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Oh, I totally forgot about This Is Sparta.
It's ****ING overused, and it's ****ING ****.

I hear it, and I flip a *****.

Speaking of hearing things and flipping a *****, those Captain Sparklez music parodies.
The guy himself is alright, but he takes already redundant music, throws in more redundant Minecraft memes into it, and makes it all the more redundant. And that makes the music more ****ing annoying than it was without the Minecraft.

Quote from warstudy

Year 1-Mama

Year 5-I love you

Year 10-Your mean

Year 13-I HATE YOU!

Year 16-I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

Year 18-Sorry mom

Year 30-I love you mom.

Year 50-I wish you live just a little longer.

Year 70-I wish you were here to day.

Christ Almighty, don't I get enough of this from social networking sites?

Also, I don't think this at all. I think everything she does is reasonable and makes sense, and I love her for it.

Isn't he adorable? Found him at a roadside tavern nearby a few days ago. He was lying in a pile of rocks, just near the street. He was lucky I found him, he could have wandered into the street and got hit by something.
What struck me as odd about him was that he was out in the wild, but had such a fine coat. He couldn't have been a stray, he must have had an owner before who really cared for him. He didn't have a collar, so what was I to do?
I brought him home and cleaned him up, and he's loving it. Right now, he likes to nap on the table in the basement and I let him eat out of the bowls we keep in the pantry. But he can't live like this forever, you know? So I'm going to Pet Co. today I'm gonna buy him some proper furnishings and such. A food bowl, a small bed, and maybe a few toys. He keeps getting to my socks, so the toys are a necessity!

I'm glad I found him, and he's glad he found me. I needed some company around the house after my last pet passed, and this little guy's fitting in just fine. Man, I love him, and I don't know what I'd do without him.



@ Doctapper, spoiler that, I hate Smile Dog.

Quote from GravCat

From almost a year ago, but still adorable all the same.

How many dogs do you have, Grav?

I own an Apple touchscreen device. Which I'm using to post now.

Dolan's fine. I love that little serial-killing, ass-raping, face-defecating, abomination.

I'm tires of arrow to the knee and all those overused YTP memes.

The WTF Bomb. That **** gets ****ING annoying.

Quote from Zynilize

I swear it's only for the West. Here in Asia, or more specifically Thailand. People are still interested in having a nice civilized conversation here.

Who says we're not interested in civilized conversation?

Quote from NathanB

This should explain things quite nicely:

Anyone else notice he's pouring the asshole capsule mainly in North America?

Quote from BeyBlader3499

Me
Brother #2 - he talks to much, but he's nice also.
Brother #3 - acts like he does whatever he wants, get him into trouble a lot.
Brother #4 - he try's to act like brother #3 because he thinks it makes him cool, don't know why.

Is that is order of oldest to youngest?

Quote from TheGreatEmore

Your sister has an ass fetish? My gawd.... D:

Don't think to much of it.

Quote from Dinh AaronMk

I plan to practice my air-blasting so I can be cooler than Backburners.

Be above the Back Burners.
Use Degreaser+FlareGun/ReserveShooter/Shotgun+PostalPummeler/Axtinguisher

CRITS
CRITS EVERYWHERE!

I died because standing still for one second while the other team is made entirely out of Snipers means you're dead.
(Team Fortress 2: A Stadard Orange Map)

A younger brother and a younger sister.
My sister has a terrible ass fetish and loves video games.
My brother is a brony and is also fond of video games, talking, and eating.

Minus a few issues here and there, we're very much the same.

Quote from Machiavel

I don't have any siblings, I'm an only child.

But I like to think that in vitro I absorbed the sibling I would have had, thus giving me the strength of a normal person plus that of an unborn fetus.

In a way, I'm superhuman.

A superhuman by only a hair.
I don't think a fetus has much strength.

I masturbate 1-3 times a day.

Hi Evan's Grandpa!

Alright, this is getting off topic.

Speaking of lawyers, become a lawyer.
Anyone know how much lawyers make on average?

Quote from TheEvanCat

http://www.the-injury-lawyer-directory.com/ridiculous_lawsuits.html

Mother of God...
I could go on for hours about each and every one of those cases.

Alright, let me know if you find a good lawyer, I'm sueing all the people!

Quote from TheEvanCat

In which case he can sue...

I've seen much weirder lawsuits than that, don't worry.

If you can give me a weirder case, I'm grabbing a lawyer and suing just about everyone for everything.

Quote from Boelens

Almost every parent nowadays tells every kid how strangers are bad and are never to be trusted, etc etc.

Despite this small, low-crime town I live in is... Well, small and has low-crime, my parents often think anyone can be a pedophile, murderer, kidnapper, bank robber, identity theif, home wrecker, or drug dealer.

Putting myself in the shoes of an averge parent and wondering why I should be so protective, I think it might be the media. News and all sorts of programs go on about what's happened to kids who aren't safe or have had a tight watch kept on them. Parents look to these moments and never think about all the other children who go about town and are actually safe from these things.

So, parents enforce this, and these thoughts spread to their kin. Hence, a simple question like "Where are your parents?" from a certain person at a certain age and in a certain tone can seem threatening when it was meant to be kind, or to help someone.