Also, I'm sorry I'm so oblivious, but can someone please explain how 'sidekicks' (Wilson, piono, etc.) work? If possible, one of the guys from those Dialoglogs my posting are coming on the battlefield soon.
Seeing as to how the Hammerspace && Prometheus' sword ended predictably, I shall Alchemize them again!
Two (2) new Alchemies!
Diamond Sword && Anvil && Torch = Prometheus' Blade (Level 2: 1/3)
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 4/6)
Hammer && Chest = Hammerspace* (Level 1: 1/2)
*Level 4 pun. No need to worry.
...Well...
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[redacted] (uT) began pestering unorthodoxTetromino (uT
uT: Heh.
uT: I was trying not to contact you directly, but...
uT: You have 5 minutes. Max. Run.
[redacted] ceased pestering unorthodoxTetromino.
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Okay, well, operation C.D. seems to be making some progress.
She just needs to...
Wait.
GORILLA!!!
TARDIS!!!
Through some miraculous miracle of miracuosity, I am still alive. This also brings up a plot hole no one noticed (or cared) about. Fear not, it will be patched the next time I post.
I attempt to get the attention of Richard. I offer him the Lilipups in exchange for a different Pokèmon also my life. If he disagrees, I attempt to throw in the hat from last turn which no longer exists. If THAT doesn't work, I ask him what is required for PG-hood also what the heck I'm supposed to do. Lower this guy's insanity? Through violence? No, that simply won't do. I mean, VIOLENCE!? Okay, I can understand throwing medicine down his throat, but...
I realize I am ranting with wildly inaccurate info. If he doesn't reply to any of the above, I simply ask him what to do.
I voted against zones. I'm sure they're fun and all, but they just make everything all that more complicated. Maybe 1 or 2 would be fine, but any more would, in my opinion, detract from the experience.
Also, uh, Twin, do you explain what's going on in the OP somewhere? I know there's a rampaging entity and a zone (which I have no idea how to get to), but that's it.:wacko: Sorry.
I toss Prometheus' Blade && Mercurian Malady in Hammerspace. If I can't, I just toss Prometheus' Blade in.
...So...you got it from Steve?.
...Yes.
Batcrap.
...Yes.
Alright. Master Apex, I have been working for you for a long 14 days. Can you please tell me what our goal is
No.
...Wh–
...I BARELY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, OKAY!? I JUST WANT THAT FLOPPIN' IDIOT DEAD!!! HE HAS NO PERSONALITY!!! I DO!!! I'M TRYING!!! HE ISN'T!!! OH MY QUAD!!!
...If I wasn't illiterate, I'm pretty sure I'd be able to tell what's going on.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!! TROLLIAN OR WHATEVER THE FLIP YOU CALL IT IS JUST ENGLISH WITH DIFFERENT LETTERS!!! LOOK, I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE FIRST ONE!!! THAT'S A 'T'!!! NOW, WHAT DO YOU TH–AHH!!!
Thank you, sir. That'll be all the information I need.
...
...
...
...Well...
...this is definite progress.
Using the the Logic Co.'s trademark phrase (we just don't care anymore), I turn the basket of puppies into 4 Lilipups. I then turn my hat (which appeared simply BECAUSE) backwards and begin making the Pokèmon battle theme with my mouth. I also add a 1 post charge to them, so the 4 collectively have the power of 2 turns.
THIS IS STUPID.
After this...I RUN. RUN RUN RUN.
Or fly, seeing as to how I'm still a temporal replicsimile.
Diamond Sword && Anvil && Torch = Prometheus' Blade (Level 2: 2/3)
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 2/6) I believe I also have Hammer && Captchalogue Card = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2)
HAMMERSPACE COMPLETED.
I slowly begin to realize how useless it is, seeing as to how my inventory is bottomless.
Well, sir, the missile went completely off course. They went AFK, then ADDED power to it.
...
...Sir, remind me, what is our goal?
...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
...And why am I still here?
...It depends on what you mean by that.
...
...
...Why am I still working with you?
Ah, yes. Heh. Well, without getting too meta, that is why you are here.
...'getting meta'?
...I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Even though I have this facade of having everything in control and whatnot, I really don't. At all. Whatsoever. I need to take advantage of all the surprises I can.
...Why do you have a time machine who's existence is dictated by quantum mech–
Due to the fact I have no idea what's going on–for about the fifth time–I approach the strongest entity in my general vicinity and offer it a basket of puppies, which–because Schröedingers cat also I love using that long dash–may or may not have rabies.
Ok, now one day der wah this guy nmed TWINBUILDER. EXCEPT HE ALso had this 'Split Personality(a different guy in your thing over your 'shoul-de-rs" and stuff(' nmed SPLIT. SO THE TWINBUILDER GUY WAS NMed build. So build (whom of wich is actually TWINBUILDER.). did stff that mad SPLIT(whom of wich is actually TWINBUILDER.). get made AT&T him (but 4 the ske of the 'NARRATIVE(the thing" let's preteng it's a grl so they can have sx later when 'THE_SERPENT GETS KIKLED OOPS SPOILERS AND STUFF okay so basxly yeha.
Yeah, not much so far, but boy is it fun writing this. Also, everyone, please don't kill me.
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Also, I'm sorry I'm so oblivious, but can someone please explain how 'sidekicks' (Wilson, piono, etc.) work? If possible, one of the guys from those Dialoglogs my posting are coming on the battlefield soon.
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Two (2) new Alchemies!
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 4/6)
Hammer && Chest = Hammerspace* (Level 1: 1/2)
*Level 4 pun. No need to worry.
