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I am currently very good at Minecraft. I got it when I was 9 years old and have played almost every version. I know many crafting recipes most people do not (for instance, you can craft Andesite with Diorite and Cobble), I know many secret redstone and non-redstone doors, I know many secret mobs and mob secrets, etc. I have accounts on all the latest Minecraft Forums and other sites, for instance, Minecraft Command Science:

https://minecraftcommand.science/profile/_enderslayer174_

I am fairly modest about this stuff. I don't go around saying, "I know a bunch of crafting recipes wanna hear?". I really only use these skills in SinglePlayer, since some of the stuff I do is way to complicated to do in survival.

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If you want me to talk about what I like to do in Minecraft, I've got plenty. I like to... *deep breath* build, mine, create, survive, tame, farm, fight, explore, and more. In reality, though, I like sports, science, astronomy, engineering, and exploring.

What will really make me laugh is if you told me this one joke I heard once. This is how it goes:

So, two hunters are out in the forest, hunting. As they are walking along, they come upon this giant hole. It must have been, like, 100 feet wide. But they couldn't see the bottom. So they debated about how they should figure that out. Then one of them said, "Hey, why don't we find something big, throw it down the hole, and when it hits the bottom, we'll know how deep it is!". So they look around for a little while, and they eventually find this big, rusty anvil. The pick it up, and throw it down the hole. It keeps falling and falling and falling and falling...

Suddenly, they hear... Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop. They turn around, and they see this GOAT running towards them! The goat runs past them, into the hole, almost knocking them in. So, they're all like, "Whoa, did you see that? That goat just went into that hole!" So then they see a farmer running towards them.

He runs up to them and says, "Hey, have you seen a goat?".

The hunters say, "Yeah, he just went into that hole right there!".

Okay, ready? Ya sure? Okay.

So then the farmer says, "That's impossible! I had him chained to an anvil!"

I heard that from a comedian, and I couldn't stop laughing about it until 2 days after. Man, it was funny. I can't really tell the joke exactly, as this was a few months ago, but I told it to the best of my ability.

I think I got it all covered here! Okay!