I know I'm one to talk just having gotten guard a few days ago, but I really think (for American timezones at least) there are a large enough number of guards as it is. I only have trouble if 1) a Free faction is on but at least there are two or three other guards to help me sooner or later or 2) an Alpha isn't available to send C's who keep attacking me to D; I had three who kept spawning and dying at least 10 times each, and the only Alpha being Aldron on ignored my request to take care of the situation presumably because he was AFK. Thankfully, ben came on later and that was solved.
I think there should be a cap on how many guards there should be in a direct ratio to number of non-guards who play Convicted per day. That way, there would hopefully be guard population control which makes it more challenging for guards and more fun for Frees. Just a thought in light of how many guard apps there are and the thankfully small number who are being accepted but still cause guard numbers to swell even further.
Alternate Idea: We ship all our bad guards off to Killion.
How was this a temper tantrum LOL. I was laughing about this the whole time. I just think you are horrible at pvp and a lot of other stuff and should be demoted to whatever rank you were. Your sixth point is a lie,you always lie about this I killed you fair and square I killed you with full health before. This originated from you killing me because of guard duty (the first one you did right). I didn't ignore your comment, I didn't have iron armor at the time so it would be unfair. I've killed you with a stone sword though so I should've just accepted it right then. (Last clause is unclear) I didn't know how crap you were at PVP. You know what? I think this is an unfair thing to do-guards giving money? (Unclear again) I don't really see a point. Your lagging computer is just a ****ing excuse, mine does too with the render distance to tiny. You aren't average,you fight like a blind donkey. Are you actually(unnecessary comma) making fun of my rank;you think I care? LOL well guess what you're not even a guard yet, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You don't even carry out justice, I've seen people hit you multiple times then run away, and you are to lazy to run after them. After people have bitched at me over and over (Unclear Fragment). I have now realized it is ok to give your stuff away. But really? That is just not fun you are ruining it andyou're so called friends (I don't know how you have any) experience. So yeah,good morning Everybody
Goodness, it's hard to have a good morning with all the negativity in there. I corrected your grammar just to help you though. Ok let me just divide this into points again to make it easier for other people reading.
1: Temper Tantrum
Whether or not it was a temper tantrum, I will not be able to tell but if you're repeatedly telling me you'll get me demoted, I was guessing you were angry.
2: Horrible at PVP and other stuff
I'm not sure what the other stuff is but frankly you can't judge whether or not I am actually horrible at PVP because you never have challenged me in an honest duel. The only times I remember we were fighting yesterday:
Number 1: After I was fighting a diamond-enchanted free you managed to get in one hit with an iron sword and kill me.
Number 2: I was AFK several times yesterday and one time while I was in the middle of the C-Foyer, someone had killed me, I never knew but could have guessed it was you.
Number 3: Another post-Wezdachimp fight you managed to kill me
Furthermore, I only challenged you to a duel because you kept saying you could kill me with nothing but an iron sword which I would like you to prove again. On top of that, I believe that it's hard for anyone to fight with a lag of more than one second, which is my case sometimes when it has to render a lot of fighting. This hinders and therefore should excuse my PVP. I'd also like to point out donkeys are known for being stubborn fighters, so that was not a correct animal choice, I'd say you are a possum with the behind of an orangatang. Also making cracks on blind people is a very poor choice if you want liberals on your side, it's not also not kind to beat up blind people if I was so.
3: Injustice
Frankly, I have no idea sometimes who hit me when there's so many people crowding around me or maybe I'm busy with someone else and so it's hard to take care of every law-breaking prisoner like yourself all the time unless if I keep an eye out for them because they like causing trouble.
4: "Friends"
Most of the people who have stuck up for me I have not talked to or only had short talk with them while I was a prisoner/Free; they of their own free will have decided to stick up for me because they don't want whiny people being able to demote guards for petty things. They know what is right, and so do I.
5: Making Fun of your Rank
I don't think I have ever made fun of your rank, only said that you have the least integrity on the server nothing else about your rank.