...Well...
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[redacted] (uT) began pestering unorthodoxTetromino (uT
uT: Heh.
uT: I was trying not to contact you directly, but...
uT: You have 5 minutes. Max. Run.
[redacted] ceased pestering unorthodoxTetromino.
___
Okay, well, operation C.D. seems to be making some progress.
She just needs to...
Wait.
GORILLA!!!
TARDIS!!!
Through some miraculous miracle of miracuosity, I am still alive. This also brings up a plot hole no one noticed (or cared) about. Fear not, it will be patched the next time I post.
I attempt to get the attention of Richard. I offer him the Lilipups in exchange for a different Pokèmon also my life. If he disagrees, I attempt to throw in the hat from last turn which no longer exists. If THAT doesn't work, I ask him what is required for PG-hood also what the heck I'm supposed to do. Lower this guy's insanity? Through violence? No, that simply won't do. I mean, VIOLENCE!? Okay, I can understand throwing medicine down his throat, but...
I realize I am ranting with wildly inaccurate info. If he doesn't reply to any of the above, I simply ask him what to do.
G.C.: 28/40
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Also, uh, Twin, do you explain what's going on in the OP somewhere? I know there's a rampaging entity and a zone (which I have no idea how to get to), but that's it.:wacko: Sorry.
/null-ish
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Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 3/6)
Hammer && Chest = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2)PROMETHEUS' BLADE COMPLETE.
I toss Prometheus' Blade && Mercurian Malady in Hammerspace. If I can't, I just toss Prometheus' Blade in.
...So...you got it from Steve?.
...Yes.
Batcrap.
...Yes.
Alright. Master Apex, I have been working for you for a long 14 days. Can you please tell me what our goal is
No.
...Wh–
...I BARELY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, OKAY!? I JUST WANT THAT FLOPPIN' IDIOT DEAD!!! HE HAS NO PERSONALITY!!! I DO!!! I'M TRYING!!! HE ISN'T!!! OH MY QUAD!!!
...If I wasn't illiterate, I'm pretty sure I'd be able to tell what's going on.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!! TROLLIAN OR WHATEVER THE FLIP YOU CALL IT IS JUST ENGLISH WITH DIFFERENT LETTERS!!! LOOK, I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE FIRST ONE!!! THAT'S A 'T'!!! NOW, WHAT DO YOU TH–AHH!!!
Thank you, sir. That'll be all the information I need.
...
...
...
...Well...
...this is definite progress.
Using the the Logic Co.'s trademark phrase (we just don't care anymore), I turn the basket of puppies into 4 Lilipups. I then turn my hat (which appeared simply BECAUSE) backwards and begin making the Pokèmon battle theme with my mouth. I also add a 1 post charge to them, so the 4 collectively have the power of 2 turns.
THIS IS STUPID.
After this...I RUN. RUN RUN RUN.
Or fly, seeing as to how I'm still a temporal replicsimile.
G.C.: 27/40
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on a different note, can I double post if one of them is a null?
/null
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/null
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Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 2/6) I believe I also have Hammer && Captchalogue Card = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2)
I slowly begin to realize how useless it is, seeing as to how my inventory is bottomless.
Well, sir, the missile went completely off course. They went AFK, then ADDED power to it.
...
...Sir, remind me, what is our goal?
...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
...And why am I still here?
...It depends on what you mean by that.
...
...
...Why am I still working with you?
Ah, yes. Heh. Well, without getting too meta, that is why you are here.
...'getting meta'?
...I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Even though I have this facade of having everything in control and whatnot, I really don't. At all. Whatsoever. I need to take advantage of all the surprises I can.
...Why do you have a time machine who's existence is dictated by quantum mech–
G.C.: 26/40
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Alright. Now. What did I miss?
15 (traded earlier) + 6/10
MISSILE: 21/10
GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO—
Told you. Eedeeot. }:P
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...Is that Bill Cypher?
...I'm just gonna go find a corner to stand in and wait for this to blow over.
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By Quad is it horrible. Oh, this is gonna be so awesome!
[spoiler:CHOPTTER 1!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1)/)/)/7-8-?21771]
Ah kay s'bascly I lik 'DESTROY THE GODMODDER'(http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-destroy-the-godmodder-2-the-forge-database-and?page=11]
Sooo I md a FF!!! Yaysssss!!!!!
Ok, now one day der wah this guy nmed TWINBUILDER. EXCEPT HE ALso had this 'Split Personality(a different guy in your thing over your 'shoul-de-rs" and stuff(' nmed SPLIT. SO THE TWINBUILDER GUY WAS NMed build. So build (whom of wich is actually TWINBUILDER.). did stff that mad SPLIT(whom of wich is actually TWINBUILDER.). get made AT&T him (but 4 the ske of the 'NARRATIVE(the thing" let's preteng it's a grl so they can have sx later when 'THE_SERPENT GETS KIKLED OOPS SPOILERS AND STUFF okay so basxly yeha.
Yeah, not much so far, but boy is it fun writing this. Also, everyone, please don't kill me.
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...No that was not innuendo.
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I have plans. Vague, but definately plans. I think I lied about GLaDOS, as the more I think about it the stupider it gets. However...
Schröedingers
Cat.
Split
Personalities.
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I assault the nearest Mech with the Malady.
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Missile: 2/10
G.C.: 25/40
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I'm warning you, this is more or less my first time on that website. It could take a while.
Oh, it just said there's a 12 hour delay before I can post anything. :P. Everyone, be aware that this is going to be a parody. Please don't kill me.
Also, on Pesterchum right now.
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