FIrst Imma start off by saying that there should be a sub-forum for this and I just did this in about 30 minutes. Alert me on any errors and I will fix it.
Don't criticize me 'cause I'm only 11.
The Essence of Minecraft
I awoke on a beach astonished and filled with fear and curiosity. As I got up and regained sense, I began to notice that the entire place is all blocks. The sand, the distant trees and grass, the water, even the sun! As I got up I walked towards the forest and saw the sharp cutoff from sand to grass. As I ventured through this blocky place I saw no normal forest animals like foxes and squirrels but instead I saw pigs, cows, sheep, and chicken. Out of frustration I screamed and punched a tree. Most of the animals were startled by the scream so they took off but a few stupid cows stayed there while they chewed the pixel-like tall grass. I realized one more thing, everything was pixel-like. I killed a cow in frustration and took its leather and beef with him. I was expecting nothing else but then a few green orbs popped out of the dead cows body as the cow fizzled away. While I sat down by the tree I punched, I saw that it was cracked. I thought of punching it again and again and seeing if it broke since I surprisingly did not feel any pain while punching it the first time. I tried it and a tiny block version popped off it as it disappeared into nothing. As I picked up the wood, I felt a weight on my back and checked behind him. I had a backpack on! I then noticed at the bottom of my vision was a set of 9 boxes, 10 hearts above it on the left side, 10 drumsticks on above the boxes on the right side, and a partially-filled green bar above all of it. "Did those orbs fill that bar?" I thought. I opened my backpack to see if I could find some survival tools. Nothing was in it but a pocket labeled "Crafting" and the things I collected. I forgotten about the tree and I jumped back as I realized that it would of fallen on me by now. The tree I got the bottom wood block was still floating in midair. I punched the rest of the wood down from the tree and saw the leaves starting to decay. The last leaf block decayed but left a sapling looking thing behind. I picked it up and placed it down where the tree used to be. After about 3 hours I gathered up about 3 stacks of logs. I decided to stick them into the "Crafting" pocked for space. Out popped 12 big stacks of planks that were made of wood. "What the heck?" I mumbled. I used those planks to build a house and experiment with that pocket. I stuck four planks in (How much I could fit at a time while they are unstacked) and out popped a wooden bench labeled "Crafting Bench" with a picture of a hammer, scissors, and a saw on the sides. I placed it in the corner of my house and placed six wooden planks (It let me fit 9 stacks or individual blocks) in the shape of a door on it and a door popped into my backpack. I placed the door in the 2 block high hole in the front of my house and came back into my house. I put 2 planks on top of each other into the crafting bench and it gave me 4 sticks. I saw a cave through the little window from my door after wondering what I could use the stick for and I got the idea of a pickaxe to mine with. I placed a stick on the middle-bottom slot, a stick on the middle-middle slot, and 3 wooden planks all across the top row. It gave me a wooden pickaxe that I took outside and started hitting at the stone. After a bit I started to mine out the coal since my backpack was almost full of cobblestone. I came back home with about 157 cobblestone and 78 coal. I crafted alot of sticks with the leftover wood from the trees I got but left about 16 left. I surrounded the edge of the crafting bench with planks and it gave me a chest. I placed it down and filled it full with cobblestone. I wanted to store more so I re-crafted the same thing with the rest of the planks and placed them next to each other. They combined into a big chest. I filled the rest of my cobble in there and closed it. I took those sticks On my bench, I placed a full stack of sticks (64 completely) along with a full stack of coal together on top of each other. It gave me 4 full stacks of torches. (256 torches, think of that) I placed torches all around outside my house and in the corners inside for just enough light. I had a couple hours of daylight until I could just sleep somewhere so I ventured out and killed some sheep with a stick. I ripped off the bloody wool and walked back to the beach to wash it. I punched the sand a bit to see if it would give me a sand block and surprise surprise, it did. I washed the wool blocks from its blood and came back home to see if I could "craft" it into a bed. I placed 3 wool on the middle row and under it, wooden planks. I placed my newly given bed by the bench in case I had to do something else during the night.
Well today I restarted Steam cause it said it had an update and when I did as soon as it said logging into <Name Here>, It crashed after a bit. Any help? Is this happening to just me??! :sad.gif:
I would just use a low end computer, upgrade the ram and hard drive and there ya got one dedicated server. I'm not AT ALL good at computers but thats just simple logic for it.
