The minecraft launcher is refusing to open. when i open it it'll do the loading symbol next to my cursor for 2 seconds and then nothing. I have tried updating java, uninstalling and reinstalling the launcher, and checking to make sure nothing minecraft related is running in the background in task manager. after uninstalling the launcher, when i try to reinstall, it'll open the minecraft updater window, install the game and runtime folders, and then crash and refuse to open again. there are no crash logs or anything i can use to try and figure out whats happening.
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