Power 50/50 Henderson 50/50 (what information do I need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is too great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk.
The husk stands still.
(I did this on a whim to be honest. But I am too lazy to do anything about it. Also to busy. It is leading up to my summon. not to sure if I want to summon with Chara around though.)
Ornstien 50/50 Smough 50/50 (what information do i need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
I have been posting for a while but it keeps deleting my post so take 30.
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is to great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk. My Flailbldae falls to the ground next to the golem that was once me and evaporates.
Ornstien 49/50 Smough 49/50
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 1/?
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 5/16
I decide that it is in my best interests to start paying attention to that clown as well. If it tries anything that seems suspicious I think I will try to nullify the damage TO ME in any way possible. Because if there is one thing I know for sure, clowns are scary. I just hope no one sees any deadlights.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 4/16
So maybe I just wanted an excuse to kill some innocents. WHATEVER. I'm definitely fine with the lack of a body count attached to my name.
Please tell me that clown is not the one from madness combat. PLEASE.
There is just something that irks me about the Best Minecraft Player. So I use my Hax to empty his hunger and remove all his food and potions. I ALSO reMove any current buffs he has. The lack of sprinting should stunt his evasiveness. I then use Life Painting to create a bunch of microscopic organisms to attack him. Too small to hit reliably and there is no such thing as a damage dealing attack in minecraft that does less than half a heARt.
Please at least let the evasion debuff stick for at least this round.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/16 (We killed Twitchy so the level cap for alchemies increased? Am I right?)
Well, I can see many problems solved by virtue of the entire population being in minecraft. Overpopulation means nothing in a near infinite world, as do resource struggles. But for me, I could care less. Now that my mind is physically in the game, my hax are going to be more advantageous to me. I use a kill aura hack and start running towards the best minecraft player. No matter how pro he is, he can not dodge a kill aura. As I run past him, I activate aimbot and feel my perception and agility ramp up to unfathomable levels. I proceed to 360 no-scope him with a fire charge. I say one thing as I do this, "Get good, get LMAOBox".
I go up to the living embodiment of the law of conservation of ninjutsu. And then I use hax to change the number of ninjas around him by adding 0ne hundred. I then proceed to slash up the spread thin entity. I also, if possible, reduce the number of ninjas back to 19.
Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.
I call upon the power of the storms and start waving around my flailbldae as if I was a conductor. I use hax to change all the variables of the atmosphere around us into the values most conducive to a violent storm. And then I use my flailbldae to send the full force of the storm into Twitchy.
With Twitchy exposed I slash at her. As I cut a wind blade follows my slash. When the wind blade pierces through I use hax to bend space around and have it hit more times through what amount to portals.
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting (It can make very simple organisms, not as entities, to do certain things) 1/?
I start hacking around. I instantly replace the ground under the chief with air. If he tries to catch himself, I will slash his arms while they are occupied. If not, I glide down on a tornado I conjure and start dropping dance grenades around. Dancing is hazardous because of the vast amounts of spikes I added while I was messing around with the chunk.
(This is me being unsure of exactly what you meant by changing the base code of minecraft. Hope this is what you mean because otherwise I wasted a turn.)
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 11/11 COMPLETE
So... I somehow survived crawling inside the chief. I do not know what to think right now, But I do know I have two new toys to play with. I pick up my bluster flailbldae. I swing it at the stunned chief and as it cuts through a few key tendons in his leg a cutting wave of air peirces through the rest of his legs.
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 10/11
I decide that I should do the dumbest option possible and jump inside the wound I caused last turn. I am protected from the obvious disease risk by a metric ton of purification powder being periodically pumped in my veins to keep myself clean. And then I start to tunnel through the muscles close to me until I come out the other side. Left behind me is a trail of dance grenades, flash bangs, and slash wounds. That is assuming that the obvious and incredibly likely risks do not instantly kill me or something.
I am going all the way into craziness and vote for the tarot card some sets add as a joke, The Happy Squirrel. Because I honestly do not care about the cards. Now is the cue for them to mess me up in all the worst ways.
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 9/11
I take advantage of the Chief's (should I capitalize that?) hurting sides by rocket jumping next to him while holding out my flailbldae, which is absurdly sharp, and slice right through his already damaged sides.
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Power 50/50 Henderson 50/50 (what information do I need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is too great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk.
The husk stands still.
(I did this on a whim to be honest. But I am too lazy to do anything about it. Also to busy. It is leading up to my summon. not to sure if I want to summon with Chara around though.)
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Ornstien 50/50 Smough 50/50 (what information do i need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
I have been posting for a while but it keeps deleting my post so take 30.
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is to great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk. My Flailbldae falls to the ground next to the golem that was once me and evaporates.
The golem stands still.
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Ornstien 49/50 Smough 49/50
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 1/?
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 5/16
I decide that it is in my best interests to start paying attention to that clown as well. If it tries anything that seems suspicious I think I will try to nullify the damage TO ME in any way possible. Because if there is one thing I know for sure, clowns are scary. I just hope no one sees any deadlights.
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Ornstien 48/50 Smough 48/50
Paintbrush && Primordial soup = Life Painting 9/9 COMPLETE
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 4/16
So maybe I just wanted an excuse to kill some innocents. WHATEVER. I'm definitely fine with the lack of a body count attached to my name.
Please tell me that clown is not the one from madness combat. PLEASE.
There is just something that irks me about the Best Minecraft Player. So I use my Hax to empty his hunger and remove all his food and potions. I ALSO reMove any current buffs he has. The lack of sprinting should stunt his evasiveness. I then use Life Painting to create a bunch of microscopic organisms to attack him. Too small to hit reliably and there is no such thing as a damage dealing attack in minecraft that does less than half a heARt.
