Long ago, a trend began to wrap Minecraft videos together with a loose narrative. I always called this Playchinima or Machiniplay- there's never been a good name for it. As the masses moved to more clickbaity low-effort styles of content though, this style has basically died. So, I'm giving it a good kick in the rear so to speak. This is a story. A story with a beginning, a middle, and an end, and an overarching theme that will evolve with the character. No I'm not joking either.