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Supercharge ka doink, then turn advanced ADVENT trooper into arcade machine and toss at synaptic.

The flower was purple and wooden and smelly.

>do the hustle

You release the kraken. He eats you. Nice going.

>Irish jig

God responds to your hot nothing with a punishment. You dead.

>move to Peru

I rejoin in an anticlimactic fashion. I decide to buy as many Supercharges as I can.

Animal kingdom of Botswana rains on Cincinnati, people still curious about gorilla rain.

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I use a bazooka. Gotta kill them all! I easily breeze through Mt Moon, and release the cookie from its prison of annoying enemies.

I throw the cookie to the actual moon, where an alien hides it in a military spaceship that has a laser security system that'll slice you to bologna if you touch it. Did I mention the alien has a deadly ray gun?

Granted. Since the game isn't out yet, you filthy exploiter, you get a bootleg. And then Grand Dad steals your Nintendo Switch.

I wish for rof hsiw I

I send the Eater of Worlds on a wild goose chase by rolling a model of Earth off a cliff. He follows it and dies.

I take some mummy bandages from the museum that I got the model of earth from, then combine it with some oil, salt, and masks to create Amun-Re, God Of Stereotypical Depictions Of Egypt.

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I buy another supercharge and use it on Doink.

I flip the bird at the blighted entity. As in, the "throwing a bird at him" sense, not the "giving him the middle-finger salute" sense. The blighted entity, distracted by my AVGN reference, is hit by the bird. It is conveniently Dave Strider's Sprite (as in, his crow kernelsprite), and while it's being accosted by the brainless feathery bumhole, I cave its skull in with a spiral sucker.

I also research this:

Pogo Hammer

3 uses. When you attack one enemy while you have this equipped, it bounces to another random enemy. This effect is not in use if there's only one enemy left, and using the pogo hammer during that time doesn't expend any uses.

Little did you know that the lava pit under me was actually a disguised portal that you came through when I knocked you unconscious and threw you into the "lava". You get telefragged.

I throw the next poster into a pit of wet cement, then pour more on there and watch as they become a statue.

I buy a Supercharge and use it on Ka-Doink. A random enemy is so shocked at my uncreativity that he goes into cardiac arrest.

I pour skittles down the blight's throat-analogue until it vomits.