6: Ruining Fun
I think I've covered this already I'm just doing my job, and keeping order in the prison, I am not doing anything which is infringing on the right of other guards or prisoners.
Lastly: You have no right to be judging and commenting on guard applications; even Frees rarely do that, it's the guard's responsibility to comment on a guard application. Hard-working people who deserve to be guards shouldn't have to be criticized by an upstart like yourself.
P.S
1) IGN:grantphantom 2) Your age:15
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)2 months
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Of course who hasnt? It is the most important thing to do.
5) Any experience with the prison genre? It is my favorite type of server and when I found this one I loved the staff and the overall enviorment this is now my main server.
6) What is your time zone? EST (Eastern Standard Time)
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? I have a very good relationship with the guards right now I talk to them a lot such as redstery11 I know all the rules by heart. I am in position of authority on many other servers but I find this one the best. I have already told everyone in my class about this server and they all love it! some people I have told are commanderAIK and zzwerling. I would be a great addition to this server! and I would be happy to serve. I have also seen some trainees that just give up a chase. I never give up a chase. I will chase them till I kill them really. I am also a great PVP'r It has been really boring just seeing all these prisoners attack me and break the rules I would like to use my pvp skills for a greater use and defend people instead of fighting back. I think I am a well known enough figure on the server that I deserve to be a guard I really hope someone will take a chance and read my application!
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire: As of now I am B I am close to ranking up to A
BTW: Noakii Told you I read the rules
I'm sorry but this would be a nightmare. First of all the app is decent, but there are shadowy parts to it. I have never seen you on the server before yesterday even though I've invested an average of an hour a day on this server since last month. The biggest lie on here is that you have a good relationship with the guards. That is not at all true (I'm evidence of this) and red even told you off for reporting me earlier, I don't think a conversation with him counts as a friendship. (I am not insinuating what he really may think but it is a lot to assume on your part.) As stated before, you do not act at all on the server like you do in this application.
The cheap political trick which you have committed here is using your alt/friend zzwerling, who has already encourage you guys to demote me immediately after grant's first post, has just recommended this app twice in a row when he is a B just like grant took upon himself before.
I do not feel like this would be a right decision even if the application may (not saying it is) be sufficient.
This image shows Empirarte giving a random C prisoner a crap load of money to rank up and kill me after him being pissed off that I killed him. I then said he still can't kill me, then he said I will give him Diamond Armor to kill you. Isn't this against the rules to give prisoners that much money and stuff? This is a report for Empirarte to hopefully get him demoted for what he has done. (he is a horrible pvp'r for a guard BTW)
Grant, lololol, you are the biggest loser I have seen on this server, and trust me I've seen plenty among the C's, B's and a few Frees.
First point: You cannot seem to understand the fact that that was the biggest piece of trolling I have ever done.
Second point: That is actually my RL friend who I gave that money to, it was all planned out. He would log in for the first time I'd give him 215k and he'd get free. It got a pretty nice response from multiple people.
Third point: I didn't give Melosios anything besides the money, he's been working on his own. Check the logs; I only said that to make grant's temper tantrum worse.
Fourth point: This whole "I can KILLZ uuzz, u cant KILLLZZZ meeezz" stuff originated in grant's extremely mis-informed and possibly retarded mind. Whenever I'm fighting full d-enchants it's obvious I'm going to take damage. When I'm down to a heart or half, grant finds it appropriate to come charging in like a miscreant and manages to get his one lucky hit. This has occurred twice. His puny brain somehow understands that when he has ten hearts and one target, I have one heart and three different targets, and he can kill me when with his iron sword when I have my prot 1 chainmail on, this means he is superior in PVP. When I challenged this notion earlier today by suggesting a 1v1 duel, he ignored my comment and I assumed he had logged off.
Fifth Point: Grant just because you hate me and think you are a good troll means nothing, I have been an upright guard who has followed the rules.
Sixth Point: I am an average PVPer, and because my computer lags, this may make my skills worse, but I will never be below a pig-snouted B-Block with the attitude of a mule.
