We should obviously insult anyone that would appear to be under the age of 15, to show them us mature people are more mature....
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I liked how he shook his head yes for the seeds lol. Also interesting how he was jumping all over your front door until you opened it, then just stood there.
It's not really an insult, isn't he comparing the kid's voice to a girl's voice because kids don't really seem to play Minecraft as much as us who have gone through puberty?
So I guess most people who've gone through puberty insult everything?
Well, there are a few times that were funny to me. Once, I was playing with TNT I had crafted from gunpowder I brought up from my mine when I killed some creepers when I accidentally set it off. One piece flew off and blew a hole in my house. I went in, to discover that the chandelier was shattered, and so it was dark. I quickly fixed the damage, and go through a door to my storeroom to put away my 4 blocks of diamonds and countless of gold and iron. I had left the double doors open, and just as I got to them, a whole ****ing army of skeletons, spiders, and creepers engulfs me. The repeated explosions crack open my ceiling and the lava from my light tower which I use to find home after wandering. I respawn next to the house, and am immediately torched. I die again. Respawning, a zombie walks into the ring of fire and kills me from behind. Then, on respawning, I found that the lava had changed course and I am now in it. I died. Reappearing, I am burned by the lava and die. To add insult, a spider jumps on me just before I succumb to the flames. Again, I respawn. Most of the fire has gone out, and the lava is draining into my mines. My entire house is gone except for the floor of an upstairs room. The creepers had inadvertantly set off my self-destruct device, so I proceed boldly. Suddenly, a creeper jumps down at me from the floor of the upstairs room, killing me again. I swear loudly and ragequit after that.
Then, another time, I was mining, and I tunneled onto a ledge at the top of a medium cave filled with evil mobs. I see some coal on the other side, and as I had run out of torches, I eagerly make a bridge. Arrows rain up at me, but none hit me. I reach the other side and mine the coal. I drop a few blocks of TNT down on the soup of mobs. One of the pieces of TNT bounces under a small 1-block outcropping, and just as it is about to explode, a creeper walks on top of the outcropping. BOOM! The creeper catapults up and explodes, taking a large chunk of the bridge out from under me. I am damaged, and when I fall, I am damaged some more. Then, predictably, a horde of slimes come out of an adjoining tunnel and proceed to ingest me alive.
Or perhaps the time when I was mining, again, and found myself in much the same situation: A cave overlooking a sea of heaving, scorching lava with chunks of coal and iron ore at the other side. I had run out of stone filling in a large cave I had found earlier, so I was forced to use dirt. I was very close to the surface, and the lava seemed to be coming out of the side of a mountain, flowing through a tiny tunnel and coming into this huge cave. I use up the rest of my stone and dirt. When I reach the other side, I turn right. I mine out, but patch up the hole with some dirt and get all the ore. There was so much that by the time I had mined it all out, grass had grown along the narrow bridge. I was walking back when I heard a sudden 'MOO,' and turn round, whipping out my bow. An innocent cow stares at me, and I turn my back. Then, the cow deftly pushes me off the bridge, and I land, badly damaged, on a 4-block island in the middle of the roiling lava. I fire a few arrows up at the cow, and one finds its mark. The cow hops back, and, in doing so, falls off the other side of the bridge and lands on my island. Since I had not had many arrows, and had used them all taking potshots at cave-dwelling mobs earlier, and finished them off on this cow, I brandish a stone sword menacingly. Suddenly, there is a loud TWANG, and a skeleton fires at me from a side tunnel, and I nearly die, staggering over right at the edge of the lava. To add insult, after a few seconds, a creeper jumps down at me from the unlit side tunnel and explodes, and then the cow jumps into the lava after my dead body. Again, I ragequit.
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Because it stops People from spamming on other more important Threads!
Edit: Also i've done this on others forums i use.
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Good boy!
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Hey I'm helping out by lettin' people spam on my topic
Better here than on a Real Productive one, Eh?
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That's how you spam!
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Yes, Yes we do. Heh Heh Heh I typed "Do"!
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He says he won't, I should know i'm his bro.
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Daum that **** sux!