So instead of searching how to install these on youtube you created a new account and decided to annoy us when we are looking for more useful posts. I'd like to get the mod to help ya out. Let me summon him.
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Don't criticize me 'cause I'm only 11.
The Essence of Minecraft
I awoke on a beach astonished and filled with fear and curiosity. As I got up and regained sense, I began to notice that the entire place is all blocks. The sand, the distant trees and grass, the water, even the sun! As I got up I walked towards the forest and saw the sharp cutoff from sand to grass. As I ventured through this blocky place I saw no normal forest animals like foxes and squirrels but instead I saw pigs, cows, sheep, and chicken. Out of frustration I screamed and punched a tree. Most of the animals were startled by the scream so they took off but a few stupid cows stayed there while they chewed the pixel-like tall grass. I realized one more thing, everything was pixel-like. I killed a cow in frustration and took its leather and beef with him. I was expecting nothing else but then a few green orbs popped out of the dead cows body as the cow fizzled away. While I sat down by the tree I punched, I saw that it was cracked. I thought of punching it again and again and seeing if it broke since I surprisingly did not feel any pain while punching it the first time. I tried it and a tiny block version popped off it as it disappeared into nothing. As I picked up the wood, I felt a weight on my back and checked behind him. I had a backpack on! I then noticed at the bottom of my vision was a set of 9 boxes, 10 hearts above it on the left side, 10 drumsticks on above the boxes on the right side, and a partially-filled green bar above all of it. "Did those orbs fill that bar?" I thought. I opened my backpack to see if I could find some survival tools. Nothing was in it but a pocket labeled "Crafting" and the things I collected. I forgotten about the tree and I jumped back as I realized that it would of fallen on me by now. The tree I got the bottom wood block was still floating in midair. I punched the rest of the wood down from the tree and saw the leaves starting to decay. The last leaf block decayed but left a sapling looking thing behind. I picked it up and placed it down where the tree used to be. After about 3 hours I gathered up about 3 stacks of logs. I decided to stick them into the "Crafting" pocked for space. Out popped 12 big stacks of planks that were made of wood. "What the heck?" I mumbled. I used those planks to build a house and experiment with that pocket. I stuck four planks in (How much I could fit at a time while they are unstacked) and out popped a wooden bench labeled "Crafting Bench" with a picture of a hammer, scissors, and a saw on the sides. I placed it in the corner of my house and placed six wooden planks (It let me fit 9 stacks or individual blocks) in the shape of a door on it and a door popped into my backpack. I placed the door in the 2 block high hole in the front of my house and came back into my house. I put 2 planks on top of each other into the crafting bench and it gave me 4 sticks. I saw a cave through the little window from my door after wondering what I could use the stick for and I got the idea of a pickaxe to mine with. I placed a stick on the middle-bottom slot, a stick on the middle-middle slot, and 3 wooden planks all across the top row. It gave me a wooden pickaxe that I took outside and started hitting at the stone. After a bit I started to mine out the coal since my backpack was almost full of cobblestone. I came back home with about 157 cobblestone and 78 coal. I crafted alot of sticks with the leftover wood from the trees I got but left about 16 left. I surrounded the edge of the crafting bench with planks and it gave me a chest. I placed it down and filled it full with cobblestone. I wanted to store more so I re-crafted the same thing with the rest of the planks and placed them next to each other. They combined into a big chest. I filled the rest of my cobble in there and closed it. I took those sticks On my bench, I placed a full stack of sticks (64 completely) along with a full stack of coal together on top of each other. It gave me 4 full stacks of torches. (256 torches, think of that) I placed torches all around outside my house and in the corners inside for just enough light. I had a couple hours of daylight until I could just sleep somewhere so I ventured out and killed some sheep with a stick. I ripped off the bloody wool and walked back to the beach to wash it. I punched the sand a bit to see if it would give me a sand block and surprise surprise, it did. I washed the wool blocks from its blood and came back home to see if I could "craft" it into a bed. I placed 3 wool on the middle row and under it, wooden planks. I placed my newly given bed by the bench in case I had to do something else during the night.
<To be continued>
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I would use a PC but I dont have one and I cant afford it now.
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I restarted, deleted my steamfiles (Not SteamApps cause its no harm) and restarted my comp. Still nothing.
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EDIT : FIRST?
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Now back to my porn
I really liked the story though and I dont even watch porn.
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