb of the Moon = ??? (2/?)
Betty Crocker Fruit Gushers && Can of Shaving Cream = Betty Crocker Barbasol Bomb (2/?)
4/5 Golden Deer.
7/25 Queen Ant.
+1 to engie and FINALBATTLE
The voice inside his head again.
" ... *yawn* ... oh, we're here."
"Well, I'm glad you've finally joined us."
" Interdimensional travel creates a large amount of stress on the mental and physical sections of the body. Especially when I'm the one controlling it."