Please at least let the evasion debuff stick for at least this round.
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Ornstien 47/50 Smough 47/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 8/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 3/16
I draw a card. I proceed to remember I have a tome of self-sacrifice. since player health is gone I cross out the word self to make a tome of sacrifice. I can now draw power from killing innocents, unaffiliated animals and people not involved in the battle. I send a mortar strike at a cluster of innocent earth refugees thousands upon thousands of blocks away. I use the tome's power boost to make my bluster flailbldae send cutting winds in an inescapable grind on the Best Minecraft Player. Does trying to kill uninvolved civilians for a bit of power make me evil? I guess this battle just attracts psychos.
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Ornstien 46/50 Smough 46/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 7/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 2/16
So the worlds best minecraft player is immune to hacks due to his proness. FINE. If there is one thing I live for in games, it is showing up the powerful. Being the best does not mean he can surpass the rules of the world. And it can therefore be inferred that the only way to hit him is to abuse those limits. With that in mind, I use Hax to spawn 10000 sheep in a space of 1 blocks, the space he is inhabiting. I simultaneously spawn fences around this area and remove any carpets he might have in his inventory. The sheep make it impossible to place down a block, as well as to dig down. Even with maximum haste and a ratio of one hit per sheep death, it would be impossible to escape within the timeframe I require. I summon a few baby zombies with diamond swords and hats amid the sheep. Due to their size, he cannot hit them. And the knockback of the attacks was artificially reduced to zero by me so he cannot ride it out of there. And I also removed any water and jump boost related items in his inventory aswell as any potion buffs.
Let me guess, he is so pro he read my mind and dodged it before I even thought of this plan.
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Ornstien 45/50 Smough 45/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 6/9
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 1/16 (We killed Twitchy so the level cap for alchemies increased? Am I right?)
Well, I can see many problems solved by virtue of the entire population being in minecraft. Overpopulation means nothing in a near infinite world, as do resource struggles. But for me, I could care less. Now that my mind is physically in the game, my hax are going to be more advantageous to me. I use a kill aura hack and start running towards the best minecraft player. No matter how pro he is, he can not dodge a kill aura. As I run past him, I activate aimbot and feel my perception and agility ramp up to unfathomable levels. I proceed to 360 no-scope him with a fire charge. I say one thing as I do this, "Get good, get LMAOBox".
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Ornstien 44/50 Smough 44/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 5/9
I go up to the living embodiment of the law of conservation of ninjutsu. And then I use hax to change the number of ninjas around him by adding 0ne hundred. I then proceed to slash up the spread thin entity. I also, if possible, reduce the number of ninjas back to 19.
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Ornstien 43/50 Smough 43/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 4/9\
Let him kill our whole team for all I care. I will just do what I always do and trudge ahead blindly. That being said, I use my flailbldae to call up a hurricane that carries a whole 5 tons of fish from a relatively close ocean biome. I then use my ichtyokinesis to crush all of them into Twitchy.
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Ornstien 42/50 Smough 42/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 3/9
I call upon the power of the storms and start waving around my flailbldae as if I was a conductor. I use hax to change all the variables of the atmosphere around us into the values most conducive to a violent storm. And then I use my flailbldae to send the full force of the storm into Twitchy.
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Ornstien 41/50
Smough 41/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting 2/9
With Twitchy exposed I slash at her. As I cut a wind blade follows my slash. When the wind blade pierces through I use hax to bend space around and have it hit more times through what amount to portals.
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40/50 40/50
Paintbrush && Primordial Soup = Life Painting (It can make very simple organisms, not as entities, to do certain things) 1/?
I start hacking around. I instantly replace the ground under the chief with air. If he tries to catch himself, I will slash his arms while they are occupied. If not, I glide down on a tornado I conjure and start dropping dance grenades around. Dancing is hazardous because of the vast amounts of spikes I added while I was messing around with the chunk.
(This is me being unsure of exactly what you meant by changing the base code of minecraft. Hope this is what you mean because otherwise I wasted a turn.)
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39/50 39/50
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! 5/5 COMPLETE
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 11/11 COMPLETE
So... I somehow survived crawling inside the chief. I do not know what to think right now, But I do know I have two new toys to play with. I pick up my bluster flailbldae. I swing it at the stunned chief and as it cuts through a few key tendons in his leg a cutting wave of air peirces through the rest of his legs.
+1 to Pit
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37/50 37/50
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! 4/5
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 10/11
I decide that I should do the dumbest option possible and jump inside the wound I caused last turn. I am protected from the obvious disease risk by a metric ton of purification powder being periodically pumped in my veins to keep myself clean. And then I start to tunnel through the muscles close to me until I come out the other side. Left behind me is a trail of dance grenades, flash bangs, and slash wounds. That is assuming that the obvious and incredibly likely risks do not instantly kill me or something.
I am going all the way into craziness and vote for the tarot card some sets add as a joke, The Happy Squirrel. Because I honestly do not care about the cards. Now is the cue for them to mess me up in all the worst ways.
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36/50 36/50
Computer Monitors && Telekinetic Harness = HAX!!!!!!!! 3/5
Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae && Essence of Air (A Potato Chip Bag) = Bluster Flailbldae 9/11
I take advantage of the Chief's (should I capitalize that?) hurting sides by rocket jumping next to him while holding out my flailbldae, which is absurdly sharp, and slice right through his already damaged sides.