Seventh Point: Being a guard does not necessarily mean being terrific at PVP you just need to be able to carry out justice, which is what I find myself doing just as well if not better than other trainees.
Eighth Point: As Ben said I can do whatever I want with my stuff and even in the illogical realm of your mental processing, I am still rather justified in my joke.
I resigned from the guard shortly thereafter primarily because I had not been to omega yet and had wanted to make money which I did and got a millionaire star with a quarter million sitting in my balance. And guards are a bit more balance now than then which was another reason why I quit. But now I am back and ready to serve.
I'm a little frustrated so I want to see what you guys think.
I always store up my iron and gold ore gathered from the omega nether mine, until I have 24 stacks which is all the spare room I have in my double chest. I do not use the private smelting furnaces because well there are only two for a room and that's pretty inefficient. I have a hidden furnace and enchantment area far from omega which I visit once my chest fills up.
I had just finished up another having gained 32 levels from my smelting and used that to enchant my diamond pickaxe which I always bring with me for that purpose. On the way back to Omega, I got ambushed my three creepers, two skeletons, and a zombie. This didn't tick me off too much, it was nighttime after all.
However while I was going back Noakii shifted the time from night to day and then back again after 15 seconds. When I reached the place where I died, nothing was there except a piece of rotten flesh left from the zombie. I hadn't been gone for two minutes and it had disappeared. No one else could possibly have found it but either way I've lost 50k of stuff because of such a stupid incident.
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I think there should be a cap on how many guards there should be in a direct ratio to number of non-guards who play Convicted per day. That way, there would hopefully be guard population control which makes it more challenging for guards and more fun for Frees. Just a thought in light of how many guard apps there are and the thankfully small number who are being accepted but still cause guard numbers to swell even further.
Alternate Idea: We ship all our bad guards off to Killion.
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Goodness, it's hard to have a good morning with all the negativity in there. I corrected your grammar just to help you though. Ok let me just divide this into points again to make it easier for other people reading.
1: Temper Tantrum
Whether or not it was a temper tantrum, I will not be able to tell but if you're repeatedly telling me you'll get me demoted, I was guessing you were angry.
2: Horrible at PVP and other stuff
I'm not sure what the other stuff is but frankly you can't judge whether or not I am actually horrible at PVP because you never have challenged me in an honest duel. The only times I remember we were fighting yesterday:
Number 1: After I was fighting a diamond-enchanted free you managed to get in one hit with an iron sword and kill me.
Number 2: I was AFK several times yesterday and one time while I was in the middle of the C-Foyer, someone had killed me, I never knew but could have guessed it was you.
Number 3: Another post-Wezdachimp fight you managed to kill me
Furthermore, I only challenged you to a duel because you kept saying you could kill me with nothing but an iron sword which I would like you to prove again. On top of that, I believe that it's hard for anyone to fight with a lag of more than one second, which is my case sometimes when it has to render a lot of fighting. This hinders and therefore should excuse my PVP. I'd also like to point out donkeys are known for being stubborn fighters, so that was not a correct animal choice, I'd say you are a possum with the behind of an orangatang. Also making cracks on blind people is a very poor choice if you want liberals on your side, it's not also not kind to beat up blind people if I was so.
3: Injustice
Frankly, I have no idea sometimes who hit me when there's so many people crowding around me or maybe I'm busy with someone else and so it's hard to take care of every law-breaking prisoner like yourself all the time unless if I keep an eye out for them because they like causing trouble.
4: "Friends"
Most of the people who have stuck up for me I have not talked to or only had short talk with them while I was a prisoner/Free; they of their own free will have decided to stick up for me because they don't want whiny people being able to demote guards for petty things. They know what is right, and so do I.
5: Making Fun of your Rank
I don't think I have ever made fun of your rank, only said that you have the least integrity on the server nothing else about your rank.
6: Ruining Fun
I think I've covered this already I'm just doing my job, and keeping order in the prison, I am not doing anything which is infringing on the right of other guards or prisoners.
Lastly: You have no right to be judging and commenting on guard applications; even Frees rarely do that, it's the guard's responsibility to comment on a guard application. Hard-working people who deserve to be guards shouldn't have to be criticized by an upstart like yourself.
P.S
I'm sorry but this would be a nightmare. First of all the app is decent, but there are shadowy parts to it. I have never seen you on the server before yesterday even though I've invested an average of an hour a day on this server since last month. The biggest lie on here is that you have a good relationship with the guards. That is not at all true (I'm evidence of this) and red even told you off for reporting me earlier, I don't think a conversation with him counts as a friendship. (I am not insinuating what he really may think but it is a lot to assume on your part.) As stated before, you do not act at all on the server like you do in this application.
The cheap political trick which you have committed here is using your alt/friend zzwerling, who has already encourage you guys to demote me immediately after grant's first post, has just recommended this app twice in a row when he is a B just like grant took upon himself before.
I do not feel like this would be a right decision even if the application may (not saying it is) be sufficient.
Thank you for your time
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Grant, lololol, you are the biggest loser I have seen on this server, and trust me I've seen plenty among the C's, B's and a few Frees.
First point: You cannot seem to understand the fact that that was the biggest piece of trolling I have ever done.
Second point: That is actually my RL friend who I gave that money to, it was all planned out. He would log in for the first time I'd give him 215k and he'd get free. It got a pretty nice response from multiple people.
Third point: I didn't give Melosios anything besides the money, he's been working on his own. Check the logs; I only said that to make grant's temper tantrum worse.
Fourth point: This whole "I can KILLZ uuzz, u cant KILLLZZZ meeezz" stuff originated in grant's extremely mis-informed and possibly retarded mind. Whenever I'm fighting full d-enchants it's obvious I'm going to take damage. When I'm down to a heart or half, grant finds it appropriate to come charging in like a miscreant and manages to get his one lucky hit. This has occurred twice. His puny brain somehow understands that when he has ten hearts and one target, I have one heart and three different targets, and he can kill me when with his iron sword when I have my prot 1 chainmail on, this means he is superior in PVP. When I challenged this notion earlier today by suggesting a 1v1 duel, he ignored my comment and I assumed he had logged off.
Fifth Point: Grant just because you hate me and think you are a good troll means nothing, I have been an upright guard who has followed the rules.
Sixth Point: I am an average PVPer, and because my computer lags, this may make my skills worse, but I will never be below a pig-snouted B-Block with the attitude of a mule.
Seventh Point: Being a guard does not necessarily mean being terrific at PVP you just need to be able to carry out justice, which is what I find myself doing just as well if not better than other trainees.
Eighth Point: As Ben said I can do whatever I want with my stuff and even in the illogical realm of your mental processing, I am still rather justified in my joke.
Have a good night everyone!
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I resigned from the guard shortly thereafter primarily because I had not been to omega yet and had wanted to make money which I did and got a millionaire star with a quarter million sitting in my balance. And guards are a bit more balance now than then which was another reason why I quit. But now I am back and ready to serve.
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I always store up my iron and gold ore gathered from the omega nether mine, until I have 24 stacks which is all the spare room I have in my double chest. I do not use the private smelting furnaces because well there are only two for a room and that's pretty inefficient. I have a hidden furnace and enchantment area far from omega which I visit once my chest fills up.
I had just finished up another having gained 32 levels from my smelting and used that to enchant my diamond pickaxe which I always bring with me for that purpose. On the way back to Omega, I got ambushed my three creepers, two skeletons, and a zombie. This didn't tick me off too much, it was nighttime after all.
However while I was going back Noakii shifted the time from night to day and then back again after 15 seconds. When I reached the place where I died, nothing was there except a piece of rotten flesh left from the zombie. I hadn't been gone for two minutes and it had disappeared. No one else could possibly have found it but either way I've lost 50k of stuff because of such a stupid incident.
Sometimes I can hate minecraft.
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Double blunder. *facepalm*
1. I meant when I logged off I was on the 2nd to last jump
2. I also play on another server called Creation Nation which has a parkour level called Treasure Quest which I was just playing
That certainly does make me look like a hacking noob when out of context.